ITT: tech terms that make you cringe >user experience >dynamic

Cloud computing.

Pretty much anything that comes from PR and liberal arts faggots.

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>>60629260
>calling desktop programs "apps"

>... evangelist
>... artisan
>... advocate

Seeing this in a bio tells you someone is fucked in the head

Intuitive design is good, though.

"accessibility" on the other hand..

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GUI

outreach program

>"made with love"
>using twitter handles as developer credits
>developers credited as "~whatever~"
>developers twitter pic is a picture of themself

>>60629260
>[program_name] for human beings

>master slave
>male female
>binary
>whitespace

Agile Development

The actual concept of agile development is fine. The fact that companies just blindly and rigidly apply enforce scrum and then say its agile is what bugs.

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>>60629532
>the bitcoin mixer for human beings
>the glue language for human beings
>the protein folder for human beings
>the naive bayesian inferencer for human beings
>the quantum-mechanical emulated virtual box system for human beings

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>rock star artisan code ninja

>whitelist
>man
>master/slave
>dongle

>>60629260
>deep learning
>machine learning
>any other term that implies some sort of AI bullshit and not just some fancy math

>dev-ops

We just fired the sysadmin to save money so now you can do his job too.

>>60629586
>I turn coffee into code xD

>>60629586
>self-describing as a "hacker" when all you do is make iOS apps

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>>60629586
>rockstar

>>60629498
>gooey

>a11y as short for accessibility
>l10n for localization
>i18n for internationalization
>growth hacker
>javascript ninja
>interaction engineer
>UI engineer
>UX engineer
>social media evangelist
>diversity engineer
>chief diversity officer
>chief social media officer
>devops (we don't want to pay for a sysadmin, the coders can do that)

>>60629532
>>60629580
based robots

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>>60629755
oh god anon the flashbacks to 2010

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>>60629755
A massive solar flare can't hit us soon enough to wipe this degeneracy from this earth

>>60629568
THIS

>>60629566
>>60629593
ICWYDT

>>60629260
>cringe

Faggot

>Agile
>Scrum
>Story points

>>60629886
Also
>User Centered Design

fuark

4chan /g

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>>60629658

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>60629260
>calling desktop programs "apps"

Absolute fucking madness! Why does everybody do that?

>>60629430
This

PR can go suck a dick

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>i'm self-taught
>he literally wrote autodidact on his resume

>"Actually, I work in STEM."
>"Oh? What do you do?"

>Community outreach
>Read support tickets
>Forum moderator
> . . . .
>Activism
>Advocate for african midget transgenderism and pedophilia normalization

What the fuck happened?

>>60629260
>>60629454
>>60630215

you guys can't be much older than 18 and grew up with smartphones i guess ?
calling desktop applications "apps" has been a normale thing long before we had smartphones, the application category on every warez site, board, ftp server, etc was always called "appz"

>>60629260

>Hactivist

>>60629260
>user experience
Shouldn't every program be designed around the ability for users (especially if the product is paid for,) to use it without much thought, or does this have some other use case which I'm blind to? Sure, people are stupid and should learn the program they're using, but I don't see how intuitive design is bad.

>diversity evangelist / engineer

>>60630431
Not according to /g/. If it's easy to use, then it must be for babies.

>hacker
>hacking
>[color] hat
>coder

>>60630431
to make something easy to use a lot of abstraction is needed which usually results in a loss of functionality.

>>60630409
but that's not true

>>60630744
what part isn't true ?

>>60630340
>ask the guy who hired me why I was chosen
>he liked that I was self-taught
Can't say I expected that meme to work

>>60629260
>single threaded
>dynamically typed
>for javascript

>>60629260
Calling programmers coders
Just the word coding itself bothers me

>>60630971
and the word programmer doesn't ? you don't call a carpenter a nailer just because that's part of his job

>Enterprise
Might as well just say "expensive".

>>60629260
Hello, grandpa.

>we love automation

no shit

hackathon

>>60631237
what's wrong with hackathon ?

>>60629711
Kek

>>60629260
Now I know this board contains at least one unemployes person.

>>60631309
nothing if you like to work overtime for free, I mean good goy points
also, it sounds like some kind of masturbation, not something serious adults do. No wonder we neckbeards are treated as children

>>60629755

While we're at it, can anyone explain we, what DevOps actually means, without giving links to wikipedia or some tech meme sites?

What people who do "DevOps" do? Our IT Head has it on his LinkedIn, I have no idea what did he mean by that.

Test-driven development

>>60631237
Fuck you dipshit

>agile
>devops
>cloud

>>60631346
Or you just like to code shit and compete

Fucking faggot, it could be a beautiful sunny day and you'd bitch about the wind.

>calling a usb flash memory simply usb
>cloud
>

>>60631386
Designated loser for stuff no one wants to do.

Refactoring build scripts, making VMs, docker images, maintaining CI servers etc

>>60631346
there are people who work on projects for reasons other than money. maybe because they enjoy it, or they want to contribute something because they think of it as meaningful.

>>60629460
Why is advocate on there?

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>underages trying to look smart by getting triggered every time someone says "app" even though it has been a shorthand for "application" since the '80s

>>60631413
that's called a competition and you can win money. Hackathons, especially in house are just a scam. I rather earn some money from my work. But to each to their own I guess

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>>60631438
I am the DevOps

>>60631470
>underages trying to look smart
isn't that all what /g/ is about ?

>>60631441
do a side project, make a startup, don't work for free

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>>60629260
>coding session

>USB
>[programming language] guru, ninja etc
>gooie
>wifi cable

Well anyways I'm a agile java guru.

>>60631537
not everyone only cares about money.

>>60629497
no. 1 argument for macfags why they iToys are overprices.

>>60631537
if everyone thought like you the world would be an even worse place

>>60629260
>dynamic programming
Didn't you read Introduction to Algorithms?

>>60631676
no, it was too hard to understand

>>60629260
>computer "science"

>>60631614
Meeh... most people starting companies have it worse than people doing 9-5 jobs.

>>60631589
>>wifi cable
Nobody actually says this, surely?

>>60629260
>talent management

>>60631709
you are right, most of the time they work while losing money.

>>60631694
GTFO

>>60629260
>dynamic programming
>cringe

Nigga what?

>>60629260
Every "enterprise" term.
>dynamic programming
What's wrong with this one? It's directly related to programming unlike, say, linear programming.

>>60629260
>>dynamic programming
you're an idiot and don't understand what that is

>>60631807
>>60631821
>>60631815

sir, IIT, best college in world, teaches you that dynammic programming is useless skill to work in big enterprise in usa

>>60631838
Ever written Fibonacci using a for loop? That's dynamic programming.

>>60631889
i don't know what fibonacci is sir, but i can write good loops, even nest multiple of them

>>60631941
>i don't know what fibonacci is sir
You need to be over 18 to browse this web site.

>>60631941
>sir
Go back to 9gag

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>>60631531
not even wrong my dude but it just makes shitting on the hi/v/emind all the better

>informatician
>hacker instead of cracker/security breaker
>Linux OS
>PC format (as reinstallation of nsa/vindows)

>>60629260
>hand-crafted

>>60631386

It means that intead of just programming you will get to stretch your job decscription to include server maintenance, running backups, installing software and cleaning the toilets. Also the CEO wants his car washed now, chop chop.

>>60631477
Yeah I actually agree that in house havkathons are scummy because you're pressured into working overtime

>>60630709
THIS^^^

>>60629260
>app store
>thumb drive
>Home edition

>>60629498
GUI is fine.

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>>60629260
>>60629454
>>60630215

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>>60629755
FUCK.

>build quality
Fucker just because a case for something is made out of aluminium instead of plastic it doesn't meant it will last any longer

>>60630389
Oh, really cool that you work for STEM!

>>60629260
>Internet of things

>>60629260
>/g/

>>60629260

>DISRUPTIVE

>>60629615
AI bullshit IS fancy math, dumbass

>>60629615
>tfw physics is just applied science
>tfw science is just applied math
>tfw math is just applied numbers
>tfw numbers are just applied squiggly lines

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>>60629755
>meet a guy who is a "ui engineer"
>graphic design background
>doesn't know shit about programming

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>"We are hiring: Email developer"

>>60629260
>yify

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>>60629825
tried reverse searching this to figure out what the shit the face is on is, results vary

>>60630744
It is though? 'Applications' - and by extension, apps - has been used as a catch-all term in computing for decades.

>>60629260
>>calling desktop programs "apps"
You mean they're not applications?

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>>60629260
>>dynamic programming
Dynamic programming is actually a thing, and is just a method for trying to solve what appears to be O(n^2) in quadratic time.
It's not some meme term that webdevs latch onto.

>>60634622
>O(n^2)
O(2^n) I mean.

>>60631389
TDD was never a bad concept, just impossible to implement. It's strictly the pet projects of Dunning Kruger types in middle management

>fuck you Pete, I know you read this board. You're a hack as an architect and you'll be a hack the rest of your miserable life. TDD was the worst idea I had ever heard for that department and you should have been fired on the spot for suggesting it. I honestly hope you have an aneurysm.

>>60629260
Why is UX a "cringe" term? Are you denying that user experience exists, or are some people using it in a stupid way?

>>60629260
>full-stack javascript developer
>software "engineer"

My jimmies get ultrarustled when some retarded numale calls himself an engineer after finishing a coding bootcamp

>>60634842
Who are you quoting?

>>60634883
It's almost always paired with "designer" or "engineer".
Designer implies you know something about design, and engineer implies you know math.
UX engineer/designers don't know either.

You don't NEED ANY SKILL to draw flat boxes and pick 3 complementary colors to hide the fact that you CANNOT design your way out of a wet paper bag.

>for the 21st century

"we decided to build a tiny gui with fucking electron"

>>60633921
What he is saying is that AI is not intelligent at all, it's just hardcore curve fitting and classification. People freak out like it can actually think. It just has a lot of experience with similar things so it can classify it properly.

>>60634921
>code bootcamp

I loathe these and anyone that does them
go get a real degree

>>60631049
Because I think they use more than just nails...

we hacked together xxx
We are hackers
Everyone is a hacker
Einstein is a hacker
Newton is a hacker
You can be a hacker

>>60629260
>dynamic programming
You realize this is an algorithm paradigm?

>>60634406
I believe that's a picture of a nuclear weapon seconds after detonation.

>>60629260
>big data
>solutions provider
>any bullshit from a recruiter in general
>dynamic

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>>60629260
>rig
>[GNU/]Linux

>>60629531
>>developers twitter pic is a picture of themself
What is the problem with it?

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>when SJWs refer to "miscellaneous living tips" as "life hacks"
>when normies call programming "coding"
>when i'm working in CLI and normies think i'm hacking
>when you call me on the cell phone

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>>60635413
>normies
GTFO MY BOARD

not really tech related but /g/ related. And /g/ is technology, so related.

> cloud

>>60629260
I agree

>>60629260
>DESIGNED IN...
every time i see this i wanna punch it

>Object-Oriented Programming

>>60630431
>Shouldn't every program be designed around the ability for users...to use it without much thought
expert computer users are more productive than clueless beginners for fundamentally good reasons. experts have more skills. skill is not an injustice that ought to be corrected!

in many cases, empowering clueless people to use computers only enables them to harm themselves, like the dozens of stupid kids who have posted private information on Facebook

designers should focus on developing skills in beginners, and transforming them into experts. in particular, this means that you have to believe your user is capable of being taught and learning things like a human being. it's patronizing shlock to treat your users like consumer idiots and call it "accessibility"

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>"Beautiful Code"

>passionate about technology
This is so vague, I can't tell if it's about dumb gimmick shit like smartphones or if it's the cool shit like embedded development.

>>60634414
I think you're the young one. This started maybe ~8-10 years ago.

>>60635904
what the fuck are you talking about ? calling software "apps" this started more than 20 years ago

Apps was around for a long time but it's used more. Let Google explain:

https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?date=all&q=apps,applications

>>60635904
the fxp scene has been dead for at least 10 years and the software/application directories were always named Appz

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>>60636022
does anyone know why AI became less popular from 2004 onward? I understand the recent rise, but why the dip?

>>60635382
ugly basement troll is jelly af

>>60635802
I like your ideas, Anon.

This is also how I roll.

>>60636106
matrix: 1999, matrix reloaded / revolutions: 2003
that's the reason why it was popular

>>60636106
because the movie came out in 2001, dumbass.

>>60636106
Well the movie DID come out in 2001. It's not really surprising that people lost interest in Haley Joel Osment after 2004, is it?

>>60629755
>>social media evangelist
>>diversity engineer
>>chief diversity officer
>>chief social media officer
these seem like memes
I doubt any company actually has those titles

>>60629260
>installed gentoo

>>60636106
Basically we had no real way to test it because we lacked the computing power. Neural Networks are VERY old models of machine learning, like back to the 70s, but we only recently got equipment cheap and powerful enough for it to be worth investigating

>>60636189
https://thewaltdisneycompany.com/latondra-newton-named-chief-diversity-officer/
https://www.ebayinc.com/stories/news/ebay-appoints-damien-hooper-campbell-to-serve-as-chief-diversity-officer/

these are worse
https://www.linkedin.com/in/caroline-wanga-94bb1149

>>60629633
That one gets me the most. The whole culture of it. Wearing shirts from developer events and workshops unironically. Everything really

>>60631589
I call it a USB, not gonna say flash drive. But it is a gooie. You have to be lying about wifi cable

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>>60629755
I'm fucking screaming on the inside.

UI engineer sounds like a real job (see: http://www.sigchi.org/chi96/proceedings/desbrief/Sullivan/kds_txt.htm -- back when people actually fucking tried), but will probably be worthless web design-tier shit in practice.

>>60635802
>>60636156
t. NEET

>>60629260
>a wide class of algorithms that forms the core of optimization theory and operational research as a whole as well as several areas of computer science makes you cringe
Maybe reddit will be more your speed then.

>>60629260
>disrupt(ive)
>hipster language X makes code 'easy to reason about'

>>60629260
>ITT: teenagers and early 20-somethings shit talk modern terminology in a weak attempt to try and project an aura of being older and more experienced, but in reality come off as ignorant luddites who have never worked a day in the industries they pretend to be professionals in

>>60635802
t. Arch user

What you're describing is not the intent of intuitive design. Intuitive design seeks to eliminate shit like Norman Doors - in this instance in relation to UIs.

Doing 10 steps instead of 1 to do the same thing doesn't make you smarter.

>>60630802
I was hired because the interviewer thought it was funny I spoke swedish, it's surprising how little you need to stand out.

>>60637607
I got hired to my first technical support job because I lead a guild and put it on my resume. Interviewer (and his wife was present) played EverQuest 2 (I was playing L2 at the time,) and we ended up just talking about MMOs in front of his wife who sat there dumbfounded the whole interview.

>>60635161
>>solutions provider
every business, in the fucking world is a solutions provider. Some are just successful at it while others are not.

This is like saying
>We're a company that does shit.

>>60637607
I was hired because I was the only candidate who failed the technical challenge 100%.

>>60635802
nice flimsy logic to support your superiority complex

>designers should "teach" my making things shitty to control
>making something easy to control on one level necessarily means your program can't do anything else or have different levels of accessibility

like, are you actually retarded?

>>60636189
Oh my God, you are so precious. I want to pinch your cheeks and give you a lollipop.

There are real people out there collecting paychecks with those job titles.

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>>60637298
i started using linux in 2006. i received my phd in cs last week. arch is great, because it's teaching kids that they can learn to have agency over computers. conversely, you imagine them as pic related.

it's not hard to try a door both ways! this disrespect for human intelligence is terrible pedagogy, but it's an assumption throughout modern design. modern design doesn't value teaching at all, perhaps because clueless consumers are better customers?

doing 10 steps instead of 1 to do the same thing will absolutely make you smarter if the 10 steps TEACH you how the 1 step works internally. you might even try rearranging the steps to do something new, i.e. how most people learn to program.

programming is exactly the kind of skill that is objectively valuable for users to learn, but opportunities to teach programming are consciously obfuscated by modern designers, who think that users shouldn't have to learn to program or even know what a file is. you're not doing user a favor by keeping them in plato's allegorical cave, you're just enabling their exploitation by more capable parties

>gamification
>machine learning
>"Are you a guru at X?"
>Cyber security

I fucking hate start-ups with their shitty bootstrap website. Go to any *con, play buzzword bingo and try not to kill yourself.

>>60638264
i'll give you the tl;dr version, then: in this cyberpunk timeline, everyone who isn't a computer expert is going to get fucked to death by mark zuckerberg. you're not doing anyone a favor if you drop them into this starving hellscape without teaching them how to fish

>>60638387
people who say "gamification" should be punished by forcing them to play every zynga title

>>60635382
It should be an anime girl.

>>60629260
>lightning/blazing fast
>machine learning
>dedicated RAM [or dedicated anything for that matter]
>High Definition, HD (could mean anything, even 720p)
>ergonomic
>jpeg [ive had people call a png file a jpg, just call it a image file or something ffs]
>integrated
>(high) performance [what does this even mean anymore]
>IoT
>intuitive
>hack [and any adaptation of the word]

Any buzzwords on a laptop or desktop ad
>especially advertising [1 TB Storage]
>its always a fucking option when you "build" your PC online, why even waste the adspace.

More to come

>>60631438
fuuckkk right in the feels

>>60638483
>disruptive
>innovation

>>60629755
>google growth hacking
>it's real

>>60635123
+ Oppenheimer quote

"Intuitive"
"Smart"
"Deep/dark web"

>>60635874
>niggas buying raspberry kits for the price of a full PC
>cool

webdevs blogging about their cool embedded projects are the worst

>>60638483
IoT and ML has its uses though. You need to be buzzword compliant to effectively scam VC's of their money
>t. co founder of Juicero

>You can download it for Mac, PC and Linux

>>60629260
>retina
>smart
>cloud
>IoT
>deep
>/^[a-z]+(?!e)r\.io$/
>advertising websites with http:// or www.
>calling git github
>calling videos gifs
>calling literally anything HD
>startup
>enterprise

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>>60629260
>barista programming
>coffee bean counters
>Nerf guns at the workplace
>holistic code
>economic hardware
>windows

>>60629260
Cyber

>>60629260
>Made with and <insert_framework_here>
>Unit-Tests: TODO
>New JavaScript framework guise, the world needs another one! It's just like Vue, except I changed some function names! WOOOW!
>PHP

>>60639307
Oh fuck, I forgot this 90s chinksite doesn't support unicode.
The first is "Made with <heart_emoticon> and...

>>60629260
>industry 4.0
>internet of things

Especially internet if things. When I think of having everything connected with the internet I think of security risks and no private life.

>>60631444
I'm assuming he meant stuff like "transgender rights advocate", as "FOSS advocate" is perfectly acceptable.

>>60629260
>calling desktop programs "apps"
Fucking REEEEEEE
Smartphones were a mistake.

>>60637240

>i am one of those that i describe but im not exciting enough to join in the fun

>>60629260
>company advertises positions for 'cloud computing'

>>60635874
>tfw needing to tell employees, that 'coding & creating' totally is my lifes greatest passion and I can't imagine anything greater

In reality I just think it's a neat thing, that overlaps with some of my natural interests

>>60638930
>(?!e)
Why not just [^e]?

>>60639313
It does support unicode, it's just that some pages are disabled due to abuse

Seeing

>loading ..%

on a website for 30 seconds.... when you're browsing with the latest hardware on a 100MB/s internet connection.

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>>60631477
Hackathons are a scam
>take part in a small scale hackathon
>rules aren't strict, can make anything hardware or software related
>decide to make a WiFi enabled switch using an ESP8266 and an atmega8
>plus other relays and jumpers and minor stuff
>it works beautifully, wrote everything in C because muh efficiency
>prize goes to a fucking girl who makes an app (in one of those webui cross platform shits like Cordova or whatever) with a single "panic button" that calls 911
>she says it was made to help women feel safe and battle violence against women
>mfw

Hackathons can be pretty fun, as long as they're 0% women. I'm no sexist but let's be honest here, they suck at tech

>>60631727
My friends used this to refer to an Ethernet cable (RJ-45) until I explained it to them why it's incorrect. They laughed over the silly mistake .

>>60640500
I don't think the problem here is the girl but rather the jury that finds this very impressive.

>>60629593
Master/ slave made sense for the time at least.

>>60630389
http://www.thestem.com/

>>60638930
>calling git GitHub
I've seen this on resumes before. GitHub is not a skill!!

>>60640500
The problem with hackathons is that everyone wants to develop something to change the world. Hackathons are more about how you market your shitty app than technical skill.

>>60634984
But so is your brain, anon.

>>60629633
yeah that one annoys me too. fucking retards

>>60631470
not the same meaning off app when they used it back then
>gtfo

>>60631807
>>60631815
>>60631821
I think it's more the fact that dynamic programming is a really dumb name that doesn't at all tell you what it's about. An actual descriptive name is lookup tables, which is what dynamic programming actually is.

>>60641197
whatever you want to do at a hackathon you can do without a hackathon, except for stroking your ego of course

>>60641514
But where else can I punish my body for 24 hrs in a room of hundreds of other people?

>>60635874
It's HR term bullshit employers like to hear. That's not to say somebody might not have interests and hobbies in tech shit, or that said hobbies might be their primary usage of free time, but nobody wants to hear you fuck around on the weekend with something. No, they want you to be fucking "passionate", and not with one or two things, but everything so " you can be a creative contributing member to the team and bring up new ideas" or some shit.

>>60629497
yeah, fuck blind people.

>>60629260
>Machine learning

>>60629260
>"""productivity"""

>>60629260
>"neural network"
>"machine learning"

It's called linear optimisation, stop LARPing as a character in a William Gibson novel.

>>60631237
anything -athon

>I use Linux

>coding bootcamp
>hackable
>javascript engineer
>coder
>cloud
>webapp
>crafted code

And not a tech term but I fucking hate it anyway.
>calling himself a programmer but never do any programming, instead write articles about social problems

>>60629593
>whitelist
What the fuck is wrong with whitelist

It's a pretty basic concept; the opposite of a blacklist.

>>60629755
>>a11y as short for accessibility
>>l10n for localization
>>i18n for internationalization
What the fuck is this

>>60638483
>HD
i mean it was kind of standardized, it doesn't just refer to something being higher definition than normal, SD = 480p, HD = 720p, Full HD = 1080p. Then you have UHD, 2K, 4K (cinema 4k and what consumers call 4k but its actually quad hd...) i mean it's confusing but HD does mean 720p.

what annoys me is people asking if things have a "retina display" even when they're not apple products. Apple are very good at marketing and they have made "Retina" basically become synonymous with "higher DPI than usual"

>>60629260
>linux

>>60640500
hopefully this has served as a valuable lesson for you about how to actually advance your career in the tech industry
protip: it's not about technological skill

>Using "overclock" to refer to any software-side hardware modification that increases peformance in some aspect

First encountered this when I increased the txpower of my phone's wireless chip, effectively boosting the wifi range by a fair amount. Somehow all of my friends got aware of this and now I'm known as the guy who broke his phone due to "overclocking the wifi card".

>>60641880
first day on 43n, huh?

>>60641773
bring you own dongle masturbathon is open for all genders now

>>60629498
?
>>60629531
>Twitter pic is a picture of themself
Stop being an autist, nkt everybody has a chinese cartoon toddler as their profile picture
>>60632156
>Not making your own silicon dies at home
Pleb
>>60639326
>Industry 4.0
It is a big meme right now, but still.. it's a real thibg and the changes in the industry are pretty great, so I wouldn't call it cringeworthy


Now for cringe
>people recommending 16GB of ram and a high end PC to people that only want to browse facebook , check email and use Microsoft Office
> trademarked acronyms that don't explain themselves like "infinity fabric"
>when people think of CS when mentioning Engineering

>>60642379
>Industry 4.0
>It's a real thing and the changes in the industry are pretty great

Is thefe a changelog from Industry versions 1.0, 2.0, 3.0?

Also,
>not Industry 4.0.0-RC1-SNAPSHOT

>>60642379
>16GB of ram and a high end PC to people that only want to browse facebook , check email and use Microsoft Office

how else would you run all the telemetry stuff and JS injected ads on the million of tabs? and you want to run Office (365 preferably) too, getting a bit greedy there

>>60633548
>Internet of things
>that shouldn't be on the internet

of all the recent technology memes this is the one I loathe the most

>>60642429
>not wanting your toaster to tweet you when your bread is ready
> not wanting your hairdryer to send you an Email with the energy consumption of the month with ads of the new nozzle models
>living without a screen on your washing machine, i mean how do you expect to see pictures of your friends and family?

>>60642471
xe is a technazi, ignore xir

>>60640509
>rj-45
you're not as smart as you like to think you are either

>>60629260
donate buttons that say "boy me a coffee". also "coded with love by ... "

>>60642603
I meant an RJ-45 (male) to RJ-45 (male) cable
Is that fine you dipshit?

>>60642707
>not coding with <3 and node :)

>i have a macbook

>>60642803
No.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modular_connector#8P8C

>>60629260
But, there is nothing wrong with dynamic programming? That is an algorithms concept.

>.io
>Indian Ocean
Anything with .io is 100% pajeet code

>>60642062
>>60641197
This is depressing as shit
People with low technical skills but good presentation skills can outsmart people with actually good technical skills.

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>made with love
>magic
>wizardry
>low level goodness / magic / other retarded and faggy nouns
>SYNTAX SUGAR
>SYNTACTIC SUGAR
these words are so fucking homosexual, cringy, terrible, cretinous

only a god damned fucking piggot (pig + faggot, fyi) would tolerate them, I can't even imagine what kind of shit quality pseudo-human you'd have to be to actually USE them

*does a little faggot piruette* let's use some of that good ol' syntactic sssshugar *winks at you* *touches your penis* LET'S DO SOME MAGIC! *writes a for statement*

>>60642869
which is exactly why software is going to shit in recent years

>>60629260
>>60642843
It was supposed be called sequential optimization. The army is to blame, but of course OP is still a fag.

>>60629260
>>60629454
>>60629531
>>60629566
>>60629580
>The word ninja in a job title.
>calling an application a solution

>>60629593
>>60640610
>>60641864

The first 3 things on his list are enough to make placing bets on him being an SJW a likely profitable action.

>>60631386

It's like being a sysadmin, except your department was downsized so you have to pick up programming and find ways to abstract everything to such a degree that much of it is automated. Then you get replaced by a pajeet because your system basically runs itself anyway.

>>60631444
people who call themselves advocates typically don't do anything, they just pretend that they do. instead of saying "I like x" they try and sound like they do work by saying "x advocate".

>>60642034
What about things like calling the higher end product "HD" or "pro" when it is neither professional quality, or have anything to do with being high definition. Or everything getting called iProduct or eProduct

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>>60629260
I'm new to tech field stuff.
Can you guys red pill me on the stuff being talked about in this thread?
>pic related

>>60643001
the term you're describing is "slacktivism"

>>60643052
well pick something out and I'll/we'll try

>60642379

>>people recommending 16GB of ram and a high end PC to people that only want to browse facebook , check email and use Microsoft Office
>> trademarked acronyms that don't explain themselves like "infinity fabric"

The whole push for everything to be higher specced for no reason, even if it diminishes the quality of the product, or makes it harder to find a laptop you want because people only compare specs, so companies don't care about build quality. Or fucking gaming aesthetic on everything high end, and people still buying it instead of voting with their wallets. Le mindless consumer xd

Or every technology getting called some trademarked name, even though it's something stupid. Car companies do this a lot like calling disc brakes "enhanced super stoppers mark 5 XCLAMPZ TECHNOLOGY exclusive from Ford"

>>60643070
Let's start with op
Or just a starting list of bullshit and why it's bullshit

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>>60643052
the majority of reasons is that these terms are so overused they've become a cliché, where """programmers""" who put them on their resumés/Medium blogs/marketing copy did so to either beef up their non-existent qualifications, or to trick employers into thinking what they can do are more impressive than what they actually can do.

then everyone started doing it and it became a sign of somebody who is both creatively dead and possibly a millenial, both cultures that are infecting the tech industry like a cancer.

the rest of the stuff is either overused industry buzzwords (the cloud, webapp, "smart"), a sign of a quaint and boring person ("i turn coffee into code", and pretty much anything to do with coffee), and general bitching about things you don't like (DAE hate loonix :DDD)

>>60630912
being retarded aside, i honestly think that some applications would do fine if they were single threaded, but most go full retard and all just use core 0 at once.

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>>60635904
>he didn't have any killer apps in the early 90s

>>60643505
Hey man, I'm a coffee addicted millennial and I'm trying to legitimately understand computers, computer science, electrical engineering, etc. Still, this explains a lot of shit.
I now realize I kept talking myself into just accepting these terms whenever they confused me rather than actually looking them up and into the products/people that use them.
My generation truly is cucked, because most of them do that, just take a surface level knowledge of something and act like they know everything, instead of digging deeper in the pursuit of true knowledge.
Abstraction to the nth degree.

>software craftsperson
>artisan of code

REEE programming is a subset of computer science you dunderheaded nobos.

>>60643694
everyone feels like that all the time. the only way you'll be taken seriously is when you have the confidence to have everything you say matter to whoever wants to hear it.

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>>60642844
But the .com domains are all squatted

Bump for lulz