girl coders

>be only male on my team
>all the girls try to help me with every task I'm given
>manager promotes me for doing nothing because she's a lonely virgin working in a vaginafest

Feels good

>>60484143
>coders

Into the trash it goes

>>60484143

Skilled workers will always be needed so I'm fine.

>>60484143
>say i identify as a girl
>they can't call me out on it because they'll be labeled as binary supremacists or whatever tumblr calls them
>get free career scholarship

>>60484143
>incorrect password attempt
>incorrect password attempt
>cd ..
>cd ..
Wow, this is the power of programming!

>>60484143
>can't cd
>can't sudo
>pretends to teach girls programming
Fucking hell, the worst part is that these kind of retards actually get hired thanks to gender quotas and "muh equality" maymay.

all men throughout all of history have know that women are a meme

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>>60484143

sage the bait thread, yeah man, look at this code skills, very intimidating

>>60484143
Girls are mentally unable to write meaningful code whatsoever, so even if women will start to get hired (probably already have) due to this bullshit politically correct climate we are experiencing lately, skilled programmers (i.e. males) will forever be needed when skills actually matter (i.e. 95% of the time in any programming activity)

This whole thing of "women in tech" is just a giant fake shitshow put on by the industry to keep the feminazi quiet lmao

>>60484143
>go to https://www.kodewithklossy.com/ to check out if it's real
>website is another web 2.0 nightmare javascript botnet website that is completely blank unless you enable javascript

>>60484676
what did you expect?

>>60484143
>Image shows someone failing to use the terminal
>Pretending she is smart or involved in technology at all

She went to Gallatin School of Individual Learning where students "design their own interdisciplinary program that meets their specific interests and career goals."

Her only credential is being attractive.

>>60484283
Everything about this pisses me off.

Why are liberals still pretending that there aren't women in engineering and comp sci. It's so fucking retarded, it's a non-problem and all they are doing is essentially trying to saturate a market. The only reason these idiots focus on "coding" is because they think it's easy, they teach girls basic HTML and Python and then they congratulate themselves. Anyone idiot can learn the basics of a computer language, it's implementing the knowledge that is hard. A social media site is more than just HTML and CSS but these girls won't know that.

>>60484676
>Hands out shirts saying "like a kloss"

Holy fuck is that self congratulatory.

I wonder if they use Kodeblocks as their IDE :^)

>>60484143
>How does it feel knowing that women will soon be the majority of programmers?
How does it feel to be wrong.

Men are the better logicians, this has been proven over and over.
Women in coding is promoted for bulk/monkey code - the type of code that will be generated by AI in the very near future.

On the contrary to your assessment that programmers will be majority women, I assert that men will again become the majority.
Programming will become 'hard' again after AI can take care of the easy/busy work.

>>60484886
It's happened before and it'll happen again...
Ada Lovelace, et al.

>>60484143
Sorry, try again.

>>60484897
extreme outliers

>>60484143
feels good. more people knowing basic coding just means that good programmers will get more respect in society

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>>60484143
>mfw still don't know if #kodewithklossy is a legit thing or a meme taken too far

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>>60484143
I hope they're mostly Indian with cute feet

As long as I still have a job, I couldn't care less if there are a majority of guys or gals in the industry

>>60484886
>Men are the better logicians, this has been proven over and over.
If you believe this, you're certainly not one of the better logicians.

>>60484957
>Cute feet
What did you mean by this?

>>60484283
of course she can't code herself lol

>>60484957
where are the feet and how do we know that they're cute

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>>60484950
Klossy is a genius who knows how to make monies tbqh

>>60485011
I'd fuck Klossy while she's in bed koding on her Macbook

It feels amazing because I will soon be the only programmer on earth knowing what quick sort is (and therefore the best programmer on earth).

>>60485036
is that kid vaping

>>60485055
>such feelings towards a 3D girl
Ew

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>>60484957
Trenton from Mr. Robot lmao

>>60484676
If you look at the source you can see the site is made by some websitebuilder at wix.com.

>>60484283
>cd code
????????¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿????????

>>60484208
What's wrong with using "cd .."? I always see people here pointing that out.

>>60485144
Who is this? I feel like I've seen her before

>>60484924
Not even outliers, just what's expected from the statistics, a very few truly genius women. Also it's not hard to dominate the field when there are only two other programmers and zero actual hardware, and the only people who would even care or understand enough to notice are super smart already.

>>60485330
Trenton, From Mr Robot

>>60485344
Oh lol, I thought she was someone I went to school with. My b

>>60485391
Maybe you did??!?

>>60484886
How logical you are does not depend on gender, but on your personality. While it's true that there are more male Thinkers and more female Feelers, this is also largely the result of their environment, so by stumulating more women into programming, future generations might have more female Thinkers

>>60485284
Nothing but it can hardly be called programming

Lots of pain supporting crappy software

>>60485436
It can't be at all. It's just a navigation command, but maybe those fools that those little colored codes seem so smart that it was worth posting on #Instagram #KodingIsKool

>>60485408
Hmm yeah maybe. I asked because the background of that photo looks like my University.

>>60485421
>it's true that there are more male Thinkers and more female Feelers
This what it coems down to.

I don't at all dispute there can be talented female programmers.
I don't even dispute that a female could at any particular moment in time, be the /best/ programmer on earth.

I do however dispute that females will become the majority programmers, simply because no matter how silly the 'gender wars' get, AI will take over the majority of 'easy' programming leaving only hard problem where even under your admission, males will dominate (but of course females will exist, and again, might even at a particular moment be the best)

>>60485550
>AI will do X
No.

>>60485550
>coems
I can't believe I made this error.
Maybe females will be the best coders after all as maybe they're better at proofreading...

>>60484143
I hope they suck at their job

>>60485567
Well then, take a time machine back to 1970 where compilers where a lot simpler than they are now... (/non existent)

We're not talking about some silly siri/cortana/jarvis AI - we're just talking about intelligent macros in the 21st century.

>>60485036
>filename
kek haven't heard that one in awhile

A good manager can still organize any project so that you only need minimap coding skills to get anything done.

That one extremely complex thing that you dont trust anyone to actually do? You just hire a consulting firm you "advice you on". A firm you own, preferably.

>>60485609
>intelligent macros == AI
you retarded friend?

>>60484815
>"design their own interdisciplinary program that meets their specific interests and career goals."
hahahahhahaha

i want off this fucking ride..

>>60484143
>sudo incorrect password

Did she enter the wrong password 3 times or what is going on here.

>>60484143
SHE CANT EVEN FUCKING SUDO
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>60484143
>Touch my first program...
Love Karlie Kloss Koding
the KKK never looked so good!

>>60485011
Exactly, she figured out "Wow, so I'm cute, but so are like millions of other girls out there, how can I stand out?" cd\sellshirts

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I sent her this, she went online, saw it and went offline

>>60486317
savage. But deserved

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>>60484143
>>60484283
>karly kike
>can't even change directories with the command line
Is there a way to use GCC to compile programs using a GUI app? I don't know how she could do it otherwise.

>>60484183
Wow, I thought I was the only person who hated the term "coders."

>>60484198
Don't worry, they'll double-think their way out of that one, maybe even triple-think if you keep trying.

>>60485421
>this is also largely the result of their environment
Source?

they should just clone Natalie Silvanovich a couple of million times

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>>60486317
>thinking they care
>thinking normies will pause an intro video to read whats on a terminal
>thinking normies will even know what any of it means

>>60486512

A "coder" doesn't exist, it's not a job description or a major. The only thing that pisses me off more than coder is the term maker.

>mfw finally girls can spend all their life sitting in dark basements while i do management socializing my way to the top
feels good

>>60484143
Who gives a shit, even if by some miracle women would dominate the programming market, free software would be the same and that is the only thing that matters.

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>>60486948
>free software matters

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>>60484283
can someone explain this logic to me? I'm a software engineer with 5 years experience but this just flies over my head. Really advanced koding from kodie.

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>>60486944
Nah, they will end up working in at a trendy startup with a big open work space like in the pic attached. Sure the startup will most likely fail in the first couple years, but hey that's the sacrifice you have to make being a professional Koder™ #LikeaKloss

>>60486963
Do you really think proprietary software is trustworthy? That government secrets and private data should just blindly put into the hands of these private companies to decide if they'll misuse it or not?

>>60487009

It's a coding tutorial, you learn to code by typing out what it tells you to.

>>60484143
kinda forced.

>>60484815
>and all they are doing is essentially trying to saturate a market.

Gee, I wonder who would want that.........

They may be the majority of code monkeys, not programmers though. I've never met a female "coder" who would actually have interest in programming outside of what's required for work.

>>60484173
that is the first thing that came to mind no lie

>>60484143
Except they won't. As (You) said in your subject fields: "girl coders"

coders =/= programmers

>>60484143
That page probably serves 10+ megabytes of JS just so she can have the bar on the left.

>>60484143
It's aways good to be a minority.
Special rights and no extra work.

>>60484143
>woman gets into tech
>starts a "coding for women" business
Everytime

>>60484370
>most girls
ftfy

The thing is you don't need to encourage women to get into tech. The low percentage that like it/are good at it don't need the incentive.

>>60484173
>women on team are 30+
>they are all competing for my attention
>randomly get homemade cookies and shit

Women get desperate as fuck once they hit the wall

>>60486303

more like
>good looking
>6'2
>wtf I'm a runway model now
>maybe I should make my own "brand"
>lets sell shit to wanna be programmer grlls cuz thats the current thing

>>60484143
HAHAHA

Women teams will be fired en masse once they reach companies with 90% female to 10% male ratio. Women literally get sidetracked with workplace drama the moment some guy shows up. Women in tech is a meme, and will be dead by 2050.

>>60486912
>>60486512
>>60484183
If somebody uses the word "coder" or "code" as a verb in a business setting I'm immediately on the defensive. It's almost exclusively used by some slick management-type who's trying to make my job sound cool so that I'm compelled to just go along with whatever he's saying. You get a ton of these in the startup market. "Oh hey anon, you can do this, you can do that, because you're rockstar godlike ninja coder, right? We're all chill-ass bros here, after all!" Sure, after specification, an estimate, and proper scheduling.

Referring to programmers as "coders" cheapens our profession. It's like calling a construction worker a "hammerer" or calling a doctor a "pill slinger" or something.

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>>60484208
>>60484255
>>60484283
>if you accidentally leave out a space or enter your password incorrectly two times in a row you are automatically branded a computer illiterate... if you're a woman that is
So guys... any hot dates lately?

>>60487501
>spotted the roastie

>>60484143
Doesn't matter, AI will cuck them out of their jobs and men will retake nursing for the patriarchy.

>>60487501
When someone repeats a mistake 3 times then just types garbage it fill in the spaces is, to me, the equivilant of someone saying "I can do something better than you" failing at it, then mumbling something about how it would have been if they did it correctly, and then yelling "SEE TOLD YOU!"
So yes. It makes her a worse human being.
But thats just my opinion.

>>60485284
They're showing off their 'hacking' skills

oh look I can change directory

cd ..
pwd
cd ..

look at me we teach l33t hackers

>>60486155
underrated

>>60487471
>It's like calling a construction worker a "hammerer" or calling a doctor a "pill slinger" or something.
those both sound pretty great, though.

>>60487471
These are the same people that will try to get free advice/support because "you're good with computers." They think this shit is magic and you either have the power or not. They don't realise it takes actual wisdom and thought to program/do IT. It takes actual work, not magic

>>60487501
I'm married

>>60487471
>pill slinger
I like it. Gonna call my doctor friend like that.

>>60487501
Why would I need to go on dates? Dates are for whores and lonely single people.

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>>60485011

>>60486317
that's the thing. they're not teaching them shit. it's just a way for her to promote her brand and herself. she's a model. potentially the most useless and vain career path someone can choose. it hinges on nothing more but your looks. while she chose such a worthless career she's trying to preach to young girls that they should go into programming or other stem fields. the hypocrisy of this is hilarious.

my school also started doing a girls who code or some such shit program over the summer for high school girls. i haven't seen any nerdy girls in that group. it's all cheerleader looking bimbos and rabid leftist types with retarded haircuts and hair colors that just loiter around the building gossiping about what guys they want to fuck. it's just something for them to put on their college applications and nothing more.

the girls who code organization is also in fact started by a woman that is neither a programmer, nor did she major in STEM, but a fucking lawyer turned politician.

>>60487850
also, another interesting thing about girls who code:
>In 2012, Saujani founded Girls Who Code, a nonprofit organization which works to close the gender gap in technology.[16] In 2015, she collected a salary of $224,913 from the organization according to Internal Revenue Service filings.[17]

i'm sure karlie gets a similar kickback.

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>>60487683
>mfw someone sees me as a god with computers despite the fact that i'm a trained monkey standing on the corpses of 50,000 failed linux kernel compilations
i still fuck up bit shifts and these people see me as the next linus!

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>>60487850
>>60487869
fuck this gay earth

>>60487889
It's not hard, most famous charities give the owners enormous salaries.
Start your own! Profit off the charity of the naive!

>>60484370
my gf is quite alright with programming desu, but then again she is an engineer and not a wannabe special "coder" snowflake

>>60487471
>pill slinger
if I ever start selling drugs, I'm going to call myself that.

>>60487880
Sometimes it can be a good thing, but I usually see it as bad. People look at you like a function rather than a person with skills. It's very dehumanizing. Especially with computers they see them as magic boxes, not with awe, but with disdain.

There were a lot of girls in my classes the past two years, maybe about 50%
Literally every one save one whom I never interracted with and one that I helped with the mess that is Android Studio couldnt even figure out hello world in Java without extensive help, and most just flat out flunked despite being given every chance.
The two that did fine on their own seemed like people I could work with on a project, not geniuses but able to hold their own.
So maybe 6% of female CS students are going to become competent given the sample size I've seen

>>60487965
i don't mind it personally, i just avoid doing tech support for most people (oh sorry buddy, at university we learned how to handle optimization of extremely parallel problems using fortran (for like 20 minutes kek), i'm not too good with networking! i can't fix your router now, but do you want to hear about the time i saw a superc- oh okay bye) and demand money whenever anybody wants me to do something for them.

your mysql install is fucked? oh sorry man, my time is very valuable.... $100 an hour?

>>60484143
>How does it feel knowing that women will soon be the majority of programmers?

This is pretty much it. Neckbeards will create computer languages something similar to English. It's girls and their culture that drive all this. Once this is achieved they'll no longer need you.

>>60488024
Righteous. Glad you're on that path, I see a lot of pushovers in the field and it makes me mad people take advantage of them, and that people let them get taken advantage of

>>60487501
It's not that, it's the fact that they took a picture of it and made it the landing image of their site. It shows that they (the people behind koding with klossy) have no fucking clue what they are doing.

everything is better when done by cute girls
men will be obsolete soon

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>>60488074
>3dpd girls
>cute

>>60487996
>First year
>~85 people in the course, 12 girls

>Current year, writing Bachelor's thesis
>~40 people weren't kicked out, among them 7 girls
>
From my sample the amount of lazy retards among girls is about the same as among guys. It's not America, but still.

My grandfather used to use the phrase all the time "Computers wear skirts" It used to be that women *were* the computers, doing the rote work that men didn't want to. Think NASA, WWII Crypto. Grace Hopper herself invented the term debugging removing a literal cricket from a machine. This isn't like some big new thing--women were integral to the origins of programming and computing as we know it now. I'm not really sure how it ever became un-cool for women to be into technology as it was a primary field and one of the only options for many of them or a long time. I'm glad to see the return for one. I'd rather look at women in the office all day than fat neckbeards who hate women.

>>60484143
SJWs are going to destroy everything

>>60488107
the difference is that in america the girls are let into the program because they are girls. it doesn't matter if they don't have the aptitude, or even a shred of interest in the topic. all that matters is that they are women.

>>60487850
> i haven't seen any nerdy girls in that group. it's all cheerleader looking bimbos and rabid leftist types with retarded haircuts and hair colors that just loiter around the building gossiping about what guys they want to fuck

This is so fucking spot on. Girls who are actually interested in CS and STEM degrees while they are in High School aren't looking for Karlie Kloss's program because they are actually trying. I saw many girls when I was in robotics and at hackatons while in HS.

All that people like Karlie do is take money from and exploit girls who are fans of her. She purposefully accepted a "diverse" set of girls just to promote herself, it's fucking pathetic. Karlie (what faggot would name their kid this spelling of Carly) should put a gun in her mouth, she's exploiting her young fans to make money and up her image.

>>60488116
>Grace Hopper herself invented the term debugging removing a literal cricket from a machine.
wrong

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>>60484143
>incorrect password attempt
>cd
>cd
No way this is real.

>>60487850
>>60487869
And once again I am reminded that virtually all non-profits and charities in existence are actually scams and frauds.

Feels good man

>>60488169
While she was working on a Mark II Computer at a US Navy research lab in Dahlgren, Virginia in 1947, her associates discovered a moth stuck in a relay impeding its operation. While neither Hopper nor her crew mentioned the phrase "debugging" in their logs, the case was held as an instance of literal "debugging." The term bug had been in use for many years in engineering.[60][61] The remains of the moth can be found in the group's log book at the Smithsonian Institution's National Museum of American History in Washington, D.C.[62]

whatever, widely accepted anecdote. suck my cock over it.

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>>60484143
i should invest in cat food and cat accessories

obviously these women will end up as cat ladies, alone and miserable, because they won't find a man with a better job, and hell will freeze if they settle for a lesser person.

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>>60484143

>leaving bitch work to those that are best suited for it.

>>60486468
code blocks

>>60486468
Cmake has a gui

>>60487501
>if you accidentally

She does that several times on different moment fucking roastie, there is another thing than they do is just call for attention? what a shallow life dude

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>more women in IT
>more women that I can discuss topics I enjoy
>more women who will find what I have to say about areas in which most women have 0 interest

How is this bad exactly?

Do you WANT to keep IT a fucking autistic sausage fest forever?

Granted, most women do not have the mental capacity to be really god coders, but then again so do most men(although less so).

I'm all for more women in my field. At least then I won't have to go out of my way to find women with similar interests.

>>60488683
None of those women will be interested in you retard White Knight. Good luck picking up all the female slack.

Women in tech is clearly wage suppression, just like h1b pajeets

>>60488063
>getting this butthurt over a marketing scheme

>>60488722
>None of those women will be interested in you
Well, if there's just one in a office full of men, she can pick and choose which one she'll allow to keep her company. If you have more women the competition between males isn't that hard.

>retard White Knight
Really?

>Good luck picking up all the female slack.
I wouldn't stand for a useless engineer in my own team. Whatever sex they are. If a shit engineer joined my team, one that wastes time of everyone else by creating trash, and cannot be taught, I would pester management to let them go or at least move somewhere else.

>Women in tech is clearly wage suppression
Yeah, it definitely does have that effect. Though that's probably one of the many reasons why so many people are pushing for this shit.

Truth be told most big tech companies stop caring about the quality of engineers the bigger they get. Once you have a bit enough workforce you can replace any engineer with very little cost, which therefore makes engineers cheaper.

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>>60488683
>I'm all for more women in my field. At least then I won't have to go out of my way to find women with similar interests


m'lady

>>60488769

>>Good luck picking up all the female slack.
>I wouldn't stand for a useless engineer in my own team. Whatever sex they are. If a shit engineer joined my team, one that wastes time of everyone else by creating trash, and cannot be taught, I would pester management to let them go or at least move somewhere else.
That's kinda the point. No one here cares that some engineers are women, if they're good. It's the pollution of the talent. Pushing more people into the pool, not because they are interested or talented, but because they have a vagina. It's just stupid.
>>Women in tech is clearly wage suppression
>Yeah, it definitely does have that effect. Though that's probably one of the many reasons why so many people are pushing for this shit.
>Truth be told most big tech companies stop caring about the quality of engineers the bigger they get. Once you have a bit enough workforce you can replace any engineer with very little cost, which therefore makes engineers cheaper.
They are rapidly getting there and then claiming "there's not enough good engineers!!"
It's bullshit. There's something nefarious going on and whenever we cause pushback we get called misogynists it's fucking retarded.

>>60488769
Also women don't date their "equals"

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>>60487501
she missed 4 times in a row though. no surprise you're retarded enough to have missed that.

>>60488683
they still won't be interested in you faggot lmao

>>60487996
Doesnt the same also apply to men? I say because I started my CS bachelor this year and out of 50 students, 8 of them have at least a minimum sense of logic, while the rest struggle hard to get it. But thats just the first semester, I know that it's hard for anyone that starts without any basis, but gladly I already invested in a technician course back in high school and worked developing before, so it's all a no brainer to me

>>60488837

I wonder how this shit works behind the scenes. I don't really expect a grand conspiracy, because too many places are behaving the same way.

I'd expect that simply high wages in IT made a lot of people start pursuing that field, and that simply increased the supply of engineers/tech people. Quality isn't necessary if you can just keep throwing more and more people at a problem and you have frameworks that do most of the heavy lifting.

And if shit goes south you can just hire a consultant contractor or a few to fix that shit short term.

All in all, there's not many good engineers, but there's high demand for software. So companies solve the problem by paying less for a lot of shitty engineers and suplementing that with bought tech and contractors.

The surprising thing is, it actually works. It doesn't produce beautiful code, but it does produce usable software.

>>60488940
I suspect the big companies can afford to subsidize 100s of shitty engineers until they get enough rockstars to actually make it work.
This fucks with smaller companies though that can't afford to do that so they suppress wages and never get a rockstar. Until it crumbles down and have to pay an overpriced consultant.

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>>60488993

Hmmm, yeah and nah.

One of the strengths of tech startups is that they spend a lot of time, effort, and money, on finding these rockstars, and creating an environment in which they enjoy their work so much they won't be tempted by shit like stock units from IT giants.

The advantage small companies have is being able to focus more on picking and choosing the really best and giving them what they really want, a really enjoyable working environment.

You can almost never get that in a big company.

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>wall Street journal
>powered by Wix
It feels like a really elaborate troll

>>60488798
A presentation, brought to (You) by squarespace;
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>I wake up at 1:00pm
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>equip fedora
>oil katana
>I can't be stopped
>begin plonking one foot in front of the other
>I'm glad I skipped mommy's breakfast, I'm surprisingly light on my feet
>4 steps in now
>I see my mommy from afar and she wants to give me my daily wakey uppy hug & kisses
>sorry bitch, not today
>I arch my back and spin. thus avoided her completely
>I looked majestic, like a swan gliding through the dawn's magnificent sunlight
>simply, astonishing
>I go outside, but I can't drive!
>"REEEEEEEEEEEE! mommy mommy! your baby boy needs a ride to the Ann Coulter Rally! I need to defend the nation! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
>mommy is crying. why? is it tears of joy because it's my birthday? no... I turned 34 two months ago! oh... that time of the month...ew
>we head to the van, I get in to the backseat, plant my ass on my throne and cue Naruto in my tablet
>getting the mind ready for combat
>we arrive at the war zone and mommy gives me $40 because of my good boy points and because my hunger will be big after this glorious battle
>she leaves
>I'm ready. these unamerican commie shills will know my wrath!
>oh! I see a marvelous damsel
>she makes eye contact with me
>*tips fedora*
>"hello m'lady"
>yes! my charisma grew 10+ points

>>60486715
>>60486715

holy shit that filename

>>60484957
why would you think a shitskin is cute

>>60485011
> implying you have to be intelligent to rip off people as an attractive female
she could be too dumb to read, as long as she knew how to put on make up she would get money thrown her way one way or the other

>>60485011
i want to donate to klossy

>>60487009
its retarded, but its just a tutorial.

>>60484143
I want to learn to code but there don't know where to start

I want to learn to create a HUD like halo or iron man but actually have it function

>>60484143
horny

>>60487383
man I wish my colleagues gave me home made cookies :(

>>60484143
>Sees pic
Wait a minute...

>>60485036
Was kinda expecting that kid to look under her skirt.

>>60484143
I know this is a shitty meme thread, but I genuinely know for a fact that women can program. I know this because there are women in my college programming class, and I've worked with them, and most of them I've worked with are about as good at programming as anyone else in the class.

Anyway, I don't give a shit. I honestly don't see how it's supposed to affect me in any way one way or the other.

tfw she didnt code this website herself and got a guy to code it for her

>>60484143

I can't wait to be a member of the Karlie Kloss Koders!

>>60484676
ITS A WIX SITE

MY SIDES.

>KODE WITH KARLIE CANT FIND A SINGLE QUALIFIED INDIVIDUAL TO CREATE A STATIC WEB PAGE

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>>60494004

>>60487345
You guys remember "for kids" when you were learning how to do research on the internet in school?

>>60484897
She didn't do shit

>>60487471
>Referring to programmers as "coders" cheapens our profession

I completely agree, anon. It's like they think we can just pound on a keyboard for a few hours and programs come out. Sure, some stuff is trivial, but most takes expertise and careful planning. It's not magic, but it's not as easy as some people think it to be.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1tALNL3nbM

Cx

>>60488116
That's the thing I don't Imagine I'll ever understand.

Don't people think that I want to have women around me who genuinely share my interests? Of course. Do I care to dumb myself down and go pretending that womyn who are 100% fucking useless at software are of any more value to me than men who are 100% fucking useless at software? No.

The first part is important though, because I think most of us would cream our pants if there was an abundance of women who actually knew what the fuck they were doing to interact with on a day to day basis and talk about eunichs. Making software a trendy thing and forcing demographics to allow brutally underqualified people into the field is not the answer.

>>60487019
These kinds of workspaces are so counter fucking productive

>>60484143
>women will soon be the majority of programmers
Hope the software built competently that i use today still works in 20 years

>>60485011
You think she's the one who dictates her life? It's some Jew that's in complete control.

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>>60494118
>first time hearing her speak
>it makes her even more attractive

literally the perfect woman

Would you rather have your software written by a white girl CS graduate or an Indian male with a programming certification from a 6 month code bootcamp?

You can't say neither.

>>60484183
agree

>>60487634
Yeah, we I know a lot of anaesthetists who self-apply "gasser".

The surgeons never seem to like it when we call them "cutters", though.

>>60488063
Thanks for posting this, saved me doing it.

>>60484143
people on /g/ can barely reverse a binary tree let alone write a function that returns the sum of all primes above two million

this place is shit at programming they can't really judge anyone

>>60494118
isn't it discriminating to have a program exclusively for females?

These days it almost feels like boys are expected to be good at something, and if they arn't, whatever, go be a NEET. While girls get an absurd amount of help, both curricular and extracurricular.

>>60495594
Yes. Welcome to the 21st century.

>>60495576
>sum of all primes above two million

so infinity?

>>60495615
>These days it almost feels like boys are expected
Nope.

>>60484143
>women will soon be the majority of programmers

Women are as dumb as Pajeet so I expect no change, really.

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>>60485011
this Klossy IS smart AND perfect

>>60488683
wow, that is one pathetic post

>>60495698
This, it's always been like that for men, not just "these days"

>>60484143
this has to be fucking satire at this point
there is no way in hell that this could go that far with the way its going

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>>60484143
>think this image is shopped
>go to her site
>it isnt

Holy fuck

>>60488210
>widely accepted anecdote.

This is what passes for "facts" today

>>60496070
Klossy is so cute......

>>60496291
Welcome to the Berenstain universe anon

>>60496070
>spend 1 hour plucking eyebrows and drawing them back in
>spend 2 hours getting ready
>spend 3 hours posing for a good shot
>spend 30 minutes typing in incorrect commands like a monkey banging on a typewriter
>upload pictures to facebook and have some fucking white male put them on your vanity website
More like Wewmen am I right?

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>>60496568
>earns more money than you will ever have
>does the feminist "koding" gimmick just to please her jew overlords, she doesn't want to get mel gibsoned
>doesn't give a fuck what others think

>>60484173
fpbp

>>60496594
>>earns more money than you will ever have
>>does the feminist "koding" gimmick just to please her jew overlords, she doesn't want to get mel gibsoned
>>doesn't give a fuck what others think
None of that invalidates what I wrote familam.

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>>60496613

Do you think Karlie has done anal yet?

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>>60496665
ofc

>>60496665

with taytay

;_;

>>60487501
>if you don't put your penis in The Vagina™, you are a loser
t.a vaginal jew

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>>60485284
they are referencing this. The point is that she forgets the space before the two dots, and gets an error. Two times in a fucking row. And then she tries to cd into "code" which doesnt even fucking exist. Also
>using zsh

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>>60496686
:'(

>>60496671
>gifs of a speaking face withsubtitles
kys

>>60484283
I'm wondering how that photo was taken.

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>>60496747
>triggered /g/ autist
delicious

>>60496754
Fake hands on the keyboard. You can see her holding the camera in the reflection.

>Karlie Kloss
As a swedish-speaker I find her name quite amusing

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>>60496769
>swedish-speaker
explain, I hear Somali is quite hard

>>60496798
The thumbnail looks like there's a black guy lying on the bed next to her.

Has Karlie ever been BLACKED though?

>>60494118
>computer science is coding
I bet they can't even perform a basic structural induction over an abstract data type

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>>60496811
lmao, is this how a cuck's brain works?

Why can't she encourage women to get into trades? I don't see any female pushing women to get into plumbing or welding? What wrong with that?

Really tickles my titties

>>60496830

>white knighting on /g/

How pathetic can you be?

I wish I was gay.

I'm fine. What's the matter? Who the fucking cares if most of programmers are females, males, aliens, cows or even gods? It's a positive point if both males and females have more interests to share. Don't close your heart,
even if it hurts,
we should love.
don't keep a grudge.
don't look for hate:
it makes you distant from mates.
Don't hide your heart.
Though it's ripped apart.
there's always a way,
don't waste your day.
Love.

>>60496939
Fuck off Jewish trash. Hating others is the best way to live life.

Jewish? Ignorant! :-P

:-P :-P :-P
:-P

>>60496939
>What's the matter? Who the fucking cares if most of programmers are females, males, aliens, cows or even gods?

If you care about the quality of the end result

Pushing people through "code camps" that barely teach them the basics before they go out into the world and make some node.js abomination with dependencies for basic fucking shit.

If someone has a real passion/love/mind for something then they will find it. Trying to push a demographic into a particular field is only going to end with a bunch of incompetent people in that field along with a few who probably would have ended up their anyway.

And what happens when that person realizes that they got into coding because it was "cool" and not because they love it? This is how spiteful adults are created.

Programming is not easy.
If you don't love it, you don't work And spend time in it. Practicing is everything you need to care. You van always improve

>>60496798
Kloss means cube or building block.
And just because I speak swedish it doesnt mean I live in swedistan.

>>60497055
>sweden projected to be officially a 3rd world country by 2030
Ouch

>>60497084
I live in Finland tho...

Lower the bar? Programming is not a math test. If you're inefficient you're fired. FIRED

>>60485011
bitch is that fucking eye drops to make them shiny? 0/10 fakest of fucks

>>60496830
She's definitely BLACKED material.

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no makeup

>>60497242
JUST

>>60497242
Maybe I'm just getting old and having my standards lowered, but I would totally do her.

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>>60497248
>>60497259
no makeup
are you two gay?

>>60497242
If you think she's not wearing makeup you are blind.

>>60497277
JUST

>>60497242
>at least an hour doing makeup
>15 minutes taking the same shot over and over again until they get something nice
>another hour in phostoshop

>>60493956
Kill yourself you stupid feminist. There are no women who can program in your class, you're delusional. Women are so utterly incompetent and subhuman that that's genuinely the simpler and more probable explanation.

>>60493956
>I honestly don't see how it's supposed to affect me in any way one way or the other.
wow an actual retard!

>>60484143
Makes these misogins on /g/ cry, so it's great imo.

>>60499456
Yeah fuck those misogynerds XD

>>60487850
Pretty much this

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>>60499479
What "nerds"? If anything 4chan consists mostly from people who failed school. No wonder they hate and get so ass blasted when they see other people doing better then they can.

honestly /g/, even if she isn't a great coder she is getting kids excited about coding/computer science.

is that really such a bad thing?

Female programmers are inherently worse? No. 70+% of programmers are shit regardless of gender. If you want to improve things, form a programmers' guild or association or something, and don't let bad programmers join or get accredited. Make it unacceptable for companies to use unaffiliated programmers. Force companies to use better technologies, and to allow programmers to train on company time.

You'll never do it though because "muh precious free market", never mind that companies are fucking you in the ass with it.

Wow.. this board has lots of angry birds :)

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>>60496070
>tfw you will never overflow her vaginal buffer

Why live

>>60496665
Yea neistat probably came in that ass

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>>60499584
>is that really such a bad thing?

I don't understand why someone who works as a programmer would want more people to get into programming. Won't that just increase the competition which will lead to lower wages and longer hours? Of course if you are an employer then that's great for you.

>>60496594
>mel gibsoned
what do you mean?

>>60484957
statistically, indian or chinese.

>>60493890
You have to wait until they mature
They get to an age where they aren't getting enough action at home and might not get attention from men when they are out

They then start paying attention to male co-workers

>>60496761
yes, thats a macbook

>>60486468
eclipse should do it. never tried, though.

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>>60484676
WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEANS

>>60484143
You sure they aren't trannies, or as I've been recently calling them girls plus penis?

>>60485011
>flat as fuck
>looks like she just woke up
>unnatural white teeth
>haven't plugged her eyebrows in months
>her chin looks like she has been starving herself for looks

0/10 DISGUSTING

>>60487634
doctors should totally be called "deathfighters". firefighters fight fire, deathfighters fight death.

>>60500316
>tits must be big
this meme must die. chestlets are the best.

>>60500327
Kewl name. They should also wear those plague masks they used to wear in Renaissance italy

>>60484143

Why women is coding and tech in general is important ?

I dont care about the genre of the people making software.

>>60500349
dude, you need something to grab on to.
Look cow tits looks like shit, but for any man, it is ideal to have a woman that doesn't look like an overgrown child.

>>60493956
you think they can program because you're even more retarded than they are.

>>60500398
>redditspacing
>shit english
Which 3rd world shithole did you crawl out of?

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>>60500327
Fight fire with fire.

>>60496645
you think she sometimes lezzes out with the other girls?

>>60500021
>tfw you will never inject shellcode into her !(W^X) heap and get root on that box

>>60497277
FMK

>>60500426
For pump & dump maybe. For relationshits you gotta think long term. Small tits - lower chance of breast cancer, look better in old age. Small tits are patrician choice.

>>60500665
No wife means less chance of getting divorced
Being dead means less chance of dying in an accident

Fuck you are retarded

>>60484208
>>60484283
looool

>>60484283
That function should really able to take in a variable number of arguments and not just two no matter what.

>>60500187
>tfw I don't have any female co workers

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>>60484143
Like I'm going to have a huge mess to clean up.

>>60493956

>Something that never happened

How this thread is still alive, sage it

>>60487383

where do you work? how do i work there too?

>>60484370
Wrong, bigot.
Women write better code than men ;)
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/feb/12/women-considered-better-coders-hide-gender-github

>>60484370
>vast majority of men write garbage code
>anon pays no attention
>woman write garbage code
>"see! I told you girls can't code!"
once you guys get laid you'll stop caring about this sort of thing

>>60503104
http://slatestarcodex.com/2016/02/12/before-you-get-too-excited-about-that-github-study/

>>60486715
>muhh normies!
says the faggot who
>streams music in .mp3 format
>wears shoes he purchased at the mall
>drives a car with an automatic transmission
>CANNOT play a musical instrument
>CANNOT solve a system of differential equations
you make me sick

Well they're not even close to the majority of computer science majors. There would need to be a much harder push to get more women into programming.

>>60503159
I'm married and i think women make for shitty programmers.
Did i just destroy your worldview?

>>60503227
I don't care desu

Programming is NOT hard; remember that computer science is for people who are TOO STUPID for electrical/computer engineering or mathematics.

>>60484198
kek.

This is what the feminists want desu.

>>60503263
>conveniently moving the goalposts
fuck outta here kid

>>60503263
https://blog.codinghorror.com/separating-programming-sheep-from-non-programming-goats/

>>60503294
I don't think women are bad programmers by virtue of the fact that they're women. I don't see why/how being married would change your point of view, so I am really not sure why you brought it up.

I actually know some girls who are good at programming, but they are kinda autistic.

>>60503353
>once you guys get laid you'll stop caring about this sort of thing

>I am really not sure why you brought it up.

Are you stupid?

>>60503424
>implying you need to be married in order to have sex

>>60503353

go to the kitchen and don't make men lose time, discussing with roasties its worst than just waste time

>>60487471
Chill the fuck out

>>60503487
>lose time
then why are you on 4chan dumbass?

>>60488063
It's more likely the marketing team / recruiters who took that picture

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>>60500327

>>60494741

> Get wordpress wirus
> Pay 200 rupees a month for antiwirus software

>>60495576
I really can't tell if you're being serious

Only reasonable coder is asshurt and even then, I'm not so sure.

>>60503353
All programmers are kind of autistic

>>60503782
And it actually shows they're pretty smart and competent. Any girl with a real interest in programming would immediately understand it's a scam and won't water down and spoil their intended target audience with totally blank minds.

>>60488206
seconded

>>60503756
>discussing with roasties its worst than just waste time

read again retard roastie

I cant feel my sides

>>60484173

Wtf I'm a feminist now

>>60503859
Who was in charge of putting that there?

Is that hospital in Rapture?

Looks fucking badass anyways

>>60487501
Yeah nice insult alluding to men complaining about sexism being out to lunch with your only "argument" being that they're vaguely non-masculine in a way

Did you seriously post that and thought it made sense? Is this what you thought would BTFO people insulting women coders?

If other people aren't finding verbose ways to call you retarded it's probably because they don't think you're worth the mental real estate it takes to walk you through whatever it is you're even trying to say

>>60496665
Sure, it's on blacked.com

>>60499566
>Alexa

>>60487501
That actually looks like me alot

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>>60484886
That doesn't mean they won't be the majority of employees filling seats while holding the title of programmer. Companies are stocking up on more and more diversity hires as they compete to be the best at virtue signaling. This of course will put them at a competitive disadvantage once their need to actually produce new software or their existing software develops faults.

When I did consulting, we'd often end up on engagements for companies with large internal development groups who weren't able to keep up with the company's needs. We'd come in, do the work the locals couldn't, bill a fuck ton of money, and then leave. Most would end up signing a long term support contract because the code monkeys in-house would end up fucking things up.

If women become the majority of programmers, you'll get rich if you go independent and do consulting. You can't stay inside of a company... they'll expect you to do all the work and not pay you extra for it. But as an outside consultant, they're paying you for a business service rather than for chair warmer.

>>60488683
Only the thirstiest of the thirsty would sacrifice they workplace happiness to have women around him

>>60486468
yeah, pkg-config makes it really easy to generate the -I/usr/include/blahblah and -lblahblah flags that gcc needs to compile apps written with Qt and GTK+, etc..

>>60487501
There's nothing wrong with mistyping something, but the fact that they couldn't get a better picture of 'koding' in action tells me they're basically just doing 4 line exercises in python or some basic shit like that.

>>60484173
where do i sign nigga ?

>>60484143
>think the image is just a meme and not real
>go to the actual website
>that is actually in the video on the front page
are we all just in a giant meme?

>more women means less autism
>less autism means more abstraction
>more abstraction means shittier code
>shittier code means bloat
>most of it in webdev because >women

The average normalfag isn't getting any wiser to the web 2.0 and IoT memes so guess what most of these le grill coderz will be working on?

Meanwhile someone is getting paid to move all that normie noise through the wires and its not Shaniqua fresh out of some sub-pajeet tier coding bootcamp.

t. network engineer

>>60484173
>>manager promotes me for doing nothing because she's a lonely virgin working in a vaginafest
Sounds hot

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>mfw girls try to talk to me about 'code' after they find out I do mechatronics
If its not Java or Ruby or some CSS shit like that, it doesn't even exist to these people
Don't go to parties with "tech people", the most toxic bunch of normies somehow getting paid for absolutely nothing

>>60504077
speak for yourself lad

liking computers is not an excuse to be a sperglord

>>60487501
>open the terminal
>>LOOK GUYS, I'M A CODER NOW :DDDDDD

TL; DR:
>Womyn took der jerbs!! They're dumb

>U're jealous bitter mysoggyknees boys, U'll not care about that once a women sexes you good. U're afraid of strong independent womyn.

But nobody Notices How this "women" programs are a money making scheme.
Gov funding from tax payer money.
Hiring women gets you benefits such as tax breaks, lawsuit insurance.
The female schools are just a money making scam, like the sociology / liberal arts majors.

[spoiler ] Learn the truth [/spoiler]

>>60484283
found the ig post I just had to see it
https://www.instagram.com/p/5c1WXeESvD/

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>my face when the next generation of female coders are going to be shit and the inroads of the previous generations of girl coders will be tossed in a fire.
Seriously, women coders who are 40+ years old are generally above average. In the thirties it can be a toss up. Less than 30 and they need their hand held on basic logic.

The curve for guys is much different ime. 50+, useless 9/10 (coasting to retirement.) 40-50, project leads who manage paperwork but remember their shit if you need a hand. 30-40, laid back coders doing 90% of all code. 20-30, toss up, 2/10 are shit, 7/10 are average and do well with little guidance/are taught a new concept once and go, 1/10 don't know they could easily get a job with google/ms/etc.

>can make emulators, wrote my own OS, working on a compiler project, have my own website, studied CS
>not one interview
>simply have a vagina
>six figure programming job
how

>>60503859
The whole porpouse of medicine is to stop the evil dead?

>>60488683
>Do you WANT to keep IT a fucking autistic sausage fest forever?
Implying women will date you because you have similar interests and not drink the seed of the Chad with the 8-inch monster cock, while you stroke your 4 inch pin at home.

>implying

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>>60490361
>This is what tripfags actually believe