Which color?

The one that goes with your dildo

>>60555149
Black, just like your wife's boyfriend after she dumps you for buying it.

>>60555149
default white because i'm not a fag
>using an NSA/windows device at all

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>>60555184
its not a mac

>>60555216
Then the one that goes with your boyfriend's color

>>60555149
thinkpad

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>>60555225
its not a mac

>>60555276
Geez, fine.
I was trying to be nice but if you wanted the color of your wife's son then pick it already.

>>60555149
doesn't matter since they all look like the bottom right after you shoot yourself when you realize how retarded you are for buying one

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>>60555290
its not a mac

It's halfway to 2018 and they're still offering brushed aluminum nigger crap instead of carbon-fibre

>>60555319
It's funny that it's trying to look like one tho

>>60555149
Blue

>>60555547
Still funny

>>60555308
If I'm as retarded as my professors who purchase fagbooks I'm ok with that.

>>60555149
Patrician tier: Burgundy
Good taste tier: Blue
Muh modern tier: Silver
Soulless husk tier: Grey

is it fanless?

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>>60555856
>Patrician
>Burgundy
You can't be serious.

Also that's not grey, that's some weird "Graphite Gold" shit.

>>60555188
>thinks using Linux makes him safe from the NSA

lmao

>>60555935
The cloth texture doesn't change the fact that that's clearly grey.

>>60555856
move the colours down 1 line (or categories up) and everything is correct

>>60555276
>>60555319
Ugly cars.

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>>60555975
nigga plz

>>60555961

Using linux probably puts you in more danger because half of Linux's security bullshit is turned off because developers are too fucking stupid to handle it.

selinux has been a standard for over a decade and I still find incompetent retards on github telling me their pants on head shitty application won't work without setenforce 0. I don't even think Ubuntu ships with it enabled by default, nor debian, last I checked. God only knows what else is disabled in stock installs.

>>60555188
You do know the NSA has a backdoor in your processor right? Your OS is irrelevant.

>Literally just bought a 128gb Surface Pro 4 off Craigslist for $650 as the new Surface Pro 5 was announced today
Hey at least I have a Keyboard Cover and Stylus, time to drawfag.

>>60556179

>not using librebewt

>>60556106
>half of Linux's security bullshit is turned off
Source?