Google I/O

>>60463987

Bruh . . .

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>tfw google thinks your an attack helicopter

>>60463987
what the fuck is that thing?!

>>60463987
Damn she THICC

>>60463987
J U S T

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>>60463987
That's why you should beat your kids

>>60463987
You know, I wanna be a girl too.
But how much cognitive dissonance do you need to see that in the mirror and say "yeah, I'm gonna show my face in public today"? How far do you have to fall?

Lmao Nigger whats the time stamp i wanna fap to "it"

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>>60463987

Now I understand why the black man is stealing /our/ women.

>>60464121
Niggggggggaaaa that was meta 2 fast lmao

>>60463987
>gender is a social construct
>I dress like a woman now pls respect me

>>60464060
>not picking robot so you can get out of solving capthcas

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>>60463987
HOLY SHIT

>>60464100
>she

i want to switch now

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Woman on the left, man on the right.
This is the world we live in.
What a time to be alive.

>>60464239
Wait a moment, left is really a woman?

like you fat stupid neets could do any better

>>60464239
Dyam dawg my nigger ass wanna blacked em both

>>60464290
I'd make a much cuter girl than that

>>60464239
Lauren Southern was pretty funny when she claimed to identify as a man in the face of an sjw.

>>60464290
I wouldn't dress like a woman because I'm not a mentally ill faggot

>>60464239
source on the right?

>>60464108
No that's what happens when kids have a trauma from being abused.
Just fucking raise your kid like a normal person, that way something like this isn't even possible

>>60464314
go to pol and have fun finding out with all the shitposting shilling

>>60464290
Anyone could desu

>>60463987

Can someone put the blacked water mark on OPs pic?

>>60464318
So, the fact that children were abused far more regularly in the past and that TS abominations were practically unknown in the past means nothing to you?

There's a clear correlation between abuse going down and TS abominations going uo.

>>60464269
we need answers

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Google is advancing LGBTQ rights. Imagine, they had a whole section on this.

>>60463987
Had no idea Gregg Turkington works for Google now

>>60464381
Great, now my boss will think I'm a fag...

>>60464347
Never fails to amaze me how the SJWs pretend Muslims are part of the LGBT whatever parade.

>>60464318
Define raise a kid like a normal person.

I don't mean beating your kid for any stupid reason, that fucker needs discipline and rules if he disobeys there should be conscuences. Not like most parents these days that allow the fucker to do anything he/she wants and becomes a fag that just wants an easy life.

>>60463987
damn, it's real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED7nG2HxBls
at 9:30

>>60464381
OwO what's this

>>60464429
#notallmuslims

>>60463987
You think we're gonna look back on this shit in 20 years and laugh? Like seriously this whole transgender thing has only gotten big in the last 3-5 years, imagine if it just fades away over the next decade. The 2010's will look so ridiculous to everyone in the future lmao
>'Let's see what google was doing in 2017!'
>Old dude dressed as a woman talking like it's completely normal

>>60463987
is this really a tranny or just an ugly woman?

because, you know, ugly women do exist

>>60464108
This. Literally every fag I've met comes from parents spoiling them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QdSLeQ0494

>>60464337
Some muslim country had a third gender for trans.
This is nothing new anon. It's probably something to do with a fucked up brain

Where's moot

Also make sure you support muslim immigration, you fucking racists
https://youtu.be/Y2VF8tmLFHw?t=1h48m30s

>>60464337
They weren't practically unknown, they were just lumped in with faggots in general.

And to think you folks call US triggered.

is there a source to this? I know it's from an IO live stream or whatever, but I don't want to watch through 12 hours of shit just to see this thing

>>60464599
It's on the youtube, latest google io. Around 8:00

Couldn't bear the youtube cringe and skipped ahead to android. I'm surely not missing anything right?

>>60464599
see >>60464453

>>60464599
>>60464453

>>60464453
thanks for source, holy shit lmao

>hi I'm Sarah
Yeah you sure are

>>60464645
You fucked this up.

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>he doesn't wear a cute sundress while coding
Are y'all serious right now

>>60464381
would be nice if not for the nasty plastic titties
Should just have itty bitty hormone tiddies

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>>60463987
>mfw more than one reply per minute
>mfw this is the site that made trans people being triggered a meme
>mfw this same site is now more triggered that trans people exist than trans people are
>mfw the buttmad is real

Can you Americans explain this to me? Why are there so many special snowflakes like this cropping up lately? I mean, I can understand being gay but this is a bit too much for me. Is it the food you eat? Got abused by your parents? Is it a western thing? I genuinely want to know.

>>60464812
nobody except nu-/pol/ the_donald rebbitors are triggered that trannies exist.
Everyone here is just laughing at the fact that ugly trannies exist.

>>60464381

Smalltime

I've seen gifs and videos hotter than that from all my years of shemale, trap and ladyboy browsing

>>60464844
>nobody except nu-/pol/ the_donald rebbitors are triggered that trannies exist.
I know but they're the best part desu
>Everyone here is just laughing at the fact that ugly trannies exist.
Shame isn't it. Shame though it may be, I definitely concede it's funny. It's one of those funny things it's not nice to laugh about.

I have nothing wrong with trans persons and traps.

So long as there's no SocJus agenda to get people fired for CrimeThink, I couldn't care less what they identify and/or dress as. Doesn't impact me in the slightest.

>>60464108
that nigga is probably 40 or more so his parents definetly beat him as a kid.

>>60464843
jews

>>60464812

Samefagging a bunch of times to create the illusion of multiple people posting when the thread starts is just /pol/ crap.

>>60464381
thats how you fix the female problem

>>60464843
Probably a combination of the food we're eating as well as the progression of true libertarian culture. America's always been about personal liberties over the rule of a leader, meaning that now we've gotten to a personal level. Combine that with anti-establishment Marxist thinking and a very babying culture, we have a good understanding of why this has happened.

>>60464953
I concede that may be the case. I certainly wouldn't put it past them.

>>60464843
College indoctrination. You go in normal and come out the other end a freak show of a human being (with hefty bill for their services).

>>60464162
>implying they are not going to change the phrase to not offend anyone in the future

>>60464978

>the future
>implying

>>60464964
>anti-establishment
>Marxist
hello David

>>60464312
The issue is that she got legal identification as well.

>>60464318
There is no such thing as trauma from being abused
It's debunked pseudopsych

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Google's new gender page.

>>60465033
found the pedo

>>60463987
Dammmnnn this MILF is hot as fuck. I want her to shit on my chest haha!

>>60465003
My bad, should've said against current establishments or anti-capitalist instead, though I guess I could've just said Marxist : ^)

>>60465040
Disgusting

[ I raised my two fingers up while posting this 2 genders ]

>>60464964
>anti-establishment Marxist thinking and a very babying culture
These are both products of capitalism, the prior reactionary and the latter embracing. The butchers have to be nice to the cows so they don't run off, and feed them well so they produce good meat. I won't argue millennials and liberals aren't spoiled--but if you ask me, they're the victims here, precisely by reason of how spoiled they are. It's their duty to bite the hand that feeds them and rise up against their misleadingly overgenerous oppressors. Pampering is not freedom; it's just a softer kind of prison.

>>60464453

This is fucking unreal, holy shit

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>>60464759
>not wearing a full maid uniform
get on my level scrub

>>60465040
It's just fighting against the cruel facts.

>>60465031
how do you do this?

>>60464843
It's this
>>60464970
done to essentially create a new political cast for muh votes.
It essentially is an idea to popularize being "the other", and then cause turmoil between non-"others" and "others" to drive the later under a single political banner.

Unfortunately the end of this little experiment is all of the various "others" infighting between themselves to determine who the apex "other" is.
This is how the progressive stack was born.

>>60464843
Because this people want to feel special so badly that they turn extreme

>>60463987
attractive presenter
why all attractive people use Android

>>60464459
>>60464429
its quite comical, at my uni theres this liberals for muslims rights thing. Dont they understand that islam is primarily against womens, gays, lb whatever, christian, jew, non religious, etc people? I mean what are they even protesting? My uni already has a fucking mosque and over 70 of the students are foreigners.

>>60465188
https://youtu.be/gGpZSefYvwM?t=239
She gets a doctors note saying that she is a man, and gets a government provided license saying she is a man.

>>60465188
>Live in Canada
>Hahaha now you're stuck on Canada
>Kill yourself

>>60465033

>There is no such thing as trauma from being abused

This is the most retarded thing I can remember reading on 4chan. There may have been more retarded shit in the past but its too far back to remember. Well done, please immediately kill yourself.

>>60465133
I should buy one of these.

>>60464381
>when trap has bigger dick than you

I actually like this. Why does everyone have to be attractive? I'm not and I like seeing people like me in these fields even if they are wearing a dress.

>>60465353
Then why are they on screen?
In fact why is it a video at all?

Is a whitepaper too 'white male' or something?

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Don't forget the rapefugees.

>>60464970
mandatory equality classes were a mistake

>>60464899
Watching someone fail miserably at something while being entirely oblivious to how badly they're failing is usually amusing

>>60465343
if you dont you should also get a seifuku

>>60465300

Not everyone's a fundamentalist, anon. Not every Muslim is an Islamist.

>>60464843
When kids turned out to be freaks, society use to blame the parents for being failures at child raising

Now, kids being freaks is considered "expressing oneself"

Letting kids be taught moral standards and societal norms by the pop culture jew is much easier on the parents, so of course they're letting this happen

>>60465897
Irrelevant.

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>>60465900

Oy vey!

>>60465921

Considering you labeled all Muslims as Islamic fundamentalists, it's very relevant.

>>60465897
No, but most are inbred retards of the 3rd world variety

>>60465953
>Considering you labeled all Muslims as Islamic fundamentalists, it's very relevant.
No, I didn't.

>>60464239
they both look like men.

>>60466022
I'd fuck the dude on the right, no homo

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>>60464429

Thats cause in snowflake world, all non-white people are down with the LGBTQ movement. Never-mind that majority third-world countries hate gays, and wimmin have little to no rights.

>>60465996

Yes, you did. You equated Muslims to Islamists and described Islamic fundamentalism.

>>60466060
It's called having your cake and eating it too you dumb nigger. Name a prominent Muslim who actively stands up against this barbarism. I'll wait

lol every speaker is either a pajeet or a woman

white males BTFO

>>60466089
Yeah what happened to 'speakers must be an accurate representation of society'

That doesn't seem like a very accurate representation

>>60466060
No, I didn't, because I'm not that guy, dumbshit.

>>60464843
atrazine

>>60466113

Then why the fuck did you respond to me when I was responding to him, dumbass?

>>60466134
Because I was voicing my opinion on your stupidity.

>>60463987

Corporations have discovered they can get away with murder as long as they espouse some trendy socjus cause. Notice how gays are not subversive any more, now's tranny time.

What a complete shitshow. This has nothing to do with tech. It's just a political soapbox where they spend hours upon hours talking about SJW crap. It's practically a parody at this point.

>>60466110
>work for a "progressive" company that wants an accurate representation of society in the ranks
>half the team are Jews
every time

>>60466148

No, you're right anon. Herr /pol/ is *always* right.

Here's your (you).

>>60466190
Go pray to your imaginary friend while you oppress females, ahmed.

>>60466209

Here's your (you). You deserve every bit of it given how shit your post is.

>>60466362
Not that guy, but kill yourself, Mahmoud Ahmed

So why pay a fuckton of money to attend this LGBTQWERTY shitshow when you can just watch it for free on YT?

>>60464314
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGpZSefYvwM

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>>60466515
>Clerk: Huh
America really went to shit.

>>60466209

>while you oppress females

Found the friendzoned fedora tipper. Go be a mushy cunt elsewhere while you hope for a hug one day you beta fuck.

>>60466568
Wow, really cutting rebuttal there my friend Abdul. Really opened everyone's eyes on your "religion of peace".

>>60466190
i just wanna point out thta hitler LOVED islam

>>60466588

Nice strawman faggot. Yeah, everyone who isn't a pussy is a Muslim Arab. Is that how you deal with being a loser?

>>60463987
what the hell is this? please expain

>>60466641
If they weren't so adamant about killing Christians they could be welcomed with open arms to purge this sheer degeneracy with fire. But alas, the commies have beat everyone to the punch in that alliance, now we'll just watch them all slowly commit cultural suicide

>>60466515
she's hot

>>60466795
"progress"

>>60464100
Did you just assume xir's gender ?

>>60464812
gawking at freaks doesn't mean you're mad, nice try buddy

>>60463987
>people wonder why Google is so shitty nowadays
>they seriously have people like this working on stuff millions of people use

>>60465040
>not changing your gender to a meme gender and asking to be refered to as "their majesty"

>>60465033
>There is no such thing as trauma from being abused
are you retardet?????

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So is google assistant available in transgender tone?
Can you customize it, like say 40% lesbian and 60% nigga?

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>>60464579
he's taking them down from the inside, playing the long con

>>60466564

Their in Canada jackass

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>>60465040
Gender is on a spectrum, father.

>>60466989
>Gender is on a spectrum, father.
spectrum of mental illness.

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>>60464312
year that reaction
https://youtu.be/x7vHvclMgYI?t=2m

>>60466924
Are YOU retardet?

>>60466927
>You're like, uhm literally such ah nigga mah bro mah homie fuck maaaaaaaaan.

>>60466955
Mootykins is looking quite buff!

>>60464162
I bought 4chan pass though

>>60464843
chemicals which are added to food, by themselves they don't have much of an effect, however when 2/3 of them come in contact a reaction turns it into another compound that has quite the interesting results

>the YouTube segment where the project leader talks about lgbt rights and refugee plight
Stopped watching there.

>>60464579
>>60466955
Someone from /v/ claimed he saw moot in Japan last year while on a trip last year.

Only said hi to moot and moot told him that he travels to Japan every year

>>60467111
fuck off Hiro

>>60463987
>Google I/O
>Wears an Apple Watch

>>60468017
thats android gear.

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>>60463987
Damn, Richard Stallman finally sold out? Really dark times we live in.

>>60464843
>I mean, I can understand being gay but this is a bit too much for me.
Go read about transsexuality for a while. Go somewhere else than 4chan. You won't find any information here. I promise in a day you'll be wiser than vast majority of users on this site on that subject.

>>60465040
That's everywhere now.

>>60469097
>That's everywhere now.
Show me one for Apple.

>>60469200
Got me. Every poll and application I've recently filled had an option for "other".

>>60469097

See - that holier-than-thou mentality won't get you any friends here. You'd be much better off arguing about freedom to be different without judgement. Be sure to separate trans from SocJus. Maybe throw in a reference or two to Traps.

There's a fuckton of degenerates here. Show you're not bigoted against them. Show you're one of them. You'll get many more allies that way and I don't mean in the SocJus subservient sense.

>>60469357
I certainly am not looking for friends on an image board where my identity is hidden and I'll continue to be myself. I'm tired of people's polarized and short sighted views on literally anything. I hate the lack of critical thinking and I certainly hope people do a bit of honest research on subjects they want to learn about instead of taking anons' words as granted on 4chan.
>degenerates
Can you not.

>>60464239
humanity was a mistake, nuclear winter when

>>60468984
>die
kek

>>60469533

>I certainly am not looking for friends on an image board where my identity is hidden and I'll continue to be myself.

It was a figure of speech. I meant if you want to convince people of your views, don't be holier-than-thou. Learn the cultures here rather than acting like stereotypes you read on Tumblr are accurate.

>I'm tired of people's polarized and short sighted views on literally anything. I hate the lack of critical thinking and I certainly hope people do a bit of honest research on subjects they want to learn about instead of taking anons' words as granted on 4chan.

I was never much of one for political science be it the traditional or gender studies varieties. I'm also not inclined to read any material or "studies" that presume I am guilty of Original Sin for being born with the wrong skin color and dangly bits (white male).

My philosophy is Live And Let Live. That said - I don't care for bullies and I will not support them regardless of if they're backed by a Bible-thumping preacher or a Gender Studies degree.


>>degenerates
>Can you not.

I can and will. Why don't you actually learn the cultures here rather than assuming what I said is an insult? A huge portion of us are degenerates - we're not normal by society's conventional standards and we embrace that.

>>60464312
>claimed

Lauren is a man. Don't disrespect his choice.

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>>60464337
correlation doesn't imply causation
also, please provide sources for both of your claims

>>60464100
That is a he.

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I like how this is /polg/ now.

>>60464844
Actually, anyone who isn't degenerate trash is triggered that trannies exist. If you support it, you aren't helping them, just cursing them to wallow in their illness.

>>60469779
>the more we learn about the universe
>the more we realize how utterly worthless this life is

>>60463987
Why IT became so retarded? I don't want to be part of it anymore

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>>60463987
I really don't care what the fuck you look like. What you can contribute is all that matters. Besides, I've never had a gf and never will, so having beautiful females around the workplace is frustrating, I'd rather see ugly trannies, so that my sexual urges and the hope of ever getting laid or having a gf stay dead.

>>60464453
HAHAHAHAHA AM I LIVING INSIDE A RETARDED SITCOM?

>>60464162
>not being an actual robot

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>>60465040
>no furry option
The fursecution continues

>>60464162
Underrated

>>60465040
drop tables;

>>60464429
Kys dirty jew

>>60465040
>/g/ complaining about being able to give google less data

neo-/g/

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God damn i love the future

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>>60465040
50 character limit is bullshit

>>60467008
ARE
EEE
KAY
TEA

>>60464318
You're an idiot, it's helpful if it's done properly. I was beat (not overly and not in a hateful kind of way) and I turned out normal

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>>60471175
>mfw

>>60470955
fuck off back to plebbit.

>>60470441
Go back to t_d

>>60471376
neo-/g/

>>60471592
mentally ill tranny detected. kek

>>60469533
here's your transgender research, buddy: http://www.who.int/hiv/topics/transgender/en/

>>60463987
It's time to just start killing these abominations. Not only that, but kill those that support the delusions.

>>60469533
>can you not
Can you fuck off back to tumblr?

>>60464843
"gay uncle" hypothesis explains why gays are not eliminated from gene pool.

But I can't understand this too. How would this trany trait help you spread your genes? If It can't we should call it a disease.

>>60464503
fucking pajeet

>>60464949
yup

>>60464108
>>60464318
Neither of these are true. Beat your kids or not, you won't change the larger cultural climate they grow up in.

>>60464503
Retard detected.

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>tfw /g/ turns into /pol/

>>60473898

Go back to /pol/ you fucking faggot.