How can I catch the next meme chinkshit product early and

don't you already hang out around small children? ask them

>>60499982
Be Jewish

>>60500008
i did a dna test i'm, 0.1% ashkenazi

is that enough?

Just here to find

>>60500000

Oh and also

>>60499999

>>60500023
No, you need at least 0.5% Jewish DNA to enjoy their powers

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Was Kirito autistic?

>>60499982
Look out for deals, then buy whatever is cheap and kinda cool and sell it

Create the next trend, dont wait for it

/csg/ were buying these 2 months before the fad.

>>60499982
Make a fidget spinner out of every major pop culture idol

>>60500723
Not intentionally, but the writer is and that bled into every character.

Hire lawyers and write an extensive patent on a combination of moving parts that treat autism.

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>>60500900
don't forget the blinking LEDs

lurk >>>/g/csg/ more

>>60499982

Omg! I want to know how too! Don't just tell the OP, tell us all! We all want to make lots of money!

>>60500956
mate
that's already a thing

>>60499982
Get close ties with Chinese suppliers? If you can get them shipped to you and and in turn customers the quickest, then you get the most money.

>>60499982
go on low key forums

>>60499982
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tipping_Point

>>60500000

>>60501431
Trying to catch the quints? You're supposed to delet it after.

But since we're here, who's >>60499999?

>>60499996
That's what he's doing.

>>60499982
Easy. Just realise which chink factories have an overstock of some shit, and design a product around said shit. Then ship the product massively in containers and initiate a viral campaign to make children and manchildren buy them.

Spinners are a marketing psyop to get rid of bearing stocks. They sell you 4 bearings in a plastic case, of which you are using only the center one, and charge you the equivalent of 12 bearings.

Inventing the next big thing is not enough. You need to get it in front of e-celebs such as pewdiepie so everyone thinks its the cool new thing to have.