Is there any programming language /g/ doesn't hate?

COBOL is /g/core.

fortran

>>60704173
HolyC

Rust

bash, maybe. Give me one good reason bash isn't great.

>>60704173
I don't think anybody gets offended by lua.

>>60704173
brainfuck
>>60704316
you're wrong

>>60704173
fortran for alpha bank hacking needs

x86 assembly

Dart

OCaml

>>60704173
PHP?

>>60704637
Only memefags hate on PHP

>>60704173
This is a Haskell board. Learn Haskell or get out.

>>60704173
C

>>60704173
binary

>>60704637
Everyone hates PHP.

>>60704173
unironically ASM

>>60704316
Array index starts at ONE! I'm deeply offended. Like if someone was not using my pronouns. (They are ckoawnfua and covfefe btw.)

Lisp, I guess.

>>60704568
You mean 68k ASM

>>60705586
This.
Lisp is like an innocent child.

>>60704266
string manipulation in it is fucking gay.
I always do more complex stuff in python. Not going to learn awk fuck you.

>>60704604
GIL

>>60704173

You are not a samrt person, are you?

/g/ is not a hive mind, but a bunch of different people. So naturally the C guys hate Rust, the Rust guys hate C, the Java code monkeys hate web development, the web developmers hate Java and so on..

There are some languages that get more praise on /g/, usually stuff like Haskell, OCaml, LISP or Elixir. Languages that are overly complicated and won't land you a job. The more exotic, the better..

>>60704173
pseudo

I think Haskell is universally liked. Don't know why, but people don't seem to mind it.

>>60704173
>>60705567
ASM is the right answer here. I've seen ppc and x86 posted a lot

>>60704316
I think its just more lua isn't popular enough for anyone to care to shitpost about it

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Assembly language

>>60705543
This and for good reasons.

>>60704173
Python.

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>>60704173
Normally I'd say that gee is not one single person. But with all the hiveminding going around, I'd say no. /g/ is the /v/ of programming. They hate every kind of technology and mainly post for waifus and yous.

i hate javscript but its fun

>>60709157
This

>>60705543

This.

I develop PHP and secretly hate myself.

>>60704173
x86_64 assembly

>>60704195
This, family. We need more COBOL discussion here
>>60704316
I see anons hate on lua all the time, no idea why. It is very fun for light prototyping and making cool shit in computercraft

>>60704173
I quite like scala. I haven't programmed in rust, but the design philosophy appeals to me.

>>60709387
Also I like haskell and if I have to use a dynamically typed language I like lisp

I like Java an C# to be quite honest. Sure if want performance go for C/C++, but for the rest of the stuff Java/C# should be enough. Languages with more complex abstractions are memes

I hate all those web languages except SQL

>>60704173
JavaScript <3

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>>60709466

>>60709463

>I hate all those web languages except SQL

This is wrong on so many levels..

>/g/ is one person

>>60704568
>>60709145
>>60709270

assembly is not a language

Nim, I dare you to say one bad thing about Nim.