Okay, which one of you assholes keeps picking up the phone?

heh... 'twas me... kiddo...

*teleports behind 7 proxies*

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>>60701520

heh... 'twas me... kiddo...

*dials up to another BBS*

>not having a dedicated line
LOL

>>60701593
*blows in the phone*

>>60701602
Only rich kids had those, and they usually ran a BBS off of it.

>>60701520
Fuck you I'm trying to call grandma! Get off the computer!

>>60701642
For fuck's sake, you were supposed to do that earlier.

>>60701642
>>60701709

Jesus fuck this just gave me flashbacks.

Okay guys, you have to choose. Somebody uploaded a new jpg to the porn file section called "Biggest boobs", but there's also a new ZZT level uploaded that we haven't played.

We only get enough minutes today to download one, as long as nobody else picks up the phone. Which is it?

>>60701972
Download the ZZT map. I can just steal a porn mag from the Paki's corner store later.

>>60702015
Okay, don't touch the phone for 45 minutes. I can only use YMODEM in this terminal program.

>>60702015
Nevermind, it turned out to be an old map that somebody uploaded with a different filename.