/g/ humor thread

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>>60712879

>>60712954
holy shit is this real?

>>60713016
That's the thing they used to teach Canada's president to program the time he tweeted about how easy programming was. They also use it to teach children and women and then they claim that anyone can program.

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>>60712954
>>60713079
>literally babby's first code
>shit you learn in 8th grade
>they still fuck it up

>>60713124
>babby's
baby's

>>60712954
How is that wrong when it's repeated 2 times?

>>60713210
got it

>>60713194
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/babby
>>>/reddit/

>>60713139
Djikstra's algorithm is pretty slow though since it has to check every single route even after reaching it's destination. He should use the A* algorithm instead.

>>60712954

Please tell me that someone just shopped out the final turn right statement.

>>60713124
They teach programming to kids these days? Man, I really missd out by being old.

>>60713812
You didn't learn BASIC back in elementary school?

>>60713124
To be fair I don't understand this either. What does forward even mean? How is 'forward' a defined movement on a 2d plane?

>>60713852
I don't think anyone did, the schools didn't have computers.

>>60713938
you're obviously moving something with some a viewing direction that things like 'forward' are relative to

>>60713432
wrong

We /maymayz/ now

>>60713194
>being this new

>>60714182
This is actually a thing, i have used some keygens that did the same in my VN.

>>60714456
>VN
VM*

>>60713079
>Canada
>president

>>60714653

That um.. Hm. Thats hard to disagree with.

>>60714669
My bad. "Twink" is probably a more accurate term.

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one of my favorites

>>60714157
has the sublime text fad worn off?

>>60714841
It makes no sense spoken.

>>60714182
Damn that is good shit.

>>60714182
top kek

>>60714593
This makes me want to leave software engineering forever.

>>60714892
do you speak out loud the memes on 4chan as you read them? No, anon, you do not. No one could be that autistic.

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>>60712879

>>60715290
thats one large clit

>>60715789
UUUU

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>>60712954
kek

>>60715706

Does he have A̶I̶D̶S̶ cancer too?

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>>60715281
Y-yeah, what a retard...

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>>60714629

>>60714593
When will Trump send the poo in loos away like he promised?

>>60713951

I'm 43 and we learned Logo and BASIC in second grade. A few of us were doing Pascal programming by fifth grade.

>>60716215
where

>>60713432
Literally wrong. Djikstra is A* with a null heuristic. A* is faster when we have some domain knowledge that can be programmed into the heuristic. It's usually better (and never worse) but not for the reason you stated.

>>60714864
Damn skippy. Wordpad is objectively better.

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>>60714593

>>60715386
I looked at that video on youtube and it short-circuited my brain

>>60714892
How does it not make sense spoken?

>>60712954
It's real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3N6GnS_dzfg

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>>60712954
>its just code that gets executed twice
>how is it supposed to be wrong?
>mfw see the rectangle
How fucking retarded do you have to be to fuck up that code? Literally woman tier.

>>60712954
i need help
i don't get it

>>60716995
oh is it the box of the 50?

>>60716995
It doesn't turn right at the end, so it would go forward twice in a row.

>>60717033
Oh, the box on the bottom is supposed to be the itinerary.

Christ

>>60715789
>clit
anon...

>>60713245
>I was only pretending to be retarded

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>>60716935

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>>60712954
>>60716944
>>60713590

Um sweeties... the code is obviously correct because it was created by a passionate woman who is trying to teach girlz how 2 kode. Don't try Mansplaining it away. Why do you hate it when women try to get ahead?

>>60717177
She's right though. Arithmetic is for machines.

>>60714841
What about base 1

>>60713124
I did the turtle one I'm grade 4. It was fun drawing shapes back then. If only I could enjoy drawing simple shapes now :(

>>60717200
This. I know a guy who Wolfram Alpha'd his way through the first five years of his master's degree in math.

>>60712879
Have I became that kind of guy that laughs on such a nerd shit? god damn it

>>60714864
I'd say sublime is better than VS code and Electron

But emacs is better than them all

>>60717200
Just because she's right doesn't make it less stupid

>>60717381
Nigga Wolfram Alpha is just computation. It won't actually solve any challenging math problems for you.

>>60717381
Who the fuck needs five years to get a master's degree?

>>60717407
learn english faggot

>>60714456
>>60714476
I see your correction, but would rather pretend that for a tiny bit you were forced to experience weeb dating sims in Hebrew.

>>60717422
If you watch the video that comes from (
>>60716935) what she's explaining is good. That generally you should avoid these hard coded constants in your code. It's a good lesson. Too bad her code doesn't draw a rectangle.

>>60714717
haha

>>60713194
Lurk moar

>>60714182
Top kek

>>60714593
Curry corner?

>>60717693
back to r/pol

>>60714841
I don't get it.

>>60717693
kek

>>60717618
>look cute while coding

I don't understand how these women can be so about freedom from patriarchy and shit and still doll themselves up to ridiculous degrees. It's like they want to have the benefits of the social status of being ""progressive"" but can't give up their instincts to compete for male attention. If I was a lady I'd probably go full legbeard and never wear make-up. That stuff is legit disgusting. I can't imagine existing in a society where I had to paint my face to be socially presentable.

>but we want to look good for ourselves!!!

no you don't tard

>>60717190
I can't tell anymore whether people defending her is even worse than her code.

>>60715574
> slide to unclock
Lost

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>>60717618
>how can we empower women and convince them to get into coding?
>have a good looking woman pose in her underwear wearing a shirt about being cute

>>60717190
>I dont think she would upload this video without running the program first in a computer

I was going to question how someone can be this delusional but I can't help but think this is anything besides a ruse

>>60713194
Summer is here

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>>60714841
mind=blown

>>60717753
>nigger
>good-looking
Pick one

>>60716794
dev-lupper

>>60717474
Someone who's trying to Wolfram Alpha his way through it

>>60717948
>implying everything isn't O(n)

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>>60717703
t. mudshark lover

>>60717190
>we need more women in progr-

>>60717983
Distributed systems are much harder than it looks.

>>60718243
sure, just the way it's written is funny

it's like saying;
>"the leaders of the countries used words and sentences to avoid going to war"

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>>60712954
>"i don't see how this is wro--"
>examine the code again
HOW THE FUCK

>>60714864

fuck i just switched to it. am i too late?

>>60717353
tally marks

>>60718532
#kodingwithkarly

>>60714864
Yes. Now it is all about atom.

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>>60712954
>mom where are we going

>>60718726
She is as a programmer than she is as a model.
Do north americans really like these ugly skinny bitches?

>>60714653
Whoever colours the Dilbert strip has no idea what they're doing.

>>60712954
Jesus. This is more cringe than a joke.

>>60716935
>>60717190
I don't know what is worse. The person who "created" this code, the people trying to defend it or the people who let her upload the video.

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>>60717190
>I dont think she would upload this video without running the program first in a computer
Don't question her kode. Just breath in deeply with us.

>>60717753
Women tend to respect people based on their looks.

>>60719335
*Humans tend to respect people based on their looks.

>>60719369
>woman
>human

>>60719157
>when run
what happens if i use "when not run"?

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>>60719253
>twitter typo
>news

>>60719443
What kind of autistic file name scheming is that? Like fuck dude

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>>60719518
I think I was using greenshot at the time.
I can assure you I didn't type that out myself.

I honestly never noticed that.

>>60714841
holy shit. that's good

>>60719455
it dougs

>>60719485
>two scoops
>trump is going out for dinner tonight
If it sells, they're going to report it. Literally a perpetual machine based on the desires of their viewers.

>>60718779
Nowhere in the Kode does it say to turn left.

Do it again.

>>60712954
Evey my 10 yo self knew how to LOGO on a shitty Vtech computer toy shake my head to be honest

>>60719157
I mean, it makes a spiral
It's so cool xD

>>60715733
This should be an stallman image

>>60714864
No, Atom is still way too bloated and slow for serious work

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>>60722085
You're full of shit

Mobile atom is comparable to 2008-ish high-end cpu. Plenty fast enough for serious work

>>60722365
Not that atom, ATOM the editor

>>60718779
It'll do a |______|, not an S shape.

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>>60712954

>>60717709
brainlet detected.
Base10 = 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Base4 = 1 2 3 10
Base 10 = 1 2 3 10 11 12 13 20 21 22

>>60712954
lol we had to do a thing like this at school when 11ish. it was stupid then but it was a little turtle you moved and rotated.

>>60722403
don't try and change the subject, Atoms are plenty fast and you're throwing a fit over nothing.

>>60718243
Not in that example. Try doing it with collision detection.

>>60717613
Kys

>>60716935
The character isn't even going forwards, he's going backwards.

>>60717190
kek

>>60722641
>Base 10 = 1 2 3 10 11 12 13 20 21 22

How the fuck does that make any sense?

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>>60712954

>>60722928
Base 10 is relative. If you have 4 fingers 'base 4' is 'base 10'. Fucking retard.

>>60722641
No you fucker

Think binary

>>60722085
I only use atom for work, fuck sublime, vs code and everything else.

>>60722928
alien has 4 fingers.
alien does not know the word 4, it counts 1, 2, 3, 10.
when human says base 10, alien therefore thinks of human base 4.

it would be like if a being 16 fingers, where their 10 was the word 10 and not F.
If they said base 10 we would not assume base 16 although that is what they mean.

>>60723015
their 16 was the word 10*

>>60722742
I hope you're not actually this stupid. The initial subject was Sublime Text and Atom (the text editor) being rather similar, yet Atom not being better in every way. Atom uses Electron, which allows you to create desktop applications using web technologies. As you can probably imagine, this makes Atom bloated, which is why it can't replace Sublime Text entirely yet.

>>60722999
t brainlet who dont know that binary is base 2.

top kek

>>60722999
the alien joke has nothing to do with binary, it's about bases.

binary is just base 2.

if Alien had 2 fingers, binary would be base 10

>>60723091
>>60722999
>>60722641
>>60717709
How about treating it as a language.
He made a sound that translates to 4 in a base 10 system.

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>>60712954

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>>60713139
>tfw bae was getting fucked by A* when Dijkstra got there

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>>60716944
>>60718227
what does any of this have to do with women?

>>60723146
Kode with Klossy© is meant to be a woman's initiative to teach them to Kode™

>>60723120
no,

Alien perception.
Alien is using base 10 and human is using base 22

Human perception
human is using base 10 and alien is using base 4

all bases are base 10
binary 1 10 = base 10
base 3: 1 2 10 = base 10
base 4: 1 2 3 10 = base 10
.....
base 8: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 10
base 9: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 10
base 10: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

>>60714841
For those who don't get it: how do you represent n in base n?

>>60717353
It's not applicable because 10 requires 2 digits, but base 1 oviously has only 1 digit.

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>>60712954
>>60713016
>>60713079
>>60713590
>>60714057

>>60723165
and what did that have to do with some derp in the comments on youtube not having a habit of verifying things they are told for themselves but rather taking everything at face value?

>>60723242
Cliques. Wymen are predisposed to them. It's a cohesion thing brought bought out by needing to be subservient. Thus defending their ring leader, for no 'correct' reason.

>>60715754
>Username is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported

>>60716935
why does she look like shes an asian plastic doll come to life to then use heroine to deal with her existential crisis

>>60723283
I'd like to interject for a moment.

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>>60717966

>>60717654
i-is he playing a game where he's stealing from a supermarket? all I see him doing is grabbing stuff from shelves.

>>60723174
>>60714841
left is any direction you point to with your left hand.

>>60716935
> you will never kode with klossie while she sits on your lap

>>60721895
no it doesn't

>>60723797
It does, actually. A multiplication operation is initialized within the body of the cycle. Every time the cycle runs, the "height" var increases twofold.
If "height" was defined as const, then it would've made a rectangle. But it's a var (as seen because of the "set" operation), so it's makes a spiral.

>>60723919
But I'm pretty sure this code means

moveForward(height*2);

not

height = height * 2;
moveForward(height);

The variable doesn't change because it's used like that.
To change it, the line would be something like
"set height to [height x 2]"

>>60723919
Height is only multiplied by 2 each time, I don't its assigned.

>>60715706
I've seen this image so many times but not until now, did I notice he has wings.

>>60723959
>>60723964
Depends on the language implementation, to be honest.
If all the increments and operations are processed within the body of an operation, then I'm right, if not, then I'm not.
Implicit varedit isn't something that uncommon.

>>60717618
Mmmm those thighs

>>60723146
>>60723242
>literally trying to white knight a woman who is hyped for all the wrong reasons, probably for the same wrong reasons
kys

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>>60712954

>>60714157
>not reprogramming the hard drive with a magnetized needle

>>60723991
>Implicit varedit isn't something that uncommon.

Not in this context you retard.

>>60717618
>look cute at least ones even if not coding
kek

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>>60714593
oh for fuck's sake

>>60724020
>galaxy cheerio people mover
?

>>60724218
whats funny about this? its valid. A more real world example would probably be bluej. Sure its used a little in the real world but never for actually good code

>>60724377
USB

>>60724393
It's not funny, that's why I replied as a comment to the #KODINGWITHKARLIE post

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>>60720190

>>60718709
Then how come all bases have 0 except tally marks

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>>60717377
that's a good starting exercise in graphics. I did it for python :^)

>>60713938
>What does forward even mean? How is 'forward' a defined movement on a 2d plane?

You are correct that "forward" is not a defined movement on the 2d plane. It requires auxiliary information to determine what "forward" is. The "pen" that you're manipulating is implemented as a software object which holds that auxiliary information.

The "pen" object is a software container that holds several attributes of the pen, including things like this:

- The (x,y) vector of the pen's current position on the plane.
- The current pen color.
- The current pen line width and style.
- The current orientation and scale of the pen, which is a non-zero (x,y) vector that indicates which direction is "forward", and also indicates how many pixels it moves when the programmer tells it to move forward by 1 unit.

>>60717190
It doesn't even turn twice though

>>60713245
>know your meme

>>60714780
Why don't games use more fair number generators? Like if a random variable is 1-10, and you get a 10, you could make it 50% less likely to get a 10 until you have gotten all the other numbers once too. Like a forced gamblers fallacy, for more even randomness? Am I missing something?

>>60712954
i worry about getting into the industry because I consider myself a shitter but if these people can do it maybe I should just go ahead.

>>60723230
what language is that?

>>60724875
because then its not random, plus numbers 1-10 are never big enough for real world applications

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>>60722365
>this level of autism
oh my sides

>>60720302
This is acceptable for tabloids and other such frivolous channels, not for supposedly reputable news organizations who should have some standards.

>>60717353
base 1 is zero
0
00
000
0000
00000
000000
etc...
you can only express a value of zero in base 1

>>60717709
How do you write 10 in base 10 ?
10

How do you write 2 in base 2 ?
10

How do you write 8 in base 8 ?
10

How do you write 4 in base 4 ?
10

>>60724969
It's not random, True. It's better. But If you made a large data set, it would be close the same amount of each number as a normal rng. It wouldn't change the balance of things. People would only notice the difference in that they'd get less bullshit like critting several times in a row, or getting more even shuffles in card games.

You could just make it divide up whatever variable size you want into segments and make that segment less likely. For tcgs youre pretty much just need small variables and they're the most rng-plagued games.

>>60725278
if that was the case we'de never use random numbers and would use sequences instead. Its not better in anyway.

>>60725316
Still unpredictable, you just know that for this rng the gamblers fallacy is not a fallacy. Most people belive in the gamblers fallacy instinctively so for them the only difference would be less lucky/unlucky bs. It wouldn't change the balance of anything, the average would be the same, it would just be more consistent.

Sequences are easily predictable.

I was wondering if there's anything I've overlooked and it doesn't seem like it.

>>60724944
LOGO

>>60725220
What about base ???
There's an amazon tribe with no concept of numbers. And I think time?
Just one, some and many, maybe much.

>>60717474
That's how long it takes in total.

>>60724463
TODAYY I BROUGH MY CAR TO CAHR MEXXX

>>60714841
This is retarded. Nigga is still using base four. Just because he doesn't realize it doesn't change shit. Fuck off.

>>60724875
>>60724969
>>60725278
>>60725599
there are actually tonnes of games that have a bias towards preventing both lucky and unlucky streaks in rng

for instance, warcraft 3 and dota have pretty well documented examples

http://dota2.gamepedia.com/Random_distribution

>>60714737
Pseudorandomness is defined as computational indistinguishability from a uniform distribution. I can construct an efficient adversary that distinguishes the two with non-negligible probability? Ready?
>get digit
>if 9, return "Demon"
>else, return "Random"
This wins with probability 9/10
nigger

>>60716215
We did too!

>>60727099
Maybe it's just on a long streak.

>>60717618
Why isn't she wearing pants? You want me to take you seriously, learn to get dressed correctly first.

You don't see any male techies prancing around the server room in a t-shirt with a cute design on it and just their boxers on, showing off their midriff.

>>60727250
Coming from a place that often has "you code better while wearing a skirt" threads.

>>60727280
At least they bothered to get dressed.

1
2
34

>>60727051
shillax with your imperialist human ways pham, there is more than what you can see

>>60727353
Fuck. You.

>>60717983
Lost

>>60725061
there has literally not been a "reputable news organization" since the formation of the solar system

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>>60714864
Is there a better text editor out?

>atom is bloated
>notepad++ is ugly and slow
>vim doesn't have plugin or mouse support

>>60727663
Sublime chokes massively when you get to hundreds of thousands or millions of lines.

It also performs much worse in a heavily taxed system than, say, Vi.

>>60727663
Vscode

>>60727663
>vim doesn't have mouse support
what?

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>>60713027

>>60727711
Sublime seems to load 60MB files fine.

Also, if you have actual code inside a single file that's bigger than a MB you're a shitty programmer

>>60727716
Recommending anything electron based is a cruel joke.

>>60717618
>languages
>basic webdev you can learn in two months
wew lad, we sure need more women in the industry

>>60714892

It works exactly the same when spoken.

>>60727741
Text editors are used for more than code and 60MB is small-time that any editor can handle.

Sublime chugging on GB files and struggling to even write characters on systems with high load is kind of bad man.

>>60717177
This kills the maths teacher

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>>60724568
>tcl
>tk

>>60712954
>my 16yo sister saw something's wrong immediately
>Klossy is literally worse at programming than a teenager girl who's not even into programming

>>60722928
Base 10, where 10 is in base 4 as in Roman IV

>>60715789
OwO

>>60723200
(n-1)++, (n-1)+1 will work in literally every base
Just do something like this:
BASE IIIIIIIIII

>>60724218
>covfefe
this normie meme has existed only a couple of days and im already waiting for it to die

>>60714717
>>60714749
>>60715683
>>60727560
(You)

>>60717983
Kek. Reminds me of this:
>The real problem was not that the geometry had small holes in it. The problem was that Damp fell through those holes. With that in mind, I was able to code a very quick and simple fix that looked something like:
>IF (Damp will fall through a hole()) THEN
>Don't do it
http://www.gamasutra.com/view/feature/132500/dirty_coding_tricks.php?page=3

>>60714197
>>60718779
You just fucked up harder than her.
An hero pls

>>60713194
Get the fuck out.

>>60727250
>You want me to take you seriously, learn to get dressed correctly first.
>You don't see any male techies [with] just their boxers on.

I code from home, so...

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>>60715574
>unclock
>iploxe

lost twice

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>>60717177
>there are people in my classes that think this way

>>60712954
We had a cat named scratch
I made a game where you hit it with a car

>>60712879
Technically that's an infinite loop. Recursion isn't so bad since it'll hit a base case eventually.

>>60728620
I think that way. No one has time to do math.

>>60726865
>>60724463
READ MY COLUMN AT AUTOTRADER DOT COM SLASH OVERSTEER

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>>60717618
>Languages: HTML, CSS, Java, JavaScript
Epic simply epic
arent there more females in webdev to begin with anyways?

>>60729029
>arent there more females in webdev to begin with anyways
Please dear god no. I don't want to do another persons work again and then get blamed for some cunt slacking off and being behind schedule or bug ridden

>>60727739
In this case they're both correct, it's undefined behavior.

>>60727739
Second doesn't conform to C standard as of C99.

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>>60712954
What in the goddamn
We had a cat named scratch
I made a game where you hit it with a car

>>60727064
im talking about scientific computing, not video games.

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>>60727369
This hurt to watch

>>60717618

literal fucking gurl poser

>>60727663
brackets

>>60723242
It doesn't; it has to do with a woman making a coding error.

>>60714249
>>60717629
>>60717924
>>60728402
>catching the bait

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>>60717983
those are good names and a nice, readable high-level code block

>>60722671
That was LOGO

>>60723989
And a halo

>>60713194
good b8

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>>60730187
Leave Mr. Cuckold -san alone, meany frog.

>>60714206
>C prompt removed
THE JOKE IS FUCKING
RUINED

>>60719542
Is that RAMen noodles?

>>60717686
C# doesn't support currying natively

>>60725141
fucking plebs.

>not being a human machine

>>60717190
>>60719157
>>60722529
>>60723230
As much as i hate to admit it, she is right. turn right means just to change orientation.NOT to draw or move forward...
>inb4 chick may be dumb most of the times but she is hot

>>60713432
No you're wrong. It calculates the routes in advance so it doesn't take longer than your ripv2 protocol to find a route from the moment the network has reached convergence.

>>60715281
The characters in the picture are speaking to each other.

>>60714677
but you'd have to do ./ls

>>60716902
Because 'ten' always refers to 10 base 10. 10 base 4 would have a completely different word associated with it.

>>60730714
Ok, but a rectangle has 4 corners, you need to turn at least 4 times.

>>60730863
but you already draw 2 lines in one iteration!!

>>60715290
Fuck I have that exact knife.
>tfw youre the meme

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>>60716935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bwiln7v0fdc
Coding is superpower, just

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>>60717177
>Multiplying fifty by two in your head may not that hard

>>60730934
But you only turn once in one iteration!!!

>>60731255
I think he's under the impression that you do these movements once and then repeat twice

>>60724830
It does because it runs the script twice.

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>>60712879

>>60714841
Woah.

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>>60731641

>this fucking pic

>>60725220
>every base is base 10.

>>60731135
whats up with his chin?

>>60714157
>smashing buttons with both hands furiously

>>60727576
That's usually because of bias and other inevitable things like that, which is very different from purposefully reporting about useless shit only stupid people care about.
This is literally YouTuber tier news coverage.

>>60730563
I think it was 'chips' and salsa.

>>60731135
> closeted supernerd
> Dat pointing at the screen like a fucking ape
god I hate this woman