It just saves lives /g/.

>45 year old

Wasn't everyone saying that this attack was targeting children? That's an old child!

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>>60580423
I have even better protection since I wear a metal helmet. Your head is the most crucial body part to protect, after all!

Ban concerts, terrorists used concerts to gather people together

>>60580448
They were saying it was primarily teenagers n shit there, not that every single person in attendance was a child. What does that even have to do with anything?

>>60580473
shiny!

>>60580423
>be me
>shrapnel stopped by my phone
>reporter rushed to me
>"What phone is it??!"
>"erm... it's a Samsung, rooted, with custom rom"
>reporter droops his shoulders and shuffles away
>"Nothing to see here, move along"

>>60580566
More like:
>be me
>have a Samsung, rooted, with custom rom
>shrapnel hits my phone
>I die in secondary explosion
>Get reported as terrorist accomplice by reporter

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Only 65 more lives to save then

>>60580423

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMPmk9ri6hU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbVHe5A6rJs

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>>60580495
dumb tinfoil burger probably thinks it didn't happen and it's a conspiracy.

>>60580602
wow, your phone can summon the world's shittiest genie

>>60580423
Meanwhile Ubuntu ruins girl's life.

>>60580586
Holy shit I never heard about this

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>>60580423
Tons of reports of other phones doing the same

>>60580777
Phone battle armor by Lockheed Martin when?

>>60580448
You realize many kids went to the concert with their parents, right?

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>>60580835

Anything with a Li-ion battery has the chance to stop bullets/shrapnel.
>>60582315
I've thought about making a battery bank vest before. It's always useful to have power, and that seems like that best place to carry them.

>>60580777
Yeah, but an iPhone will save your life in style and grace. You'll be glad to live, and everyone will celebrate.

If you're a Fagdroider, then you really should have just hoped that bullet killed you and saved everyone the hassle of dealing with your autistic, disgusting fat self.

>>60580693
apple is like mossad with their information and marketing control

>>60580423
A thinkpad w500 could save everybody.

>>60582315
Meanwhile somewhere else, there's a terrorist with a bunch of Note 7s strapped to his chest.

>>60580423
When an Apple gadget blows up on the head of the owner , the press is prohibited of using the brand name in the article, even if there is reasonable cause because millions of people have the same gadget.

But an iPhone does but miracle something that even a small booklet would do, and the you have it iPhone up there in the title.

>>60582715
It would be like captain america blocking a rocket propelled grenade with his shield

>>60582789
>not captain britannia

Banning shitskins and their religion to enter your country saves lives too but that would be too raysissst

>>60582811
I don't know if he has a shield

>>60580423
It's survivor's mistake, lol.

>>60582811
Bitannia's a girl you FUCKING MISOGYNIST!

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>>60580586
>It's real
Holy shit!