Let's make a computer, /g/ Every dubs add a component

M$ DOS

>>60569555
Add MacBook

macOS

>>60569555
FreeDOS

>>60569586
this

Anime sticker on the side of the case

zip drive

>>60569555
os/2 warp 5

Zimbabwe

>>60569555
A CPU thats not intel or AMD and is compatibel with everyhing and doesn't have a back door.

1366x768 27" monitor

>>60569555
Add Gentoo

>>60569555
javascript syntax as assembler dialect

Replace CD tray with fleshlight

256k ram

300 bit/s modem

>>60569555
Ryzen.

AdLib Card.

>>60569555
TempleOS

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>>60569633

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>>60569555
200 gigabytes of CP

Only USB C/Thunderbolt for everything (PSU, graphic card, network, audio...)

>>60569555
>trips
wew.
Add AMD Ryzen.

>>60569666
IBM PC-DOS

>>60569677
>>60569633
kek

>>60569555
add IPS 1:1 screen

>>60569666
>>60569633
>>60569677
wewlad.

>>60569555
486 DX

Zero USB, but only serial, parallel and PS/2 ports

>>60569726
rolling for this guy

>>60569677
The wallpaper will be Velma?

>>60569688
topkek.
-AdLibcard
-Zimbabwe
-Velma from Scooby doo.
-AMD Ryzen

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>>60569555
Cortana

>>60569772
Gentoo

Clevetbot as voice assistant

>>60569555
Its only I/O is a single LPT port.

>>60569555
systemd

>>60569555
Install Gentoo

Symbian OS

Windows 10S

TempleOS

Palm OS

BadUSB

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OS run on 40 of these in RAID 0

Sailfish OS

>>60569555
fucking machines

>>60569555
Hercules ISA video card

>>60569896
Reroll for this

>>60569645
This

S60 V5

64 kB of RAM

White power

1800x

Slackware

>>60569555
640k of RAM ought to be enough

>>60569911
topkeg

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SES

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>>60569555
add applel hockey puck mouse

Monochrome CRT

>>60569555
Gentoo

Windows 10S

>>60569555
MS-DOS 4.0

Linux from scratch

intel 486

>>60569896
Reroll

Penis shape authentication device.

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>>60569555
Monitor

INSTALL
TEMPLEOS

>>60569555
Add Gentoo

Toe fungus green

Android 1.0

No GUI, just CLI OpenSUSE

Only monitor is Google Glasses

thinkpad t420

>>60569991
rolling for this

>>60569896
This

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlJr6YC1VWA

Self wiping screen with anti cum stains technology.

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>>60569666
Satan has taste.

Usb stick as harddrive.

Shemale cum

GODZIRRA

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Fart detection via a modified fart inhaler

vagina-shaped usb port

Reiser FS

The os will be installed on a compact 4gb flash card via ata connection.

socket 478 motherboard

>>60569555
the computer case has a hamster colony in it

An s2 engine.

>>60569555
A cup of water on top of the graphics card

32KB of RAM

>>60569555
15 inch viewsonic lcd monitor

xtreme feces

If singles, Fermi
If doubles, Petium 4
If triples, quad Xeon Paxville

a turbo button

>>60569555
Invidia. Geddit? Invidia means envy and is pronounced same as Nvidia.

>>60569636
Eye cancer is not a computer part

>>60569555
Lance of Longinus that will bring upon Instrumentality.

cum holder

>>60569772
>Velma from Scooby doo.

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Microsoft InPort mouse

>>60569677

rolling for 100% more velma

>>60569555
64 bit virtual cpu built by child slaves in a sufficently large minecraft server

Pico-ITX everything

Voodoo 5 in parallel with the Hercules

Manjaro Linux

Libre boot enabled

>>60571699
Stallman has blessed me
>>60569911
>>60569688
Hmm... K?

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RGB SSD cover. kek wills it.

Trips and RGB dragon dildo.

5400 rpm small form 80gb HDD

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this case

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One of each Apple dongle

install gentoo

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>>60569555

>>60569555
a nigger

>>60569896
rolling for this

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Solus

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16GB RAM

Install Adobe Flash Player

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>>60569772
Topre Realforce keyboard.

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this for monitor

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Dvd player desu senpai.

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Remove AMD Ryzen

>>60572104
rolling for solus

5 1/4 inch floppy

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>>60571178
Install Avast Antivirus Free

Install Temple os

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Install GIMP

>>60569896
roll

Install uTorrent

wanacry installed by default

intel ME

This is your os.
linuxforniggers.us

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pony os

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>>60569967
Slackware has the two usual problems there's no clear policy about what software can be included, and nonfree blobs are included in the kernel. It also ships with the nonfree image-viewing program xv. Of course, with no firm policy in place, there might be other nonfree software included that we missed.

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>>60572466

dongle-only bus interface

Dial for men recharge 3-in-1 revitalizing body wash

>>60572511
>>60572522
>>60572466
>>60571699
>>60569911
>>60569688
>>60569666
What a mess of a computer.

more cores

>>60569555
Stallmanite's bane

>>60572597
>>60569666

2 AdLib cards cause of trips

>>60569555
MS-DOS

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>>60572597
>he doesn't cool his system with body wash

cooled by a tank filled with mercury

>>60572648
fuck off we're using men's body wash

water cooling with a radiator from a car.

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>>60569666

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>>60572666

>>60572666
Satanic trips hath spoken

>>60569555
miniDisc reader

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>>60572666
>another 666 for this
>>60572677
So I guess its watercooled with semen in a car's radiator.

quad Intel 8088's

>>60572666
this is brutal

1 Rat quilt bed hammock that hangs above the GPU and near the fans.

triple channel 3KB magnetic core memory

Magnetic tape storage

Quad SLI 480 "Housefire and Woodscrews" Edition with 1.7 firmware

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It has to have at least an edible case.

>>60570249
>[Cortana|Alexa|Siri], please tell me how many times I farted in the last 30 minutes.

>>60569555
A 5.5 Inch Floppy Drive

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>>60572800
Finally the first thing that 100% does not exist

The case is a soggy cardboard box that's been in a basement for 20 years.

>>60572800
Not a 10 inch floppy? You wasted it!

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>>60572181

>>60569555
A RGB keyboard as a display.

>>60569555
TempleOS as BIOS

>>60572890
rerolling

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gotta have a duck

>>60569555
An AMD Duron 600

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>>60572918
I second a duck

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>>60569555
this mouse pad

https://www.amazon.com/Smooth-Adventure-Battle-6003004mm-23-6211-800-16inch/dp/B01LEPTAE6

PSU is a bunch of mini potatoes with lemon juice for zest.

>>60569555
1GB of L1 cache made out of PNP transistors.

The only form of input is an electric probe for flipping transitors

>>60569555
Dragon dildo

>>60569555
Microsoft Bob

>>60572998
damn it!!!

fit the whole thing in a apple trashcan case

Doom 2

>>60569555
IBM model M keyboard

green hacker terminal with a .jif background

A Logitech Trackball mouse,one of the old highly desirable ones but the ball is now made of compressed baby foreskins.

4 GTX 480's running quad sli with no fans

telemetry

A meme-tier mechanical keyboard

A 1000 watt power supply with live .22 rounds between the capacitors

a dildo joystick instead of a mouse

>>60573114
Need this one

Windows Media Player as the default player.

No internet allowed

system d

A 5.25 inch floppy drive

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>>60572469
Rolling for this.

>>60569555
templeos/gentoo dual boot

a 12" floppy drive

>>60569562
>not CP/M
/g/ confirmed for pleb

Live mouse as a mouse.

>>60569650
flesh tray.

>>60572952
>Non-skid
Well I guess that rules me out.

>>60573044
nah a milk crate would be better

McAfee antivirus

GT 610

Rx 550 SLI underclocked

google play services

>>60569772
Velma in zimbabwe is background

>>60573202
gonna need one of these for
>her
pleasure

intel delidlake technologies

>>60569555
A mouse made out of a real mouse

Logisys - 480W ATX Power Supply

>>60573977
biggest fucking meme award goes to this guy with triple 7

>>60573977
Yes
https://youtu.be/f6snWfd1v7M

>>60569633
TOSHIBA ZBWAE laptop mobo
>>60569688
RYZEN cpu
>>60569666
ADLIB sound card
>>60569677
VELMA oppai mousepad
>>60569911
Hercules gpu, ooh text
>>60571699
>LIBRE BOOT
>>60572466
LINUX FOR NIGGERS build 574.v3
>>60572511
DONGLE BUS INTERFACE
>>60572522
BODYWASH COOLANT
>>60572677
YUGO RADIATOR
>>60572699
FERMI CASE STICKER
>>60572800
5.5 FLOPPY
>>60573044
APPLE MAC PRO CASE
>>60573977
LOGISYS PSU

we still need kb/m, speakers, fans, coolant pump/blocks/res, memory, storage, thermal paste, monitor and network hardware.

rolling for 8x 37gb El36 velociraptor hdd in raid 100

100 baud acoustic modem

>>60569896
roll

Ndebele patterns

>>60569896
reroll

100 4gb IDE drives in RAID 2

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>>60574282
Cyborg rat gaming mouse
>pic related
Just make sure it doesn't blast off

>>60569555
.001mm pitch crt

also there is a potato in it

>>60569555
128GB SRAM in DIP package

>>60569555
IBM token-ring network card

10inch CRT

>>60569555
Windows 10S

We contract the FSF to make us free as in freedom memory, size of their choice.

Horse semen thermal paste

>>60569555
discrete transistor chipset

>>60569555
3.5 inch floppy drive
14k modem

>>60571699
a cup of water for a keyboard

>>60569555
zx spectrum keyboard

>>60569896
This

Vagina power button

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Monitor

nutella for thermal paste

Mercury delay line memory

re-rolling for 8x 37gb El36 velociraptor hdd in raid 100, I can hear the ball bearings at 10k rpm already

Telegraph key and arduino keyboard

pizza cutter

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Hard drive

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>>60569555
Fish

>>60569555
hamster-powered bios backup

Homemade fans with loops of wire

dual channel abacus for memory

a real rat for a mouse

family sized corn flakes cereal box for the case

edward snowden

>>60574777
Nice trips but we already have a case

irda networking

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>>60569555
a kotonoha wallpaper

>>60574798
trips should override dubs

Nintendo

>>60569555
fidget spinner as clock generator

john madden

>>60574282
IBM 350 in raid 10

graffiti instead of keyboard

cray supercomputer

>>60574824
Rolling for this

Eye tracking device for pointer and keyboard

>>60569896
rollin'

2kB HDD

boeing 747 turbines for fans

>>60574877
15 year old used to overclock it

CIA wiretap

flux capacitor

Caged monkey with electrode and bongo drum for a human interface device (making mouse/kbd unnecessary)

Use an autistic savant to memorize the binary of sound files and repeat them back to you as use for speakers.

Photodiode and lava lamp for hardware RNG.

For KB/m input use a power glove and a repurposed theramin

>>60574814
the pc would never get finished.

cracked screen prepaid android for display

>>60569555
Instructions were unclear got dick stuck in cpu fan

>>60574282
>coolant pump/blocks/res
Car radiator

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>>60576135
Back to rebbit.

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Every computer needs a zip drive.

>>60576540
reroll

8" floppy drive

Hired coons to blow in a pipe as collant pump for the system.

sandwich grill

>>60576608
GTX 480. Gotcha.

>>60576540
important post

Desktop wallpaper: A cute Chinese girl

Thunderbolt 1000 Siren

Semen as thermal paste
>how original

>>60569555
no heatsinks

Ti-84 as monitor

peanut butter for thermal paste

Horse semen as thermal paste

RGB LIGHTING OUT THE ASS

>>60579838
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE(roll)

kb is a rubber dome with salt-covered razors for keycaps

EVERYTHING MUST BE RGB

Gt 210

>>60580248
Reroll

And I mean everything. All components added so far, and all future components, will have rgb lighting, no matter how ridiculous or impractical. RGB motherboard, RGB case, RGB cables, RGB SSDs, >>60576540 RGB zip drive.

>>60580281
reroll for justice

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>>60580298
Please, we needs our rgb thermal paste.

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This for monitor

>>60569555
16 gigs of ram to read the Steve Jobs doc

>>60569896
reroll

Monochrome Portrait CRT

>>60569633 Zimbabwe (??)
>>60569666 AdLib Card
>>60569677 Velma Wallpaper
>>60569688 Ryzen
>>60569911 Herc video card
>>60571222 Ryzen CPU being emulated in Minecraft
>>60571699 Libreboot
>>60572466 Linux for Niggers
>>60572511 I/O is only dongles
>>60572522
>>60572666 Body Wash water cooling
>>60572677 Body Wash in car radiator?
>>60572800 5.5" floppy drive
>>60573044 Apple Trashcan case
>>60573522 Underclocked 2xRX550
>>60573977 480W PSU
>>60574777 Corn flake box shaped into mac pro trash can for case
>>60574877 Fidget Spinner clock generator
>>60575811 Prepaid android phone with cracked screen for display
>>60576877 Zip Drive
>>60580311 RGB everything

>>60581277
This cpu cooler too: NoFan CR-95C Black Pearl Fanless CPU Cooler https://www.amazon.com/dp/B009OXATT6/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_6UWjzbQWQ8E1T

>>60574282
>>60569633
[RGB]TOSHIBA ZBWAE laptop mobo
>>60569688
[RGB]RYZEN cpu
>>60569666
[RGB]ADLIB sound card
>>60569677
[RGB]VELMA oppai mousepad
>>60569911
[RGB]Hercules gpu, ooh text
>>60571699
>LIBRE BOOT
>>60572466
LINUX FOR NIGGERS build 574.v3
>>60572511
[RGB]DONGLE BUS INTERFACE
>>60572522
[RGB]BODYWASH COOLANT
>>60572677
[RGB]YUGO RADIATOR
>>60572699
[RGB]FERMI CASE STICKER
>>60572800
[RGB]5.5 FLOPPY
>>60573044
[RGB]APPLE MAC PRO CASE
>>60573977
[RGB]LOGISYS PSU
>>60574877
[RGB]FIDGET SPINNER EXT. CLOCK GENERATOR
>>60574900
[RGB]40X CHINK MP3 PLAYER RAID ARRAY
>>60575811
[RGB]PREPAID ANDROID W/ CRACKED SCREEN MONITOR
>>60576877
[RGB]ZIP DRIVE
>>60580311
[RGB] THERMAL PASTE
we still need kb/m, speakers, fans, coolant pump/blocks, memory, storage, ups and network hardware.
>>60576519
I fixed that since most car radiators have an internal res. but like a pc the rad is just a rad, it still needs the rest of the cooling system.

Model M in Dvorak German

>>60581370
Coolant pump and blocks are a Shishi Odashi https://youtu.be/AigVsMveSOM

Mighty Mouse, but you can't remove the charge cable.

Binary keyboard

Water

CRT monitor

>>60574738
Andres leave this is my thread
>>60581616
does double 16 count?

>>60581506
seconding this