>been working in office for 6 months >have never had a

>>60646766
someone should really start organizing the beta uprising already.

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>>60646803
this

3DPD for fuck sake, when will you learn?

Think 2d as GNU/Linux. If it works for you and saves you from shitty alternative, why would you choose inferior one?

>>60646766
>>60646803
>>60646863
>>>/r9k/

>>60646766
I'm on the same boat as you except that I've worked at my place for over a year.

>>60646766
>caring about people at work
most are beyond retarded and a pain to deal with

>>60646766
fun fact - he will get a promotion before you
he'll get it even before he'll have six months in the company like you do now

>>60646863
>Piss bottle bombs
>gold watch and not the classic casio

its kind of on u to talk to ur coworkers

git over ur fear of being awkward or whatever the fuck and just talk to them. ask em what they been up to and go from there.

or u can sit and mope and be a sadboy for no fucking reason.

Brilliant technology discussion.

>>>/r9k/

>>60646766
You're better than him OP

Fucking normies

>>60646766

>have never had a real conversation with anyone beyond hi how are you


And whose fault do you think that is? I can only imagine what kind of vibes you get off. It's one thing if you don't care, but the rest of your post says otherwise.

>>60646766
>having a crush
Do they just not have child labor laws over there or something?

>>60646766
Offer to suck his dick enough that he either lets you, or that he bashes you.

Then you will be in with him, and as such the group, or you can get him fired and go back to saying nothing to people at work

>>60646766

>been working in office for 9 months
>made friends with pretty much everyone except for the office bitches who everyone hates, but on good terms with them even
>have a fair share of flirting and a couple of romances
>i'm the go to man for pretty much everyone, not only from my company but other companies in the building too


Feels good man.
And I haven't even mentioned all the shit I've stolen from work.

>>60646766
>be fat and/or ugly
>nobody wants anything to do with you

Welcome to the real world, OP. Either start lifting or go cry on /r9k/.

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>>60646766
This is why I think humanity degrees are still viable. There are respectable degrees that are not underwater feminist interpretative basket weaving.
My psych major is the only reason why I'm not a kissless, handholdless virgin and overall social reject.

>>60646803
Beta uprising as in stop being pussies, get some confidence and actually get what you want in life? Or some lame wet dream ya'll aspies have about inflicting violence on others because of your own failures and shortcomings in life?

>>60649116
How do you get laid with no job?

>>60649092
>fat and ugly
>still liked by everybody because they think I'm fun guy to hang around with

>>60649154
You got to start a band

>>60649165
Damn it

kek i thought i was on r9k

>>60649164
How's the sex life?

>>60649173
You don't have to be good senpai.

I was a joke bassist for a band in the small town I grew up and it still helped.

But seriously, even if you have 0 experience and don't look great, it's not really hard to get laid. You just have to realise that you can't hit anything that is well outside your league.

>>60646766
You have no one to blame but yourself. Stop being afraid of your own shadow and start talking with people.
What's the worst thing that could possibly happen? Unless you're an utterly complete retard the answer is - nothing.

>>60649154
Money matters for marriage, not fucking. The only time when money matters is when you have lots of it. Having a mid-tier job is almost the same as a mcjob.
However, being capable of talking to strangers, finding things in common with people and begin capable of sustaining conversations for hours on end without spurting spaghetti everywhere matters.

>>60649222
>you just have to realise that you can't hit anything that is well outside your league

Time to slam some fatties, like me, thanks anon

>>60646766
I've never had a crush on anyone.

What's it like?

>>60649247
If you never act on it - excruciating.

wew lad. don't you know to have a good conversation you just need to be engaged with the subject matter? before you are funny, before you are clever, before you are charismatic, you just need to have an interest in what someone else has to say. Ask some questions damn it. Find some common interests and learn a bit from other people if possible.

if your only interest is anime loli porn then you're screwed of course, but having an opinion on current events, sharing something you've accomplished in your free time, finding coworkers with similar hobbies. These are all starting points. Just be willing to listen.

Also don't forget to shower before work

>>60649247
suffering, it's like cuckoldry but worse. At least all hope is lost when you're being cucked

Don't ever have a crush anon, just go for it

>>60649245
No, no fatties. Uglies.

Fatties usually don't know their league.

>>60649259
>Showering before work
>Not showering before you go to bed
Do not do this.

>>60649247
Like constantly having an appetite.

>>60649281
either way my point remains. if you feel disgusting, dirty, or sloppy this will appear in how you project yourself

>>60649280
This

>>60649280
>>60649317
I blame niggers for this.

>>60649334
you betas need to learn your place too

>>60646766
/g/ technology

>>60649372
That's why we said we're going for the uglies you dumb cunt.

>>60649164
Get off 4chan, me!

>tfw I was uncomfortable when I started because the banter is offensively hardcore
>tfw I joined in with the pub banter and just insult everyone constantly and talk about wanking because that's what they were doing when I started
>tfw I am now "the weird one" because of my graphic conversations about masturbation and going for a huge shit in the middle of the day and then bantering about it
Watch out, OP. It's a minefield out there.

>>60649247
It's something to think about. When you aren't doing anything else, and your mind wanders, it always wanders to them. Instead of wondering how you would argue with someone about something, or practising your Oscar acceptance speech that you'll never make, or drifting off to sleep or refusing to get up in the mornings, your thoughts are always just, "I wish Rachel was here."
>tfw Rachel is autistic too but doesn't like relationships because they are outside her control so she rejects all advances and I am still alone

>>60649524
Rachel is saying that because she doesn't want anything to do with a fuckboy such as yourself

>>60649546
This. Just wait until Jamal talks to Rachel.

>>60649602
n-no

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>>60649646
So naive

>>60649602
why are white "men" so obsessed with blacks & cuckolding?

>>60649668
Because when Jewish run media push interracial relationships, it's always a black male-white female pairing.

>>60649668
It's just americans.
I recall someone posting a link to a study about it on international scale. Americans are fucking obsessed with it. Like 30-40 percent of americans asked about fetishes answered cuckoldry.
The rest of the world revolved around 1-5 percent.

>>60649724
>tfw I am white English and have had sex with a black American girl, despite having sex literally about once every two years
It was absolutely astounding, although nobody ever warns you that they're much harder to see in the dark than white girls and it's not something that ever occurs to you until you're doing it.

>>60649727
I find this very hard to believe

that is a huge number and I have looked at stats posted by porn sites based on smartphone OS it's nowhere near 30-40%

>>60649830
I cannot find the link to the study.
But If you ask /pol/ or /int/ I'm sure one of the australians lurking there will link you up.

>>60649803
Then how do white girls find black dick?

>>60646766
Ever tried initiating conversation with your coworkers? People aren't necessarily going to have a random conversation with you if you don't seem to want to interact with others.

>>60649868
Gravitational pull.

>>60649868
it's usually white girls with daddy issues who feel close to blacks who have no fathers

I mean if you think about it, it's just so obvious

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>>60649830
>OS

>>60650875
holy shit. never thought of it like that

VIDEOGAMES

>>60649150
DOOD
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>>60650933
>"smartphones don't use operating systems"
amazing

>>60651529
it wasn't saying it wasn't an OS, but taking advantage of the opportunity post something I rarely get to post

>caring
I'm so focused on my career goals I couldn't give less of a flying fuck what the less motivated do around me.

>>60649116
Thank Mr skeletal

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>this whole thread

>>60651877
>Nice save
summerfag

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>>60646766
Same, except I went to 13 then quit the job. Started a new job last month and still in the same boat, even though I vowed that I'd be sociable.

Sometimes I'll have small talk but I ultimately don't enjoy it. I'd rather talk about work and do work. It's just who we are. Some coworkers will accept this and like you for it, but insufferable Chads and Stacys will be insufferable

>>60646766
Just go get valiums from the doc, then you'll be having conversations with 0 stress or overthinking.

Can't believe normies live like this everyday. I could go to any random guy on the street to start a conversation and shrug off getting shot down like nothing. This is how you get a gf, fuck.

>>60646803
>beta
>uprising

pick one

>>60646803
>someone should really start organizing the beta uprising already.

What the hell do you think ISIS is?