Hello /g/,
I am an Engineering student, and I have been offered an interview with AMD's Radeon division
The job seems to entail a fair bit of shilling and guidance - "Write reviewers' guides that highlight the performance and features of upcoming graphics products. Incorporate performance data in charts and graphs, descriptive text, "how to test" steps and other relevant materials."
I'm not interested in bitchwork for AMD, but I am interested in shitposting, so, please, /g/, what should I say, and what should I ask?
>>60730608
How many FPS can I get in Rapelay?
>>60730718
I have to be polite, so no profanity pls
Please help /g/, you're my only hope
>>60730608
Say this and you are hired:
GET REKT GREENS <------ lmao that was a dank meme i r89 r9001 390/3.5gb of v for vendetta ram, novidiots be like do a 1080 and walk awayy lmao, 144 wayy sly novideo grillforce gtx 480 clocked at 3.5hz 1080p 3.5 fps gimpworks edition, human eye can see only 3/5 ram anyways, nivea water boiler titanal FE(fanboy edition) at 3.5p, envidia fryforce shitan rascal 1080shiTi at 87.5% GTX(GetTheXtinguisher) (ngreedia pisscal thermi "malware experience" burning sillayy bridges edition with GreedSync support) + krappy fake $hilltel gore i$emen at 7700K (Kelvin) maybelake i0 delidlake cancer core jewtel 2066 killowatt "cooler not included in a box" coffin lake "end of life" edition at 0.90 GHz (a.k.a. Inferno Bridge) another late edition <------ i0 r8 dat meme 2400/3200 of dance dance revolution ram. 8GiB? What do you need 4GiB for? I'm giving you 3.5GiB! mumble mumble 3.5!?!?!? mumble mumble mumble 390?!?!?!
DREAM BIG OP. MAKE US PROUD.
Claim that AMD will make anime real.
Everyone starts somewhere. You're still in school anyway right? Don't get a big dick, you have your foot in the door.
>>60731209
This would be true, however I was misled about the nature of the position when I applied-my previous internships are more complex and related to my degree than 'AMD marketing intern'
>>60731178
I'll pose this as a question
>>60731075
I will probably not be able to pronounce this
>>60730608
ask they why do they shit on the streets, have no drivers and where is vega
Emphasize this.
>>60731296
The interviewer is a white male
>>60731765
Is his name greg ellis