What is the best programming language to write malware?

C and x86 assembly.

machine language

>>60455359
Replace x86 assembly with Python and you're good.

java because it's cross-compatible

>>60455407
>Having to ship a fucking python interpreter with your malware
>Having your code in a human readable form
You're stupid.

>>60455455
except then the host needs the jvm to run the virus

compatibility is not always good

>>60455345
Whatever works. Malware these days is all about exploiting bugs. The language is irrelevant.

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>>60455455
>send virus that i wrote in java to my friend for the lulz
>he doesn't even have the jre installed

>>60455541
this
Juts figure out what you want your exploit to be, then use whatever language you think it'll be easiest to write in

>>60455345
I don't get it. A floppy disk on a fridge... ok

>>60455345

That little dinky fridge magnet isn't going to do shit to a high density floppy. This image exists solely for underages to pretend they used floppies and circle jerk about it.

>>60455662
huh? What would a magnet do?

>>60455648
What's holding the disk to that fridge?

>>60455345
Scratch

>>60455469
If you think anyone doing security can't disassemble a binary and read it just fine, you are an idiot.

>>60455469
You don't ship python anywhere.
Python is for your command server infrastructure and for remote exploits used to distribute the malware.
The actual malware is C.

>>60455402
Machine language and assembly are for all intents and purposes, identical. Assembly is just human-readable.

>>60455469
pretty much all linux systesm have python by default

>>60455648
Fucking magnets, how do they work? and why do they break floppy disks?

>>60455992
In times of yore, the people believed in a myth: That mysterious powers in magnetic materials could erase information from the newly invention of magnetic storage.
To this day, No one knows how these strange magnetic materials work and their relationship with magnetic based storage.

>>60455359
/thread

>>60455765
thats the fucking joke

>>60455359
this.

>>60455541
>language is irrelevant
good job trying to corrupt the system's memory in javascript

Russian

>>60458906
лoл

>>60455765
You and your dad are for all intents and purposes identical. Your dad is just human-readable.

>>60455345

Python desu