Ayy wtf?

Yeah, right.

If you were a real wagecuck you'd be panicking over your lost spreadsheets and TPS reports that you're going to have to do over from scratch

>>60427166
Why? It's not my fault

Blame your retarded sysadmins for not installing updates

Since monday I've been setting the default wallpapers on my uni computers to that wannacry window.
Already heard some panicking voices :^)

>>60427191
>Blame
You got it all wrong though

can i spread the virus in my isp?

>>60427209
It's nobody else's fault except for the admins or users that didn't install the patches back in March

>>60427131
north korea, russia, the usual

>>60427281
>Random scriptkiddie writes a ransomware using an old leaked NSA exploit.
>It's muh cyberwarfare!
Lmao

>>60427335
kaspersky mentioned how some of the code was similar to code used in sony hack a few years ago, newspapers grabbed the NK link and ran with it

>go to work
>tech support takes my PC because updates we're not being pushed to it
>no PC for a full day, basically a day off

>>60427275
I think it's the fault of the person who did it

>It's her fault she got raped

>>60427247
yeah, take to your isp's sysadmin and give him a moist blowjob. he will do that for you

>sysadmins seriously delayed in applying critical code execution without user interaction patches from fucking March when they were revealed publicly in April
Shiggy diggy

>>60427412
80% NSA for not reporting it to Microsoft and after 1-2 months responsibly disclosing it to the public
10% microsoft for having a shit codebase and closed source so audits are close to impossible
8% sysadmins for not updating
2% the skids

>>60427513
The sysadmins have way more culpability in this. The patch was responsibly disclosed to Microsoft, patched in March of this year, and only disclosed to the public in April (a month after the security patch). Wannacry only started using it as a vector of infection a month AFTER it was disclosed to the public, or two months after making the patches that would have prevented infection became available.

>>60427412
>>It's her fault she got raped
Spoken like a true F*minist

>50% NSA because fuck you NSA
>40% Sysadmin/User who didn't patched or clicked on a link to be the initial infected PC who infects everything else in LAN or who didn't set up a firewall which blocks unused shit ports (like fucking SMB)
> 10% Microsoft because Microsoft

>>60427401
Hope you had no trap porn on it this time anon!

>>60427131
>>60427197
>using the smiley with a carat nose

>>60430297
Caret, not carat. Stop using the wrong word.