In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.
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Sorry for shit news.
>News
• Anon finds a VERY FAST watch >>60529345
• Anon got a free orange peeler >>60529652
• Anon has a big list of dank IEMs >>60529985
• Anon gets a spinna from a local chinkshop >>60530022
• Anon gets some chink USB power supplies >>60531091
• Anon purchased "the worst gamepad I've ever seen". >>60530778
• Anon got a cute little fake lego but not really lego iron man >>60531928
• Anon gets some pretty radically gay sunnies. Quality is good >>60533811
• Anon has enjoyed his furfag IEM tips for weeks>>60535427
• Last weeks /csg/ Bingo >>60535433
• Anon wants to grow some chink """"""mint"""""" >>60535819
• Anon got some various chinkshit. His Mi Band 2 is garbage apparently >>60535994
• Anon wishes to smell like INDIA >>60537611
>Last thread
>>60529164
>>60539016
I want to fuck that shark.
Anyway does anyone know if the stocking sizes from chinkland are the same in North Amerifat. I'm asking for... me.
inb4 pagani shill strikes again
>>60539075
Best watch
Best Sub-$100 Watch PERIOD
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/PAGANI-DESIGN-Men-s-Classic-Diving-Series-Mechanical-Watches-Waterproof-Steel-Stainless-Brand-Luxury-Watch-Men/529025_32808649435.html
What does /csg/ recommend in the way of a graphics/drawing tablet. Isn't one on the infographic as far as I can see. Promise I looked.
>>60539138
Just get a wacom.
There are technically ones that are good enough... ish. But wacom actually updates their drivers for future operating systems and will fix bugs.
Huion is your next best bet but again they're not quite up to wacom standards in terms of driver support. They're also a little more cheap feeling.
>>60539138
Huion
If i wanna chink a seller for some free shit what's the best way to go about it? The shit I wanna buy comes with tracking, could I still claim that it didn't arrive?
>>60539172
The problem is I've tried to buy a wacom and got sent what was almost certainly a shitty chinese knockoff. Sent it back saying it wasn't working, got sent another that also wasn't working. Gonna get a refund but it's like... I dunno. Wanted to look into other options.
Full disclosure, it's not even for drawing. My [spoiler]girlfriend[/spoiler] uses it as a mouse. For all things mouse-related. And doesn't draw. I don't get it. So maybe the cheapness and extra features don't matter?
>>60539203
That is the fastest way to get yourself blacklisted from Ali
just bought pic related after reading a review on http://www.aproear.co.uk, hopefully will not get chinked
will let you guys know in a month how it sounds
>>60539208
I'm not too worried about that, can't you just get it sent somewhere else / use a different card / use a different account?
>>60539294
That is the fast track to get yourself permanently blacklisted from Ali.
(IP Ban)
>>60539319
In that case is there any other way to go about it that don't end in an immediate blacklist like just being petty and complaining about slight problems or such?
>>60539335
Just claim it doesn't work? omae it's not hard.
>>60539335
And That is the fastest way to get Uber-chink'd and get on the Chinks' Ali hatelist
(Which they share on their Weibo network)
>>60539335
Don't be a nigger.
are butterfly knives legal in california if they have dull training blades? i don't wanna get my package raped by customs or something
>>60539486
Just tell the Chink sellers to label your package as Roman Candles
I have found the uglier iem I ever seen
I received my knock-off chink microphones today, bought 2 of them and both of them are trash, one of the mics actually works but the sound quality is absolute shit, there's static out the arse and it sounds like I'm in 10 metres of water. The other microphone doesn't even work. I've been chinked boys.
>>60539723
Is that a G5?
>>60539396
this, they have a list of WESTERN NIGGERS
I need to buy "the best" baofeng handheld radio, and I need it pretty soon (within 2 weeks - 1 month max). I'm in europe.
- Wasn't there a dedicated baofeng guide at one point, can anyone post it?
- Where should I buy it to receive it relatively fast?
Is there any experience of the express shipping options on aliexpress?
- What accessories are recommended? I read that the included antenna should be replaced with a better one.
>be me
>Letter was supposed to arrive 2 weeks ago
>Sender suggests I ask my local post office
>So I did
>Meet post woman there
>Told she's the one delivering mail and notices for packages so I ask her
>She's a blonde, probs under 30, solid 7/10
>Super shy
>She blushes after my question
>Y...y'know anon (calls me by my first name)
>I always try to deliver your stuff on time
>I ask if there's anything undelivered for me in the post office
>"You would have gotten a notice if there was, anon".
>"You probably already know that packages from China can be late sometimes. It'd been easier if you had a tracking numbers."
>Tell her it's actually a letter from Europe before leaving.
>That all happened as they were preparing to close down for the day
>Walk home
>Letter was there, in my mail box
>She must have dropped whatever she was doing as the post office was closing to look for my mail and delivered my letter on her way home...
HOW REPLACE SANSA CLIP +!!!
>>60539945
pay for dhl
>>60539986
go for it tiger
>>60540013
just buy a ruizu you FUCK
>>60539986
do it anon
>>60539986
So sweet
>>60539817
Use the nonworking one as dispute
>>60539986
That's gay
Is the Ruizu X02 an actually decent purchase? I saw a lot of reviews saying it dies rather quick.
>>60539986
>tfw you only encounter disgruntled old ladies at the post office who deliberately take more time and effort to get you your packages than is necessary.
>>60540516
the battery or the quality of the player itself?
using mine without charging in a month, feel solid so far.
>>60539945 here
Hmm, maybe baofengs won't work for me.
I need a radio that supports frequencies between 118.0 and 136.975 MHz. Looks like most/all baofengs can't do that.
>>60540558
The player itself
Can't fucking wait for OP5
>>60540578
I used a ruizu with a microsd and randomly I could never change anything on the microsd after working perfectly for three months.
anon who review pic related
did you ever find anything with a faster chipset over 4MB/s?
i ended up going with a ide to cf and used a sdcard adapter to get the same result since its mechanically compatiable and there isnt a chip processing it like with the sata to sdcard(more bandwidth)
its limited to the ata 133 interface obviously
anyways my laptop only has sata so im looking for something with atleast a 80MB+ read/write
also UDMA support
the sdcard is pretty nice on my desktop though
it draws less energy than a 7200 rpm and its noiseless and doesnt produce heat(miniscule at most, hdd are probably 700x hot during peak use)
also vibration resistant
i dont have to worry about knocking into the tower and worry about the HDD skipping
read times are also way quicker
(i use a modified debian that embedds in ram)
Anyone here tried the Rock Zircons and Xiaomi Hybrids? Which one is better and why?
I didn't do very well on the bingo.
I have Bluedio R headphones so I guess I have some chink "audio gear" but they are nowhere close to "autism" levels.
I wanted cute watch not a big watch. At least the strap is cute r-right
>>60540737
post feet
bingo is supposed to have a free space in the middle man
>>60533435
my discord username is asapgourds, for wherever asked for it in the last thread (I was having trouble getting on).
I should probably stop browsing this thread and/or chink websites.
I mean, I'm actually considering ordering this. I may actually do it. It's just $1.29. Probably a buck and nearly a half wasted, though, audio quality is probably poor. But they glow in the dark. I mean, it's actually glow in the dark earphones. They be luminous. I want to have lightstick like earphones. I realize I don't need them and will probably never use them but they glow in the dark.
I'm looking for an iem that can go into my ears.
My left ear is normal, but my right ear is small and not formed well so there's nothing to support an iem weight
I could use an iem that just STABS into the early canal with extremity plastic thing
>>60540737
post legs
>>60540737
Looks similar (and cute) to myself, are you spic or asian?
>>60540945
they dont glow
>>60541048
I'm white
>>60541033
I haven't shaved my legs since lat week, ewies
>>60540763
M-maybe
>>60540516
Go for a Benjie/IQQ/ONN/Nintaus
Got some stuff, here are tire caps, you can get them whit all car logos. Cost 2dollars, good for the price, but it the fist thing to get stolen if the car stays outside.
>>60541102
>but it the fist thing to get stolen if the car stays outside.
That and the extra tire cover. Fucking niggers.
This is one of the best chink shit I have gotten.
They sell the non AF adapter for the same price locally and the AF same Brad for. 5x, the original cannon is 10x.
It works no problems.
20buks
Some pants for the summer, great 100% cotton as far as I can tell. Soft and good. 12$
>>60539817
What you using it on?
>>60541163
post belly pics
Mi+ and 2 cannon m batterys + charger.
The mi+ repeater works but I need it only for one room so i never did test the range. It need a app and you just pick a network type the pass and it works. For some reason it does not work for my father's laptop win 8, but that's win problem. 6$
The batteries work, but I'm still waiting for the usb volt meter to arrive, so no amp test, but they are just as good as the original, and for 12$, are worth.
>>60539817
No you got memed hard
Is redmeme note 4x 3/16Gb a good deal for 129$?
It still does not have official lineageos as far as i know unnoficial runs pretty good on it. Even better than on RN3P.
>>60541202
Just my desktop PC
>smart watch for $20
I knew there had to be a catch. This isn't a smart watch at all.
>>60541262
>Smrat watch
>>60541262
The only good Chink Smartwatch at the Sub $50 range is the Oukitel A28/A58
Pay attention next time
>>60541262
why would you even get one in the first place
BT speaker, it's good, but I only listen to it for 30min, since it was a gift. The sound it better than the phone, it's smaller than it looks, and it's quite laud.
No comments on battery life. It can play when charging.
>>60539205
I got a small 4"? huion one and its good enough for a mouse. It has 3 macro buttons and the pens feel around. i stuck a tempered glass screenprotector (chink sent wrong one for my phone ) on it to have the glass feel like a surface pro.
I even drew a bit.
>>60541238
No I mean what headphones
>>60541294
Alright* instead of around...
Last 1$ lenovo mouse, it's small and shit if I compere it to the 1$ led mouse, but it's fine for a gift, or as a laptop muse when traveling.
It's 1$ but still if you expect a good fast mouse it's not worth, if you are gone gift it to someone it's fine.
>>60541293
Why is there an anal douche on your bench?
>>60541276
I'm just looking through flash deals, and it just looks shitty overall.
>>60541289
Same reason for 99% of chinkshit purchases: Maybe I'll find a use for it after buying it.
>>60541293
Good call on getting a douche. I couldn't live without mine.
>>60541322
It's a air blower, I use it for dust and shit like that.
>>60539945
>>60541339
Literally povo tier douche. You gotta get one where you can fill it up i na bottle and press the top like a soap dispenser. Holds more water and the water in your ass isn't going to be sucked back into the douche. The pump one may get a tiny bit, but water isnt being forced back into it
>>60541357
I just take off the nozzle so I can fill it with water directly, then squeeze out as much as I can and pull it out before letting go. Works just fine like that. Only need a tiny bit of water to get rid of the worst.
>>60541262
I bought one of those years ago, complete shit unless you like taking creepshots in 240p.
>>60541385
Ahh right, what do you like get on your knees and put your face to the ground like in a recieving position then just squirt it all in? Thats a bretty good idea desu.
>>60541391
I'm sure there's better options for that.
>>60541400
Just do it on the toilet, actually.
>>60541432
What, while you are just sitting there? You are a weirdo.
>>60541440
How's that weird? I'm just doing what I normally do on the toilet, but adding a little water to the process to make everything go more smoothly.
Anyone know where i can buy good dildo's? I bought one but it's too thick and i am in need of pleasure. Girth no bigger than 1.4inches
>>60541453
Wait what. Do you get pain there when you poo, or blood?? Or does it just sit there? Now it's getting even more weird.
I thought you were using it for.... other reasons
>>60541462
Oh and a suction cup on it would be A++++
>>60541474
I got it to clean myself out before certain activities, but I realized it feels really good to be clean even if I'm not planning anything after. There's those days where maybe I didn't have enough fiber or something and not everything comes out naturally.
>>60541551
>what is a bidet
>>60541607
weebtoilet
>>60541619
you mean a non-third worlder ass cleaner
>>60541607
Clean inside, not outside. And you can't order a bidet for less than $10 from China.
have we reached peak autism?
http://www.geekbuying.com/item/FQ777-Hexagonal-Fidget-Hand-Spinner-Brass-Blue-and-Gold-378845.html
>>60541320
But is it good for a gift?
>>60541628
>not wiping your own ass
Bet you take government handouts too. How does it feel that you can't use your EBT on Ali?
>>60541648
I give my EBT credits to some junkie in return for cash, so I can buy chinkshit :^)
>>60541631
Ass hole, then.
Yeah, cause if it were $10 it'd get all shitty and cross and eventually cause infection. Which you may already have. Especially is you keep clearing the natural lubricants in ass.
>>60541648
>living in a country that has EBT
>thinking you dont wipe your ass with dry toilet paper after using the bidet
Typical Amerilard
Could this be legit? I already got an 8GB cheap noname Sdcard from ebay and that was legit
>>60540994
huh?
Wrap the cord around your ears and get any IEM that comes with a variety of tips. Or is your ear misformed in a way that doesn't let you have the cord over your ear?
256 gb ssd for 80 bucks
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/KingSpec-22-42mm-NGFF-SSD-256GB-SATA-III-6Gb-s-Internal-Solid-State-Drive-NGFF-For/32741153443.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.67.UOilhT&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2_10152_10065_10151_10068_5010019_10136_10157_10137_10060_10138_10155_10062_10156_437_10134_10154_10056_10055_10054_10059_303_100030_100031_10099_100029_10103_100028_10102_10096_10147_10052_10053_10050_10107_10142_10051_10084_10083_5190020_10119_10080_10082_10081_10177_10110_10111_519_10112_10113_10114_10183_10182_10185_10033_10032_10078_10079_10077_10073_10123_10120_142-10050_10032,searchweb201603_1,ppcSwitch_5&btsid=ed0293fd-4b77-4032-a058-f0050112ab29&algo_expid=fa49ceea-e463-442d-aea0-6f778bf48507-8&algo_pvid=fa49ceea-e463-442d-aea0-6f778bf48507
>>60541819
It says in the description that it's "OEM".
I wouldn't risk it. I've ordered both "OEM" and brand SD cards from epray and I've never got a real one ever. They usually show the capacity they claim but if you test it with something like fdwrite then you'lll find that 32GB or 64GB cards have a real capacity of around 8GB. But you can't really use that 8GB safely either because the controller writes to seemingly random parts of the card.
It's easier to get a full refund from Ali Express than epray so I'd go there but you should consider just buying one locally. SD cards aren't really any cheaper from Ali compared to local stores anyway. The main advantage though is that if you order a Sandisk card then you'll get one, not some fake shit that's really 8GB with a controller that claims 32.
>>60541819
Fuck no moron
>>60541819
If you want a real sd card, get a chink brand one instead of one pretending to be a non-chink brand. The LD donut sprinkles are good, and I have a teal microdrive one.
>>60541819
Why would you want legit scamsung in the first place?
faggots should kill themselves unless they have really cute legs
wtf, how are these so popular?
>>60539817
Yeah I bought one of those, audio quality sucks for me too.
>>60542045
Normies pretty much. Some cool guy in social networks catches a whiff of this and before you know it every normie has a fidget spinner.
>>60541861
nice link, turbonerd
>>60542045
Studies have shown that there is a link between vaccines and autism. Emperor Donald Trump blames this for his son Barron's autism.
What has the governments around world been doing and what are they still doing? Mandating more and more vaccines.
Thus; we get this: widespread autism and autism spinners in shopping malls.
The sad truth is that I'm not joking; its not a joking matter. The west has had a seven-fold increase in autism the last 20 years and thanks to the introduction of western vaccines in some asian countries like South Korea they too are seeing an explosion in autism cases.
In addition to this there's also people who are not actually autistic buying autism spinners.
Is this a good idea?
>>60542185
>anti vac
Fucking killyourself you retarded faggot
>>60542206
It sounds like your parents didn't care or didn't know enough to prevent you from being damaged by vaccines yourself.
I feel sorry for you regardless of this being the case or not.
>>60539203
>>60542229
And the earth is flat right? Fucking faggot
>>60542229
>Gook faggot
>Antivac retard
Okay, kid.
>>60539100
Nobody should be wearing a watch that big
What did he mean by this?
>>60539945
Isn't most traffic in Yurop encrypted anyways?
>>60539986
Shame she also was the one that delivered your dragon dildo last week.
Official Wikileaks skin care prouducts
http://www.gearbest.com/skin-care/pp_363539.html
Got Ve monk plus from official site,
Singapore Post+ 10-30
Screen from tracking site
I should get package one week ago
Am I fucked and I just have lost 5USD + shipping?
>>60539138
>>60539172
>>60539180
>>60539205
>>60541294
XP-pen Star05 is better than Huion now. It only came out in like December so the meme has yet to catch on. Shit's got a huge usable area for its size, wireless, and has a batteryless pen because Wacom's patent lapsed finally.
>>60539266
I have the Fonge S500 and I really like them, perhaps I'll get a pair of these if they ever break
>>60542247
>earth is flat
>muh "globalist" shills
hmmm....
>>60542323
Gtfo manlets
SO ITS FINALLY HERE
PERFORMING FOR YOU
IF YOU KNOW THE WORDS
YOU CAN JOIN IN TOO
PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER
IF YOU WANNA CLAP
AS I UNWRAP
THIS CHINESE CRAP
>>60542421
That's normal
>>60542500
Kek
>>60542478
Go post that 50mm+ watch on /wt/ and get laughed at. Watches shouldn't be over 39mm.
>>60542624
Any idea how long am I going to wait for package?
>>60542500
C.K.
CHINESE KRAP
>>60542341
Wow, Comfy Tech Reviews really is an oldfag.
Got some fishing stuff this past week from ali/ebay.
>Portable scale works as it should
>Softlures are good quality
>Ordered 100 locks, got 130
>72pcs SS wire leaders with shitty locks, after changing locks they withstand 15kg as promised
Also got leonardo pro micro clone
>>60540714
>use a SD card as your hard drive
I wonder what can go wrong
How are you supposed to root a Redmi Note 4X from Linux?
chink virgin here, I was looking up some stuff on bang good and noticed the following:
"we decide to replace the original packaging with the foam packaging to enhance the protection."
After that I was... wait what?!
Does this mean that they send the stuff without its box? So for all I know I could be getting a second hand device?
I'm looking for a cheap ass bluetooth audio adapter if any anons have a rec
>>60541295
Philips SHP9500s
>>60542828
If chinks want to sell 2nd hand item as new they can just reseal package, its not that difficult. Just buy your shit from reliable seller and you wont get chinked
To get chinked or to get jewed?
I'm not american so shipping will cost me >$35 just for an ereader. The chinks are willing to ship to me with EMS for $10
>>60542828
They've probably had too many complaints and refund requests for whatever packaging the item comes with as standard and as so they're changing it.
If you've ever seen behind the scenes on how chink shit gets to you those chinks kick and toss packages onto boats and bodyslam it off to the other side.
Best mi2 band?
Reminder to show off your chink power level
>>60542934
Mi band 2
>>60542971
remove programming socks, then remove yourself.
How many Peters there are in china? This my first desu
>>60542971
who /rare/
>>60542815
>install chinese miui.
>root built in.
>activate it.
>install twrp with app.
>flash pajeet os.
>>60543059
Do you or does anyone else know what I should say when they ask for the reason why I want to unlock my phone?
>>60543093
That you want to develop apps for it
>>60543093
I said "I want to install a custom ROM".
Got the confirmation email in 20 minutes or so.
Phone is starting to restart by itself. What's a good phone below $180? With good camera for the price if possible.
Is the mail app on MIUI 8 safe? I don't want chinks to access my business email. There's not much in there but I don't want Xian looking in there.
>>60543147
https://www.kimovil.com/en/compare-smartphones/order.kiCamera,f_max_d+usdPrice.180
>>60543147
Redmi Note 4 Global. Make sure it's the Global version, not 4X or standard Note 4, and make sure it has the Snapdragon processor.
>>60543147
LeEco Cool1
>>60543165
Probably safer than gmail.
Chinks don't care about you unless you are a chink citizen.
>>60543165
if you're worried just install k9
All Bluedio headphones on sale at Gaybeast today
http://www.gearbest.com/top-brands/bluedio/101.html
>>60543232
>implying chinks aren't using any means they have to steal company secrets to give them the edge they need in building their global economic dominance
Anon that got a Fucked up note 4 reporting back, now they want to give me 10 bucks and a 5 bucks coupon for their store instead of a full 180 bucks refund
I will post the pics/video/shop when ali finally solve this shit so you can avoid them
CHINKED
>>60543297
Is this yours or from some russian review?
>>60543323
It's from reddit frontpage
>>60543323
https://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/comments/6cs3lu/if_youre_the_one_who_stole_my_1080_ti_and/?st=j31fcgs6&sh=d22fd016
anyone got a good ssd?
>>60543403
I got a evo 840, pretty nice SSD
>>60543403
Can't go wrong with KingDian.
FUCK
I think I accidentally saved my credit card to alipay, how do it remove it?
>>60543427
>using a real credit card for chinkshit
ahahaha
>>60543427
aaa xiexie mista laowai for the yuans kakaka
>>60543427
There's nothing wrong with Alipay.
>>60543427
Too late, they have all your details now
>>60542697
Manlet
My boyfriend just ordered me a Xiaomi 4 Pro. Is there something I need to know? It comes with the "global" ROM, do I have to flash it or just install the Google services somehow? And will it last at least 2 years?
>>60543479
*Redmi 4 Pro I mean
>>60543479
global = it comes with google services preinstalled. Normally it should work straight out of the box.
>>60543479
You need to beg the chink masters for permission to unlock your phone first. The default OS works fine though and comes with all Google services, if you're a normie it's perfect.
>>60543479
Global rom already has Google Play, at most it'll have an update waiting for the latest version of MIUI. I have a Redmi 4 Pro and it's working well, plenty of people here have Redmi 3 Pros which are still working fine with regular updates.
>>60543490
So I gotta like email them and be like "dear friend pls let me unlock the phone"? And hm… I'm not a normie but my curent phone is a Nokia Lumia, so…
>>60543495
Thanks… also there is no Nougat for it (and I guess there never will be?) Do I have to worry about it or it's MIUI updates which are the most important for Xiaomi users?
>>60543450
>>60543454
>>60543455
>>60543459
At least my bank has a 24hour minimum processing time for credit card transactions and has 24/7 anti theft montioring. I'll be right, won't I?
>>60543520
Xiaomi are testing out Nougat on a few of their devices internally right now, it'll come at some point.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/KingDian-120GB-240GB-480GB-SATAIII/dp/B01B2OR33E/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1495537273&sr=8-1&keywords=KingDian%23
will i get chinked?
>>60543523
did you actually create an alipay account? it's a seperate from you aliexpress acount, so saving a card to alipay doesn't do anything unless you have an account AFAIK
>>60543523
You'll be completely fine. You realise Alibaba, the parent company of Aliexpress and Alipay, is bigger than eBay and Amazon combined? They have nothing to gain by stealing from their customers. Alipay is just as safe if not safer than PayPal.
I'm really starting to regret falling for the Gentoo meme. Why is handling Android filesystems so frustrating? I have to go to a fucking Net Cafe to run the tools to root my Redmi.
>>60543557
>did you actually create an alipay account?
No
>so saving a card to alipay doesn't do anything unless you have an account AFAIK
Wrong. It still had my card details after I signed out. I found out to remove it fro Aliexpress's FAQ section
>>60543560
It is a credit anyway, so technically not my money, but my debt to burden.
>>60543505
Just stay on MIUI Global, no need to mess around with any custom roms
where can i find refurbeshed thinkpads without an OS
>csg oldfag here who has not browsed in a few months
I bought a few sharks before the price hike, 32gb and a 64 and was wondering what the current best micro sd cards Or just sd cards in general are the best bang for my buck?
Is there anything new that's cheaper and just as good as what sharks once were?
Or should I just suck it up and buy a slightly more costly shark?
Thanks for the help
>>60543640
Netac
>>60543640
Amazon, or 128gb Shark off of Banggood for $40usd
On gearbest, even if every item page says free shipping, it is essentially meaningless, so be prepared to be pre-chinked at the checkout stage.
>>60539945
>- Where should I buy it to receive it relatively fast?
How about just buying these from Germany?`
http://www.ebay.de/itm/DE-Baofeng-UV-82L-UHF-VHF-Dual-Band-Hand-Funkgerat-Walkie-Talkies-3000-mAh-Akku-/161118323600?hash=item2583668390:g:mjcAAOSw4YdY0Jb4
http://www.ebay.de/itm/BaoFeng-UV-5R-Plus-2M-70cm-Walkie-Talkies-136-174-400-480Mhz-Hand-Funkgerat-/151014212602?hash=item23292603fa:g:C~YAAOSw2gxY20vV
https://www.aliexpress.com/s/item/32691514253.html?trace=wwwdetail2mobilesitedetail&productId=32691514253&productSubject=For-multiplayer-games-pocket-30-anniversary-nostalgia-game-children-s-handheld-game-player-2-6-inch&aff_platform=aaf&cpt=1495528823667&sk=Y7bAZbY&aff_trace_key=0414b20b131c4a37bacd210e548e1d06-1495528823667-02407-Y7bAZbY
I ordered one of these for my autistic younger brother because he keeps moaning about wanting the NES Classic thats been discontinued.
Im going to prove to him I can get him something better for less.
Anyone know where I can get the extra controller for it on the cheap too? Dont seem to be on aliexpress by itself.
>>60543766
"RS-20 classic retro 30 anniversary children's game handheld video game console 2.6 inch screen 600 games tv game" is the item name incase the link dont work.
I managed to to find myself trying to talk to yet another chink who can barely speak English. So as a heritage chink, I poorly translate my question from English, to Cantonese in my head, then to Mandarin....
>>60542870
Banggood good enough?
On a related note, Banggood claims to have stock to ship right now, while Gearbest would have me waiting until July on an 8" tablet. Despite the lack of original box, Imma thinking it's worth going with the former just so that I can get the damn thing in June rather than halfway through august.
Although to be honest I'm quite touchy about that lack of original packaging stuff.
>>60543872
And apparently, it looks they banned chink runes from their own site. When did ali become such cucks?
>>60543887
Try making an image out of it and pasting the image into the message.
Why aren't you buying from taobao anyway?
>>60542901
Seems like you're screwed either way. Except that with chinks is always a gamble.
>>60543887
Can you imagine how expensive the customer support will be if the communication between seller and the buyer is done in mixed language?
>>60543735
OK, I feel less bad about getting chinked.
Just won one of these for 1 cent
http://www.gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_617204.html?wid=11
>>60543912
I'm a chink britbong and negotiating shipping with chinks is a pain in the ass
>>60543926
Haha
Fucking BBC cannot even into a TB agent
>>60543887
Ali is the site for non-chinks and strictly non-chinks
free zuk z2 hack
>buy a zuk z2
>break it
>buy another zuk z2
>claim that the zuk z2 the seller sent you is your old broken zuk z2
>seller sends you another zuk z2 as replacement
back again with the funny plant from china seeds
>>60543934
I've used taobao agents but being a huge jew, I'd rather not pay their fee... why deal with an agent when you can just work out a price with the seller, other than to save yourself the pain
>>60543942
Z U C C
>>60543950
It's fucking dying.
>>60543953
But you can't, couldn't you, baby.
Taobao delivers your shit to the warehouse, all you needed is someone to ship it
>>60543973
What warehouse? If you're talking about consolidated shipping, they don't have that for the UK.
>>60543966
The sun was very bright last week and soil was very dry and the chink growth hormones fucked up the leaves.
>got a broken phone
>shop want me to go to a repair shop, repair it myself and give them the receipt to pay me 50% of it
Can I force ali escalation somehow?
I'm sick of chinking attempts
>order a 120 pack of o-rings from china
>actually get 118
ITT: times when you got chink'd
>>60543986
Let me repeat myself in case, you didn't get that the first time.
Taobao consolidates your shit to the warehouse in China (Guangzhou),
all you needed is someone to ship it to the UK.
>>60543950
is it you 0utsider?
My Redmi Note 4 arrived finally.
How essential is it to flash a custom rom? I got it from Aliexpress from the Xiaomi Retail Store.
Can I put my phone banking apps on it?
Are the chinks gon steal all my emone
>>60544029
This seller is only trying to chink me that is why I want ali to take control of the dispute
Can it be forced?
Also unlike that subhuman I got a real broken phone
What are some useful miscellaneous knick knacks I can order right now for <5$? I just have this sudden urge to spend a few bucks on some chinkshit.
>>60544046
Which version?
>>60544061
"
Global Version Xiaomi Redmi Note 4 Snapdragon 625 Octa Core CPU Mobile Phone 4GB RAM 64GB ROM 5.5" FHD 13.0MP 4100mAh Band B4"
>>60544041
who else could it be
>>60544019
even if your country isn't listed here?
http://www.howtotao.com/taobao-global-consolidation-and-shipping/
>>60544059
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2017-Heath-Ledger-Joker-Action-Figure-Toys-5cm-PVC-Batman-The-Dark-Knight-Joker-Collection-Model/32786897651.html
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Finger-Rock-3D-Puzzle-Metal-DIY-B17-Fighter-Military-AirplaneMass-Effect-World-s-Famous-Building-Model/32790236758.html
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/13Pcs-SetMini-Diy-Adult-Fun-Jigsaw-3D-Star-Wars-X-Wing-TATA-Imperial-Destroyer-Fighter-Metal/32780163507.html
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/World-Famous-Building-3D-Metal-Puzzles-Neuschwanstein-White-House-Eiffel-Tower-Windmill-Metal-Earth-Jigsaw-Puzzle/32789049114.html
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/3D-metal-model-X-Wing-Star-Fighter-Star-Wars-3D-puzzle-Wholesale-price-Stainless-steel-Etching/32401397663.html
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/3D-Metal-Puzzle-3D-Laser-Cut-Model-3D-Jigsaw-Jurassic-Park-Dinosaur-Skeleton-Series-Contain-Pterosaur/32771057820.html
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/3D-Metal-Puzzles-DIY-Model-Space-machine-robot-Man-made-satellite-Mars-rover-Lunar-module-Children/32372540808.html
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/3D-Puzzle-Metal-DIY-F15-Fighter-Military-Wars-Airplane-Aircraft-Model-Leisure-Jigsaws-Children-s-Favorite/32623343902.html
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Sexy-pin-up-girls-of-World-War-II-vintage-bar-complex-old-posters-posters-of-decorative/32635011375.html
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Vintage-Paper-Hannibal-Retro-anime-poster-pin-up-Posters-cudi-poster-Vintage-Home-Wall-sticker-Decor/32752127165.html
>>60544059
flaslight, spinner, knife, socks, earbuds, watch straps, bottle openers, mechanicalspencils...
Just pick your poison mate
>>60544091
As long as it is in the warehouse, all you need is someone to ship/forward it to the UK.
>>60544071
It's got the global ROM so it's perfectly fine to use straight out of the box.
>>60544059
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/BODY-ART-Sexy-Model-Kate-Upton-Silk-Poster-Canvas-art-wall-art-painting-by-numbers-painting/32780286130.html
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Sexy-lady-Ride-Vintage-Poster-Motorcycle-paper-Retro-painting-core-wall-sticker-Retro-Print-Picture-cafe/32746512037.html
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Body-Art-Vintage-poster-sexy-lady-retro-black-stockings-wall-art-sticker-Old-nostalgic-bar-pub/32698277999.html
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Sexy-Beauty-Billiards-Poster-Vintage-Bar-Decoration-Home-Decor-art-Wall-stickers-Retro-Paper-Painting-Picture/32275594356.html
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Anime-Sexy-Girls-Vintage-Retro-Posters-Prints-Home-Decoration-4-Sizes-Large-Oil-Canvas-Painting-Modern/32678164180.html
>>60543950
It's male by the looks of it
>>60544016
>order two batteries from Gearbest
>they only send me one
>complain
>they refund me the cost of both batteries
>>60543245
Your bird is the devil
>>60543427
Wait. What's wrong with that
>>60543479
Are you a boy
>>60543245
surprised you haven't got any clothes which don't fit t b h
>>60543950
what type of plant is this?
>>60543966
>>60544041
>>60544196
where can I get some? I want to trick some dumb cunts
>>60544397
The herbal jew
What did she men by this?
the epitome of csg
>>60544567
what in all fuck
>>60544567
Foursome
Do any of these sites accept Paypal? I know Aliexpress does not.
>>60544567
I want to carve that pumpkin
>>60544611
Literally every site but aliexpress
>>60544611
Goybeast
Asstech
>>60544567
Is there porn of it?
Are the 30 dollar PortaPros from China on Ebay fake?
>>60544606
Oh fuck, now I see it.
Hi, eu-based lurker here. I want to buy zuk z2 pro, but can't decide whether to roll the dice on 1) gearbest et al or just an 2)eu-based redistributor:
1) GearBest & Friends
Pros:
12 month warranty,
cheaper,
**might** slip through the customs.
Cons:
dogshit distributor-based ROM (malware, compatibility issues),
China warranty,
if it hits the customs - same price as EU reseller,
20-45 day shipping.
2)
Pros:
24-month EU warranty,
original ZUI ROM (i.e. remove malware w/o root),
Shipping within a week
Cons:
Expensive
24-month warranty sounds too good to be true
Am I missing anything?
>>60544567
link please.
only asking for a friend.
>>60544735
Yes, that you can flash your firmware without unlocking your bootloader with their dedicated tool. Check the zukfans forums for more indepth stuff.
Also: consider all forms of warranty from China as useless.
>>60544735
IMHO 21% vat is a very small price to pay to have a 2 year buffer against sudden bricking.
Anyone know if there are any good Chink screen colour calibrators?
>>60544778
>zukfan
more like c,uckfan considering zuk is being discontinued
>>60543464
>>60542478
Idiot. Manlets have thicker wrists and need bigger watches. Manlets only have thin wrists if they are third worlders so malnourished it actually stunted their height. If you're wasting money on a watch you likely are a first worlders and have reached the maximum height your genetics allow.
If you are the height of an actual man then you will have thinner wrists, even if you are well built, unless you aren't natty.
That pagani is a hideous mall watch meant to be worn in a fat Russian or Pajeets wrist. If you actually wear that thing consider suicide. If you wear a dive watch and don't dive then grow up.
>>60544887
>manlets have thicker wrists
the width of your wrist directly correlates with height and width of frame. Taller people tend to be wider than shorter people. I don't know where you're pulling this manlets = thick wrists shit from. Got a source?
My Old Spice aftershave shipped from INDIA has arrived at my local post office after just 5 days. Not bad for free shipping!
If I select one shipping method and the seller ships using another, do I open a dispute?
Any Eurofag here who knows if authorities fuck my ass for buying counterfeited sunglasses from China?
>>60545001
you can also get indian razor blades for next to nothing with free shipping
>>60543479
For safety sake, download the official rom from the Xiaomi website and flash it before you use it.
>>60545052
What?
They have no reason to give a shit.
>>60545001
in b4 the spice is curry
>>60545052
For a single unit costing less than €20 they won't even care what is in the packet.
>>60543427
I've had my credit card details saved on Alibaba and Aliexpress for the last 10 years and I buy stuff every week. It's 1000% safe.
>>60544778
>>60544784
Thanks.
>>60544814
Less cucked, more chinked - limited options with regards to band 20 (800 Mhz) w/ OIS feature being present. This leaves Le Max 2 & Z2 Pro. In addition, Zuk shut down is not a discontinuation per se:
http://www.gizbot.com/mobile/news/lenovo-zuk-brand-smartphones-shut-down-merge-with-moto-brand-report-040293.html
"Contradicting this speculation, a few weeks back, the renders of the alleged ZUK Edge 2 emerged online."
"Lately, Alex Chen Yu, the Lenovo Vice President, claimed that the company will launch Moto smartphones with the Zuk ZUI interface. However, do keep in mind that Lenovo has not revealed any official word regarding the shutting down of the Zuk sub-brand."
>>60545080
Thanks Jack
>>60545052
I don't see why they would unless you try to sell them. It's generally the IP holders who care about enforcing IP laws anyway.
>>60545052
Chinks almost always list every package as a gift and at a lower value than it really is. That means customs don't fuck you. The only time I've heard of customs digging into your chink shit is when you use DHL or other faster delivery method because then customs KNOW it's something valuable in there.
>>60545052
Nobody cares about small packages. I just received a cashmere sweater I bought on Aliexpress for €50 marked as $5 on the outside
>>60545131
>>60545099
Does that fuck with your insurance claim if something goes wrong/lost though?
>>60545151
Insurance claim? No dude if it doesn't arrive you complain until you get a new one sent.
This is chink shit, not your local retailer.
>>60545170
I always stick on the extra insurance surcharge cos it's only a few dollars more. Makes me feel safe ans secure like a warm blanket. But I do tend to spend >$300 a time
>>60545064
>>60545078
>>60545093
>>60545099
>>60545131
Okay. Only paid 10€ anyway, so no taxes. It's just they destroyed 70.000 counterfeit Nike shoes once and it feels like every package is x-rayed because everything I got from China had this green sticker on it with something about EU.
>>60545151
No. You get your money back if it doesn't arrive.
>>60545228
Well yeah, 70k counterfeits are worth cracking down on. One pair among a sea of other unrelated packages is not.
>>60545228
>70.000 counterfeit Nike shoe
Yes. If you try to import 70000 units of a forgery then you MAY encounter some resistance from customs. Then again they should have sent the container to a greek port and pay the "unofficial" tax.
>>60545228
Just seems like such a waste to destroy them. At least drop them on africa or something. Although now that I say that I know exactly what would happen- they'd all get stolen by the local warlords then end back up on the market anyway.
>>60545300
That or say good bye to the long distance running gold medals for the next 20 years
>>60545324
Really not sure why you think that. It may surprise you that most africans are no long distance runners.
>>60545337
It was a joke, but it's no secret that those from certain areas of Africa perform better in long distance running because of physical differences to Euros.
>>60545357
that's racist
>>60545372
He says in a thread called chink shit general :^)
>>60545357
Kanye West?
Anyways, the Incan Indians would have challenge the Kenyans ez if they didn't get genocided off the face of the earth
>>60545195
you're so new here. this is chink shit we're talking about. if it doesn't arrive or you get chinked, just open a dispute and you'll get your money back.
>>60545453
I'd rather a big multinational foot the bill when something arrives broken or doesn't arrive at all than some Wang in China trying to hustle a few yuan so he doesn't get evicted.
A lot of people in these threads have no humanity.
>>60545486
if you get chinked, how is that anyone else's fault
>>60545486
alright heres your (You)
>>60545511
Yea if you get a pen instead of whatever you ordered that's something to make sure the seller takes care of but I've had so much shit arrive that was posted domestically and was completely fucked from being thrown around that I find it hard to take it out on the seller.
Just !yt search for bad fedex deliveries
>>60545486
You should go/create Jew Shit General or even better educate yourself. Those "multinational" that sell you "legit" products are getting 1000% markups on those "legit" products while exploiting the chinks for even less money per unit that we pay here. YOU FUCKING RETARD.
>>60545511
This
If you get chink'd for buying shady shit, you're askin' 4 it
>>60545537
I'm taking about the delivery cunts when I say multinationals dickhead
>>60545486
You really don't understand how the world works, do you?
Multinationals make slaves out of chinks. Chinks interested in honest business find a good market on places like ali, but if they try and fuck you over you shouldn't let them.
Wolves aren't kind, idiot.
>>60545568
Your post didn't make sense.
bretty gud quality for 1.60USD
i reckon the paint will wear quickly though
FUCK did i get chinked i ordered on the 12th now its 23nd
http://track-chinapost.com/startems.php?code=LM386744735CN
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/SMA-F-Female-Magnetic-Gain-Car-Radio-UHF-VHF-Ham-Antenna-NAGOYA-UT-108UV-For-BAOFENG/32681608271.html
>>60545684
>the paint will wear
No no, it will develop a patina.
plus it's a bit big
>>60545693
7th*
>>60545693
This is normal.
Come back after a week
>>60545700
very smooth legs
are you a trap
>>60545749
a fucking week i got my sunglasses which i ordered during the same time as this wtf mnasdmasndkwdekijkdlksajd
>>60539266
Those look just like the ones I've been thinking about getting. That pair could make a great gift though.
Any info on these?
>>60545797
Yes. It was the sunglasses that arrived abnormally quickly. Three weeks is the minimum you should wait from the time you order until you start giving a flying fuck. It's roughly 5 weeks where the point where it's likely never going to arrive kicks in, although I've seen people get stuff like 10 weeks after they ordered it. Shit people ordered last november was still arriving a few months ago.
>>60545857
why is china so SHIT that it doesnt have fuckin aliens or sometihng that deliver shit under 3 days after i order
Should Trump have banned all chink goods by now...? Well...?
>>60545892
soon
https://phys.org/news/2017-05-chinese-online-retailer-one-ton-delivery.html
>>60542697
Cool watch, are you a clown?
>>60543281
>chinked hard
>>60545899
He struck a deal with Jack Ma to have a US based AliExpress in future (JOBS JOBS JOBS) in exchange for looking the other way on chink shit.
>>60545892
That is becuz you don't live in SEA or EA
>>60545927
I didn't think people with progeria lived that long
>>60545901
I fucking HATE PR videos being sensationalized as "new product under way"
New thread
>>60545984
>>60545984
>>60545984
>>60545984
>>60545927
Yup. Jack Ma wants to do a reverse AliExpress where chinks can order US shit. He promises one million jobs in US packing and shipping burger shit to China.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/michaelzakkour/2017/04/25/alibaba-takes-first-step-to-fulfilling-jack-ma-and-president-trumps-one-million-u-s-jobs-promise/#2b30d1d5a987
>>60545684
>>60545700
a link?
>>60544887
Im 6'8 you faggot manlet
>>60543191
Shit recommendation
>>60544561
shouldn't have said "it works ok"
>>60546375
Everyone here uses Kimovil you faggot
>>60542971