>people calling pic related USB

>>60630512
yes

dongler

>>60630512
Can you pass me that USB stick? I need to download some files to it.

Universal USB Bus

>>60630512
It's obviously a wi-fi.

Slottable hard drive.

>>60630512
"hey can you hand me the thing?"

zip diskette

>>60630512
FUCKING FLASH DRIVE YOU NORMIE

>>60630512
tape

>>60630512
>people calling an information penis ""pic related""

>>60630563
This shit triggers me too, along with people saying things like "my wifi is limited to 1GB a month", but I don't sperg out about it and I hold my tongue unlike you fucking losers.

>>60630638
i call flash disk
i know its not a disk but still

>>60630512
Usb sata bus

Isn't that a pocket cloud drive?

t h u m b d r i v e

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>>60630638
I call it a "usb flash drive"
How's that?

That's a Disk on Key

>>60630665
ok faggot

I call it a "Pen Drive".
Good enough?

>>60630512
ZIP Disquette

>>60630512
Can we get, like, portable SCSI flash drives?

I call it USB Pen, how pleb am I

>>60630638
flash drive is a disgusting name

Oh boy. It's another 'I get bootyblasted by layman terms' thread.

What a fresh and exciting topic.

Its a laptop dick

Can you pass me the universal serial bus compliant flash storage zip disquette?

>>60631719
And there you go sperging out over someone whose opinion differs from your own autistic ones. Didn't mommy ever teach you to be nice to strangers?

>>60630512
clé usb

universal serial bus mass storage device

um sweety thats called a memory stick x

>>60630512
>OP is getting triggered by that
I also call them USB

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You knew what they meant, so why sperg out?

universal usb serial bus

>>60630512
pen

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>HI I NEED A SIM CARD
I'm sorry, we don't sell those, try <cell carrier store>
>NO NO, A SIM CARD, WHAT YOU PUT ON YOUR PHONE FOR MUSIC AN' STUFF
Oh, you mean an SD card!
><rolls eyes>
>WHAT
><throws hands up>
>EVER
><smacks gum>

>>60630512
Bring me that Adobe(R) Flash Player drive.

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>>60630630

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>>60633641
>hey do you have a phone charger
what kind?
>just a phone charger for a samsung
a micro usb cable, or a usb type c cable?
>what are those

>>60630512
You mean a universal serial bus thumb-sized flash memory mass storage device drive?

Jesus Christ this thread...

Can't even call a jump drive the proper name...spergs

>>60630512
honestly who the fuck cares

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>>60633709
>does anyone have a Samsung charger I can use?

>>60633641
>Can you help get some stuff recovered from my old laptop
>Sure but you'll need a storage device to put it on
>Will a 4 megabyte disk handle it
They're old so I gave them a pass on this one
>No you need something a little bigger depending on how much you need recovered
>It's a Dell machine does that matter. I have heard that Dell machines are tough to fix because it's operational part always breaks
>No not really. Dell doesn't make the operating system, Microsoft does. Dell just makes the hardware
>I went to geek squad and Best buy and they said nothing could be recovered from this and that it's dead because dells operational system broke the drive reader (she meant disc drive)
>You can always recover something. They also aren't very good or reliable for tech support, trust me
>Why should I trust you and not them
>Because unlike them I do it for free and don't bullshit with the details. I should allow people to be scammed for not knowing much about computer issues
>You got a point there I'll bring my laptop to ya next week
>Still hasn't given me their laptop after 2 months

Anyone else know this struggle?

>>60630512
If you know what they mean why does it shouldn't piss you off.

>>60630665
>>60632980
jesus christ and I thought I made tripfags look retarded and autistic

Apple(tm) Mass Universal Auto Dildoing Dongle

>>60633873
>I do it for free

>>60634147
Being paid in hot pockets would be nice

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>>60633855
As a computer literate surrounded by normies, this is the fucking worst.

>>60630512
>not pocket SSD

>not calling it a info carrier

>>60631036
Who the fuck is this fluid druid

>>60637332
Me.
Wanna more? Well, go fuck yourself.

>>60633855
>>60634386
To be fair, there are actual Samsung chargers that will charge an unrooted Samsung faster than any other USB charger because they're on the good goy "won't blow up the battery" list.

>>60637362
That's depressing

>>60630512
>ITT: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Nice Zip disk op

>>60633873
They don't trust you lol.

To them you're some creepy kid who wants to voyeur their files.

>>60632983
ça

>>60634113
You do

>thumb drive

Do not insert that usbcette into my processor or itll catch a virus

>>60630512
Flash drive.

>>60630512
Is this an american thing? Or english coutries one? I never heard anyone calling it simply "USB". People just call it memory stick.

>>60630512
That is USB.

Calling it -a- USB, however, is borderline criminal.

>>60630512
>Not calling it a portable ssd

>>60630565
>GNU not Unix

USB Memory

DATAPHALLUS

>boxdisk
>filefinger
>iDrive
>pocket memory
>save n' carry

>not calling it /dev/sdc

A file storage dongle app.

It's a USB stick.

As it's a stick that goes into the USB port.

>>60640992
>RAP ain't Prefix

I call it a USBFD.

>>60630512

Portable Wi-Fi cable

You mean a finger facebook?