/csg/ Chink Shit General

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http://www.gearbest.com/smart-watches/pp_605468.html

Xiaomi Amazfit Smart Watch $107.59/£85.60
Coupon code: AMAZFITG

Best Sub-$100 Watch PERIOD

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/PAGANI-DESIGN-Men-s-Classic-Diving-Series-Mechanical-Watches-Waterproof-Steel-Stainless-Brand-Luxury-Watch-Men/529025_32808649435.html

>>60546039
t. fat manlet

>>60545984
>didn't even report I won a £200 phone for 1 pence
I'll never be chink famous

>>60546055
t.small fatty boy

>>60546083
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2-colors-Classic-TV-series-Sherlock-Holmes-221b-Keychain-bronze-6-4cm-Metal-Keyring-for-fans/32692595127.html

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>>60545994
>some time in the future there'll be a Burger Shit General on chinkchan

Aliexpress hemp seeds are the best and also the touch sensitive plants rule when you touch them they close and when you dont water them they die

>>60546229
>and when you don't water them they die
so pretty much all plants then?

>>60546229
>when you dont water them they die
Chinese are so far advanced from our plant tech

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Well that was fast.
Only 10 days. I won the delivery lottery.

>>60546286
>tfw don't even have tracking info after 10 days

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>>60546286
It fits perfect on my Xiaomi Redmi Note 4X.

>>60546340
Nice Watermelon

Recommend a 1.5m USB cable with 2a charging capacity and durable? Thanks friends

>>60546333
What keyboard did you buy

>>60546462
>2a charging capacity
As far as I'm aware any cable which can also be used for data can handle 2A. You didn't specify the interface though, micro or USB C?

>>60546508
Renault keyboard

what happened to the anon that drank chink tea? did he die?

>>60546082
RegularOP only reports phone news for Xiaomi products because that's who pays him to make these threads

>>60546751
I know it, you know it, but the plebs around here don't, or won't admit it.

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GOT MY NEW SMARTWATCH, BOYS

>>60546751
>>60546805
stop talking to yourself, faggot.

inb4 inspect element

>>60546821
Cheap plastic
Go dump yourself in the recycling bin

>>60546828
hai 2 u op

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Alright my chinkies, I need the rundown on chinese tooth whitening gel.

Anyone bought it? Good idea or le chink mouth cancer?

>>60546920
Just get it done professionally. It's not even that expensive is it?

>>60546920
Don't fuck with your eyes, teeth or feet unless you can afford to get it corrected. Just not worth it.

>>60546920
It's just a peroxide applicator.
Personally unless you're a faggot I don't recommend whitening your teeth at all. It decreases their strength.

>>60546920
oh god please don't put anything from chinkistan in your mouth you absolute stupid cunt. didn't you see what happened to the anon that bought tea?

>>60546920
Be sure to post from the hospital like that other anon!

Do you know anything about quality of Playstation 2 EURO AV (RGB SCART) cables available on aliexpress?

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got some retractable cables and earbuds

cables: they work, pretty convenient. the USB cable has adapters for lightning and USB-C on the end.

earbuds: they sound better than I thought they would, the cable length is chink manlet sized though, about 4 inches too short. I have to put my phone in a belt holster to get it to reach. super convenient though.

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>>60547155
also got a folding photo box with built in LED strip. way more convenient to set up than my old cube and lights.

>>60547177
What do you photograph?

>>60546975
>recently ordered 5 packs of that thing that makes dead skin fall off your feet
wh-what's the worst that could happen?

>>60547332
No lying, my mum ordered some of that stuff after she read about it on facebook. That was probably 12 months ago but at the time she had to take a week off work because her feet were peeling and it was painful to wear shoes.

It's 4chan so why would you believe me but just don't risk it.

>>60547360
Having said that my brother and I got a good 2 months of jokes out of it, so all things considered there is an up side.

>>60546286
I had some chink shit in 5 days from china

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>>60547124
Dunno abbout RGB SCART ones but chinese PS2 component cable had so bad visible ghosting (thin outlines/doubling around objects) that I had to find and buy an original Sony one.

pic related, its cheap POS (and that ferrite filter box is empty)

>>60547389
They have warehouses in the US and EU

>>60547410
No from china. Thats why I mentioned China

>>60547428
Fair enough, I guess it does happen.

>>60547445
Yes. I probaly was extremely lucky

>>60547288
I specialize in hotgluing.

>>60547124
>>60547402

SHART IN SCART

>>60547683
link me to some of your works

any decent monoculars or telescopes for occasional sky gazing or creep stalking people?

Is SF Express shipping any good? Looks like they flew my package out to PostNL and now it's on the way to Canada. Does PostNL use a freight ship or aircraft?

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>>60547288
chinkshit and toys

>>60546333

Are backpacks a good thing to buy?

I need a new one and I wouldn't mind it being chink.

>>60547870
Why is /toy/ so anal about buying figures from China?

>>60546333
>aliexpress mouse that may or may not be legit
hmmm

>>60547023
There was no proofs it was caused by the tea you stupid laowai. How dare you insult Health Tea Store.

MANLETS BTFO

>>60547917
werent they closed

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>>60547909
They're butthurt

>>60546462

Orico is good and cheap.

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>>60546333
>Pocket knives
>Mention of NHS
Someone is getting locked up s m h

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>>60548011

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>>60547938
>fakes need to put everything they have into quality to have any hope of competing with the real thing
>originals can sell themselves on brand name alone

Based chink pirates.

>>60545984
Hey /csg/, any good earbuds for less than 5$?

>>60548091
KZ ATR

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How come chinks have obvious defects even on display models?

A seller added a discount to my order for no apparent reason. D-do they really mean it when they say 'dear friend'?

>>60548273
Have you purchased from them before? Lots of them give unspoken discounts to repeat buyers

>>60548273
They're just buttering you up so they can chink you even harder later on.

>>60548091
KZ EDR2

>>60548244
Kek, what is that?

>>60548085
Best side of capitalism

why do chink phones require you to contact the company to root and do shit with your phone? so far I've seen the xiaomi and the zuk phones do this. what should I buy if I don't want to support such plots? (let's say sub 200)

>>60548420
https://www.aliexpress.com/item-img/Anet-A8-Large-Printing-Size-Precision-Reprap-Prusa-i3-DIY-3D-Printer-kit-with-5Rolls-Filament/32680522383.html

Stepper motor controller board if you are asking about the specific board.

Xiaomi Hybrids any good?

>>60547870
Link?

>>60548537
The're not bad, but you can do better for the same price

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Any of you iem fags can answer a question.
Are QKZ and KZ the same company? i was going to order some shit from QKZ on ali but photos show that the boxes say KZ while these are model that i had never seen in the KZ store.

I am going to get chinked?

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How is the sun protection on those sunglasses ?

Are they safe to wear ?

Any recommendations for a dual-band router? I have a shitty DIR-615 right now and need to amp up for wireless VR

A good price/quality robot vacuum cleaner?

>inb4 the xiaomi one

>>60548757
The Xiaomi one

>>60548757
The not xiaomeme one

>>60548757
The one that's Xiaomi

>>60548757
get a wife

>>60548757
rapsberry pi + sensors + cheap vacuum components

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>>60546333
Why the fuck do they always say that pic related, used wrong zip code like a sperglord.

>>60548726
Shitty 1 dollar ones don't have uv protection afaik, judging from that it looks like it it's around sub 10 dorra range

I've always wondered if you could take those things off from the side. Is it possible?
Link as well for dat glass pls

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>>60548585
not chinkshit, it's around $18

search beastbox on amazon if you are still interested

>>60548840
So you did cum on it right?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/VC97-3999-B-LCD-Auto-range-multimeter-Capacitance-Resistance-vs-FLUKE-15B-tester/918847847.html

Good deal?

are there any good chink iphone clones that can perfectly fit all the iphone covers?
iphone has some sweet covers

>>60548834
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Vintage-Gothic-Steampunk-Sunglasses-Men-Coating-Mirrored-Women-Round-Circle-Sun-glasses-Retro-Gafas-Male-Oculos/32788058470.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_4_10152_10065_10151_10068_10136_10137_10157_10060_10138_10155_10062_10156_437_10154_10056_10055_10054_10059_303_100030_100031_10099_100029_10103_100028_10102_10096_10147_10052_10053_10050_10107_10142_10051_10084_10083_10080_10082_10081_10177_10110_519_10111_10112_10113_10114_10183_10182_10185_10184_10078_10079_10073_9942_10123_142-9942,searchweb201603_16,ppcSwitch_5&btsid=f39e4b02-3c10-4c0a-8c2b-d02148f31b41&algo_expid=38db1614-0c2d-4da2-b542-5708f64445cf-0&algo_pvid=38db1614-0c2d-4da2-b542-5708f64445cf

>>60548840
Dang, spotted one of those the last time I lurked /toy/, thought they looked neat. Not gonna pay that much though, chinks have turned me in to a jew.

Anyone have experience streaming to Plex with these chink android boxes? Do they have performance issues?

http://www.gearbest.com/top-brands/scishion/94.html

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>>60548829
>Andy Liao:
>Best regards
>Jerry

>>60548244
Where is the defect?

>>60545994
Why is that even necessary when you can already copy nearly everything.

Seller was supposed to give free epacket shipping but gave me aliexpress premium shipping instead
Is this a downgrade, have I been chinked

>>60548978
So they can make even better copies

>>60546039
t. Fat Boris LARPing as James Bond

>>60548971
Shit electrical work. I believe it comes prewired so it is not just a user fuck up.

>>60549047
It doesn't come prewired. I just don't really see the problem here

>>60548895
>>60548726
>steamcuck
Grow up

>>60548880
>that transistor tester
sure sign of a crap multimeter
either get a uni-t ut136b ($15) if you just need something cheap for arduino tier electronics
also check your local retailers they often have special offers on those or rebranded versions for $10 to get you in their stores
or one of the flukes made for the chinese market, 15B, 17B etc. ($75-100) if you want something you can trust when working with AC mains

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>>60549067
A stock photo is supposed to be "perfect", and that photo is far from ideal conditions

>>60549108
My local retailers sucks balls, they have cheap things (like tiny multimeters) at $15 usd
Just wanna get a fine transistor tester/multimeter for my projects

>>60549103
Why doesn't ali have anything cyberpunky stuff? Or is it just the electronics so we are able to create our own botnet?

>>60548726
>what kind of style you want gweilo
>give me the blind harry potter chang
>say no mole

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>>60547023
Tea anon here. /csg/ meming aside, it wasn't the tea that sent me to hospital. Probably the nettles from the woods.

Also who can beat my power level

>>60547917
Yunan Sourcing good chinks

>>60549216
>no programming socks
so close

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Are there any reviews of the LD micro sd cards? Looking to buy a 64GB one from the official ali store.

Will only be used to store music on for my chinkphone.

>>60549143
get this multimeter
https://www.aliexpress.com/item//32759169919.html
and this transistor tester and ESR meter
https://www.aliexpress.com/item//32770686654.html

>>60548244
all those 3d printer boards are guaranteed housefire machines
because retards push 10+ Amps on 24V or even 20+ when they are 12v cucks, through those cheap ass screw terminals
because they have an irrational fear of AC even though it's the safer choice for anything high power like a heated bed

>>60549310
they were the rage before the sharks, so they are legit

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what chinkshit will help me to become a badass like pic related

>>60549216
can someone link me some programming trap socks

>>60549310
I got one for my Orange Pi PC around right before the sharks became a meme, it's still going. I don't remember the exact speeds, and I'm not going to overwrite my Orange Pi stuff to test it, but they ran neck and neck with the sharks, marginally slower in some areas but probably not to a noticeable extent. They definitely outperform the Sandisk Ultra class 10 cards that I got on Amazon before I got into chinkshit. Someone was trying to force them along with the shark cards, but only the sharks caught on.

>>60549533
did he cosplaying samwell tarly?

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I bought triple plated chrome door handle covers for my car, the higher end trim has chrome door handles. They just go on with 3M foam tape shit. Looks breddy good for $10.

>>60549806
Why is there a spoiler on the hood of your slow car?

>>60549849
It's not a spoiler, it's meant to protect and deflect rocks from the hood and windshield.

>>60549533
comfy really went overboard with the chink knives.

>>60549806
>shitbox

>>60549872
I wonder why you don't see those in yurop.

Any good /fa/ bag?

>>60549898
how is that a shitbox lmao

>>60549898
??

>>60549909
I'm in Canadaland where we have gravel and rocks on the road 6-7 months of the year. Every older car here has tons of paint chips and rust at that spot, including my old Accord that had no rust anywhere else besides there.

>>60549920
>>60549932
>Honda
>not a shitbox
Choose ONE, Jose

>>60549938
do u have to avoid maple syrup spills too?

>>60549966

fuck off fat ass american noone gives a shit about your terrible tastes

go shhove a cheeseburger up your asshole and digest it backwards

>>60549967
No I have to avoid Asians driving BMW/Merc/Audi SUVs.

>>60549966
I'm not even American you dumb fuck.

>>60546821
Don't want to get personal but are you a mongoloid?

>>60549997
A personal but?

Everyone has a personal butt you stupid fuck

Unless your butt is owned by your faggot 12 inch dicked dom?

homo

>>60548726
Want to retry Columbine or what?

>>60550019
I don't believe in private property.

>>60550019
I think that's a yes.

Good looking plastic gear, don't let the world get you downs ;)

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/DIY-Ukulele/32788841950.html
This seems kinda fun. Probably sounds like shit though.

>>60550086
Yeah, probably don't buy that unless you want a crap instrument and already have tools and skills to essentially build one from scratch.

>>60550146
Ukeleles are already shit instruments, so what'cha think?

>>60549310
My one went into read-only mode on Raspberry Pi usage, and seller or LD doesn't answer for my messages of their "30 year warranty".
Wouldn't recommend.

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Keycaps arrived after ~65 days, pretty good for $13, will buy more.

>>60550162
It honestly looks like a disaster waiting to happen. At least the guitar kits already have necks ready to bolt on.

>>60550086
you don't want that, you want THIS:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item//32703381719.html

>>60549917
What kind you looking for doe?
Backpack? Messenger? Shoulder bags? Sling bags?

Comfy cheapo headphones just for listening to games/japanese cartoons and shit that don't need audio quality?

>>60550300
Something like a leather backpack.

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>>60550334
are you gay??

>>60550328
I would probably recommend something AKG-style with velour pads. Can't recommend anything though, as the ones I have need you to wire up a filter to sound decent.

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>>60549982
>Honda owner
>good taste
Fuck off Jose.

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>>60550365
I was thinking more like pic related.

>>60550447
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy

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$4 chink mouse arrived
top is rubberized plastic that's a bit too slick, bottom and sides are chink plastic.
5 buttons plus a DPI button with 4 settings.
blue LEDs on the scroll wheel and around the sides, even the light for the sensor on the bottom is blue.

>>60550447
You could've just responded with a yes.

>>60550268
"you cannot delete a post this old"
god damnit
wrong link
https://www.aliexpress.com/item//32778260629.html

>>60550914
had that same mouse, left button died after 2 months

>>60548840
at least do some focus stacking, come on

I want to buy a lot of something that is big and cheap just to make a mess, any recommendations?
as big and cheap as possible

>>60550955
>you cannot delete a post this old
Kek, I thought it was just some hip meme.

>>60548757
Get your ass off the chair and clean your room you fat fuck

>>60549806
>chroming a Honda
I mean everybody had thier own look, It just so happens that yours is dangerously close to Mexican Auto Zone rice. At least it looks like you do a nice job keeping it clean though so I won't give you too much shit.

>>60551023
Day old newspaper from a local news agent?

>>60550392
fuck off degenerate.

>>60546508
Aula F2012 and a Redragon
>>60547893
no, it'll break and your stuff is going to the ground.

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>>60546229
>>when you dont water them they die.

wow!!

Are the KZ ZST good IEMs? They were not in the guide.

>>60551296
The wisdom of our Lord and Saviour 0utsider, creator of the chink mint

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OwO what's this?

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>>60551797
It's this!

>>60551818
Good on you anon.
Clean them well.
Try one and post pics.

>>60551818
>nod buying bad dragon one https://bad-dragon.com/products/eggplug

Right now, I'm eating noodles and brocolli out of a chink metal bowl, with chink metal chopsticks.

>>60551892
Don't worry anon. Small amounts of Lead do not kill. They just make your brain smaller.

>>60551818
link?

Anon hook up with that post office worker, she likes you.

>>60551818
The end will break off when its in your ass. Will make for a very embarrassing trip to the hospital. On the plus side, you might just be able to secure an extra category on this months bingo.

>>60551965
I concur.

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/how-to-annoy-your-neighbors-to-death-for-ten-bucks/2010021_32780132724.html

>>60545984
>Anon says his Earmax Boom Pro's don't sound so good, mind recording a sample?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pW0PoyN0cX
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DOu41GDtFy
Ten points to whoever can guess what song it is. This is recorded off my speakers playing nearly full blast. Both mics recording.

Got Mi5 few days ago and saw that it has QC 3.0 support, but comes with QC 2.0 charger.
Should I pay an extra $11 for a QC 3.0 charger (Ugreen), does it makes any difference while charging / worth an extra?

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>>60552537
>I want wind to blow
izi

>>60552151
>very embarrassing trip to the hospital
Why? It's their job, plus is A LOT common, like dozens weekly.
Also, it does not break that easy if you properly use it as a plug. But if by some reason you use it as a dildo, then yes, it can and probably will break off.

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>no bingo yet
wew. Anon had it right by not putting a free space. Even the bingo chinks you.

>>60549162
They do. It's mostly "sporting goods" though. Look up motorcycle armor/gloves/boots and helmets, filter masks for biking, airsoft armor, etc. Also some EDC crap like arc lighters and watches.

There's also those 3D hologram sculpture things and luminous tape.

>>60549806
>>60549872
I like it. Needs more armor though.

>>60549997
Isn't there a literal Mongoloid, as in someone from Mongolia that comes around here at times? I remember someone posting from there last year.

>>60551023
Use alibaba or dhgate, not aliexpress if you're buying a shitton. Unless you want to piss off your mailman with 300 individual parcels. Get broomhandles, plastic bins, garbage cans, bowls and platters, shitty lamps, baskets, etc. Think big, thin-walled plastic dollar store items.

>>60551892
>>60551922
Enameled cookware is the safest bet you can have for chink food items. Otherwise order through a reputable non-chink store.

>>60552584
l'animu
>>>l'eddit

>>60548726
UV protection is usually a load of horseshit to get expensive glasses companies to sell you their expensive shit, even clear polycarbonate has good enough UV protection for every day use, you'll be hard pressed to find a pair of sunglasses that won't pass UV protection tests.

http://www.ksat.com/news/expensive-cheap-sunglasses-put-to-uv-test

If you're autistic enough (face it, you're on /g/ so you are) you can take em down to your local optomestrists and get em tested. Post results in the next /csg/ thread.

>>60549216
drink the tea again for us

>>60552584
Correct
>>60552636
>getting salty when someone posts vietnamese calligraphy on a forum about vietnamese calligraphy.
I don't like anime but telling people to go back to l'eddit because they do is some of the most childish shit I've seen all week.

>>60548726
>>60552640
The cost of sunglasses is mostly the frame design. But some chinks will make them not 100% effective because of being chinks. There are sunglasses with 95% or less protection which is horseshit.

In reality, you should be able to get your eyeglass shop or optometrist to order you quality lenses cut to fit your shitty chink frames.

>>60552549
Just buy an IKEA Koppla

>>60552619
Bingo EVERY thread?

what do you guys need so many knives for?

Holy fuck the Rock Zircon earphones are incredible, are there any IEM's of comparable quality in their price range?

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>>60552748
Uhh... cutting... things..?

>>60552748
Only ever bought one and I use it to open chink shit packages with.

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>>60552789

>>60552748
Opening mail. Darwinian fidget toy. Eating while not at home. Cutting things. Whittling while waiting for that one slow friend of yours to be ready.

Mainland Euro Bonus: Self defense.

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>>60552789

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>>60552695
>muh meems and spouting the same shit everyone does
f off robot nigg

>>60552819
>tfw UK

Anyone know where i can buy good dildo's? I bought one but it's too thick and i am in need of pleasure. Girth no bigger than 1.4inches.
Also it needs to have a suction cup

>>60552838
Man, getting salty that someone called you out on being childish is even more childish that hating on someone because they like something you don't.

What's it like needing your parents permission to use the internet?

>when a seller mentions in a listing that he has other items available besides the one style/color and to contact him for any special orders
>when you do but he doesn't respond for days and you have a coupon that runs out soon

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There is a worth chink competitor for the bose soundlink mini?

how does /csg/ feel about free trade?

>>60552843
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/C94-Folding-Knive/32808214769.html
Spyderco's non-locking, one-hand open, clip carry folders are called SLIPITS. Starting in 2004, Spyderco launched a folding knife model called the UK Penknife, targeted for carry in the United Kingdom where newly imposed legal restrictions forbade folding knives with locking blades.

>>60552896
Xiaomi sells a smart speaker that yells at you in mandarin

>>60548085
>>60547938
>>60548475
not when it comes to plamo.

>implying chinks engineer better then japs

What's the chance that my package got seized if I sent it illegaly over seas? From Australia to the US. But the return label was to the US. Would they send it back to the US? Being on the plane to the US would cause saftey concerns.

>>60552537
What headphones using them with? Are they connected directly to your pc or through a chink usb sound card?

>>60553126
directly to my computer, usually with a pair of Philips SHP9500s connected but there wasn't anything connected when I was recording the samples, doesn't seem to make a difference.

>>60553023
Not sure about that situation, but in Europe they check around ~2% of all incoming packages. If you're unlucky they'll catch you.

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>>60552996
They can copy everything, but they're cheap bastards.

>>60546920
go to your nearest Dollar Tree, they got plenty of that gel shit for your teeth

Help me find some chink hats and accessories to buy. I have $20 to waste

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>>60546730
He's still in hospital under strict monitoring

>>60546730
he was released with an epi-pen and fidget spinner

>>60553197
>>60552996
Some of the chink items are actually semi-clones of Japanese and Korean shit but few of us will ever see originals due to how closed off Jap and starcraft stores are to online orders. Occasionally you can find them on ebay though, and the low-end stuff is copies of things you'd normally find at discount stores like Daiso.

>>60552619
Link some good socks, feggit.

>>60552660
I do on a daily basis
Nothing has happened

>>60553525
I hope you don't mean programming socks. In which case, get some comfy cashmere socks from ali.

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>>60546730
>>60553278
Literally about to go to bed but I'm alive

I'm tired of fixing my mom's phone, the usb port will inevitably fuck up within 6 months for reason unknown. What's a decent chink phone? It shouldn't cost more than $150, she obviously just wants it to look at pictures of her grandchildren and to check from time to time whether or not I'm drunk or under drugs.

>>60553755
I regret not being in the thread to watch that happen in real time

>>60552917
so it doesn't lock?

>>60548666
Same company.

>>60549216
Why do you hate memes?

>>60553525
dhgate: product/wholesale-6-colors-comfortable-soccer-baseball/269058034.html
or
dhgate: product/wholesale-6-colors-comfortable-soccer-baseball/269058034.htm

if you only need one. I have had a bunch (white ones) for like 3 years and they're only starting to look worn out in the past couple months.

>Hiroshimoot still has dhgate links register as spam

>>60552151
Just shit it out B^)

>>60553987
Also note that these are VERY VERY THIN but durable and wash well. Make sure your shoes fit properly and don't wear them with boots, but they're excellent in summer.

Looking for some beige leather watch straps.

http://www.gearbest.com/sports-fitness-headphones/pp_495762.html

has anyone tried these memebuds? apparently the right slave earbud loses sync constantly and the sound quality is ass

are there any decent true bluetooth earbuds?

>>60547475
dat name kek

>>60553857
Someone else is bound to be csg patient number two pretty soon

Gearbest gave me 15$ store credit for my scuffed firefly 6s i got, what do i get

What's the fastest way to go to hospital via chink shit?

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I want a USB how for all my dj equipment.
3 ports should be sufficient but it needs to be reliable and this stuff runs off the USBs power alone so I guess maybe powered?

>>60554500
one of those non-locking UK "safety" knives >>60552917
that is guaranteed to snap on your fingers once you actually try to cut something with it

>>60554593
Do they have midi connection? That would be a better way to do it, I think

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cop or not?

>>60554756
Waiting 3 months for a black shirt doesn't seem like a great csg choice

>>60554500
Death camping lantern or instant water boiler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwqFkelUs_g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EViyccc2t9w

>>60551960
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Anal-Sex-Toy-Butt-Plug-Black-Silicone-Anal-Plug-Small-Middle-Larger-Size-You-Can-Choose/32666269568.html

>>60554749
They do not, they are USB midi controllers.

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>>60547177
>>60547870
You have to pull the black material out a bit so there isn't a crease on the horizon.

>>60549966
Why are honda drivers such faggots?

>>60552619
Kill yourself, faggot.

>>60554756
Link?

Phone just broke, best chink phone at the moment?

>>60554967
LeTV LeEco 2

>>60554967
iphone

>>60554005
>using the smiley with a carat nose

>>60554967
zuk z2

>>60554967
Redmi Note 4 Global

>>60554823
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwqFkelUs_g
Shieeet, I have this one.

>>60554967
doogee x5 max pro

>>60550365
i want a gachi backpack

>>60554989
;-D

>>60555042
FUCK YOU

>>60555016
>gay dalek
kek

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>blocks your path

>>60555247
>taken with Dogeee one shot™

>>60555247
>>60555275
kek

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>>60555275
DELET

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Talking about phones, it is actually a phone.
Tkexun G9, shipping was free and 32 euros total.

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A flip phone to be precise.

>>60555049
>using the smiley with a horizontal line nose

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It came with UK plug but there's an adapter for EU plug too.

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It's huge compared to most flips, the screen is 3".

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There's a reserve battery too, the battery cover looks fancy, very chink-like feeling.

>>60545984

has anyone else had trouble buying on aliexpress with australia post prepaid cards ?

i wanted some kz headphones - bought a card, wacked 30 dollars on it - first purchase - and it got rejected - then appealed - then rejected....

what the fuck is going on. its a legit visa from a legit country.... help ?

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>>60555408

>>60555395
>EU plug
I thought various european countries all had different plug types?

>>60555364
>>60555395
>>60555408
for what purpose

Is aliexpress a safe place to buy my pantsu or am i gunna end up with a rash

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The charger uses microUSB port by the way.
So far it works, no DoA which is nice.
When I turned it on the first time it was loud as fuck, the contrast was set on maximum and the battery was getting kinda hot, but the temp lowered as soon as I changed the contrast settings (it was probably draining it at who knows what speed).
The phone enclosure looks like aluminum, the keyboard's backlight is a bit dim but acceptable. Feels comfy overall.

The shipping time was a month, within estimated time range.

>>60555462
Yes, I'm not sure what's the name of that one but it's compatible with my schuko sockets so I don't mind.

>>60555466
Present for relative.

>>60555488
Speaking from experience you will end up with pantsu that are smaller-than-expected and made with cheap material that feels rough.

>>60555556
Do you think maybe it was just that particular brand or?

>>60555608
That could've been it, I've only ordered them once about a year ago.

>>60555634
Perhaps I will order a variety pack and review them

>>60555462
the ungrounded version of pretty much all EU countries are compatible with each other

>>60554593
nice kinbaku cat, I have the fish.

>>60545984
What's the best Xiaomimeme phone out right now, or at least the most reasonably priced.

Or what would you recommend. It'll be used in Mexico so any GSM compatible phone will be enough.

>>60555646
Good luck anon

>>60555016
>>60555120
A few weeks back I was at a flea market and there was a stall full of chink shit run by a chink. He had these for sale. I'm not sure if I should have said something or not.

>>60555516
Adding to this, the screen is touch-sensitive but the sensibility is very low, it works better with a pen for tablets, at least the one I had works good enough.
Supports dual SIM, I think one SIM slot can be used with memory card, I didn't have one to try but in the phone settings I see stuff related to memory cards so it's probably it.
The camera is 3MP with 480p resolution for photos, the quality is shit but I wasn't expecting much anyway.
It's a simple phone, worth the cost.

>>60555729
>touchscreen
for what purpose

>>60555712
Xiaomi Mi Mix

>>60555758
no idea kek maybe to help people getting used to touch screens or something, I wouldn't use it though, the response is slow and the sensor resolution is low, works better as normal flip, the keyboard has large buttons very easy to use.

>>60553305
What sort of stuff from daiso? I went to a couple of them when I was in japan and I didn't see much that piqued my interest.

>>60556365
Daiso shit is made-in-China.
It is a Japanese Walmart

>>60545984
I'm going to be traveling to Japan in a few weeks and am looking for a small laptop or similar device to bring with in place of my MBP. I've been considering getting the Xiaomi Air 12. Any input or recommendations?

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>>60546039
Notice how this garbage watch has exactly two reviews, both from 19 May 2017.

Why? Because the Pagani shill posted that piece of trash watch here before and I pointed out that it had a one star review saying it stopped after two weeks. Naturally the chinks decided to pull that product page and re-list it fresh with nothing but two fake shill reviews.

I do not recommend buying this or anything else from Pagani Design.

>>60556846
i dont think that anyone will be stupid enough to fall for it, i mean the eiosai worked because they were just like 3 bucks

>>60556846
A smear without merit.
Present Le Proofs or be discounted, you cheap 5 cent whore.

>>60556934
Fonges are the best audiomeme

>>60548499
It's an extra step to have to contact the companies to have your phone rooted, sure. But even if it's a hassle it's still better. Try rooting some other phone and you'll find out that your mileage may vary. Some phones you can't root and some may or may not work with some third party tool that may or may not install all sorts of spyware and malware at the same time.

Being able to contact them and get root is overall better than being told that you're not allowed to do what you want with your own phone. And in both cases it's possible to try to root it using some third party tool. You can root xiaomi phones without contacting them, it's just safer and simpler to do it that way.

>>60556846
I want to lick their feet

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>>60557023
Why would I need to post proof, it's plainly obvious to anyone who looks that that piece of garbage watch only has two fake reviews.

It would have thousands of real reviews if it wasn't a piece of trash that falls apart in less than a month.

And there is no reason to call me a whore just because you're a small chinese manlet with a tiny penis. I'm a white male and I'm equipped well enough to actually please your women.

>>60557143
My thoughts exactly.

>>60557023
can we get any proof that you actually own this watch, or are you actually just shilling this?

>>60552591
>it does not break that easy if you properly use it as a plug
the chink ones do from the pressure of just being in your anus
I think it's because the rectum is at an angle to the anal opening so when standing up it puts a lot of pressure on the flared end esp the bottom part towards your balls. That's where you will notice the first cracks.

>>60557241
And how do you know that exactly?

>>60557260
I also had one few months ago. If you check the reviews on some of them you will find the russians writing the same thing about the base breaking off quickly in weird translated language.
I wonder how the glass ones hold out. Reminds me of a certain glass jar webm from /gif/.

>>60557350
Solid glass is a different beast than a thin-walled glass jar.

>>60557217
So if you have no evidence to the contrary, it is fair to assume that you are autistic and have no idea what you are talking about.

>And there is no reason to call me a whore just because you're a small chinese manlet with a tiny penis. I'm a white male and I'm equipped well enough to actually please your women.

Nice projection then, Chink shill

>>60546039
Should I go for the Pagani or the Parnis?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Parnis/1946557498.html

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seems the vape I was going to get, the herbstick deluxe, was discontinued, and all the "nice", more expensive chink vapes look like $20 vapes just priced higher.

so I'm asking, is it a good idea to buy from alibaba from someone who accepts a minimum order of 1? or should I try the no-name small vape site that supposedly has some left for $20+ more? or should I man up and get a good, non-chink vape for like $150? (more than triple what the deluxe costs)

>>60557427
Go try it

If it doesn't work out, go to fasttech

>>60557436
I'll have to second here that fasttech pretty much specialises in vapes, as well as being a site that I've had remarkably good experiences with.

>>60549216
Fountain Pens
Keyboards
Amateur Radio
Non Faggy Clothes

Where do you find such wonderful toys?

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>>60556365
That one pen screwdriver (the "Big Clive Special") seems to be a modified clone of a daiso item (pic related) with a pocket clip instead of a keychain.

>>60556429
Basically: Make your shit in china and then don't be surprised when china makes your shit.

>>60557445
>>60557436
thanks bros, will try.
also, any (herbal) vape recommendations? I've seen a bunch online that look great but they all cost $250+

I'm searching for a good quality microphone, please help me my goys

>tfw rushed to hospital in NHS ambulance yesterday
i stepped on a box of razor blades in the dark and it shaved a good half inch off the outside of my right foot
no pics because i'm not supposed to undo the dressing for a few days

>>60557792
BM-800s with phantom power

>>60557863
Amazon?

>>60557900
Wherever is cheapest

>>60557910
Well thank you famalan, will do

New thread when

>>60557991
When you buy a Pagani Watch

>>60557998
They look nice enough, but I don't want it to suck and the lack of reviews is naturally odd to me, do you have one?

>>60558133
they do suck, the only reason why you hear about it is because the seller (or an associate) is shilling them hard on these threads. Do yourself a favor and just buy a submariner replica or "homage"

>>60558133
Yes and the Seagull ST-16 movement works pretty well.
The Ceramic Bezel is PIMP as fuk and I'm loving it.

If it is 40mm, I would love it even more

>>60558143
where might I find these?

>>60558386
He is memeing you to buy a watch replica with a shittier movement for a higher price

>>60558492
I'm bored and want to compare the two

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3 in 1 Battery Tester Voltage Current Detector Mobile Power Voltage Current Meter USB Charger Doctor
http://s.aliexpress.com/fiqY7Z3A
(from AliExpress Android)

Received in 23 days to u.k. works as expected even with meme charging. Now i know why nothing I have holds a charge.

OP5 when? I just can't fucking wait I dream of the phone everyday

>>60558727
July

>>60552896
Bluedio CS4 is pretty good.
It's not as loud as the Bose or as bassy, but it's loud enough and it's tuned to be more mid-oriented

>>60553837
Does your mom constantly break usb ports from phones? If so then you probably should look into phones with wireless charging. Otherwise Xiaomimeme note 4 has decent camera with fast shutter

>>60558661
mine sucks. the contacts get hot and when you wiggle it even the slightest it changes voltage.

>page 10
well it was nice knowing you lot

Ugh my xiaomi wifi repeater came in but it keeps giving me a "connection timed out" error on the app. Anyone know how to fix this?

>>60559374
Don't wifi repeaters suck in general?

Any small "travel" bluetooth mouse recommendations?

>>60559161
I haven't had it that long, but not noticed that. I was pleased to see it work with the samsung meme charging though

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oh boy, my memeband 2 arrived

>mfw the screen protectors I got with it literally had no glue
wtf chinamen

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What's a good Chinese knockoff fidget cube

>>60559593
>>60559593
EVACUATE

>>60559600
nah man

>>60559507
>not getting the vastly superior memeband 1

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>>60559853
you mean this one?

and yes, it's the RGB LED version