Why the fuck would you want this fucktard to rule your country?

>>60593673
Emoji will be made compulsory in spoken conversation. That's a great policy.

Well Fuckerburgs need to fuck tho
Chill gannon he wont be the prezident of white boi of amrica

>>60593673
I don't I hate cuckerburg

I would vote for pretty much anyone over Zucc. That would include Jill Stein and Gary Johnson despite both of them being nuts.

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Yeah, who the fuck would vote for a bussinessman to be the president of the USA.


OH WAIT LMAO

>raising money for non-existant campaign
now that's how you earn money

>>60593789
zuckerberg once referred to anyone who trusted him as "dumbfucks", that quote would get parroted over and over again, plus the sordid details of how he tried to cheat everyone involved with facebook (winklevoss twins on the ConnectU, sauverin on facebook share dilution).

the key part of the quote is that trump's "grab 'em by the pussy" was not addressed at any particular group of women, whereas hillary's "basket of deplorables" offended anyone that ever considered trump to have said something good. and shitloads of people have facebook.

trump also has a real estate empire and not a service that mines tons of personal data, which would be a huge conflict of interest.

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>one of the richest fucktards in the world
>people raise money for his non-existant campaign

Fucking burgers man, I'll never understand their "logic"

trust me, dumb fucks

>>60593833
libs are mad that Trump is in office and are throwing money around in nonsensical ways

>>60593673
He used KDE back in the day. That alone disqualifies him.

Pretty sure America is just voting for the funniest option at this point.

>>60593673
Is he even thirty yet? It's like Home Alone the President.

>>60594067
It's all rigged anyway. This last election pretty much proved it.

because we're at PEAK LIBERALISM

>>60593752
Try using Facebook and then reconsider

>youngest billionaire
>youngest president
>youngest ?

whats the next best thing to be the youngest of?

>>60595314
youngest jew to cause extinction of the white people.

I'd rather Bill Gates for president and Richard Stallman veep

>>60595372
bit on the nose there

Sorry I'm voting for The Rock

>>60593862
> an executive?
> running kde?

>>60593673
I wouldn't, but I'd still pick him over an ordinary Republican.

>>60593862
KDE was actually good, back in the days. Version 4 and onwards fucked everything up.

>>60593767
what do you have against gay jay?

>>60593817
>post 2016
>facts means nothing

>>60593817
Trump advocated for terrorism and admitted to sexual assault and he won. He also owes hundreds of millions to wall street and opened multiple businesses in Saudi Arabia during the election (Saudi Arabi just got a $110b weapons deal). There is nothing stopping Zuck from winning and he knows it.

I would literally rather have Kanye West as president. He might be retarded but at least he's not a malicious scheming kike.

>>60595772

>trump this trump that
>he still won

keep trying, tranny

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>>60593673
zuckerberg is gearing up for 2020 presidential race

tbqh I dislike Trump, but I straight up fear a Zuckerberg presidency.

Facebook already works with the NSA and is basically the largest feat of social engineering ever accomplished. Facebook knows everything about its users.

This man cannot become president

if Zuck the Cuck became prez:

>everytime you go on the internet they'll know what you do, search, type, view, etc


wait nvm they already do

his slogan should be get cuck by the zuck

>>60594282
I think you misread his post

>>60594235
Sure thing brah

>>60596003
Good goy.

>>60594235
>It's all rigged anyway. This last election pretty much proved it.
But trump won.

>>60596031
If it was rigged Killary had won, not the guy that don't even wanted to be president

>>60596043
>who can exploit the electoral system
Literally this.

I'll vote for him if he runs.

>>60593673
This is a terrible idea.

I know most people are generally tech illiterate and pro social media so I understand why they like the idea but if they knew the scale of facebook datamining I think the opinions would change pretty quick.

Facebook is the company the NSA looks to when it wants to figure out better ways to datamine.

>>60596061
So you voted for someone who don't want to be the next POTUS? Genius. BTW he also said the elections were rigged in Florida, though it was a retarded twitter post.

>>60596043
Because the electoral college went against the popular vote. Not to mention the way that districts and states are "won". The disparity between popular votes and electoral votes shows how broken our system is.

>>60595811
That's the point. You can say stupid shit and still get elected.

>>60596091
I don't voted for him

>>60595772
>admitted to sexual assault

Look at this cucked little faggot with his brain all warped by feminism. Let me guess, you ask women for permission to touch them, don't you?

>>60596121
Go back to your loli porn, degenerate.

>>60595811
Did you even read my post

>>60596095
>elections function as according to the rules
>"IT WAS RIGGED!"

Popular vote means nothing, retard, that's not how elections are decided. The country isn't run on mob rule.

>>60596135
Go back to your gay porn.
>>"B-but it's a feminine penis! That's not gay!"

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>>60596135

>>60596149
You disregarded everything after the first sentence. The electoral college is broken because of the shady practices of districts so gerrymandered that only one party could ever win. A huge number of voters are basically ignored because of the way districts are adjusted.

>>60595914
Appearantly I'm retarded

I think zuck is better than most candidates.

>>60596166
So you're not refuting the claim that you enjoy loli porn?

And the best comeback you have is mimicking my post and implying that I'm gay? Aren't you supposed to be in school right now?

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>>60593673
literally what would happen with president zuck

>>60593673
I don't even care if I'm not American. If that piece of human trash ever was to become POTUS I would kill myself. A world without privacy is not a place that I want to exist.

>>60596288
>taking shitposting this seriously
lol, ok pal. keep reporting words, someone will care sooner or later

>>60593673
Millions of functionally retarded morons voted for the barely literate dipshit currently in office. I'm willing to believe anything right now.

>>60596195
Republican Party won though

>>60596320
>barely literate
>built a multimillion dollar empire

What's your excuse for being poor?

>>60596095
This country was designed to never let popular vote win, this is not a democracy where the majority can bully the minority.

>>60596288
>pictures of animu girls should be illegal

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>>60595811
>>60596121
You guys are fucking braindead, insecure losers. As soon as someone makes criticisms about your leader you get ass-blasted. Everyone knows Trump is full of shit, even the tall, aggro straight white males. Here's the secret, if you call people "libcucks" and "cucked little faggot with his brain all warped by feminism", you're on the exact same level as someone who is "antifa" and "fights against white supremacy". You're both the exact same piles of shit, you just happened to come out differently when you got ground up in the internet-hate-machine meat grinder - They got Facebook Fake News and you got /pol/.

You should take a break from shitposting, read books every day, and isolate yourself until you get some completely unique viewpoints on the world, and then you should start sharing them with people in coffeeshops and refining them until you get back to being a valuable person again.

>>60596320

>barely literate dipshit

>be the biggest real estate developer in New York before you were even born
>built up a multi-billion dollar business group with many businesses underneath it
>constantly out-wit sneaky mafia
>constantly out-play your opponents and competition leaving them with no comeback move


>speak like an average slob to be relatable
>loll!!!! he's so silly!

>>60596095

it amazes me that people still dont understand why popular vote doesnt outweight the electoral vote.

certain states have more power and mean more to the government, therefor they get more electoral votes. Montana isn't going to have as many electoral points as cali, texas, or florida for obvious reasons. Nothing goes on in Montana. It's borderline worthless. The funniest thing about all of this is the dems won cali and new york but still lost

>>60596288
Global 7, idiot.

>>60596395
If you're gonna use "grab them by the pussy" as an argument against him, I'm going to call you cucked. I guarantee you the women he fondled wanted his billionaire dick more than you want foreigners to take your country and believe me that's an accomplishment

>>60595580
I never got past the first episode. I made the mistake of taking it seriously.

>>60596395
Trump apologized and found his comments to be wrong, disgusting, and completely inappropriate. Let it go already.

>>60596448
Global 5, brainlet

>people actually compare trump to zuck

Holy fucking shit

>>60593673
Nobody wanted this.

That kike just appointed himself as the new leading candidate for president and is forcing himself on us.

>>60593673
We elected Trump.
Your argument is invalid.

>>60596483
>taking any television show seriously

>>60593673
They trust me.
Dumb fucks.

>>60595630
what is a leppo?

I'm a liberal and I wouldn't vote for this guy. In fact I wouldn't vote for anyone because there's no one to vote for. There's conservatives, and there's idiots. I neither know nor care why there are no intelligent liberal candidates in any election ever, but I do know it must change at all costs.

Whatever happened to the movement for California to secede? As a citizen of California, I think we should bring it back.
>inb4 you can't just do that, there would be a civil war
We're California, we can afford the materials to prevent and/or win a civil war
>inb4 you can't buy them after threatening to secede you retard, no one would sell them to you
So we'll buy them before anyone knows what's going on.
>inb4 the botnet knows already because you just told it
No it doesn't. As far as it's concerned I'm just crazy. They're not gonna bother being prepared for the worst if the source that let them on was a 4chan retard.

>>60596730
What about likeable old grandpa bernie?

>>60596795
He never stood a chance. His heart was in the right place but his ideas were too radical and simplistic. He had a good idea of what our society should look like, but very bad ideas about how to get there.

>>60593789
Everyone for centuries. What makes you think this is a new thing?

>>60596730
>We're California, we can afford the materials to prevent and/or win a civil war
You can't

>>60596730
As a conservative I say we let California secede. Also, the State of Jefferson isn't coming with you. Bye bye commies. Enjoy sea water purification.

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Kanye 2020

>>60596967
>Also, the State of Jefferson isn't coming with you.
No, but a whole lot of capital is. Enjoy YOUR seawater purification, it'll be all you can do when we buy you out.

>>60596967

>wanting arguably the most important state in America to secede

he would decline even if he won he would be literally one year over eligibility in 2020 and he is too budy with facebook and instagram there is no way he would wanty the bullshit of being potus

>>60596971
i would love to say this assclown doesnt stand a chance but after the last election im not joking like that again

>>60596831
As an outside Bernie Sanders isn't radical at all. Most of the first world would consider him to be standard centre left politician. America just hasn't had a real leftist politician in so long they forgot what it's like.
He's also the most liked politician in the country so he definitely had a chance.

>>60597102
We'll get along just fine without you
T. East coast

>>60597102
What will we do without Hollywood?

>>60596195
Right, like how California is a single voter bloc even though the vast majority of citizens outside of the shithole cities are republican

Friendly reminder that California is the only reason dems have won at all for the past 60 years

>>60593673
>white male jew
I want to say, "Not a chance in hell," but that's what I said about Trump, too. He has a good chance of letting the republicans sweep the elections once again

>>60596795
>Bernie "white people can't be poor" Sanders
>Bernie "white people need to apologize" Sanders
Kill yourself, White guilt faggot

>>60597087
Much cheaper to just use our mountains covered in snow. You can buy some of the runoff though.

>>60597102
California might be the only state that could actually secede and make it just fine. Seceding would pretty much instantly balance their state budget forever, they're always giving more money to federal government than getting back.

>>60597167
>>60597169

>no Hollywood
>no Silicon Valley
>no Porn

That's basically 90% of America. Maybe you actually want to live like you're in rural Alabama.

>>60597211
None of those things are any good.

>>60597222

Your opinion is irrelevant. The vast, vast, vast majority disagree with you.

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>>60596320
>people honestly think you can become the leader of the free world while also being a retard

Hahahaha this is the legacy of the jew's news assault on G.W. Bush back in the day. This is fucking golden; they actually created a subset of the population that is brainwashed enough to believe that you can become the POTUS without merit

>>60597232
You're right. Twitter and Marvel movies are truly the high point of civilization.

>>60597211
MIT can do a much better job at being a tech hub than Californian faggots

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>>60596730
So you're telling me that all the non-city residents that vote overwhelmingly republican wouldn't have any issue with the city filth that are the only bastion of support for such ideas as a "Californian Secession"?

If you want California to do better then you need to go all in against illegal immigration and clean your fucking cities. Cut off the leaches and filth and drop those living costs, or you will implode like every other top-heavy state in history

>>60597173
>dems have won at all for the past 60 years
Friendly reminder: no they haven't

>>60597211
Good fucking riddance

>>60597204
and those will never disappear. And im sure all the rednecks on the eastern slope will kowtow to Sacramento right?

Fuck, would Sacramento even come with you guys? Maybe the city itself, but the surrounding areas?

Enjoy having to absorb Reno fucktard

>>60593673
Not technology faggot.

>>60597320
By that logic then neither have republicans. The parties change over time, and the democrats chose to become something completely indistinguishable from their original values.

Honestly if you think about it, they are still fighting for the same values they were originally supporting back in their foundations
Slavery -> Welfare state dependency
Female oppression -> 3rd wave feminism
Civil war -> Calexit

What happened to the dems is the logical conclusion of trying to wage a demographics war; they spiraled out of control

>>60597184
At least Trump had a modicum of charisma and character.

Even without media shaming (which is non-existent because of his "Great Work",) Zuckerberg STILL comes off as a slimey untrustworthy person.

>>60597362
>Slavery -> Welfare state dependency
>Female oppression -> 3rd wave feminism
>Civil war -> Calexit

This all is evidence that the party has literally remained the same, just with new deceits.

>>60597362
>Slavery -> Welfare state dependency
These are incomparable.
>Female oppression -> 3rd wave feminism
These are opposites.

>>60596395
>aggro
no amount of thinkpad-posting can save you from sounding like a retard after that. Opinion officially discarded.

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>>60593673
>he disavowed atheism just to increase his chances to get elected

Dropped

>>60593673
Let's do it. Trump will be our Caesar and Zuckerberg will be our Augustus.

>>60593673
I would vote for ISIS before I would vote that retard.

>>60596395
>you're on the exact same level as someone who is "antifa" and "fights against white supremacy".
the thing is, only antifa is the hypocrite for acting violently to push their worldviews, because they are essentially against authority (that happens to oppress through force), they wouldn't be antifascist otherwise. the most /pol/ can do is call you a cuck for defending such retards.
the joke is on you.

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>>60597394
>Incomparable
>Relegates entire communities of citizens into sub-classes
>Enforces dependency on those sub-classes that prevents them from ever escaping servitude
>Installs a system to constantly maintain control over them including threats of violence if they don't comply

Ahh yes totally incomparable

>Opposites
>Rips women out of their naturally preferred roles and forces them into the same murky waters men have historically had to occupy
>Destroys the power women did have over the world through their handling of the family life
>Forces women to work for value rather than doing what women do best; nurturing

People that think women were oppressed in the 50s and such are morons who have never considered the evolutionary implications of being a creature that must depend on others for ~4 year intervals with every offspring. Then again, it seems liberals have totally discarded evolution these days

>>60597392
True; though they've really overplayed their hand in the last 8 years. They've fucked themselves over hard this time, and the party is going to experience some major changes that will probably be uncomfortable for their old guard

>>60597535
They can't even stand up to the police. How can they even fight facism?

>>60597556
Have you discussed these views with women?

>>60597167
No, you wouldn't. California alone is the sixth largest economy in the world. If California seceded, that would be a massive, unprecedented economic loss for the U.S., and a huge loss of soft power as well.

>>60595772
>$110b of weapons?
wtf just nuke the world already

>>60597650
So just wait for California to cut it's defense budget for some hippie crap then invade.

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>>60597618
Yes, a few of them. My girlfriend agrees with me, though that's hardly as surprise as women tend to gravitate towards their male counterpart's worldviews (a primary reason why women voting is a bad thing; much stronger mob mentality and easy to manipulation)

I've spoken with a female friend of mine, who is getting married to another friend of mine in a few months. She's on the fence about the whole issue, but that's because she's rather apathetic in general and believes we're all doomed thanks to the Jews and that it's pointless to fight against it. She's a degenerate but she isn't a lost cause I think

Aside from those two, I only talk politics with complete strangers or close friends; because I have "radical" views such as Monarchism being a good thing and fascism not being all that bad; just slightly flawed

>>60597650
With Cali gone the eastern corridor would have a huge growth in the software and film industries, we'd be okay in 10 years tops

Stay mad

>>60597693
The world doesn't work that way, the state would experience massive capital flight if that happened, and its industry would be left in shambles, meaning the economic and soft power loss couldn't be recovered.

>>60595772
grow up faggot

>>60597746
Californians would die anyway and we can use the land for something useful.

>>60597159
so well liked he lost to a woman

>>60593817
>zuckerberg once referred to anyone who trusted him as "dumbfucks"
Who wouldn't?

>>60597736
You're assuming Silicon Valley and Hollywood would somehow dissapear. They wouldn't.

And taking 10 years to recoup an enormous loss is an economic disaster anyways.

>>60596248
Nothing wrong with loli porn

>>60597794
It didn't help the DNC was pushing for her to win at Bernie's loss.

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>>60597765

>Californians would die anyway and we can use the land for something useful.

>>60597857
Fine, use some of them for slave labour.

>>60596365
No bank was willing to give me a small loan of one million dollars for me to invest in a mutual fund a few decades ago. I also haven't met anyone willing to buy 3.3 million dollars of monopoly money from me.

>>60597493
Buddy we're fall of Constantinopla age, not rise of Rome age

>>60597917
Just put a few hunderd dollars in a mutual fund and you'll make tens of thousands

>>60593673
No one wants him to run for president.
The Democrats will actually *try* in 2020, so Zuck will be destroyed in the primaries if he even runs. Dems didn't try in 2016 because Hilary had already laid claim to the nomination 8 years prior, and because it was a "Republican year" after 8 years of having a Democrat in office.

>>60598025
I have money in index funds, but because of the relatively lower funds I have personally available to invest, the best that money's likely to do is give me a decent retirement.
Still, my investments will at least do better than Trump's in that they'll keep up with the S&P 500.

>>60598148
Don't the chairman of the DNC wants killary again in 2020?

>>60598199
So you're giving up because you're a loser. I get it.

>>60598217
2020 doesn't matter

>>60598222
Did I say that? Do you think you' have a better investment profile?

>>60598238
Why it doesn't?

>>60598247
Anyone can make lots of money if they invest it and do nothing for years.

>>60593789
I don't think you know much of US history.

>>60593845
They already just throw money at random things and then wonder why they can't afford decent living. Liberals are what makes capitalism work but they have the intelligence of a toddler.

>>60598269
Exactly my point. So how does a 300% gain over a time period where the market grew 1,336% make our president anything more than barely literate?

>>60598320
So why aren't you investing more of your income? You could be rich!

>>60596483
I took it seriously and found it quite enjoyable. You should continue it.

>>60593673
>/g/

>>60598337
You seem to be snarkily suggesting that I don't invest a majority of my disposable income or don't think investing is an excellent thing to do with your money and I'm not sure what in our conversation gave you that impression.
Again, the question is, how does 300% returns during a period in which the market experienced over four times as much growth reflect positively on an investor?

>>60598430
Dude, it's infinite money!

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>>60597185
Have you got a source for that? /v/ isn't a source.

>>60598454
Dang, I really thought I'd fool you. I admit it, stocks and index funds are things I made up just now.

>>60598580
No really, why work when you can go on welfare and invest what you have left to make lots?

>>60593673
>people are raising money for his campaign
>the guy is a fucking billionaire

>implying his presidency is in anyway realistic
The average facebook user hates fuckerberg. He has no chance.

>>60593789
Zuckerberg is not a businessman. Neither is Carlos Slim or the Prince of Saudi Arabia or a Chinese bureaucrat who forces his way into a business. All these people are beneficiaries of guaranteed government projects, not businessmen.
Zuck would not last ten minutes if he had to manage a Seven-Eleven.

>>60598609
Because my salary is still a significant sum compared to 9% of the current size of my investment portfolio. If I received 4 million dollars today, I probably would stop working and invest full time.

>>60598913
Uh, you invest to get more money, then invest that to get even more.

>>60598872
But he's Jewish. Isn't money making their racial skill?

>>60598949
Better yet, work and invest to get money to invest. Crazy, but that's actually allowed.

>>60598320
It's not something you could achieve, for starters.

>>60598993
Pffft. Why work?

Insane liberals who think social media is the world who worship people like this as their leader. It's like /b/'s obsession with moot, but unironic.

If Trump can do it, anyone can.

>>60598872
Zuckerberg is a far greater businessman than Trump could ever dream to be

>>60593673
Does he intend to legalise memes?

>>60599165
He has no idea how the economy even works. He constantly makes conflicting statements on a planned economy and free market. He can't tell the difference between the two, apparently.

>>60593673

Bunch of fucking idiots. The guy is a huge scumbag.

>>60593752
I do. He is insufferable. He thinks being good at business magically makes him also good at economics so he spouts stupid shit that he hasn't got a fucking clue on.
But more importantly he fucking ruined the internet.

>>60593817
And yet people continue to trust him.
Millions on a daily basis.
Because they are dumbfucks. I don't think you understand how much shit the average American voter will swallow.

>>60598872
>beneficiaries of government projects.
Um are you fucking retarded? Facebook is a private business. A very successful profitable private business.
>>60599541
Economics=\= business you retard.

>>60599541
you just describing trump..

>>60596730
do you have any idea of how much land in CA is federal?

no state is ever going to be seceding unless living conditions in the US get to an abysmal level to permit that kind of thing to happen.

let it go already.

>>60597839
most loli hentai just sucks, prove me wrong

In a desperate response to tremors within the capitalist system (and also the rise/threat of China) America is basically just turning itself into a fucking meme at this point.

>>60596730
>We're California, we can afford the materials to prevent and/or win a civil war

do it, i want to see libturds getting killed

>>60596095
You're fucking retarded and also a good example of why we should bring back poll tests. Gerrymandering has literally nothing to do with the electoral college.

But we already have a Zionist in the White House right now

>>60602979
Like always, since LBJ

>>60597159
This argument is so fucking dumb. Left and right aren't positions they are vectors. Bernie wanted to transform the country into something unrecognizable. Don't call that "center left". Bernie spoke in favor of breadlines. He was a loony radical but we hated Hillary so much and he was a nice guy so we gave him a pass.

>>60603722
but socialism will work this time anon, we promise

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>>60596195
>the electoral college is broken because I lost the election

As much as I think Trump is a fuckboy, I'd vote for him over Zuckerberg. Dude is evil as fuck

>>60597159
>Bernie Sanders isn't radical at all
>He's also the most liked politician in the country
No refunds, goy

>>60593673
m8, this is the same country that elected donald trump and george bush
how can you be surprised by this?

>>60604486
Good Goy

>>60593817
https://www.engadget.com/2017/05/26/the-facebook-president-and-zucks-racist-rulebook/

>>60603909
upthumb.keylogger

>>60603828

Is it representative of population distribution?

Or is it archaic and needs to reflect the population of the country?

>>60595828

He will, and it will be glorious ;)

>>60605566
>Or is it archaic and needs to reflect the population of the country?
USA are not one country, there are, like, 50 countries.

>>60597843

He lost by millions of votes.

>>60603722
It's like im talking to the physical embodiment of Fox News. What's it like being a walking talking propaganda machine?

>>60604317
Nice meme freind :))))
I sure do like!

>>60595396
Big nose

>>60596121
I find this argument funny, because if you're attractive and not autistic then there's no problem with this; a yes is given every single time and you don't risk going to jail.

That being said, the kinds of people to accuse you of rape after a consensual sexual act are pieces of shit anyway.

I wish he died a horrible death. A slow, painful one. Not being edgy just being considerate.

>>60599794
>>60594282
You both need to re-read. He forgot a comma.


>>60597208
This is bait