Describe the most difficult/complex program have written

The exponential function, obviously. THE GREATEST DOWNFALL OF THE HUMAN RACE is our inability to understand the exponential function. Watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-QA2rkpBSY

>>60515354
10 PRINT "cd.. cd ls ls"
20 END

>>60515369
now this is an expert programming technique

>>60515404
are you my grandpa who just discovered reddit
what the fuck

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I once wrote hello world in haskell

A program that watches for changes in an xml file then broadcasts some info via websockets.

I'm just a webdev poojet

>>60515354
Did an internship for a school district. Some random fucker requested we made an app for kids to order school lunches through. So we did. And it was terrible because I had to make it in Cordova and nodejs. I still can't really forgive myself for it.

>>60515354
fizz buzz

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>>60515369
> tfw 404 forever
DELETE THIS
IT HURTS ANON

A .bat file that used nircmd and wget to parse tweets from @afp and read them with microsoft sam tts. It was a scheduled task that launched every morning at 7am. After telling me the tweets it opened a fujitv livestream in mpc-hc in fullscreen. Nearly 0 programming was done aside the parsing part

>>60515354
One that can prove if OP has any intelligence.

>>60515615
>tfw made an archive
>tfw deleted it

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>>60515599
so its YOUR FAULT at those times when i didn't get to eat lunch in Elementary. because "apparently i had no money in my account." Even though my mom would put money in. I would be starving the whole day, I hope you feel bad ruining kids days.

>>60515354
A shell with piping and redirection and subshells in C
Parsing was by far the hardest part

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>>60515354
A game engine.
The amount of edge cases to get it crossplatform was complete bullshit.

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>>60515354
pic related

I made a computer encryption algorithm that worked so good that even if you pit your password in correctly it would still be encrypted

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Complete? Some vibration monitoring software using order analysis to detect faults in rotating machinery.

Incomplete? Got halfway through software to automatically separate CT scan lung datapoints into lobes as well as some other shit.

>>60515354
A Bayeux client written in Java which connected to a Salesforce API endpoint and updated a database with lead data from Salesforce in real time. I was going to create a data analysis engine that would have enabled prescriptive analytics but unfortunately I had to discontinue work on the product because I didn't have enough time for it.

>>60515678
what about wrong passwords?

>>60515752
nope. if you type a wrong password it will get decrypted at once.

>>60515799
nice. This sounds safe as fuck

>>60515354
I partially ported a game from the Löve engine to Godot

>>60515845
It's reverse psychology. Hacker will not try to decrypt when he doesn't have password but if he has right password and tries he think is wrong password.

>>60515491
"cd
>>60515643
No, they didn't even end up using the app after I fucked my morals making it

>>60515648
Gameenginefag here too, except mine was way shittier than whatever you made. I cheated and used Allegro to make it cross platform.

>>60515354
An erlang-like run-time library or real-time embedded firmware.

>>60516057
An alternative multiplayer mod for a popular game

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Most complex and finished would be a macro recorder and player.
Well, "finished". I still work on it fairly regularly with new ideas.
Also been rewriting it since a lot of it was using horrible horrible shit-code I wrote back in 2006 before I standardized my workflow.

Or maybe some procedural generation stuff for world generators, sentence generators, creature generators and even made a semi-procedural fake web as a joke because friends would be going without internet for a while.
Procedural shitposts!