>mom figured out how to open bookmarks

>>60414460
But Tomoko has her own laptop. You have your own laptop too, right?

>Mom realized her nudes stay in the trash bin until she empties it

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>mom figured out how to launch parity attacks on my encrypted partitions and claims she'll have them all broken by sundown next sunday

>mom figured out how to implement shor's algorthim with bobby pins and a hair drier and she tells me she'll factor my private keys if I don't do the dishes

>mom keeps fighting with /r9k/ edgelords on Twitter
I'm worried she's gonna get doxxed or something because she's very liberal and it's a huge meme right now to be alt-right.

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>>60414698
I know that feel.
>mom keeps on getting deeper and deeper into social media. Gets facebook and has lately gotten instagram.
>Tell her to keep the political bullshit out of her facebook and just post pictures of food or something, like other normies do.
>Of course anon, I'd never post anything controversial there.
>Some months pass, eventually posting political opinions on a daily basis and gets into arguments with other people.
>It's like watching a naive child discover the true nature of the internet for the first time.
>Can't tell her any personal things anymore, due to that stuff inevitably ending on her facebook pages one way or another.
>Mfw It's only a matter of time until she posts something retarded out there, that will lead to the doxxing of the whole family.
+40 year olds getting into social media is a fucking liability, for them and for everyone else around them.

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>MOMS GONNA FREAK!!!

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>>60414460
>mom has a hidden directory
>i am embarrassed of mom's fetishes
>mfw

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>mom emailed me her craigslist solicitation by accident

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>mom found the porn
>dad took the blame

>>60414460
>bookmarks
>not just typing the first letter of the website you want to go to
are you an old man op

>>60417840
This could turn out just like that song Pina Colada.

>>60415930
Let me guess... BBC, cuckolding, gangbangs, rape fantasies?

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>>60414460
>love interest finds the Kim Possible porn

>>60415930
Momcest?

>>60414589
made me kek

>>60414846
I understand as well anon...

>>60414846
>mom is a white supremacist that posts on websites like lunatic outpost in her down time
I feel blessed

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>mom sees the lewd anime wallpaper

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>mom figured out a vulnerability in NSA's private network and downloaded their hacking tools and documents then proceeded in creating a self-replicated ransomware that infected 200k people

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>>60423985
I see you in every /g/ thread that has an anime pic for it's OP, and I can't help but chuckles every time.

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>left the porn running fullscreen while going to the toilet to take a shit
>hear mom opening the door of your room

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>dad walks in on me watching shemale porn

>>60425671
You first, masochist.

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>grandma walks in on me watching scat/diaper pornography

>>60414846
Thank goodness my mom hates social media, and doesn't know how to use it.

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>>60423985
>mfw imagining how fat and autistic you have to be to continuously post this

Enjoy your (You), but just know you will always be a failure

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>check moms browser history

>>60415930
>Doesn't say what fetishes are

>I have watch my cousins home made porn..
She also doing escort...

>>60414539
>>60415930
C'mon share buddy!

>>60426819
did you fap tho and hire her...

>>60426888
I quite close to her like sibling.. Just feel disgusted..

Didnt know why she doing 'escort' thing...

>>60419208
I like piña colada and getting caught in the rain :^)

>>60427032
post the contact

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>look at sister's browser history
>gay male porn
>gay male porn everywhere

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>leave shota open on computer while doing something on phone
>dad walks in and sees it >completely ignores it

>>60427440
at least it was straight shota, right...?

>>60425725
>sour orphan

>>60427032
Get off of 4chan right now. Get out while you still can. You're still halfway normal. GET OUT!

>>60414460
kek

>>60415930
>kinkshaming your own mother
what kind of son are you

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>mom is named "Mallory"

>leave onahole and jap lube out in open
>forget about it
>knocking at door

>>60419776
In other words...normal fetishes for fully grown mothers.

>>60414589
>only having one layer of encryption

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>sick of having to help mom with computer stuff all the time
>teach her how to use her (my old) computer
>get an email with a .zip of trap porn
>she asks if I'm gay

>>60427482
O-of course.

>>60414846
Sneak into her account and set her privacy settings to "Only me"

>>60425357
Virus

>>60425696
He obviously didn't see her dick

>>60425750
Diaper ads

>>60427032
Like prostitution?

>>60427440
Adults tend to ignore cartoons

>>60427348
Meh

>>60432909
Hide it.
Open door.

>>60430469
kek

>tfw your mom is a normal mild mannered woman who shops online and emails her friends and relatives and has never looked at porn on the internet

>>60435330
Well if you're into traps you kinda are, whether you admit that or not

>mom still uses AOL Desktop for email

I guess old habits don't want to die. At least they use an embedded chromium now, but it's a terribly outdated version..

>>60436938
My aunt does that. I'm certain that at some point she's gonna get ransomwared, and will call me crying "fix it!"

And I'll put on my very smuggest face and tell her I'd be happy to restore her backups for her.

>>60436888
Trips of truth....

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>mom saw all my gay trap porn and found my dad's gun
>is threatening to shoot my laptop
>it's all on the cloud

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>bought card captor sakura manga as a teenager
>dad caught me reading it
>actually had to prove it "wasn't mine"
>watching shoujo anime on my TV
>fell asleep
>whole family knows of my faggotry

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>uncle stallman found the netflix bill

>>60427552
Batman doesn't like kids who watch pornos I guess.

>browsing e621 furry pawjobs on my phone
>about to fall asleep
>Finger rests on screen and option comes up to share image
>wake up to my friend asking me why I just sent him a picture of cute little trap bunny footfucking a fat old man
>Confused and afraid come up the answer, "haha that's what u jerk off to isn't it?"

To this day i don't know if he actually bought it.

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>>60442275
u fucked up kiddo
he knows you're into old men

I'm not >>60415930 but I found a folder for "crochet patterns" in my mom's ie favorites, which I thought was odd since I've never seen her crochet. The bookmarks all had really short generic names. They were all links to pornhub videos for hardcore rape and throat fucking.

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>>60442373
>hardcore rape and throat fucking.
Savage.

>>60414460
>ask mom to open my PC while I'm at Uni to send me an important Word doc
>she finds my hidden dick pics instead
>tells my dad

>>60442275
> on my phone
> option comes up to share image
I bet you also have Facebook installed and logged in.

>>60439989
Underrated

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>mom found the poopopotamus

>>60414589
kek

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>mum knows what a VPN is
Am I fucked

>>60414589
shut up nerd

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>>60442854
anime website

>>60442854
Yeah, I still wonder how you aren't banned for spam.

>>60443019
Believe me, I did. Many times...
Every. Fucking. Day.

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>>60435899
>Adults tend to ignore cartoons

This. When I was maybe 14 they found my cartoon porn folder but just laughed it off

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>>60414460
>mom runs a kiddie porn ring in your computer

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I know this thread is just memes but seriously you can get your own computer for cheap. If you are young and don't have any credit/debit card just buy a giftcard at the grocery store to use online. Buy something like pic related. Usually you can get free shipping.

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>>60443176
>its all home videos of you bathing in the sink

>>60414698
>liberal
>not right
Americans delet this meme

>>60436888
Its not gay

>>60443854
You're fapping to dudes. What part of that is not gay?

>>60443825
>right
>not ancap
lmao

>>60443892
But surely you cant be liberal (free) without free markets

>mom has full access to my computer when she needs it
>mom knows about my loli fetishes
>my BG is literally my loli hentai illustration folder on rotation
>i have nhentai in my bookmarks
>i have a onahole on my desk
>often have loli doujin tabs open

>she is open minded, doesn't give a shit
>she is able to separate my sexual life from my personal life

get on my level

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>>60443854
it's ok anon
we've all went through this

>>60443880
its not gay if they have a cute penor

>>60444045
Still a guy.
Still gay by definition.

>>60444163
its not gay if it's cute

>>60444304

its not gay if the balls don't touch

shemale + girl is straighter than whitecisgendermale + girl

t. guy who doesnt even trap porn

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>>60426750
>she has a young/old fetish

>>60418122

>only bookmarks the main page of a given website

You must not go anywhere with content worth saving.

>>60436888
truth trips

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>>60414460
>Mum's laptop running Wine on Linux got infected with WannaCry.
>She sends them 3 Bitcoins to unlock the system

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>>60426750
>check moms browser history
>thousands of recipes

>>60444008
aw shit

>>60444008
>thats what you think
>implying she isnt digusted and ashamed behind your back

>>60446996
>>60447042
>believing a greentext on 4chan

>>60444008
she just gave up on life.

you can't be angry if you gave up.

>>60445236
>has them all printed off
>has had them all printed off for years
>still hasn't tried to make a single one

>mom
/g/ is full of kids, not a surprise given the quality of discussions in this board

>>60447042
>>60447189

but she's the one who talked to me about how fetishes are ok when she first gave me the "birds and the bees" talk, except instead of bees they were dicks

>>60414460
>stepdad found my sperm silo :DD
I love those threads :DDD

>tfw mom share loli porn with me
>tfw I share loli porn with mom
^you think there's someone with this life somewhere?

>>60447264
So she gave you the birds and the dicks talk? That's weird.

>>60427348
she's going through babbies first porn phase like we did with lesbians
soon it will be hardcore rape, whether maledom or femdom
be prepared

>>60435330
well you are... probably bi considering the obcession with sissies
same tbqh pham

>>60447241
mankids*
we all are basement dwelling linux losers buying hardware with our NEET-bux rather than helping the family

>>60447424
>be prepared
Prepared for what? He has nothing to do with her sexual maturation.

>>60442275
>cute little trap bunny footfucking a fat old man
I kinda want to see this...

>>60414460
>Checking on your mom while she's browsing the web
>on her own laptop
Why?

>>60414846
dude same thing happened with my father.
he's really right leaning and is always wanting to fight, his fb is a shitshow.

>>60447480
>only child detected
You fucks are so spoiled

>>60447665
I actually have a brother and two sisters, but nice projection.

>mom ordered the shane deisel dildo on amazon

>>60447683
think she'll let you use it?

>>60442373
Damn.

>>60414846
>like other normies do.
I don't think you understand what normies do. Social media has moved from self-centered shit to everybody's soapbox

>+40 year olds getting into social media is a fucking liability, for them and for everyone else around them.
You just didn't explained social media properly to your mom anon. I told mine that using Facebook was akin to going out naked to do grocery shopping. So if she didn't want any random person to see something she might regret, she shouldn't post it. She limits herself to liking pictures and engaging in normal conversation on peoples' walls, while criticizing all those drama/religious posts offline

>>60427348
More common than you think.

>>60435330
If that happen to me she'd never see me again

>>60414460
tomoko is cute

>>60427032
Gee, get out if you don't understand the concept.

>>60444008
Your mom just gave up on you. She doesn't give a single fuck about you anymore.

>>60443178
If I had enough money to buy the gift card in the first place, why not buy the pc directly?

>>60414511
1
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>>60450729
REEEE

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>>60450729

>>60447264
Did she help you do the cummies at bed time too?

>miles away from my parent's house
>mom texts me about all her tech problems
>Feel guilty for being condescending even though I have every right to be
Yippee

>>60445210
>3 Bitcoins

.... Why the fuck did you mom have that kind of cash?... WHY DID YOU MOM HAVE THAT KIND OF CASH ON HAND AND NOT KNOW HOW TO SPLIT IT UP?!

https://youtu.be/NsEIu6-lciA

>>60452607
The joke is about my mum knowing about bitcoins at all. She's actually at the learning about "how to use Facebook from her friends" stage. Because neither me or my brother would teach her how to get on it.

>>60453545
you make funny jokes
haha

>>60443721
This brings a question into my mind.

Is it illegal if you consent to it as an adult?
How does that work, it's you right? Why would anyone care if you don't.

Like if your 30 and don't give a shit then is it illegal?

God if I was a judge my head would explode.

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>>60444008
>>mom knows about my loli fetishes
>>she is open minded, doesn't give a shit
This is an odd feel, for the bar to be so low that you are entirely free to do and think as you please, even if it is morally questionable.....but as a consequence anything you do is dismissed entirely.

Feels odd man, I honestly can't say I would like that, wouldn't know how to feel. Just bazaar...

>>60445210
The ONE TIME wine fucking works right...

>>60453739
The difference will be if your mother is shot dead or both you and your mother is shot dead.
The internet is serious business, but it becomes 200% serious with CP business involved.
Don't question it or be labelled a pedo anon. Noe post more mom stories.

>>60453887
My mom likes really shitty reality TV, that's about the worst of it.

>>60444008

>local mother found dead from overdose