Female developers

imagine OP actually stopping to take a picture of this so he can whine about it to /g/

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>swift, nativescript, django, graphql, oauth2, mysql
>proprietary botnet apis
>walled garden download center

>android app
>no java,c++ or kotlin in sight
huh

>>60614071

They should call to Klossy

>>60614146
When did Django become bad? It's licensed with BSD license.

Taking all bets, folks! We've got two things for you to guess!

1. Will this company even finish developing its product?
2. If so, how many months/years will it be before they go out of business?

>>60614071
>GraphQL
Fucking disgusting. It matches what Facebook needs, but holy shit, if you're a "startup" and your "CTO" decides to use that shit, you should run as fast as you can.

>>60614146
botnet apis, meme apis, CIA N-word apis

>>60614288

Well, since the entire team is probably the executive/founder (has the vision), the Web developer (made the ad, printed and distributed it) and this developer (does all of the other stuff), I imagine the business itself has no expenses to speak of.

>>60614071
>who loves dogs
at least they got that right

cats are cancer

>>60614071
You know any woman who has proven her value as a programmer because of her work and not because >wE nEedZ FEmaLe ProgRAmmErS bCuZ wE toLerANt?
No?
There goes the answer to your question

>nascent and booming

Aren't those kind of mutually exclusive? If it's booming, isn't it already beyond nascency?

>>60614071
this is illegal in my country
you are not allowed to look for an employee with a specified gender

>>60614071
>Idea-gals

>>60614412
'murica

where you can only discriminate against women and not men no matter what

or apache attack helicopters

>>60614097
*imagines it*
*cringes*

>>60614412
This is also "illegal" in my country, but it still happens.

>>60614288
Based on the maps API requirement, it's probably like a dog walking business model - I imagine the CEO walks around pitching how great it would be to have an app that's like the Uber for dog walking, where walkers and owners can meet and discuss pricing for walking dogs and the walker's phone will track the path walked and all the money will be transferred through the company etc. Either that, or they're going to try that bullshit "get a puppy for a day" thing like Uber kittens, but complete shit because it's not a business model that would stand on its own.

Even if the first one comes out, it will fail almost instantly because people who walk dogs, and are good, don't have any need for an app like that - their time is pretty booked up with as much walking as they want to do. It's also going to be a legal nightmare when owners ask walkers to walk poorly trained dogs and somebody gets bit, then somebody gets bit and gets fucking rabies because the lazy fucking owner never took it to a vet and let it sit and bark in a cage all day.

>>60614071
Guarantee you they dont know Swift, NativeScript, Django, GraphQL, Oauth2, and Mysql enough to do anything useful

I mean really

>>60614412
>>60614432
the rules are different when you are looking at fucking independent contract work you dips

>>60614495
fuck off feminist

>>60614495
Contract work requires even more experience because you're largely self managed

This narrows it down even further

They won't even start his app, and they'll get one to three girls to 'evangelize' the stupid shit and two guys who actually know what they're doing to write it.

As an islamic male, i find this religious and sexist discriminative

Contact them and say you identify as female.

>>60614288
>2. If so, how many months/years will it be before they go out of business?
more like days/weeks

>>60614495
fuck of illiterate scum

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>>60614071
first impressions: great so far

>>60614071
>apply for job
>I identify as a woman

>>60614071
This is the new norm. Frameworks and Google make anyone a Kool Hip Koder.


...Till something goes wrong and they have no fucking clue because lol Frameworks just do everything senpai and realize they have shit for brains when it comes to actual problem solving and wifn08ioawehfnge8iohbng8iaefeni fucdkjfi9oweanjgp9oeanjgienkaylar

I hate this fucking field.

>>60614071
just claim you identify as female and walk in wearing a dress

They literally can't say no without being "transphobic".

I have a feeling this is some lonely faggot who "owns" a "business" and wants a nerdy gf. This is his plan to find one.

>>60614256
its not, he just listed all of them

>>60614886
Looks great so far. Can wait to see it fail.

>>60614412
It's not about the work, it's about filling a social agenda.

They only choose tech to bitch about it because it's the current trend and there's lots of money to go after.

>>60614071
I'm always impressed of how cucked white gringos are.

Civil war when?

>>60614495
no it's not

>>60618403

Hola lainchan no sabia que hablabas español

>>60615291
>...Till something goes wrong and they have no fucking clue because lol Frameworks just do everything senpai and realize they have shit for brains when it comes to actual problem solving and
Says the guy who can't reimplement printf

>>60617389
Its actually illegal to discriminate based on gender in the US as well, a guy could apply for that job get told no because he isn't female and then sue the shit out of them.

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>>60614071
All the social media links on their site point to wix

>are you a male developer who loves getting paid

if this was printed there would be a firestorm

>>60614071
You tore it down, right?

isnt this discriminatory? i know the mens club at my uni was made to include trans and women

>>60619692
He *should* be able to, but no court would actually pay any attention to it.

>>60614071
Please let this be the 2017 version of Microsoft Dogs.

>>60614348
say nigger it's ok anon

I say it all the time and I am liberal

>>60619692
It's not you fucking retard.

>>60614071
I work with a few, their level of incompetence is on par with males.

A good developer is a rare breed, independent of the vessel.

It is a startup company. They want a woman so they can pay her less. Their app is about dogs, so they think a dog lover will work for less.

Omg thanks guys I was about to send my sister to go give interview. I guess its worthless now.

>>60614362
Japanese game developers have plenty among them.

>>60614886
>wix website
>title is 'mysite'
EVERY.
FUCKING.
TIME.

>>60614886
ROOFU

S
At least G managed to finish the logo

>>60614071
Imagine the shitstorm if the title was 'Are you a male developer..'

>>60614071
>using reddit arrows irl
wtf are they doing

>>60622923
should be

>>60622923
>>60614071
Create a replica ad and put it underneath with the only difference being Male.

Bonus for creating more with different colour paper for non binary genders.

Then when they come and take it down make a complaint about how they dont respect diversity.

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>>60614443
>le cringe
>>>/reddit/

>>60614348
Hard R, no less.

>>60614071
if a male applies for this position, and gets turned down for not being female, can they sue?

>>60614477
The first app you describe already exists but I can't remember the name. Iirc there's a "report card" for your dog at the end saying if it popped/peed and how long the walk was in distance

>>60624932
Title 7 only applies to business with over 15 employees. If you have less than that, feel free to say no niggers if you want.

>>60614071
>great opportunity to enhance your skills in the real life tech startup world
Aka you will work 60 hours a week while getting paid worse than a chinese kid sewing tshirts.

>>60614071
Pretty sure that's illegal

>work for massive multinational tech company
>has some women at our company organization bullshit
>oversee meeting once
>literally only secretaries and office managers

>>60614071
Put on a dress and some poorly applied makeup and apply as a trans-woman.

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>>60620565
>Breed
Nice.

>>60619692
except usually when you get turned down they don't explicitly tell you why you idiot

>>60625462
oh shit... i was thinking of making a job post and say pajeets, blacks, spics, jews, and women should not apply

>>60626211
>poster literally says "WOMEN ONLY"

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>>60614071
Well, what are you waiting for OP? Go and apply. Just make sure to dress up cute and show them how many different languages you've implemented fizzbuzz in, then they can't possibly turn you down.

nowhere on the sign does it mention any sort of pay. That is because there isn't any so this problem has fixed itself

>>60614071
>see advertising for FEMALE DEVELOPERS
Are they developing females?

>>60614288
1. yes
2. 5 weeks

>>60614071
>become tranny
>apply for job
>they can't reject you or you'll yell transphobia
>get job
>don't do shit all day
>they can't fire you or it's transphobia
>basically free money

>>60614412
What if you're hiring models, actors, strippers, lingerie sales, etc.?

>>60629871
models/actors are special, it's allowed to physically discriminate these

>>60614071
Who cares if the dev is male or female as long as they're good?

>>60624885
Fuck, sauce? I totally forgot the name

>>60614071
I still wonder how it is legal?

>>60632245
Modern society; where equality of outcome is more important than equality of opportunity.

>>60629604
No need to "become" a tranny, just identify yourself as a woman and call them names if they fucking dare to assume your gender


t. Non-binary intersex Apache attack helicopter

>>60614495
>Looking for a electrical engineer for a big home remodel project
>no niggers

What? Its independent contract work you dip

>>60629871
you're allowed to have criteria that are relevant to the position. You're not allowed to arbitrarily discriminate.

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>>60632280

>>60614071
>print a sign just like that but with "male" instead of "female" and "[email protected]" instead of "miriam" on the email
>stick it right next to that one
>watch femnazis take it down
>call principal and claim not fair cause "muh rights too"
>enjoy femnazis raging
do it motherfucker!

>>60632531
Thank you so much, anon

>>60632316
Double standards. 2 girls stripped a boy butt naked (all under 18) and recorded it on video. They got a slap on a wrist and were not persecuted. Now if it were 2 guys stripped a girl and recorded it on video (all under 18), the guys would be sent straight to juvie till they are 18, maybe do 8 more years in jail, and be labeled a pedophile for the rest of their lives.

>>60632344
>black person applies for the job
>tell them you don't hire ``n*ggers"
>get sued for hate speech

>>60632438
Yes you are. Look up how anti discrimination laws work you idiot. You can legally discriminate for any reason you want.

Report discriminatory advert to authorities immediately

>>60632785
Nothing would happen because what they are doing is perfectly legal.

>>60614362
I know one. She's a Pajeette bit she did a nice job.

>>60614097
I imagine you shitposting in consumer threads unironically and passionately.

>>60632727
not in glorious EU. You can only discriminate on factors relevant to the work content here. Gender/sex has nothing to do with dev work so not allowed. At most they could pull it off if the workplace was an all-girls college from the 50s or so where nothing with a dick is allowed inside or something like that.

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>>60629604
>cut out your adams apple
>shave your jaw bones
>chop your dick off
>etc...
>apply for job
>blow the boss
>get hired
>do nothing
>blow the boss again
>don't get fired
>congrats, you're a woman

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>>60614071
They're highly likely on par

>>60632722
>get sued
what, did the nigger record the conversation or something?

>getting triggered by women
Literal why?

>>60614886
>Whats up with those white lines
>realize its a clock
>they couldnt be assed to put the roofus text behind the dog or even center it probably

Goddamn I mostly use PS to make shitposting images but come on, spend a few more minutes doing it right

>>60614071
hey that's discriminatory

>web development
LOL

>>60633470
it's discriminatory hiring practices that people are angry about, not women

>>60633909
There's nothing wrong with discriminatory hiring practices. People shouldn't have to work with people they don't like.

>>60619692
This. There was a women in CS club on my campus started by a male professor. He would tell males they can come to meetings but can't take advantage of resources.

The dean of engineering (woman) warned him it is against title ix and a lawsuit waiting to happened. You cannot do that.

There is also less males in nursing than females in STEM.

>>60633935
I only like to work with traps who will fuck me.

>>60633935
What happens when "people i don't like" stops being a personal problem and corporate just figured out that X race is marginally more productive and cost productive, so we're only going to hire that race from now on.

>>60614071
I sexually identify as a morbitly obese tumblr-fat-acceptance-sjw and I'm here to work on your app.

>>60634005
If they are right then they save some money. If they are wrong they lose potential hard working employees. It shouldn't be the government's job to interfere.

>>60634063
>institutionalized racism is ok if it means people make more money

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>>60614071
did someone say "female developers"?

>>60634082
If "racism" is wrong then they would be losing more money. What's the problem with that?

>>60634091
You're promoting classism and you don't even know it.

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>>60634086
>#kodewithklossy
>#fuckjewishmillionare

>>60634120
>#changedirectorywithklossy

>>60619700
how can their business be fast growing when they don't even have a product available?

>>60634109
Why would you want to work for a bunch of racists? Discriminatory practices just saves you the trouble of having to do so.

>>60620443
>I am nigger lover
ftfy

>>60621157
>G
fuck off, phoneposter

>>60634148
>company consists of 1 person
>add 1 new person to payroll
>company is now 50% bigger than it was last night
That's amazing growth.

>>60614071
i'd fuck a femdev but wouldn't trust production code with her

>>60614071
>FEMALE DEVELOPERS
>How good are they /g/?

Worked with a few females as a developer.

First boss:
>capable
>willing to each
>short tempered and blows up on a regular basis
>6.5/10 rzn
>couldn't wait to get out of development
>vacated the position after two years
Getting married and having a kid took the edge off her personality.

First gril intern:
>somewhat smart
>responds well to instruction
>couldn't teach self
>couldn't handle hitches that required real research
>worked decently well with what she was trained to do
Couldn't blame her for some of the hangups she ran into. Transferred her from one manager to another since the first guy couldn't be assed to manage his intern.

Second gril intern:
>Half-assed everything
>Didn't listen in spite of multiple trainings
>Abused social situation to avoid repercussions of being useless
>Smelled like curry
>Spent three months being a useless peice of shit that didn't finish a single task
Surprisingly bangable with her hour glass figure and full C cups; would be fired before I could get my pants back up if I tried anything with how quickly she was to exploit any social situation.

Second female developer:
>Smart
>Knows the frameworks
>Reaches out to the users without me having to mediate
>Hits the ground running with new tasks
>Indian but well maintained
She's a keeper. So glad to have this one around.

>>60622991
are you retarded

>>60625679
If you have a beard, just tell them to not fuck with your expression of genderfluidity

>>60614071
check it out yourself. Pretend to be a transgender and react with a shitstorm if they don't accept you. You also can use the girls toilets.
Check your privilage.

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>>60634247
you don't belong here, sjw

>>60635559
This is over the course of a decade, anon. You can relax.

>>60614477
Imagine living in a country that still has rabies in 2017

>>60634247
ive seen this list before

>>60635668
I've probably posted it before. The top of experiences with actual female developers seems to come up every couple of weeks.

>>60614097
>butthurt female detected

>>60632531

Sauce or original image? For research purposes.

>>60614362
I know plenty and they even have feminine penises.

>>60614071
>HEY DO YOU KNOW HOW DO KODE LIKE KLOSSY
>HEY DO YOU ALSO LIEK DOGGOS?
>GraphQL
Christ. I guarantee they'll all request to do some shit QA job and not actually touch any code. I hope some guy shows up in makeup and says he """identifies""" as female, just to see what they'll do about it.

>>60635559
You don't belong here, /pol/.

>>60614288
>>60614071
Wrong.
>youll be worknig closely with our webdesigner
note that is singular.
My bet is that this is just some numales attempt at getting close to a female.
There is no company, the guy who made this flyer would "hire" her over email, and "assign" (read force) her to work with him in a desperate attempt to get close enough to her to ask her out.

>>60614359
do you even internet, senpai?