>tfw it's file inspection day at uni

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>its penis inspection day at work

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>Hey we need you to install this spyware if you want to use our wifi, do you have Windows or Mac?

Im down for /fit/ style memes on /g/

I can't stand 75% of the attention seeking shit on it right now

>>60636741
"I run GNU/Linux"
"Oh, sorry to bother. Have a nice day"

>>60636583
anon delete your child porn and you'll be okay

>>60636836
But they'll see my [spoiler]Pirated media.[/spoiler]

>>60636741
What do they do if you use linux?
I've seen actual people complain about this at their unis.

>racist frog poster

hide, report, and sage the thread. OP is a /pol/ poster invading /g/.

https://www.adl.org/education/references/hate-symbols/pepe-the-frog

>>60637078
>However, because so many Pepe the Frog memes are not bigoted in nature, it is important to examine use of the meme only in context. The mere fact of posting a Pepe meme does not mean that someone is racist or white supremacist.

kill yourself

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>>60636583
What country do you live in where even your most basic rights are denied at a public university? Here in burgerland we carry guns to class.

>>60637056
I want to know this too.

>>60637078
but for real doe, 1488 senpai.

>>60637056
I imagine they'd tell you to fuck off then. No wifi for bad goys. Same if you simply refused the compliance software.

>>60637111
you can't carry a gun on UC campuses.

heres what you do anon

1. install something shitty and unusable like Arch
2. delete the desktop environment / boot sector
3. reinstall after inspection
4. they will never find your (((pirated media)))

>>60637056
My uni just lets you on, pretty much. Install a certificate and you're good to go

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>>60636583
There was this kid on highschool who had mountains of cp and bestiality on his phone, he claimed to have gotten that shit accidentally from limewire while searching for videogames but the fucker kept downloading them, i wonder how fucked would he be if this was actually a thing.

>tfw too innocent at the time to know shit like that was super illegal

>>60637146
>Soviet Republic of Californistan
>United States of America
Pick one, commie.

>>60637227
>innocent

he was either playing dumb or too stupid to hide it so he made up some bullshit story

what's a good image i could use to accompany a post saying "wait a minute ... that's not the file inspector," so i can make a hilarious epic reference to "Homer Goes to College," season 4 of the Simpsons, written by Conan O'brien?

let me know please so i can get in before this thread dies.

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>>60637268

>>60637268
forgot to add, please don't steal my original idea for this thread. if you have an image either link me to it, or post it, but DO NOT keep the same context as my joke.

as a courtesy and thank you, i'll keep your post in the screen caps.

>>60637133
What if you dual boot windows and linux then just download the software on windows and use linux for wifi?

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wait a minute ... that's not the file inspector

>>60637262
We all were too stupid then, i legit didn't know how it was any different from regular porn, neither the niggers nor the chads nor the bookworms or even the anime autists, the guy just showed up with new videos and we all gathered around him to watch that shit, if any of us knew how illegal that material was he would've been reported to the principal, now that i think about it it was amazing just how many videos the crazy fucker had and how easily he got them.

>>60636583
>file inspection day

How's North Korea?

>>60637329
hilarious xD

>>60637078
how the fuck can a frog be racist? what the fuck is wrong with you people?

>It's penis inspection day on the train
SHIT
I meant to take a taxi today

>>60637507
Fucking nazi, jesus christ.
Your anti-Semitism makes me sick. The ADL is not "you people". Last time someone called the jews "You people" they were rounded up into camps.

This is like a second holocaust oy vey

>>60637316
How would you run the spyware? Maybe in a VM but then I think you'd only have internet access im the VM.
It checks whenever you use the connection, not a "thanks here's the password" deal.

>>60637146
Cincinnati or Berkeley?

>>60637578
Actually last time someone called the Jews "You people" they were given a section of Palestine by Britain. The time before that they were rounded up into former concentration camps for detention after trying to go to Jerusalem on unregistered barges. This was referred to as a second Holocaust in an attempt to shame the British into allowing them their illegal passage in light of the Holocaust. The time before that was the Holocaust.

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alright lads. now we live in the history of the internet. memes bless this bread.

reddit . com/r/4chan/comments/6dyept/g_is_worried_about_file_inspection/

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>>60637578
we all know how "funny" it is to act offended on the internet, but I think this joke has run it's course.

>>60637701
I can't even get angry at this anymore, because I know you're the one that made this stupid meme edit and posted it on reddit for some link karma.
What do you even gain from linking it back here?
Nobody fucking cares.

>>60637701
>reddit . com/r/4chan/comments/6dyept/g_is_worried_about_file_inspection/
upvoted

>>60637701
i know you posted that you nigger

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>>60637701

>>60636757
>/fit/ style
>t. newfag

>>60637056
In my experience they leave you alone. I remember when I was at Boston College visiting a friend, he told me I'd have to install the college's anti-virus else I wouldn't be able to connect to the network but I just hopped on and never had a problem. They only blocked Windows and OS X, apparently if you're using Linux, you get a free pass.

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>>60636583
What the fuck is a file inspector?

>>60637078
Go away, Google, nobody is falling for your shit.

>>60637056
>>60637207
Yeah same, you just have to get the settings and certificate right. Really annoying though and the Linux instructions were real garbage

>>60637701
Tfw missed opportunity to be included in the screen cap

FUCK

>>60636583
>file inspection
do you live in best Korea or something OP ?

Are they gonna inspect my minecraft mods?

>>60636741
Google Device Policy.

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>>60636673
Had mine yesterday. Salary was cut because tiny benis.

>>60637801

I go to Boston College and use Windows

What tf was he talking about

>>60636583
uhh.. I use an embedded operating system that I wrote and it doesn't have any files...

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>it's life inspection day at work interview

>>60637336
Probably off his Dad's computer.

>>60636757
>ran out of tokens for the terminal emulator
EVERY FUCKING TIME

>>60637111
>america
>basic rights
good one my dude

>>60637105
>falling for bait

>>60637078
Lel

>>60637616
The harambe place

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>>60637765
>saving non-photographic content as .jpg

REEEEEEEE

You need to install bni persistent agent at my uni (which is Mac/windows only as far as I know). Since I run G/L, they let me use the network in "quarantine." In other words, they let just let me on.

>>60639637
Well this was like 8 years ago, maybe they changed the policy.

>>60636583
>worried about them inspecting your files
>not backing them up