>mom found the source code and is auditing it

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>>60637008
>tfw my mom is Richard Stallman
>tfw she yells at me for not following GPLv3

>>60637008
>anon, why did you wrote this

+ "file:///Sebastian/Droge/please/choke/on/a/bucket/of/cocks", ""):

Well?

>>60637008
>dad says he'll pay for an apartment after I graduate college
I hate this. I've never been allowed to fail. I'm 31 and I've ALWAYS had a safety net. I've taken extensive measures to sabotage myself and lower myself to an even playing field with my peers. I've never wanted anything for free but I've always had it shoved in my face.
I want a challenge. I want the kind of struggle that makes a man. I want to be destitute and to pull myself up by my own means. I want to define myself not have myself defined.
I can't take it anymore. I feel like I'm not free to fail. And I feel like I'm being robbed of this intrinsic human right.

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>finds //I love you mom comment
>bakes you cookies

>>60638249
What happens is that you're too much of a faggot to run away and face shit.
>inb4 replying to pasta

>>60638249
>living live on easy mode
"wahh its too easy"
boo fucking hoo

kys

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>>60637008
>I'm using spaces instead of tabs
>she's now calling dad

you get the cane for each warning in your compilers' most pedantic mode
how fucked are you?

>>60638249
sounds like you're doing just fine anyway

too rich to fail? get into drugs, gauranteed failure

>>60638991
>(inb4 becomes notorious drug lord who never gets caught and makes it into history books for being first man to fail at failing)

>>60638249
Lets hang out. Lift me up and take my points. Im going to spark one and code some java.

>>60638249
Then tell your parents you want to go on holiday and lose your passport overseas in another country

Accrue massive debt and give all the money to anons

There is so much you can do to fuck your life up, you just think you want the challenge when you aren't prepared to actually go through with it.

I mean the best thing would be to just man the fuck up and tell your parents you don't want their help. Get some pride, stand up for yourself. Don't allow them to be your net.

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>mom found the templeos parition
>she starts compiling with holyC

>>60638249
You want to fail?

You could always burn some bridges with your family, come out as a nazi, or communist, whichever they hate more.
Or you could realize that if you're 31, still in college, still don't think you're "defined", have your parents baby you, can't find a way to challenge yourself (academically, athletically, or otherwise), and still somehow blame this on your parents, that you're the exact failure that you wish to be.

>>60639162
>mom found the random number generator

>>60639305
glorious

> mom found this thread and is reading it

> mom found my badboy cache
> oh wait she didn't
> I have a lock in my door and I bought a safe
> I store the keys to each in my computer tower