What's your dumbest device you can browse /g/ on?

My NetBSD potatoe

The Opera 9 app on the Wii

My iPad. It is so dumb.

>>60683776
No its not. Its actually breddy comfy, except no webms. But there are (paid) apps for that

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>>60683706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QWU28E1mzs

i was drunk when i made an edited this video, so its not verry good. 1996 emachines 233mhz pentium mmx.

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Not my picture, but it's the dumbest shitposting device I've seen around here

>>60684668
Neat hair <insert your preferred pronoun>. Looks like your channel has some genuinely interesting stuff too.

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Obligatory

>>60684816
Thanks, i just bought an old workstation, so soon I might have 32 thread 4chan machine.

The triple head 98 computer was actually pretty chill for 4chan browsing and civ3

>>60684816
Do you know what a pronoun is, friend?
>Neat hair he.
>Neat hair his.

Fucking STEMfags

>>60685080
did you just assume my degree

My keyboard.

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My 755CD probably

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>>60683706

My X40

My cat's microchip implant. I just ssh into it with X forwarding.

>>60683706
How long does that screen take to render?

>>60684743
top kek

>>60684831
fake and gay

Sony PSP

>>60684743
>printer has a JavaScript environment
Jesus Christ. I thought it was bad my router's web interface was entirely JS.

>>60687909
Why in god's name do you need a fully functional web browser on a fucking printer...

>>60688032
I could almost see something like it being useful for connecting to a server on the network and selecting a file to print, but JS is fucking overkill. But to be fair, it looks like they just put a skinned Android tablet, so at that point the question was probably why not.

PSP PHAT with CW I guess.

PlayStation 2

original nintendo ds

>>60688241
* running DS linux and browsing with links

>>60684831
I dearly miss mine

>>60683706
Does a smart fridge count?

>>60688269
no, it needs to be dumb not smart

>>60683706
>What's your dumbest device you can browse /g/ on?

Tie between my shitphone and raspberry pi. My old laptop is garbage too.

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PS3.

Its web browser is fucking awful. Its slow as shit, and can barely run anything.

Pebble time.

Zune HD (IE6)

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>>60683706
4chins on Dreamcast browser when?

I have my Dreamcast still but I haven't looked into if it can still use the internet.

>>60684831
What's that?

I could tell op what to do and he would then recite back to me. That would probably be it.

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>>60690090
Posted and picture from 3DS

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>>60690300
It's like the captcha was made for the 3DS

>>60687774
>>60689027
>This is /g/ today

>>60683706
That, basically. A Kobo Glo.

My DS, using the Internet Browser cartridge.

>>60683706
I unironcially used my e-reader to browse /g/, there is literally nothing wrong with that.
It even had a browser installed and aside from webms everyting worked fine.

>>60690608
Really? How do gifs work?

>>60690300
Are you autistic?

PS VITA

>>60684831
this and kindle
oh boy the time I spent on that shitty PSP browser looking for sexy pics

Imac g3 using Netscape in os9

>>60690914
Not him but they worked on either my kobo or kindle (don't remember), very shittily, slow and with random colour inversions.

>>60691423
>not using the DS web browser cartridge

>>60683706
iPhone 7

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>>60691452
>not using the cartridge with a 3DS

>>60684831
Back in the pre captcha days you could even post with it

>>60691474
You needed to use both the DS cartridge slot AND the GBA slot.

>>60690519

Can`t get dumber than dumbphones with WAP.

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>>60691536
The PSP keyboard is really something else. It's dumbphone-like 3x4 number + letter grid, that you navigate with the arrows. I used to be pretty fast with it.

>>60691609
They did make it qwerty style later

>>60688606
I kinda wanted, but I'm lazy to set up a gate.

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>>60684668
Now do a 386 while running Windows 98.

>>60684743
that's actually the only acceptable way to browse /g/

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>>60683706

My NAS.

It neatly removes the sexualized drawings of underage girls

>>60688032
for the lulz

>>60688269
post pic

>>60691821
b-but that's the best part!

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My old NDS. I could watch porn sites too.

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>>60684668
interesting content m8

My DSi with the built-in web browser

>>60684743
this is the winner.

>>60687619
Bullshit. There's no way something that is us posed to be passive even has power to power something capable of anything, mulch leaanash

>>60691821
cant you install img2txt on it or something

>>60692027
why, it looks like it is just a modern printer with a touchscreen arm device

>>60684668
you are cute do you have a boyfriend

>>60688606
>4chins on Dreamcast browser when?

Someone on /vr/ tried it, it doesn't work, 4chan blocks it by the user agent.

>>60684668
>he presses and holds left arrow key
>he doesnt just press home

>>60685042
>32 thread 4chan machine
My guess is ultrasparc t2?

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>>60683757
My nigga

>>60690090
What happens if you install solitaire?

>>60692741
Probably not a great experience on a 3ds

I'm surprised that 4chan works so well with it thi

>>60692720
You won

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Found out a way to do it on my nook

>>60683706
>tfw no 4chan kindlet

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fucking piece of shit ran out of ram on every page possible

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>>60684668
Oh hey, I subscribed to you back when you talked about debian.
Good shit.

>>60692385
>he dont have a proxy to modify the user agent

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my Nintendo Switch

The browser is hidden and blocks all urls that aren't google, facebook, nintendo, twitter, and a few others.

So I had to add an iframe to a google site to actually get 4chan to show up.

PlayStation 2

>>60695494
what is with accessing IPs directly ? Maybe its more comfy to set a false DNS entry on your router

>>60695682
I don't think it's blocked at the DNS level, since I'm able to access through the iframe just fine. Also, I set my DNS to google's in the Switch settings. It seems to just have a whitelist for the second/top level domain (e.g. "google.com") that you navigate to in the browser.

You can't modify the url location directly; the only way I'm able to get here is through the facebook signin page -> facebook for android page -> google play store -> google search

>>60695777
thats comfy enough my dear lucky sevens

>>60695799
It's not terrible. The main downside is that it doesn't work for sites that aren't http and sites that disallow iframe embedding. For some reason www.4chan.org doesn't allow it while boards.4chan.org does.

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A few years ago I rigged an MP3 player (similar to the one in this picture, late 90s or maybe early 2000s) to browse the web. Replaced the default OS with a low footprint one that was basically just a text browser, and configuring it right for the display was a pain (and it was absolutely hideous too, something like 20x100 pixels). I also had to fuck around at the circuit board level to be able to use a keyboard.
Let me see if I can find the pics somewhere, I remember posting it on /g/

I mean it's not exactly what OP meant because the thing was heavily modified, but still worth mentioning I think.

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>>60683706

4chan is a little clunky on it, especially the wait while it re-renders after each page-down.

>>60684743
mon negre

>>60685547
yeah the dumbest device to browse on is your laptop, man that's hilarious

>>60696136
It's the dumbest device he can browse on, which he was asked to post.

>>60696157
aw so funny

>>60696171
Where did anyone say he was trying to be funny?

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Browsing on this bad boy right now

>>60691746
all the 386s ive found the batteries are corroded and they don't post. i might be able to build a 486, but i need a isa graphics card.
>>60691969
>>60692301
thanks :D
>>60692468
im sorry desu
>>60694249
Thanks man. I bought a parts x220 with an i7 off ebay. Now that i have 2x x220s ilp probably make another x220 vid.
>>60692469
nope hp z620 i had 2 xeon e5 2670s burining a whole through my junk table.

i saw a 8 opteron quad core x4600 sunfire it was tempting, but i think it would be a very large space hearer.

also ive been using phenom iis for 7 years of my life and its time to upgrade.
>>60685547
486 im kinda jealous
>>60696069
i have a c128 but its missing keys.

I managed to post here with an old PowerMac 6100 on OS 8.1 some time ago, but I think recaptcha and ads would fuck me over now.

>>60697043
You can still post with Classilla but I think it requires Mac OS 9

>>60697076
It also requires a metric fuckton of RAM which I can't get on a PMac 6100 without doing a trip back to the 90s and paying out the ass for SDRAM.

>>60684831
Could you post today if you had a pass?

>>60697100
Might be able to post without one using the JavaScriptless captcha. I'd try it out but I'm too lazy to find my Vita.

>>60697119
Neat. There's a PSP mode that'll correctly imitate the browser on the Vita?

>>60697145
No, I've got Adrenaline. It runs PSP CFW inside the Vita's PSP emulator.

>>60697185
>Vita is hackable
Even if it's just accessing PSP stuff, I might want to start looking for one too.

ur mom

>>60697212
Vita's been hacked for almost a year now, you can pirate Vita games and PSP games. Recently someone even modded it to accept microSD cards.

>>60697237
I'm fucking sold. 1000 vs 2000? Any specific FW number? Hardware flasher?

>>60684668
You looks like a massive cock sucker.

>>60697269
1000's heavier but has a better screen, 2000 has a microUSB port instead of the proprietary charger. Both can be hacked, you just need to be on FW version 3.60. Getting HENkaku installed is as simple as visiting a website.

>>60690090
But you can't input text on it, can you?

>>60695494
why doesn't it have a normal browser?

>>60683706

A cisco router.

>>60683869
>2017
>No native webm support

>>60697468
>Apple
>supporting Google multimedia formats

>>60697481
>Open multimedia formats

>>60697481

>muh current year meme
>falling for the webm meme

>>60697595
Where did I say WebM wasn't open?

>>60697481
>WebM is an open-source software project that anyone may participate in and contribute to.
Is open source, Apple could implement it without having to pay a penny to Google

>>60697632
>>60697628

>>60697382
Not 100% sure. I think supposedly because security reasons, but idk.

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Which of these machines should I get to 4chan, if not all of them?

>>60698676
I'm guessing the Sun is a modern Fujitsu judging from the green color coding, so the 486. Maybe use the 486 as a terminal if the Sun doesn't have a framebuffer.

>>60690090
See
>>60690300

>>60698767
That machine is actually a Sun machine, but from ~2008. Also the machine under it is a HP Integrity rx2620.
(the sun can already post to 4chan, so it's kind of easy mode)

>>60683706
you haven't told us what yours is dumb trash

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Everyone ITT BTFO

>>60698849
>has a modern arm processor running at several hundred mhz with a relatively large screen with a multitasking os
this is nothing weird.

>>60698814
>from ~2008
So most likely a rebranded Fujitsu.
>HP Integrity
Meh. Even the 486 is more insteresting than Itanium crap.

>>60698888
No, it has an ultrasparc t2, a sun design.

When I was 15 I browsed porn on my Nintendo Wii with a CRT TV. Didn't work out so well, flash videos crashed randomly when you where about to cum.

>>60698849
thats a reflection of a screen

>>60698910
(forgot to check quads)

>>60698910
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UltraSPARC_T2#Systems
m8...

>>60698912
No, you can actually browse the web on some smartwatches.

>>60698967
>the sparc t5120 was designed by fujitsu
EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE

>>60698971
but that one is a reflection

>>60698992
What makes you say that?

>>60699015
its not centered and it has the reflection look that reflections have

My dual socket Pentium 3 machine, which I am using right now. It has 512MB RAM, two 1GHz Pentium 3's, an 80GB HDD, and a super slow Nvidia GeForce MX 200. Hopefully soon I'll upgrade to 2GB of memory, and maybe a new GPU. It also does not have onboard sound, so that kinda sucks, too.

>>60684668
Why didn't I know about you before? Also, are you trans or do you just like that look?

>>60699040
not the guy you're arguing with, but i own a moto 360 like the one in the picture and that's just how the screen looks normally, it's not a reflection

>>60699137
>not the guy you're arguing with
clear giveaway that you are the guy that i was arguing with
it looks stretched and the lighting is off. there is no way that is not a reflection

>>60683869
VLC can play webms.

>>60699169
you're pathetic
give me a second to charge my phone and i'll show you that i have the watch and you're factually wrong

>>60699290
I'll also be waiting

>>60699290
more like give me a few minutes to open up my old watch and place a circular mirror in it then take a screenshot the light of my computer reflecting off of the watch

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>>60699297
right here
>>60699327
eat some cunt will you

and please disregard nexus 4's camera quality

>>60699169
Wouldn't the image be flipped if it was reflecting off a screen

>>60699360
how exactly is that supposed to prove that its not a reflection
that doesnt look anything like the "screen" in the picture

>>60699381
yes... if you dont flip your screen before doing it but thats not hard

>>60699400
my point was that i use the watch on daily basis and know what the screen looks like and that there was nothing wrong with it
if you're really that desperate for replies i could download that browser app and make a fucking webm so you finally shut up

>>60699360
the reason your phone images are so bad is because you're shooting in low light. to get an image in low light, it has to turn the sensitivity of the sensor way up. turning up sensitivity on tiny phone sensors dramatically reduces image quality
I'm a photographer. the nexus 4 has a fine camera. you're just shit

>>60699419
do it bitch

>>60697382
Because it's rushed and unfinished, it's more barebones than the Wii's OS

>>60699438
>nexus 4 as a fine camera
o i am laffin
i've been using it since its release and you're the first person EVER to be claiming that
it was not even good at the release date with samsung taking a dump on it with their sensors
>>60699439
you just wait you son of a thousand rodents

>>60697296
Just what I like

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>>60699076
im not trans thought about it though.
im afraid to end up like chrischan.

also no derail pls

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>>60699439
here, you disgrace for humanity

>>60699169
Guy you were arguing with, smartwatches are dumb and I don't own any.

>>60699719
I think you just got rused hard.

>>60699719
buh buh buh bullshit
you can see the pixel grids on that screen. the other one does not have the characteristics of a regular screen

>>60699719
Holy shit this is making me insanely angry to watch

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>>60683706
This is a putty window connected to a Banana Pi.

>>60692720
MY EYES

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It's an 80286 with 2MB of RAM. I'm cheating by telnetting to another machine and running Lynx. I can run Arachne on it, but that won't speak TLS, so I don't think 4chan will load on it. Also it takes 30 seconds of slamming its poor old dying hard drive to load motherfuckingwebsite.com, so this thread would probably just crash it.

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Dreamcast with broadband adaptor. Used to FAP to so many dogfart images and Britney spears galleries.

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>>60699800
You're fucking joking, right?

>>60698912
you're actually wrong, but whatever

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>>60683706
the shitty built in browsers on handheld gaming devices.
the vita seems to be the most capable one of the three and it even supports hovering over post numbers to view posts and inline image expansion. couldn't get it to load the captcha though. 3ds just says "image display failed" when i try to expand images.

>using a device
>not just predicting what is currently being posted on 4chan through pure introspection, then tapping on your desk, utilizing the butterfly effect to the extent of precisely manipulating radio waves to make a post

>>60690090
>>60690300
wtf why are these spinners appearing everywhere now

>>60705036
it's the future

>>60697600
webm is superior to gif. in everyway

>>60705036
I just had to buy it because reaching free shipping limit on Amazon, so I irrevocably saved money by buying this piece of shit, shipped all the way from China.

And it's great to trigger autists on 4 Chan

>>60705322
Ironically not irrevocably wtf

>>60684668
Post boipussy