>post on /g/ at work >HR calls

>>60603785
It's just HR asking why you haven't installed gentoo yet.

>>60603785
I am the sysadmin and the NetSec dude is my homie. Fuck off.

>post on /g/ at home
>netsec dad takes my 3ds, locks me off the wifi for a week, and limits my netflix privileges to 2 hours a day

>copy and paste the same thread multiple times a day
>forgot to take my meds

File: 56543534543.png (311KB, 480x261px) Image search: [Google]

311KB, 480x261px

>Shitpost about wanting UBI on /g/ at work
>HR calls and they want to give me a promotion

>posting on 4chan at work

File: 1494368880491.png (449KB, 641x477px) Image search: [Google]

449KB, 641x477px

>use my random coworker's account to post on 4chan
>he gets called by HR

>>60605431
>posting on 4chan

>>60605563
>posting

>>60605576
>working

>>60605631
>living

>post on /g/ at work
>wake up, realize it was a dream
>post on /g/ on the couch

#neetlyfe

>>60605666
>Leaf-ing
Hey Satan, get outta here