ALRIGHT YOU SCUMFUCK

Wish I could tell you ....

>>60689036
Linux running on Windows 10

>>60689036
It's like Facebook but behind a paywall

>>60689036
The best software idea ever is probably an operating system.

Bootstrap, but it breaks less

like uber, but for prostitutes

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>>60689241
Fuger?

>>60689036
An agile and organic method of crafting software to facilitate reaching out to new clients in a socially responsible and sustainable way

>>60689036
Software that writes software without any user input.

>>60689257
So basically
While(true)
println("software")

>>60689036
General Services app

>>60689036
A script that uses a robotic arm to pick at my asshole as I fall asleep so I dont have to.

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>>60689036
Make an app that beautifies nude photos. Make it "So good you'll wanna explode to your grandma's tits"

Add a feature to remove c-section scars.

>>60689036
Facebook, but with a cap on profile views that can be lifted (well, extended) via microtransactions

as we gain a userbase, extend the cap policy to things like photo uploads, status updates, etc

even better: something like TapJoy ads instead of microtransactions, with a subscription model to bypass the advertisements

naturally, we'll be collecting heinous amounts of user data and selling it to advertising agencies, if not using it to develop our own ad platform under a different corporate name.

>>60689506
Market it as a "safe place for oppressed individuals" with a strict moderation policy, while highlighting Facebook's tolerance for hate speech

like tinder, but even sluttier. Same profile setup, men swipe right for all the women they'd be interested in fucking.

Women just sit back and wait. When they're horny and down to just fuck, no drinks or dating bullshit, they look at the guys they have available. Choose one and say "come over right now/as soon as you can". Boom, done.

The app is not responsible for any women that end up hacked into pieces chilling in somebody's freezer btw.

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>>60689036
o shit wuddup

>>60689597

Even better, market it with a width-sensitive Bluetooth cock ring that automatically updates the app on your phone when you have a boner.
You can streamline the process AND make more money.

>>60689036
It's like Tinder but for cucks.

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>>60689763
>smart cockring
>measures your hardness, orgasm duration, fap/thrust speed, calories burnt, kinetic charging so it tops up the batteries while you walk or fuck, built in vibrator that alerts you when a call is incoming or can wake you up in the morning, compete with your friends for who has the biggest girth, ota firmware updates

A CHAT CLIENT that digs through chats from TINDER to auto generate the SMOOTHEST CONVERSATIONS possible

>>60689250
Fuger right in the pussy

>>60689036

It's a phone but with all the processing being done remotely on a cloud server so you can upgrade your phone to dozens of cores and GBs of RAM anytime you want by paying more. Screen is synchronized with the 1ms latency provided by the upcoming 5G connection.

Modular phones will never take of as most people don't want to think about specs, die size and efficiency or about memory frequency and everything. Tech fags are only probably 2% of the population so it's not profitable to focus on them. People only want faster and/or more apps. This is the future.

>>60690047
Also since people's data are in your server, you can data mine them and spam them with ads after you gain enough user traction. People won't be able to complain when they've already paid for the device. You can also slowly change to cheaper less powerful processors to save sheckels.

So you get sheckels from data, ads, cost reduction, and cloud subscriptions.

Uber for escorts with a loophole to make it legal

You will make billions within a year

>>60690092

You have to film the encounter and broadcast it via your smartphone technically making it porn.

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An app that writes programs by asking questions on stack overflow and copy pasting the responses it gets with a find and replace function to match variable names and objects.

>>60689036
generate-gender.io

Generates a new, one of the kind gender every time.

>>60690190

this already exists, its a microsoft product

>>60689036
Image viewer that synch with Facebook and download your friends photos automatically, you could also post images on Facebook from it and see comments.

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>>60690223
>facebook

>>60689036
It's an operating system, but instead of using the "desktop" metaphor, it uses the "anime girl" metaphor. The first time you turn on the computer you're greeted by a character creation screen, where you create the anime girl that will be serving you. I'm sad, I know

>>60690290
hey its like bonzai buddy for weebs

Javascript to post "OP IS A FAGET", sage and report all with one click.

>>60690290
This is actually neat idea, instead of shitty bars and menus you have anime girl that open whatever you ask her, add recommendation to what you used recently so I won't have to ask for the same thing over and over and I'm sold.

>>60690236
why are there children at a college?

>>60689250
>not typing bagina

Learn to spurdo.

>>60690220
anon come on.
at least tell us the name of the product.

>>60689036
org-mode
but without emacs

>>60689525
>any women that end up hacked into pieces chilling in somebody's freezer btw.
Literal netflix and chill

>>60689036
>compiler that optimizes code for games

Soemthing that lets you get a girls nudes

>>60690639
Bing code search add on.

My friend at work showed it to me. It allows you to look up code for the problem you have and does some extra bits to integrate into the current context.

I didn't like it though because I prefer to actually understand my code and not just kludge snippets supplied by often shit tier programmers.

>>60689036
Self aware software that writes other software which are also self aware

Software which draws porn
Get money off of commissions

>>60690359
So Cortana but for weebs

>>60689036
A real-time voice-translation app that routes a conversation through a human translator located anywhere (ideally within the country), to make human-quality translation available and affordable (allowing translators to offer their services in bulk and eliminating the necessity of travel would reduce the cost of an otherwise prohibitively expensive service)

>>60692081
Like what the UN does but on a massive scale

>>60692081
This actuall. If it were to get popular enough you could crowdsource translations - someone who speaks two languages could mark themselves as "available", and they'd get conversations routed to them. They could get paid either by the hour or by the amount translated, and there could be penalties for dropping out in the middle of a conversation since that will require a new suitable translator to be found who may not have proper context at first for good translations.
Translators could also get ratings, so people who speak two words of a foreign language woudln't be able to make a quick buck. You'd also need a way to request a different translator if your current one is shit.

App payment could be subscription-based or pay-as-you-go, or have different options.

I feel like this is a nice idea. For a monthly fee you could get actual human translations at any time you want, and even have real-time conversations.

>>60692196
a major hurdle wound be vetting translators not to mention the difficulty of getting people into such a platform. nobody would bother to use such an app without adequate translator availability, and translators have no incentive without a sufficient user base to solicit their services.

>>60689241
In yurope there are lot of sites with reviews and shit like that. Don't know if there's an app though

Free 1:1 opensource Photoshop clone for linux and windows
Every CAD program for both OS
All programs should be usable commercially without giving any shit about the creator.
Nothing in the files should be left.

>>60689036
Gaming OS that you can dual boot into.
Dedicates all of your computer's resources into running games.

>>60689154
>What is Bash For Windows

>>60690638
>didn't mention 'benis'
Son I am disappoint

>>60689036
Windows XP with full support of all hardware. No spyware/botnet and full control of updates

Best features of Windows XP, 7; and the best features of Windows 10 all wrapped up into an operating system with the customizability of whatever Linux distro's hot these days.

an app that reminds me to shave your balls, monthly

>>60696745
i think i'll shave my own balls, thank you very much

>>60696745
that seems like a horrible idea

letting them grow for a month would make shaving a bitch

the best way to do is it to just shave it entirely, and then everyday you take a shower you just run your razor over your balls to keep it short.

>>60693654
>What is SteamOS

>>60689036
software that people pay for so you earn money

>>60689036
Popcorn time with the indexing handled by zeronet and the file sharing by i2p

Undestructable, user-friendly, piracy.

>>60690207
Kek, this might actually work, jews, globalists, sjws will pay top bucks for this.