>favorite programming language >size of penis

>>60541378
Ruby+C
average

>>60541378
ooga booga, big nood
17"

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Ada
8"

>>60541378
C
5 inches, it's thin too

>>60541378
Python
6"

Go
I had my penis removed

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>>60541378
python, 17 cm = 6.69291 inch

PHP
3-4 inches

Perl
Less than the radius of my abdomen

>>60541378
Haskell
5.5

Assembly
6"

C#
3"

C
15cm

C++
6.5

JavaScript
6"

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>>60541378
HTML
No penis (I'm a girl)

>java
>7

Python
15cm

HTML

2

>>60541679
>still uses Java 7
>can't experience lambda enlightenment

python or C
8in
(no bully)

>>60541673
HTML is not a programming language.

>>60541721
is that a challenge?

>>60541700
>Still uses Java when Scala and Kotlin exist

>python
>5in

>>60541739
both are slower

Haskell
slightly under 5"

>>60541745
If you need that level of performance you don't use Java.

>>60541378
node.js
8 inches, and balls like tangerines

>>60541756
I won't want a program that is 4x slower than Java. If I wanted slower program I'd just use python

>>60541777
>Kotlin is 4x slower than Java

Now you're just making bullshit up

C
4.5 inches fully erect

C/C++
7 inches

>>60541777
>Using a dynamically typed language for anything other than one off scripts

Clojure
7"

>>60541378
Python
12cm
:^)

>>60541871
What is 12cm in freedom units you goddamn yuropoor. I refuse to search this up just because I hate the metric system and I boycott it

C
8

>>60541777
Obviously you hate Kotlin for some reason, but you can't just make shit up.
https://medium.com/keepsafe-engineering/kotlin-vs-java-compilation-speed-e6c174b39b5d
java compiles slightly faster than Kotlin but not 4x faster.

Python
6.5 in

>>60541378
C
BBC

Tcl
6"

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>>60541917

>C#
>20cm
and yes, i use SI unit.

>>60541917
>the British Empire? My ancestors fought and died to free themselves of the British Empire
>give me British Imperial units, because I hate Europe
Oh boy.

>>60541731
can you calculate the sum of all primes below 2 million in HTML?

and also,
>Favorite
>HTML
You have actually used HTML before, haven't you?

>>60542056
>can you calculate the sum of all primes below 2 million in HTML?
Why in the hell would any sane person want to even do that?

C++

6in (15.24cm)

>>60541673
>HTML
>programming language

Pick one. That is a markup language, dumbass.

>>60541378
my second penis is a vagina so i say Go

Python
9"

>>60542408
>9"
I don't believe you

>Java because it's the most powerful programming language in the world.
>8.5"

>>60541378
C
7.5"

Lisp
5"

>>60542408
Too bad your shitty language takes so long to even count to 9.

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>>60542506
>most powerful programming language
Hook posters are getting lazy.

>>60542280
Which is used to program web pages, that's why it's a programming language.

How can you be so dumb and keep breathing at the same time?

>>60541871
Makes a lot of sense for a python baby to have a small cock.

>>60542572
You're not programming anything, you're telling the browser how to render a bit of text.

C/js/Python
17 cm

>>60542587
>You're not programming anything, you're telling the CPU to process a bit of instructions.
That's you right now.

>>60541378
Haskell
13 cm, the doctor accidentally cut off the tip

>>60542572
No....its not. It lacks the structure and syntax of a programming language. It is used to markup components of a page. It is not used to program a page. If you are going to at least pull the "hur dur webpage design!" retardation, at least learn a scripting language like javascript. It is much closer to actual programming. Saying HTML is programming is comparing an apple to an orange.

>>60542587
>You're not programming anything, you're telling the browser how to render a bit of text.
This has to be unironically the most retarded post I've read on here

java

4.5"

t.pajeet

>>60542487
Sfw :^)

Only 5.5 circumference though so not hulk dick :(

PL/SQL
19CM

>>60542572
Is LaTeX a programming language too, then ?

>>60542615
>>60542633
this: >>60542644

>>60541378
>Javascript
>18cm and ~25cm errect.

>>60542644
If HTML is considered one, then yes LaTeX is. You can create macros and pass arguments and create recursion loops with it.

>>60542644
The poster has done the following
1. Felt the need to point out being female
2. Asserts HTML is a programming language
3. Unironically thinks browser = CPU

Their opinion has no value. Ignore them.

>>60542572
>markup language
It says it in its fucking name. It's a markup, not programming, you dumb nigger.

>>60542622
Yes...it is.

You're telling the browser how he should behave while rendering and showing the desired web page, just like you do to your CPU by using any other programming language, making HTML also a programming language.

Jesus Christ, you guys are so fucking dumb, I'm out.

>>60542675
It lacks the damn syntax of a modern language though! Holy fucking hell. If you seriously think marking up a html document and programming are the same, I really fucking feel sorry for the state of females in IT. I guess it just is impossible to teach some people. Please do fuck off back to your shitty high school webpage design class. That is as far as a thick little shit like you will ever go in the industry.

>speaking is programming because you tell people how to behave

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C, AVR Assembly

15cm

>>60542798
Oh, hey! Found the /g/ poster boy.

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>Haskell
>3.5"

>>60541564
>>60541751
>>60542620
>>60542884
>literally all the haskellfags are dickletts
I can't say I'm surprised

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C++; 19 inches

bash
13 cm IIRC

>>60541378
C#
10"

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>>60542945
>someone's favorite language is Bash

>>60541378
C
16cm

Java
5.5"

JavaScript
14cm

>>60541378
Malbolge
I haven't seen my penis in years.

>>60541378
python
n/a

>>60542970
it's what I use the most, anyway

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>>60541378
>Lisp
6'2 and 6 inch dick and 13% bodyfat

i like how the average penis size of /g/ is bigger than 6".
>>60542674
you are the dumb nigger for being baited by an obvious troll.

>>60541378
VHDL
19cm

>>60541378
Java
18cm/7inches

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So /g/'s avarage penis size is around 12 inches

>>60541378
C
N/A, I'm a femanon

>>60543203
>>60541673
Retarded attention seeking trannies that know nothing about any programming languages besides their names need to go

>>60543212
I really only know some C, that's why I stated it's my favourite. And I'm a woman, degeneracy is a thing only on the left where you live maybe.

>>60541378
C
about 6.5"

>>60543051
this is a pure shitposting thread and not everybody is actually telling their real size

>>60541626
Hey me too

>assembly
>infinite length and non-zero thickness
>>60543051
Now it's infinity inches.

>>60541378
COBOL
2" from the floor

>>60542039
Whom'st are you quoting?

C#
10.5

Java
5cm

>>60543517
5cm or 5in?

>>60541378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpmK0zu4Mts

>>60541378
C
18.5 cm/7.2~ inches i think? Also thicc

>>60543537
5cm, that's pretty average right?

Python.
18cm erect.

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>English
>2.5 apples tall

>Esperanto
>1 rod long

>>60541378
Java
7.5 inches, thick

>>60541378
>favorite programming language
Swift

>size of penis
6" length, 5" circumference

HolyC
exactly 6.9 inches

>>60541378
C
7.5" length
5.5" girth

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>>60541378
Java
7.5 and it's thick.

>>60541378

>python
>7x6.5 inches

>>60541378
js
below average: 5"

I want all the hung daddies to feed me! Feed me daddy I wanna gargle that yummy cummy!!!

>>60541673
It's OK most anons are obsessed with the idea that females can't pro-gram.
It's fucking annoying to read but you grow accustomed to the idiocy that is Chan.

>>60541673
How big is your clit?

>>60541378
Javascript
.21 parsec

>>60542622
is html touring complete?

ABAP
6 inches

>>60544304
It's spelled Turing you mongoloid

C++.

9 inches of pleasure.

>>60541473
c++
5.1 long 4.5 width

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Perl
4.2"

>>60541378
so far, Crystal
2 km in linear distance

C++
17.5 cm

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20 kilogram
Php

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c#
6,7"

Python
12.5

Swift
9 inches

Lua
Come check it yourself.

>>60541378
Currently learning Java
smaller than average

Basic
23 cm

Rust
N/A

pascal
6.5x5.5inch

Java, 14inches

Plankalkül
32cm
Jawohl

>>60541626
are you me?

Crystal
15 cm ≈ 6 inches
I've never measured my dick before now...

>>60541378
C7.8"

>>60541378
Java/HTML
Doesn't have one anymore

>>60544133
English
1.6 burgers

>>60541529
Go
Getting my penis removed because I like dick in me so much

>>60541378
C++
About an eight of an inch -- it's not technically a "penis", but it would have become one if it had grown out longer.

>Python
>at least 6.5 erect
starting to get into Julia but I am not as good as I am in Python

>>60542922
smaller penis = higher intelligence
it's well documented

C#
8.5 at full mast

COBOL
16cm ~= 6.2 inches

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>>60541917

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>>60541673

>>60541823
Anyone who lumps these together as one language knows neither.

>>60541673
There are no girls in the internet

>>60542101
>isn't interested in ever getting a job

>>60542675
can you create a program with it?
didn't think so faggot

>>60541378
None.
7 inches.

>>60542644
LaTeX is turing complete (if I remember correctly).

>>60541673
me too owo

>>60541378
Rust.
I'm gender non binary lesbian, with my penis inside out,so, of the size of a clit.

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>>60541378
C++
5.5 inches erect.

>>60541378
Pascal and Object Pascal
8"

>>60541378
c++
15 cm

>>60544412
>>60547978
>>60548158

all of us are small

>>60548312
Meh fucking genetics, gotta live with it.

>>60542674

Calm your tits.

The term "programming langauge" has no scientific definition. Some people argue Markup languages and Domain-specific language are programmign languages, some people don't.

Even if you look through literatures there are serveral differnt definitions.


Jeez, you autists will argue about anything..

>>60544271
Stop being a whiteknighting little bitch. Females can and should learn to program, but being a dumb bitch like that retard is gender neutral. HTML is not a programming language and calling it one means you do not know shit about programming.

>>60544304
Nope! Not without CSS as well, it is not. HTML5 + CSS is Turing complete though. Guess why it is not complete on its own? Take a wild guess. Go on. Do it. It is because...repeat it with me now...it is not a programming language!

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>>60547554

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> Swift
> 6"
I also have a gf so I frequently fuck pussy

R8 my swift game

>>60548441
>C
>14cm

I'm just thankful to not have micro-penis desu.

>>60547789
Google Fundamental attribution error, faggot

>>60541378
>c++
>19.5cm

>>60548725
that's a nice font anon, what is it?

>>60548752
same anon

feels.jpeg

>>60541378

Ruby
20 inches (50 cm)

>>60548828
San Francisco Mono

>>60541378
assembly

6"

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C++
3" feminine penis

go
just short of 7 inches

>>60541378
Rust
7 inches (is what I want in my boipussi)

>>60549057
But go means 5

java
10

>>60541378
C
6 inches

PHP
20cm

>>60549187
>10
Milometers?

>Python
>Python-sized

>>60541378
Erect or flaccid?

>>60541378
>Java
>7"

>>60541378
>>60541673
>html
>programming
>girl
fuck off

>>60541378
java for android apps, or ruby for everything else
6 incher

>>60541378
C++
11" and thick as a forearm

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>>60549289

>>60541378
Haskell
2m

well c is the only one i know so i guess that
7.5"

>>60541673
Nice job, anon.

>>60544812
i realy hate this kid

>>60541378
Lisp
7"

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>>60550255
as thick as my forearm?
the screen is 24"(like my penis)

>>60550444
You're either a 5'5" underage faggot or the a grown man with the most unbelievably hilarious wristlett I've ever seen. You deserve to feel insecure about this, go do some wrist exercises

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>>60550701
i do wrist exerises every other day for around 10 to 20 minutes with my magnum dong

>>60541378
Lisp
I need to wear a strap-on as a man

>>60541378
Python
16ft

Haskell
17.2 cm

>>60550852
Do you like that strap-on deep inside your asshole.

Golang. 5.5in.

Elm

16.5cm

LISP.

I measure everything in dick lengths.
By duck is 100 centidicks, 1000 millidick, or one dick.

C++
6x6

C and C++
9 inches

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C/C++
19cm

C
7

8086 asm
7"

C
16,5cm

>>60541917
As an American, you should know that 12in is roughly 30cm. Literally every ruler you ever saw in school had inches and centimeters on it. Also, unless you never paid attention in any science/math class, you should have had 2.54cm = 1in drilled into your skull by the time you graduated high school. Seriously, you have to be a leaf larping as an American, because we are not this fucking dumb.

>>60541378
D
8"

>>60551988
>we are not this fucking dumb
There's a lot of you, statistically some of them will be quite dumb

TypeScript

99 inches

LaTex
14cm

>>60544812
>>60550360
What's the backstory?

>>60541378
C++
6"

C++
20cm

Lua
>22cm

PHP

216 millimeters

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>>60542280
>>60543212
>>60544271
>>60544286
>>60547740
>>60547800
>>60547919
>>60549681
>>60550347

look at all the (YOU)'s you gave this attention seeker honestly.

also PhP
7.9"

>>60542056
well, you can if you use javascript I guess... HTML itself is not THAT dynamic. but even with JS you would probably want to use a webworker thread running..

I not program. Actualy i bearly reed and wraith. 11 inches.

>>60544133
the first one, to keep its central of gravity.

C
Buffer Overflow

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>>60541673
You have no power here

>>60548659
css has no added value. dumbass.

javascript
1.5"

Java
5.5x5.5

>>60541378
C
I don't know, maybe 17cm soft and 13cm hard

>>60553314
>17cm soft and 13cm hard
Wat

>Emojicode
>18 cm
AMA

>>60541378
c
13cm

>>60541378
>Java
>6"

>>60541378
>Swift
>7"

never used it tho, the latter that is

>>60541378
C+
5" hard

>>60541378
Assembler
9,001"

C
1088942708 inches

>>60556259
oh fuck me that was supposed to be 7.24 inches

Python
15cm at most

>>60541378
python
8"

>>60556259
>>60556331
heh

>>60552687
What can I say? I love me some good hook shit.

>7.9"
Like this.

C#
6.0

>>60552956
No, it does not flex your e-dick, but combined with HTML5, it makes it turing complete, fucknut. That was the point I was making. Only by combining the functionality do you have something.

Java
13cm but I wish I were a eunuch

c++

7.5" x like 5"?

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>>60553314
>shrinks when hard

>>60541378
PHP
7"

>>60541700
>using fp in a language where it's shoehorned in
Nothing looks worse than java and C++ functional programming.

haskell
10cm

>>60556987
>using an object oriented language as func programming language

Misusing a language will obviously make it look like shit.

>>60541378
Java
7

haskell
2"

>>60558240
Seems about right.

c# 6.0

C++
15,4 cm

>>60541673
I think you're beautiful. Post feet.

>>60541378
C
3.2"

Python
4"/10cm feminine penis :3

physicist

Bigger than yours

>>60541378
C#
7 inches

C++
7"

>>60559440
But I wanted this to happen

>>60550347
*femanon

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>>60559220

>physicist
>not being a mathematician

-1/12

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C
I never felt hard in my entire life

>>60559523
See a doctor

>>60541378

C++

5.5"

Java
7 & 2.6, length & girth

>favorite programming language
HTML - only one i know
>size of penis
so big i can write 50 lines of html on it

C++
6.5"

>>60541378
OcaML
18cm

Lua, 14cm.

>>60550701
>wrist exercises
haha, what the fuck is that.
you are the most insecure person in this thread

>>60547912
pretty sure it is yea

>>60559614
>Only one I know
It shows, now get the hell out

>>60541378
Python
7.5"

TwinCAT Ladder Logic
6"

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>>60541378
>Clojure
>6.5 in if I'm rock hard
>5.5 in because I'm never rock hard.

Java, C#
18 cm

>>60541378

Python
6"

all these sizes make me pretty hard