/SG/ Shills General

Thanks, OP. Here's a text that has been useful in the past:

>To compete with Google, the mere utterance of such a sentence, is quite asinine and frankly, an impossibility. It should be a crime to disrupt market purity when it has been distilled to a level approaching a greatness the likes of any generation has ever seen.


>-Sent from my Google Pixel

Still has a few more years of use out of it.

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>>60514523

Proud shill checking in. Been logging a few minutes today and never felt better. Glad to get it out of my system and proclaim my allegiance to really great products. I approve so highly of them I can't remain silent. Spreading awareness to help lives is my only motivator.

Love me some Google! Ha-ha. Seriously, though. Google is the default for everyone. If not, you're doing things right.

>>60516610
I hope you meant not doing things right!

>>60516633
Ha-ha, Oops. Of course that's what I meant.

I recently converted from Microsoft Edge to Google Chrome. Seriously, best choice ever.

/g/ is fucking nothing without pushing products. Nobody cares about shills anymore. It's shameful.

but seriously, we can't let this guy have the nuclear codes.