What triggers /g/?

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>>60463361
this

>>60463429
Ouch

What's the joke? It's a floppy, and? It's obviously not 3D printed.

>>60463361
This would maybe trigger /v/ but not /g/

>>60463429
Now wear talking

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>>60463489
trying to hard

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>>60463651
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Thinkpads w/ Debian

>any PSU is fine, get the cheapest one that you find
This is not just irritating, it is dangerous.

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>>60463361
girls who kode

>>60463909

Why do ThinkPads with debian trigger you?

>>60463909
i want a continuation, even better, serialization

>>60464486
fucking fuck shit

holy fuck that actually triggers me so hard that it made me write this message

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Being poor. It fucking sucks seeing spoiled kids getting all the technology they want without even having a basic understanding of it while someone like me with a genuine interest in technology can only read about it online.

>>60463429
this messed me up pretty badly last time I saw it posted. now I can't program if not for school, I always feel like i'm using it to hide from something

>>60465217
are you poor now?

>>60465694
this triggers me

>>60465217
Technology is so cheap now a days though. Outside of gaymen, and VR you can experience almost everything

Delis, free food, halal carts, cookies, cake, happy hours are all of my food triggers that are keeping me obese.

>>60463429
BULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSHIT!

i learn programing only because money.

>>60463651

{0,1,0,0},
{0,1,0,0},
{0,1,1,0}

>>60466700
underrated.
>checked

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>>60464486
>>60464973

>they don't know the true meaning of computer lovin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-m6JDYRFvk

>>60466861
>that video
it hurts...

>>60465694
That triggers everyone, not just /g/.

>>60463361
That pic of two laughing girls. Don't know why.

>>60466861
reeeEEEEEEEEE

>>60464486
if there's one thing that triggers /g/ harder than girls who """"kode,"""" it's girls who do actually code and are decent at it
>inb4 no such thing
told ya

>>60463489
Kid doesn't know what a floppy is, he thinks it is an IRL save button model.

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>>60466983

>That pic of two laughing girls. Don't know why.

Its because it reminds you of your high school days.

>>60463877
>>60463903

Any clever ideas on picture series like this?

Yes, I'm seriously asking.

> Build big RAID6 array with various harddrives
> Mix in Seagate 3TB's because they were cheap when they were new
> First drive fail, send it to Seagate
> Get "refurbished" drive back, Dead on Arrival
> The other 3 Seagate 3TB's fail the following months
> Luckily didn't lose any data because RAID6
> Saved the drives because they have cool refrigerator magnets inside
> Already have enough magnets on refrigerator so drives are intact

So what kind of pictures like that can I make with a total of 7 HDDs, two 200 GB Maxtor's and 4 3TBs and some 300GB WD?

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>>60463909
This hits too close to home

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>>60467139
Look /g/ I made a tower.

>>60463361
apple

>>60467214
How is that triggering anyone?

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kek

>>60467243
It doesn't, which is why I'm asking what kind of pictures I can take with those that will trigger people.

Perhaps a webm of one being thrown at a brick wall? Or a picture of me washing them in the sink?

>>60467243
The 7th drive is just sitting there off to the side instead of being used as the base for the tower or something.
It triggers me.

>>60467262
NO! DELET FUCKING THIS

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>>60467536
no, but the furshit do.

>>60467536
>>60467601
>>>/global/rules/3

>>60467466
If you can cut sheet metal into a bracket for holding your tower, you could pop the lids of the drivers on the sides to make shelves out of the middle ones.

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>>60467139
Do you have magnets strong enough to recreate this with one of the drives?

Also, my personal trigger is when people refer to snippets of code as "codes"

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>>60467586
what the fuck

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>>60467466
Pretty cool tower anon

>>60467262
What is this

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>>60463429
I wasn't bullied. I was only ignored. No one spoke to me or made fun of me. I often wish I was bullied.

>>60468100
An atrocity

>>60467262
what's this? looks nice

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>>60464486
it's the same as a gamer gurl
koder gurl

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>>60465694

>>60463526
>wear
this triggered me

>>60468100
some guy gutted this dev pc and put modern equipment in for a meme

>>60463429
lol

>>60468294
I would murder that idiot, how can anyone be that stupid

>>60468603
He's a Redditor. There's a reason we don't like them. And it was only modern equipment by name, IIRC he put a fucking i3 and a 1050 Ti in there. He also formatted the hard drive and threw it out so there's no fucking way to get any data back from it.

>>60468993
What the fuck
That actually made me mad

>>60465694
>>60465694
I literally use that image to root out other /g/ users on other boards.

THIS PARTICULAR VIDEO MAKES MY HEART SEETHE WITH RAGE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBQ7ukwK56Q

>>60467262
>>60468972
Original thread:
https://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/comments/5qewph/refurbished_and_old_xbox_development_kit_and_made/

Ignore the satire tag, he was serious and added that later.

>>60467262
Yep fuck this shit or well what the dumbass did to it!!

>>60468993
How do you put a scissor and a printer inside your laptop?

>>60469114
>keeps rubbing her hands

/pol/ was right.

>>60469114
And here I am not going anywhere with my life while idiots like her make money with talks like these. I actually thought of kms but I'm thinking slaughter now.

>>60469114
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>60463361
Literally anything.

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>>60469114
>The people clapping at the end

Holy shit I am mad

>>60465217

Since everyone can afford a smartphone and a laptop nowadays.
What tech do they get that you can't?

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>>60469114
>opens terminal
>writes ipconfig
>confusion face
I'm laughing more than I should

>>60469114
Every fucking time.

>>60469114
>the 5th layer is "Mariana's web"
>it's an Argentinian name so most people there write in spanish
>Mariana's web is some sort of Google

kek

>>60463909
I still recognize that thumbnail after all these years

and it still makes me mad.

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>>60469114
This is a treasure trove of /g/ memes. Why has it not yet been tapped?

>>60469208
maybe apple has got so fin now you can use their laptops as scissors
they can cut through tank armour

>>60469348
The funny thing is that Mariana is not even an Argentinian name

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRWrmT0ovPE

>>60469424
out

>>60465217
Linux is free, run it in a VM. Now you can learn all the technology you want dumbass.

>being so ignorant you think smartphones and gaming devices is "tech"

>>60463429
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

>>60469114
>Apple is Linux
That's it i'm out. Fuck this.

>>60467262
Might as well post the starcraft source cd that "nobody could do anything with".

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>>60469114
lmfao

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>>60469498

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What the actual fuck.

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>>60465217
you're not interested in technology. you're interested in owning gadgets.

maybe you were confused; many big so-called technology and IT websites, magazines etc are only about useless gadgets and not about technology.

Technology is taking a bag of 555 timers and an atmega and automating your home lighting

Technology is finding the jtag on any device and making it do something the designers never thought of

Tech is understanding how transistors can be used in adders to create elementary calculators or simple processors.

>>60469114
>>60469348
It's like she got all her info about the deep web from that one troll infographic

>>60469634
>Technology is taking a bag of 555 timers and an atmega and automating your home lighting
>Technology is finding the jtag on any device and making it do something the designers never thought of
>Tech is understanding how transistors can be used in adders to create elementary calculators or simple processors.


save me you're little soliloquies you simple fuck all of those things mentioned require.....you guessed it MONEY!!!!

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The guy cannot even translate her bullshit.

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>>60469114
>Gadolinium Galium Garnet Quantum-electronic processors

If I ever invent a processor I will use this as its name.

>>60469276
How do you do that?

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>/g/ doesn't use a bug and virus-free iMac kernel

>>60469507
Now THAT pisses me off. He practically destroyed the last copy of the starcraft source code just for reddit internet good boy points and a few shitty gaming peripherals. Fucking hell Reddit is fucking cancer.

>>60469114
sides destroyed

>>60469798
so when my kernel has a lot of bugs, do I need to call an exterminator?

Does /g/ now a good exterminator? Asking for a friend.

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>>60469848
Just buy a new one and place it inside of your computer.

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>>60469798
>mfw i bought a used computer and the kernel was almost entirely worn out
guess i gotta get a new one

>>60469894
>Buying a computer with bug-infested kernel

Did it at least have a Gadolinium Galium Garnet Quantum-electronic processor?

>>60469878
but what if she put a keylogger in it and knows my ip address?

>>60463909
My story was anti this

>Dad goes to school in the 70's for programming, has me in 1980
>From before I could read, always makes sure there's computers around the house for kids to tinker with
>Salvages decent computers from discards at work, brings them home for us
>Lets my have my own computer in my room when I'm 10
>When I show interested in it, teaches me how to connect to local BBSes to download shareware
>Changes career path from programming to networking, makes a lot more money, more free time. For the first time, we're not poor.
>Teaches me all anyone ever needs to know about Linux when I try to buy a boxed copy with allowance as a teenager "It's fiddly, but you can do more with it."
>Offers me decent computers he salvages from discards well into adulthood, I'm using one right now.

He was always kind of a closed person, not really the kind to offer praise or show affection. That kind of thing is hard when you're a kid, but as you get older you realize that the things they did for you said more about how they felt than any empty words could.

In my late 20's, I asked him a computer question about something I forget now. He said "At this point, anon, you probably know more about it than me."

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>>60469878
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>>60469878
WTF is this shit

>>60469114
>The Red Hat comes from the fantasy kingdom of Dragon Lance
>The Red Hat balances the Internet where there's too much crime

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>>60470002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBQ7ukwK56Q

>>60470022

>>60469983
My dad taught me to crack games (copy paste the files lol), mount ISOs, format disks, and a bunch of other elementary stuff. Nothing special but it felt awesome when I was a kid.

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FUCK SHE GOT ME THE SECURITY EXPERT TRACKED ME DOWN

>>60463909
i would have made mothers life a living hell

>>60470074
Yeah, same. He used to even rent games on floppy from a place and copy them for us.

Most of the oldschool computer games I played as a kid were pirated.

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>>60463361
Literally everything nowadays

>This couple had an amazing wedding and the pictures are breathtaking
>Clickbait, clickbait clickbait
>"memes", emojis.
>Remember your stupid friends on MSN Messenger? They're adults now and still doing the same stupid shit
>Password requirements. Fucking kill me already
>Every major website ever has leaked e-mail addresses and/or passwords
>Advertisements covering advertisements covering clickbait
>Please disable your adblock
>Subscwibe for pwemium content!!
>Curries, Niggers, Chinese people

But most importantly..
>The realisation that money, jobs, property, possessions all no longer have respectable value. Everything boils down to consumerism no matter the cost to quality.

I should just kill myself before all is lost.

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>>60469878
>The kernel is a piece of hardware

Now that I think about it anons, I shouldn't have a loaded gun on my desk all day. It's too much of a temptation.

EDIT: Thanks for the gold!

>>60469231
North Korean OS not even on the list.

>>60469379
>yfw its literally the jews

>>60470265
Why would it be?

It's not like they're allowed to connect to western imperialist internet or participate in western imperialist polls.

>>60470212
>The realization that jobs, property, possessions all no longer have respectable value. Everything boils down to consumerism no matter the cost-to-quality.

This is the ultimate blackpill and if believed by enough people would end Western civilization as we know it.

That's why pot and psychedelics are Schedule 1, you know. Because it made people start to give less of a shit about consumerism and wealth, and it made them trust authority less.

>>60469075
But it's a r9k image.

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>>60469815
Yeah. That and people think "nothing could be done with it", which pissed me off.

>>60468993
>wikipedia
>reliable

>>60470296
Or buy western imperialist food that tastes good, or listen to western imperialist music that the mind dances to, or read western imperialist literature with themes like "having fun" and "fighting the guy who controls everything"

>>60470378
I've found that almost no info is reliable, regardless of source.

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>>60469114
>he isn't quantum computing on the marianas web right now
hehe, sometimes I forget how casual people can be.

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>>60470378
>implying

The only people who dislike Wikipedia are complete ignoramuses. The idea that Wikipedia is a free-for-all without any locks, protections, backups, or moderators is a literal retirement home meme at this point.

If your professor doesn't like Wikipedia as a citation, that's fine. It's an ugly citation anyway- just scroll the page for 5 seconds and you can go to the cites Wikipedia cites and cite those.

FUCK

>>60469114
>the Red Hat comes from the fantasy world of Dragon Lance
>the Red Hat balances the internet where there is too much crime
Lol what the fuck.

>>60470416
I agree, but mostly only for the subject of history.

>>60470449
computado quantumico, cabron

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>this

>>60466666

>>60470522
In fairness, if you're right handed... it's way easier to jerk off with your left hand and mouse with your right hand than it is to jerk off with your right hand and use shortcuts with your left hand.

>>60470569
DELET

This kind of threads to be honest. Fuck off with the always repeating shit.

>>60470569
Admittedly, if you leaked it and it got traced back to you, you could be extremely fucked.

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>>60467262
DELET

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>>60467214
>>60467466
You can make loss out of it

>>60470695
Why? He paid for it and legally received it. He had the right to release it if he wanted to.

>>60469360
what's the original? t.newfag

>>60470790
Paid who? Unless it was blizzard themselves or some third party with legal ability to sell the IP on the disk, it wouldn't matter.

>>60463429
I should take to it like walking then.

>>60467799
wot
does this actually corrupt data on floppys or is it just a meme? i mean you need a pretty strong magnet to interfere with a HDD

>>60468993
They even took down the nice picture of dog

>>60470824
>>60470790
The disc originally belonged to Blizzard and was stolen, then wound up on Ebay years later. If he leaked it, he could've faced serious legal action against himself.

>>60465217
Except the spoiled kids will never understand the value of working and buying stuff with their own hard-earned money. When people say money cant buy everything they arent memeing you anon.

>>60470911
A floppy isn't an hdd
a floppy is a thin magnetized plastic film

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>>60469114
I don't know what to say but I must post.

>>60469798
Dang, my kernel is at 52% right now and I have kept it free of bugs (pestizide once a month will do the trick)
should i sell it now guys?

>>60469634
Excuse me, but what reality do you live in where 555s somehow can function as fucking triacs/relays? Because it sure as fuck isn't mine.

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>>60470953
I'm not that guy.. but now that I'm past my mid-twenties and have all the money I could ever dream of; I'm not doing anything with it

I think it's just a craving psychological thing.. that you only 'want' something when you can't have it, and when you can have it the initial desire to want it disappears.

>>60471133
I use high power 555s implemented with power transistors to implement something similar to a triac. The room turns into a 300 C oven, but it works.

>>60468993
>car keys disappear
what? couldn't afford both a car and a mac?

>>60471178
On that subject...
The Trinitron, the Model M and the Nokia phone in your picture were probably thrown away and scrapped more than a decade ago.

>>60470212
>>The realisation that money, jobs, property, possessions all no longer have respectable value. Everything boils down to consumerism no matter the cost to quality.

make your own values. xeper.

>>60470306

yes

>>60471269
Don't Model Ms lack a super key?

>>60471178
Same story for me but still in early twenties. Don't really feel like wasting money on stuff i used to want.

"Craving is suffering"

>>60471338
>"Craving is suffering"
We are all hostages to our possessions.

>>60471266
Uber replaced the car keys

Nothing since I'm not an autistic man child

/thread

>>60463429
ouch that one hurts

>>60468993
This is one of the most depressing gifs on the Internet.

>>60469815
>>60470363
Assuming he didn't secretly make an .iso or other image and then cashed in the CD for gibs....
And also that if he did make an image he won't share it at a later date....

>>60469348

Whats worse is she couldnt even google it

First suggestion when you type mariana in is trench

>>60468993
>from Thinkpad Bronze Age Edition™ to Macbook Pro

this really jerkins my gherkin

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>>60469634
>Technology is finding the jtag on any device and making it do something the designers never thought of
>jtag

REMOVE THIS

>>60468972
It's incredible. What use could anyone even have for a 10GB hard drive?

>>60471616
It's not the drive that matters, it's the data that may have been on the drive, you dumbass.

>>60471623
lol yeah I understand that. I mean, why the fuck he would format it is beyond me. Clearly he's not putting it in the new pc.

>>60469597
>proxi
People like this should be banned forever from using a computer. Fuck everything.

>>60469983
I'm not crying

>>60469662
>save me you're little soliloquies you simple fuck all of those things mentioned require.....you guessed it MONEY!!!!

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-Shipping-New-NE555-NE555P-NE555N-555-Timers-DIP-8-TEXAS-100PCS-LOT/32711860924.html?


>555 timers
>1 cent each delivered

if u cant afford that

FUCK OFF THIS BOARD RETARD

>>60471684
no credit card

>>60471698
Get a debit card.

>>60471698
then get one.

if you cant get that then you're literally a lost cause and should kys

>this faggot cant afford 1 cent

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>>60471718
I already have one. How do I use it on aliexpress?

>>60469114
>The kernel is a piece of hardware which knows how to speak software
I don't know if I should laugh or cry

>>60469384
>>60469208
ctrl-x

>>60463429
I get that this is a big meme and all, but this still doesn't make sense. How is creating programs mean you are "in control" of something? If programming means you wish to be in control then that means that any hobby where you create something is the same. Were people who are into working on cars, painting, model airplanes, etc. bullied as kids too?

>>60470060
This is hilarious and physically painful at the same time

>>60467068
People say 'there's no such thing' doesn't really prove your point. It just proves that there are so few women who are decent at coding at most people haven't met any.

>>60463909

i live similar shit,

> tfw my parents paid her a private "university" to teach her "psychology" and english lessons to just squeeze more money from them and me nothing ( total neet not opportunity of study or work and even waiting more than 1 year for a important operation ), at the same time somehow manages to convince them that supposedly im the favorite
> she behaves the most antipathetic and pedantic possible when im near

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>>60464486

How dare you to oppresss womynn shitlord mysoggyknistic

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>>60463361

>>60465217

Try growing up in the 80s while being poor and the only time you see television is in stores or through the front windows of cafes and shops. Or the part where your gaming experience is going to school and listening to other kids talk about their sega, nes or atari console or about their high school at the games in the plaza... yeah back then we didn't call them arcade games.

>>60471949
>Mission
The mission to log in?

>>60469294
same

>>60469983
Similar story to my own.

>Dad transitions from mechanic and labouring trades (initially from being fucked over by the mayor of a capital who cleared out an industrial area for redevelopment in the 90s to embezzle funding to the point the area is left vacant and only becomes useful 20 years later roughly; and then age set in later on) to doing odd jobs and using funds to build custom PCs.
>Dad did PC builds over the years and worked it out through self learning, etc.
>Dad taught me and my siblings how to build PCs.
>Early on I learned by myself for how to crack software (when torrenting and P2P were normal with almost no legal consequences) and how to do it safely (without getting viruses).
>I later learned myself, worked out silly errors my Dad did for PC building (putting parts on outside of ESD bags, never caused any failures by some luck) and more or less came to build PCs the right way.
>Did feel great playing pirate games on PC that other noobs at school had to pay for to play on their console (did have console to play console exclusive games though).
>Likewise my parents never had to pay for software so that I can do IT schoolwork as I could always find a way to get it for free.
>Took advantage of using product keys on the sides of PC at school to activate Windows on PC at home (either new build or virus took out the OS) now and then (theirs were usually OEM professional for IT classrooms and OEM home for any other class) for the Dell PCs.
>After secondary school I used my funds at that point and built my first mid-high end gaymin PC (i7-960 CPU, 12GB, flagship Gigabyte GA-X58A-UD7 rev 1 with ridiculous heatsink, two 3.5" 120GB OCZ 2 SSDs in raid 0 and two Gigabyte GTX 460 1GB in SLI and a 750W Corsair PSU Silver cert).
>Never got great with software in general but did get into making custom Windows OS and some software bundles with cracks for a while.
>Now have a boring hardware repair job.

Negatives to my story which I will explain next.

>>60471949
Someone post the one with the "cd code"

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>>60471949
>google the site
>open it
>see this
Literally shit

>>60471698
visa vanilla, nigger!

>>60472095
Continuing with negatives:

>Due to knowledge I did go through a lot of stress and unnecessary pressure due to being seen as the IT guy who should know everything despite explaining my limits.
>Not uncommon to get bitched at by my Dad when I get back from school (regardless if it was a hard day or not) who usually fucks his PC up by downloading a virus and expects me to fix it somehow.
>Usually end up formatting the PC and has me set it up again as he is IT illiterate and uses that as an excuse to waste a lot of my time (which in turn fucks up my social life/ skills later on).
>Two worst pain in the arse moments I could remember when he wants me to set up a Linksys router he brought cheap with no fucking instructions (never done before, was in Secondary) and setting up a pirate satellite box to access Sky channels without a paid subscription (illegal, no know how, after college).
>Both those situations ended up in a bad argument where I somehow ended up in the wrong for depriving him or other family.
>In secondary school I did wrote a simple script to reset the main admin account password, passed it onto a retard who did not follow the right instructions to avoid detection (disconnect the Ethernet cable first, restart the PC and then use the script from an offline local account which I had demonstrated) who got caught and snitched on me and dragged another friend who had nothing to do with it.
>School Admins were pissed and disabled mine and unrelated friend's internet access which fucked with my IT work for a while.
>Script ended up becoming entirely useless due to fixes done later on and I also kicked the retard's arse who insisted it was my fault that he fucked up who also started the fight.
>Was unemployed for a while after college and while I self learned Python (only basic level ) I ended up in a depression due to daily demotivation and tasks caused by fuck ups (destroyed my social skills and no friends).

Got a job eventually and sorted myself out.

>>60468113
You okay now anon?

>>60463361
Anyone else see the disappointed smiley in the green smudge mark meant to hide the guys avatar?

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>>60472164
>It's made ON FUCKING WIX

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>>60472846
can't unsee

>>60469627
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
DELETE
DELTEE
DELETE

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>>60463909

>>60471800
If you took up visual art on your own, as a teen, it's pretty much "programming: girly/edgy wanna-be-artist emo kid edition". The only people I know who got into model airplanes and shit after being bullied were too weird for computers and were usually obsessed with WW2 and painted all kinds of models of old war vehicles.

Getting into working on cars would mean you'd probably have to have your own car, which in the city in most places would mean you're at least 16, and your parents are either rich because they got you the car, or they're weird because they let you get a shit rustbucket and yet have enough land for you to park it in the yard or something for you to work on. 16 is too late for edgy kids to get obsessed with having control over something, and if your parents are rich and you got bullied, it'd be a lot more likely you'd end up NEET /v/.

>>60469213
Good post

>>60471847
Whether or not there are so few women who can code well is immaterial to the true reason people around here say there are none--the reason being that believing there are none validates their fragile worldview. I'm not interested in the truth or falsehood of their belief, but merely in challenging it regardless, because it's funny to see them get pissed about it.

>>60469983
A good dad.

>>60469313
jetpacks

>>60467586
>semicolons on the next line
>every bracket in the same row

this is programming gore

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>>60468170
every wednesday I Kode

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>>60469114
Couldn't finish the video. I started cringing bad!

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>>60463361
Loaded up from a sweet single sided 8" floppy. Like real men on /g/ want!

>>60474608
Peltiers?

>>60467262
IT HURTS

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>>60469798
>tfw when you take good care of your ips but TOR is a processor and ram hog so now your kernel is worn out so it gets viruses.

damnit /g/ I don't want to buy a new one.

>>60474688
peltier devices would require more energy for active cooling. this is just a joke.

>>60474743
>tfw when

>>60474608

if that is chill my card that is on 30 ºC is the fucking Antarctica

>>60471722
the same way you use a cc la

>>60474743
>mfw i thought that was a hairy ass

>>60463429
>tfw no good at c++
>tfw punched those bullies

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>>60463361
>What triggers /g/?

Functional programming.

>>60469379
oy vey

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How bad this logo is.

>>60470911
the area under and around it is probably toast, the rest is probably salvageable
depending on how strong the magnet is and how much it was moved around the results would vary, because it would cover more area but also because moving magnetic fields are more damaging to these kinds of things than stationary ones

>>60469348
>it contains a lot of quantum computing
kek

>>60468993
>rolodex and newspaper are two of the last ones to go
I guess that's part of the rage

>>60467104
He made a joke

>>60469114
>here's layer 5, where I start spewing bullshit in 5 dimensions at once
once you get past the regular cringey stuff this is hilarious

>>60469815
>sharing anyone with niggers on the internet
lmao stay mad video game faggots

>>60475425
>here's layer 8, it's Skynet

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>>60466861
>Sudo
>not sudo

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>>60475025
That's the point you tard

>>60473235
>living in a city
Mistake number 1.
If you live in a city you deserve to get bullied anyways, possibly even deserve to be thrown off of a cliff.

>>60470800
>>>/r9k/3414421
You're welcome

>>60469662
>>Technology is taking a bag of 555 timers and an atmega and automating your home lighting
fuck I miss messing around with
>>60471684
I COULD BUY 600000 OF THEM

>>60474743
that picture gets me every time

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>>60463361

>>60469983
my dad is a completely absentee deadbeat
but when he was around we'd talk about science and technology and science fiction
he gave me an electronics kit to mess around with when I was like 12
he taught me BASIC around the same time
now I'm making a video game, it probably won't sell well but I'll make another one after that and maybe it'll do better, or maybe I'll get an actual programming job
if you take what you're given it's usually enough, eventually

>>60470212
>Remember your stupid friends on MSN Messenger? They're adults now and still doing the same stupid shit
fuck man, I just yesterday realized my female friend from elementary is still doing the same kinds of shitty pointless "life quiz" things she did ages ago
you know the ones where it says like "you wake next to the last person you held hands with, who is it and how do you feel?", it's a very teenage girl kind of thing and she's gotta be 27 now
of course, maybe that's just how women on the Internet are, it's now like I know any others ;_;

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>>60463429
>phone posting

>>60470790
it's copyrighted

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>>60463429

>>60475752
No anon this girl is just basic as fuck, stupid, and fucking bored.

>>60475788
>blue ram
kek

>>60470790
He paid for the disc, not the code. He doesn't own the code. Same for music, you paid for the disc but you don't own the actual tracks.

>>60470569
Only an unironic redditor would actually return this fucking shit. Holy fuck what a stupid fucking loser.

>>60471949
>you will never be born a girl and kode with klossy

>>60475071
why the fuck do you need to put arrows in there?
why do half the fucking programming languages out there feel like they need to be special and add in some non-standard thing that you'll never use outside that language that also isn't even necessary?

>>60475814
I wouldn't call her stupid
I don't even know what "basic" means at this point

>>60475867
>eveytime someone posts about finding an iPhone /g/ bands together and tells the roody poo to give it back
>guy with integrity gives back the source, /g/ gets buttmad.
I would have given it back too. But I would have made a copy. Not sure I would ever release it but I would keep it in case the time was ever right, like especially blizzard dissolving.

>>60466700
I don't get it.

>>60469498
Isn't it?

>>60476137
the kernel is a freely available Unix kernel
so in a very tangential way maybe, but really no, it's not

>>60476225
They're entirely separate things

>>60466861
>he has a Brak shirt
he's excused for that

>>60469134
>linking to reddit
don't forget to le ask for le reddit gold and then edit your comment to thank everyone for le reddit gold!

>>60468993
>Instagram on a Macbook is a substitute for a camera
what

>>60463361

I hope that facebook meme destroys your most prized possession and then poisons you

>>60470911
I tried to fuck up floppies like that as a kid and never got very far.

Think you need electricity or very fast motion to get a strong enough field to do real damage.

>>60463429
I was actually a bully. I didn't realize it at the time because I was just hanging out with the real bullies but I did deck some kid for fucking with my friend. In hindsight my friend had it coming and I was a massive asshole but I guess that's life. Turned into a nerd during my sophmore year of high school when I decided to play DnD with the principal's kid in the office and never looked back. Went into programming because I wanted money but didn't want to work outside like a peasant.
Thank you for reading my blog.

>>60476379
dick

>>60466667
There are two types of programmers

Betas and alphas no inbetweens

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>>60472096

>>60476483
Maybe you don't belong here

>>60471266
>manual keys
>2017
Step it up m8, you mean you don't use nfc encrypted-sync with phone to operate your vehicle?

>>60476697
>having a new car

>>60467068
No, the posers definitely trigger me much more.

>>60471445
Self /threading

>>60472945
>nep with a carat nose

>>60470790
Atleast in my country it would still be illegal, since he only has user rights, not the original copyright.
You could do it via VPN and upload it to a tracker of your choice, but be in the knowledge that it is illegal.

>b-but it shouldn't
yes, but this isn't about what should and what shouldn't, it is about what is and what isn't.

Why do they call that floppy drive a save button?

>>60467137
Odd, went to a high school with nilitary brats overseas, never experienced this. Girls were either sluts, nerds, or slutty nerds.

>>60478036
What floppy drive?

>>60478052
The floppy disk of course

>>60466700
but it's totally fine.

>>60478057
Games use floppy disks as save icons, youngins don't know what floppy disks are so they actually only know them as save icons and don't realize they were once real things

>>60478132
You know, when you think about it that way, shouldn't the floppy disk NOT be used as the de facto standard save icon, for that very reason? If all instances of its usage dropped the associated tooltips/labels, nobody who wasn't already familiar with the connection wouldn't know what the fuck it's indicating.

>>60469114
Jew man from Israel here.
This woman became a joke among the IT community in Israel, also she sued people for saying her lectures are full of shit.

>>60478164
At this point everyone already either knows it as both a floppy disk and a save icon or just a save icon, either way they know what it's for. Would be pretty pointless to change it.

>>60478215
I've only ever seen it as a floppy disk. What game had it as a save icon?

>>60478507
San Andreas

>>60478523
Fittingly, a nigger stole it from me

Anyone have a screenshot of that woman comparing women's code (hello world) to the fast inverse square root from Quake?

>>60468100
Xbox 360 Alpha I/II Tower

>>60470060
what?

i read those books like 20 years ago and i have no idea what the fuck she means

>>60463908
>>60463909
huh

>>60467137
I was actually bullied by girls which is why I am a 23 year old virgin

>>60475752
I'll be 32 next week this morning a ran 6 KM to make sure I have enough poke balls for adventure week I'm also finishing work on a defense contract today soooooo...

Downloading Operating Systems? Umm no thanks!

How about format and install from disc!?

WHERES MUH DISC DRIVE!?

>>60469134
>>60468972
I hate my generation, how can anyone be that stupid for a fucking meme? If he at least had the decency to put good hardware on it, but cmon... What is wrong with these people. Everytime I see that image I get triggered

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>>60471949
>sudo: 3 incorrect password attempts
I hope this is fake

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Greetings from /o/
Have some rage.

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>>60481295
and now for something that makes /o/ rage

>>60467586
>uses newline instead of indentation
>doesn't even indent nested blocks
I'd be fine with someone doing this if he didn't have nested blocks and or indented the nested blocks. It's clear enough.

>>60481328
Fuck, got any more?

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>>60481498

>>60481498
Here.
Every single LPG story ever posted.
You're welcome. Some good shit here.
http://82.199.155.15/pdf/Tales%20From%20The%20Dealership.pdf

>>60469114
holy fuck couldn't make it

>>60463361
I don't see why this should trigger anybody? 3D printer butthurt?

>>60481767
They don't know what a floppy drive is.

>>60481328
Holy shit I raged for real on this. Like my blood pressure legit went up and I'm going to have to take a break from this thread.

>>60467139
I have boxes full of drives that have just gathered over the years.
All kinds, MFM, PATA, SATA, SAS, SCSI, etc, from a few megs to terabytes, almost all of them are working.

I just build pyramids around the room for "muh aesthetics" like furniture, kek.

>>60470911
>>60475266
>the area under and around it is probably toast
all that underage

>>60470695
>>60470790
Nobody would track you back unless you really did leak it from your home connection.
Also, I doubt Blizzard would pick it up and do that even, it was stolen decades ago.

>>60470674
We have better ports of the game now, don't worry, nothing lost.

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>>60481328
Holy fucking shit.

>>60465217
What the fuck are you crying about? Go pick up a IBM PC/XT/AT or related and have fun.

file.part1.rar
file.part2.rar
file.part...rar
file.part2002.rar

it's 2017, come the fuck on

>>60463429
There's two people I know who are good at programming.

One is a fat autistic manchild who had abusive parents.

The other lost his father when he was 6, which hit him hard enough that when his son was 6, that father told him that he was around longer than his father was with himself. Poor kid had no idea what was going on, but shit.

Story checks out.

>>60469634
>you're not interested in technology. you're interested in owning gadgets.
Will /g/ ever realize these two can and obviously do coexist? Nothing wrong in buying and owning gadgets. It doesn't deter you from understanding how they work. If you are a person who only falls into one of these, you are still interested in technology.

>>60463429
I learned to code because I'm naturally good at it and because people pay me money to do it

>tfw must be some deep-seated psychological issue to code
muh current year pop-psych memes

>>60466861
I still don't understand why retards on the Internet make a big deal out of that image. Yeah, it's dumb, but what happened in real life is this:
>don't know where her shit is
>rapidly typing, trying to find the dir
>doesn't notice that it's not in the dir she's currently in
>changing directory to find it
>finally finds it
it's literally fucking nothing

I mean yes I agree with the sentiment expressed toward it, but it's like this image and the forced outcry is designed to make anyone complaining about this karlie kloss shit look stupid. STOP posting this, you fucking idiots.

>>60481328
This shit just proves women are cancerous to society.

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>>60478921
>I was actually bullied by girls which is why I am a 23 year old virgin
same
accept your fate, weakling

>>60467262
WE DID IT! ONCE AGAIN REDDIT!

>>60482022
no no anon can't you see it's a woman making a mistake here, thus she's obviously a poser and that means all women are cancer who can't into program. this is important enough that we need to see it every week for a year now.

yes?

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>>60467262
NEPHEW

>man finds SC source CD
>sends it to fucking blizzard
>they send him cheap shit g4m3r gear in return
https://www.reddit.com/r/gamecollecting/comments/68xzxt/starcraft_gold_master_source_code_update/

>>60469815
>>60469507
how much could it have been worth if he sold it using bitcoin etc?

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>>60467262
>20GB of nothing

>>60482274
he's not even trying

>>60483181
;)

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>>60482885

>>60469983
This story un-did my triggering from the posts above

>>60468993
>2017
>still no sunglasses app

>>60481328
just.... fuck. I don't know whether to weep for him or offer to kill his daughter for him.