>how to be a Windows 'expert' and still know absolutely jack shit about computers
>install all pending windows updates
>install and run CCleaner file and registry cleanup
>run disk cleanup as admin
>run a dism check
>manually update third-party software using filehippo update checker
>replace shitty programs with good programs (winzip with 7-zip,, etc)
>disable obvious botnet privacy options
>install latest manufacturer drivers
>update the bios
>disable shitty startup software in CCleaner "startup" section
>run CCleaner registry cleanup one more time for good measure
ok thanks for the tip ^-^
can you teach us how to be a loonix master now senpai?
Those cleaners won't make your performance any better but are more likely to fuck up something in the process.
>>60411100
Wear knee high socks and learn to coffee
>>60411106
easy to keep uncle tom's browser free of obvious porn and that's what he's REALLY 'paying' you for
>>60411100
>can you teach us how to be a loonix master now senpai?
sure
>install linux
Not sure about the rest I'm still working on it
>>60411061
Ccleaner went from being training wheels into being absolutely verifiable malware.
>>60411061
They broke DISM with Windows 10, so we don't have that anymore.
>>60411235
Waiii?
>registry cleaner
>CCleaner
Absolutely useless programs.
>>60411624
>his registry is bloated
I bet you don't take out your trash either.
>>60411672
Yeah, those micro-optimizations will surely help speed up my computer.
>>60411736
>optimizations
>won't speed up a computer
pick one
>>60411792
I said micro-optimizations. Do you know what micro means?
I reboot my VMs into clean snapshots. If you don't care for that, Faronics Deep Freeze works rather nicely.
>>60411814
something very tiny, like your dick for example
thanks this was a really helpful guide
>>60411061
You forgot ctrl alt delete, man!