Ok /g/ I installed this shit. Now what?

>>60631985
Install Gentoo

>>60631985
Learn the terminal.

>I don't need the terminal for anything
Start doing everything you do with a GUI in the terminal. Learn bash syntax. Script repetitive tasks. Schedule scripts with cron jobs.

>>60631985
shitpost on /g/

>>60632008
>Learn the terminal.

completely unnecessary. clicking buttons on the screen does that shit for you. it's 2017

>>60631985
>visit /g/
>install ubuntu
fuck your soul

Need help fags. I never used linux and I was thinking jumping straight to Kali for the lulz shits and giggles since, supposedly, that distro has some funny script kiddie utilities to fuck around. Is it too heavy for a first distro? Also can you actually pull off some sort of Mitm attack at layer 2 level? (or it was just a thing of the fucking 90's?)

>>60632039
>it is $CURRENT_YEAR

>>60632039
spoken like someone who has doesn't know the power of linux

>>60632039
http://linuxcommand.org/tlcl.php
Download the free PDF.
The book is really good and it will teach you about some nice tools that may help you with everyday stuff.

Format your hard drive and install a real OS.

>>60632039
Terminal is faster and better a lot of the time

>>60631985
>ubuntu
Uninstall your current OS and install Arch Linux right now.

>>60632216
>install meme linux

>>60631985
Slowly accumulate programs you need, also pirate VMware

>>60631985
Install xubuntu or xfce4 only and enjoy

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Guess what?
you fix it.
you will.

>>60632039
>he prefers GUI wrappers for everything he is doing
>he installs bloat for things he can do in the terminal

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>>60631985
looks like you already figured out the most important function for any ganoo loonux user, taking screenshots. now just spend the next few weeks making your "desktop" look as much like the ones posted in the desktop general, collect your (You)s and enjoy the circlejerk friend! You're finally living!

>>60632374
>implying it's not a better meme than memetu

>>60631985
>1360x674
turn off the vm

>>60631985
you didn't install it. it's a live session, nice try

>>60632496
If it's a VM how does it have a battery?

>>60632524
virtualbox passes through it my guy. It can represent actual battery, btw that res is not on any screen since the normal res is 1366x768

Load up TempleOS and start streaming.

>>60632216
arch linux is for babies
Install slackware idiot

>>60631985
>the icon of the installer is still there

no, you didn't

You uninstall it and install Gentoo instead

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>>60632180
>the power of linux
>having to write 5 commands into the terminal instead of clicking a button
kek

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>>60633397
>Make an alias
>Make a bash script

Power of windowny:
>Click yes button, give admin rights away

you fucked up, install gentoo to redeem yourself

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>>60631985
>"hey /g/ i installed this"
>the 'install ubuntu' launcher is on the panel

liar.

>>60635504
Good job Odo, he will now be court martial-ed.

>>60631985
Change your scroll speed, haha!
Only kidding, disable mouse acceleration instead. Oh dear..

>>60635544
>tfw after the dominion war, something like this was probably the highlight of his day before going home and being nagged by kira about bajoran rights and we wuz prohpets and shit

>>60631985
Install a different desktop enviorment.

>>60635563
>yfw degenerate species-mixing degeneracy

>>60631985
>booting a live usb in a vm

...why not just actually install it?

>>60635592
odo would probably be the best sexual partner desu. His cock would be like some kind of extreme morphing dildo sex thing

n-no homo

>>60635607
>His cock would be like some kind of extreme morphing dildo sex thing

Why settle for one? He could morph three, or four cocks!

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>>60635620

>>60631985
1. Don't lie and actually install something.
2. Install a distro that isn't shit.

Install an actively developed DE

>>60632121
i n s t a l l g e n t o o

>>60631985
Powering up an old laptop that what the bed awhile ago. Put in Ubuntu 15.10 to run as a live cd. Any actual advice? Diagnostics? Install drivers? I just want it running again so I can install Kali or something.

>>60635728
Follow up: I want to be able to open the terminal and format the whole thing through there while running the live cd so i can install after.

>>60632196
That shit looks dank, I'll definitely read it, I've also been reading the Linux Bible in hopes of becoming more of a "Power User"

>>60632121
Kali and Ubuntu are both based on Debian so they're both similar in difficulty to use, therefore if you practice doing day to day stuff with Ubuntu for a while it will make things easier when you go balls deep and start doing script kiddie things on Kali, also you can install most of the programs on Kali on Ubuntu too

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>>60631985
Install arch