>random black cmd box pops up and goes away

>>60702995
Wincuck

>whole network gets compromised
>rubber duckies installed on all usb devices

>plug mouse in raspberry pi
>"extended character set installed"
>keyboard activity flashing for 10 minutes

Oh look I posted it again.jpg

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>>60702995
Random blue cmd box pops up and goes away

>pendrive file extensions have been changed to .lnk

>random "le random cmd box!" thread pops up and goes away

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>trying to sleep
>hear computer boot in the other room
>as soon as I sit up I feel a penis ram into my ass for just a second then disappear into the sheets

>>60703124
>PowerShell is such garbage that they're giving it away for free now
Lol.

>>60703244
lel I chortled

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>>60702995
>you hear a roach getting chopped up in one of your fans

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>>60702995
>Hard disk starts to click

>>60703244
Underrated

>Enter your password screen appears and goes away within less than a second

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>Start formatting a drive
>No sign of disk activity on it

>>60705198
>minor h>>60705198
eart attack

Try uninstalling ms office

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>>60702995
>fan starts running at mock 1
>stops when i opening task manager

>>60705288
>mock 1
What did he mean by this

>>60705316
I think his fan started to laugh at him.

>>60703028
>all usb devices
Lmao retard

Only a certain set of microcontroller is vulnerable

Task Scheduler > Microsoft > Office > Right click "OfficeBackgroundTaskHandlerRegistration" > Disable.

>>60702995
this happens to me every night at exactly midnight

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>gpu fans spin up loudly after installing a keygen

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>freemusic.mp3.exe

>>60702995
>same thing happens
>it was office 365 fault
Disable the auto update.

go to C:\Program Files (x86)\Microsoft Office\root\Office16

rename officebackgroundtaskhandler.exe to anything else

your welcome

>cpu load goes to 100%
>open task manager
>0%

>>60702995
Fucking Bash for Windows 10 does this when it updates the packages, scared the fuck out of me at first.

>>60705985
MySql updater

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>>60704107
JUST

>>60703244
Wwwaaahahahahahaghaha

>>60703081
at least it isn't
>tfw the botnet wants me to starve