>applied to Google as a transexual with zero qualifications

Make up another story

>>60744262
>tfw another thread died for this

>>60744262
Just dress up like a meth whore.

just buy a with and a dress. They won't question you and if you do pretend to act offended and make them feel sorry

>>60744262
are you questioning the fact im a woman? how dare you be so regressive as to oppress me

>>60744323
kek

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>>60744262
Why would you want to work at Google?

>>60744262
Considering doing this.
Should I say I'm mtf or ftm considering I'm a 6'1 man

>>60744262
Tell them you sexually identify as a third gender; problem solver.

>>60744345
Less curry niggers than in other companies.

>>60744262
Who are they to tell you you aren't a transexual? Should have said you were a demisexual pangender transdisabled lionkin tbqhwy fampai

>>60744262
Tell them you haven't gone under hormone therapy yet and that you were hoping their medical would cover the cost

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Buy programmer socks and a skirt+top combo. I got my crossdressing outfit together with a $50 Amazon gift card and I had enough money left over to get a Chink mouse bungee to trigger /bst/.

>>60744262
this never happened

reminder to sage these shit posting threads

>>60744262

You seem to have triggered the snowflakes, my tranny friend.

>>60744383
>People actually go through this much effort
Holy shit how is living with a mental disease of this level?

>>60744386
im sure everyone knows that anon
it's satire

>>60744262
Ask them for a reference

>>60744410
Buying shit on Amazon takes effort? How lazy can you be?

>>60744262
tell them you already transitioned

>>60744347
mtf

>>60744262
Just bring a rainbow bracelet and act kinda ambiguously gay, maybe put on some eyeliner to complete the effect.
They can't reject you by doubting your claims, that would be extremely transphobic.

>>60744322
sue them for asking.. lol

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>>60744262
Just buy a dress on Amazon

you don't need hormones or genial surgery
just wear a wig and ask your sister if she can do your makeup

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Just don't forget to bring a clock inside Google HQ

wear a wig and put on makeup and just claim you are a riley dennis type of tranny who doesnt believe you need hormones or surgery then give it up after a year or so and just say you realized it wasnt really you

>>60744262
Did you specify what gender you transitioned to? If not, just say you transitioned to whatever you are right now (I'm assuming male). You'll just look like a very successfully passing tranny. I got you, lad.

>>60744347
fuck it, go balls deep, tell them you fully transformed into a man!

>>60744383
p-pics?

>>60744706
second that

>>60744262
tell them you're ftm

tape raisins on your nipples and wear a tight shirt

No joke, one time I sent some copies of my resume except I changed the name to a girls name and suddenly I got phone calls for every single one I sent in, where I'd been mostly been getting ignored when I'm being truthful.

This is how you get hired, apparently.

>>60744262
rip op's dick

>>60744262
You just identify as one, that's all

Why would you make up a shitty story like this and post it on the internet?

>>60744262
Same here, but I told them I was black and I already got an offer after the first two phone interviews. I wonder what's going to happen when I show up for work the first day. I'm sure it helped that I have a passable black name.

>>60745483
Just say that you're transracial.

>>60745483
Post your offer letter.

>>60745483
transnigger, what a time to be living

>>60745433
This anon. Every time I go to burger land and try to pick up chicks i always I'm a transsexual lesbian that likes to dress as a boy. Some of them fell for this shit.
It's a fucking sad world.

>>60744262
if they ask say that you can´t afford a transition and you can even less afford to come out to your imidiate family and friends

Just say you're planning to transition easy.

Their actually not legally allowed to ask about it anyway, OP. Don't worry about it.

it's google, according to them this nigger passes for a girl so don't worry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtCyepuLt8Q

>>60744262
ask /r9k/, they all secretly want to be trannys anyway

OP you better make a Grindr and buy programming socks ;)