What is the most /fa/ programmer's outfit?

>>60480113
Dress like the matrix or GTFO.

>>60480113
programming socks obviously you moron

>>60480113
kneesocks obv

>>60480113
Effort

If you don't look like stallman to some degree I don't even consider you a programmer

>>60480113
I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE ONE TO FILL YOUR DARK SOUL WITH LIIIIIIIIIGHT

>>60480403
if you can't grow a full beard despite lack of sunlight and crippling vitamin deficiency you have no business being a programmer

>>60480113
He fits my awkward twink fetish. I need nude pics, now.

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>oversized polo
>khakis
>sneakers

I've been to a lot of tech conferences. 98% of IT workers lead miserable lives.

>>60480809
blue polo or button down with khakis is the most disgusting possible outfit
even worse than sweatpants with a stained tshirt with one of those ridiculous pockets

>>60480809

I wear shorts and a graphic t shirt with black trainers.

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>pic related

>>60480113
Frogger T-shirt from Walmart

not mine obv
>glasses due to having been reading code off of screens since age 8
>blue overcoat at all times so i can pretend i'm not morbidly obese
>hood also helps me pretend i don't exist

/g/ do you wear shorts? Personally I think they are inferior to pants so I never wear them.

>>60483088
Failed meme. Failed life.

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>>60483088

>>60483165
Almost sexual. The girls must like it. Dogs sense hurricanes before they happen. Just like a good soul.

>>60483243
Failure is fun! :o[)