ETERNAL ROCKS WORM: WINKUCKS GETTING KUCKED INTO THE OBLIVION
A security researcher has identified a new strain of malware that also spreads itself by exploiting flaws in Windows SMB file sharing protocol, but unlike the WannaCry Ransomware that uses only two leaked NSA hacking tools, it exploits all the seven.
>ALL SEVEN NSA BACKDOORS
ALL
SEVEN
BACKDOORS
https://thehackernews.com/2017/05/smb-windows-hacking-tools.html
Microsoft to shut down their business by December, Bill Gates issues public apology next month.
>>60538868
>Bill Gates
What decade are you living in? Windows is an Indian company now.
>>60538868
I came here to laugh at this.
>>60538868
>Sep 2014
Relevant graph you have there...
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HAHAHAHAH
HAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Android windows 10 master race here.
It's no surprise microshits attempts at mobile have all fallen flat going on over a decade now it's just not their forte
>>60538868
Off-topic but Britbongs are just going to have to get used to a bombing at an Ariana Granda concert in Manchester that has killed 19 people. Sure are a lot of gas leaks lately.
>>60538899
Disco Stu voice:
If these trends continue ...
>>60538979
>Ariana Granda
Is that whore still alive?
>>60538868
Good luck, I'm behind seven backdoors!
>>60538997
kek
FUCK
>>60538997
DELET THIS
>>60538868
Why doesn't Microsoft just stop working with the NSA?
>>60538997
TOP KEK
>>60538868
WTF I hate windows now
>>60539336
>Why doesn't Microsoft just stop working with the NSA?
Because Microsoft working with or not working with the NSA has no bearing over this situation?
The NSA kept the SMB exploits for their own use and didn't tell Microsoft about them.
I don't have SMB enabled and by default the SMB ports aren't even forwarded,
>18th of may
>still nothing happening
it's nothing
>>60542396
The majority of front facing systems are windows based. MS would not want to upset its largest client, now would it?
>>60538868
see kids? this is what happens when you write a misbehaving procedure
>>60542494
front facing as in servers or clients?
>>60542729
more like this is what happens when you use C
>>60538881
Gates still important in MS.
>>60542396
Also NSA have rats among MS developers and blackhat hackers. MS can't win against NSA.
>>60538997
holy shit
NSA WAS A MISTAKE
WINBLOWS WAS A MISTAKE
>years active
>>60542899
B O T N E T
https://intel.malwaretech.com/WannaCrypt.html
how the fuck is this thing still alive
>>60538881
Google is an Indian company too. So Indians are controlling the IT sectors
>>60538997
My sides
>>60538868
> All Seven
Look out for the tip of that iceberg!
>>60538881
>>60543228
>>60542805
not to mention a bounty program
>>60538868
>Disable Samba
>Problem solved
Do these NSA tools include exploits for Linux? Where can Iook them up to see if I'm affected?
>>60538868
>thehackernews
>Swati Poo Khandelwal
No thanks Mr.Khandelwal
>>60543841
do you really think that this is only security hole?
do you think that there wont be *much* more ransomware?
>>60538914
How the fuck did you achieve that? It's been over a year since I started using Win10 and I'm still waiting
>>60543916
default menu start contain links (simply ads) to xbox, skype, office.
Install. Damn. GNU/Linux
>>60543972
>uncheck a box
>>60543972
did you forget, motherfucking candy crush?
>>60544665
Haven't seen it since I first installed Windows 10 and uninstalled that.
>>60543841
>This is what using an OS for cucks feels like
http://kb.bodhost.com/steps-to-enable-and-disable-smbv1-smbv2-and-smbv3-in-windows-servers/
wow that was hard.
Also this shit doesn't even really apply to home users. It's for those that use Windows Server, which is why you've noticed in the news they only talk about hospitals/local businesses being effected.
>>60538914
an ad on your os
would throw it out of the window