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Russian Cleric Blesses Computers to Fight Ransomware 2017-05-21 03:22:11 Post No. 60508812
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Russian Cleric Blesses Computers to Fight Ransomware 2017-05-21 03:22:11 Post No. 60508812
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Russian Cleric Blesses Computers to Fight Ransomware
Blyat
2017-05-21 03:22:11
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Why haven't you had your computer blessed yet, /g/? Don't you want to be protected from ransomware?
http://boingboing.net/2017/05/17/prophylactic-bricking.html
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>>60508812
>implying
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>>60508812
To those of you who are new to this: It's a common practice to bless everything and anything in Russia.
There's a few websites who have large and long series on this; they bless tanks, guns, grenades, submarines, aircraft and who knows what.
I'd find OPs picture hilarious if this was new to me but since it's not I'm now just seeing another normal day in Russia.
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>>60508863
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>>60508863
>I just fucking cleaned those. I hope thats Hoppe's
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>>60508812
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>>60508961
lol
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>>60508812
Just like in my Imperium pamphlets.
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>>60508961
That's remotely controled carkey. Typical orthodox gadget.
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>>60508863
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>>60508863
>giving weapon Faith enchanment
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>>60508888
>Apache Helicopter
That's some fine Slavic engineering, right there.
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>>60509058
kek
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>>60509058
It actually works.
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>>60508863
>you will never own these blessed AKs
Why even live?
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>>60508812
You know what I'm not even mad I want my computer blessed too
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>>60508863
>have russian friends
>their grandmothers have blessed statues from the old country
>they came to the US right when the USSR fell
>realize that there was a blackmarket for blessed goods/idols in the USSR
BRAVO COMMUNISM
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>>60509091
Slavs love to copy
From their alphabet to their religion to their architecture to their government, the whole thing is basically flagrantly ignoring IP
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>>60508812
papa bless
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