jogs the noggin

You got me OP. I'm triggered. Where's Tesla?

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>>60395786
I'm not a huge apple fan but it really bugs me that Jobs gets called the "mastermind" behind apple while in fact, Steve Wozniak was the true innovator for developing the Apple I and Apple II
Jobs was nothing more than an edgy salesman

>>60395786
Where is Stallman?

>>60395786
>innovator
>not inventor
That's fine then. Edison and Jobs were great innovators, they took the inventions and work of autists and had them turned in to products that people would actually want in their lives.

>>60395786
This legit just seems like bait. Are people ACTUALLY that fucking retarded?

>>60395786

>white men

>>60395786
> not tesla
what

>>60395906
>the Apple I and Apple II
The Apple I came out in 1977.
The Apple II in 1983.
What's Woz done since?
Put his name on the IIgs?
What did Jobs do?
He went up against Gates.
He forced Gates to remove pirated Quicktime code from Windows.
He got Gates to guarantee Office for Mac.
He got Gates to invest $150Million in (non-voting) Apple stock.
He got a patent-swap with Microsoft.
He negiotated the deal with the RIAA for iTunes.
He started the Music Store which effectively put Napster etc out of business.
He got an exclusive deal with ATT for a phone that they hadn't even seen.
Nope, nothing to see here.

>>60395906
I think they are talking about when he came back and turned Apple's fortunes around, releasing the ipod etc

>>60396075
Noone is doubting his abilities as salesman but what of his innovations?

>>60396075
so Jobs was just a salesman

>>60395786
Love it how they threw in a bunch of worthless cunts who never did anything... just to pander to feminazis.

>>60396139
He had more patents to his name than the vaginas you've seen up close.

>>60396075
You forgot about how jobs made pixar

Literally nothing wrong with this. Steve Jobs was a great innovator. His vision alone is what led Apple to become as successful as it is.

>>60396146
>He had more patents to his name than the vaginas you've seen up close.
wow, more than 0? that's a lot

Of this list only two people innovated with ideas of their own. Guess who.

>>60396180
*financed pixar

>>60396289
Temple Grandin and (arguably) Alexander Graham Bell

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So who would be /g/'s answer?

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>>60396332
1. Stallman/Linus
2. Terry A Davis
3. Dennis Ritchie

>>60395953
Possibly in India posing with his ancient, yet freshly drained of 2 hour of battery life, Thinkpod near ruble and something rotting.

>>60396332
Lennart Poettering

>cuckerburg

Disgusting

>>60396332
1) Adolf Hitler
2) Henry Ford
3) Jackie Chan

>>60395964
Too bad one didn't actually do that and the other makes over priced shit that will be obsolete the next year

>>60396008
I hope it's bait

>>60396064
Americans need their heros even if they stole ideas from other people like Nicola Tesla who should've been rich as fuck but died in poverty

>>60396203
>Nothing wrong with this
>Thomas Edison at the top of the list let alone on the list
>Apple still makes shit

>>60396403
You forgot Nicola Tesla

>>60396441
Facebook was a mistake

>>60395786
Where's Ada Lovelace? She needs to join our startup.

>>60396289
Bell and Edison?

>>60396316
>Alexander Graham Bell

Nah, he stole the invention from Gray and had a friend at the patent office who greased the wheels for him.

>>60396146
None of the vaginas I've seen have patents to their names.

>>60396316
Correct. In all fairness Grandin is the only real innovator since Bell did steal one or two patents in his lifetime but out of everyone else he had the least external influenced

>>60396467
Tesla only tried inventing mad science nonsense. AC was his only practical invention, and he only argued for it out of an autistic desire to be correct.

>>60396549
Second one is wrong. Idk who Bell is

>>60396632
He kinda invented the lightbulb then Edison took credit for it

>>60396632
He invented and patented logic circuits before modern computers were even invented.

>>60396668
Tesla didn't invent the lightbulb, lightbulbs were slowly developed by a long ass list of experimenters over the 19th century. Tesla never even contributed to it. Improving carbon fiber filaments to actually be long lasting and making electric light practical as a consumer product was one of the few genuine accomplishments to Edison's name.

>>60396715
but then decided "ehh that shit's not going anywhere I'm going to dedicate my life to a weather control death ray"

>>60396750
Why do you like a guy that let a fellow physicist die just for money

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>Amelia Earhart
>Innovator

>>60396750
Actually Tesla invented his own lightbulb that was cheaper to produce and more durable than Edisons version because Edison wouldn't grant him usage for a world fair exhibit.

>>60396822
You thought women have always been pilots?

>>60396850
Being the "first <member of group> to do a thing" is the same kind of retarded fucking logic that got Obama a peace prize for being black. It's irrelevant.

>>60396812
I don't, Edison was a profiteering scumbag and very much the steve jobs of his day. He had a fucking elephant electrocuted to death in public with alternating current just to "show the dangers of AC" as if a direct current of electricity won't kill you just as dead. Of course, AC is much slower and painful and electric chairs all ended up using DC.

I'm just tired of the reddit tier muh tesla obsession attributing things to him that he had nothing to do with and venerating him like some kind of fedora saint.

>>60396968
If I'm remembering right, the power button is on the back of the monitor.

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>>60395786
Both Edison and Jobs were businessmen.
They weren't scientists.
They weren't innovators.
They were fucking salesmen who knew how to sell a product and didn't care who they screwed over to do so.

>Browsing mall for shits and giggles
>Pass the Apple store and notice they're finally displaying their new monitors
>One of them is a 22" 4K monitor
>Notice one of them is off--hitting the keyboard does nothing
>Proceed to grope and molest the monitor to find the power button
>Realize there's no fucking power button
>Apple users are so stupid that they aren't even capable of having a power button on a fucking monitor

I will never not be mad at the damage that Jobs has wrought

>>60396034
>(((white))) "men"

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>>60396985
Nope
Asked a rep to confirm
Their new overpriced piece of shit monitors
Which by the way, already had problems with the fucking Ethernet ports
Don't have a fucking power button
And if they do, I'm sure it's some asinine place

>>60396750
Nigga, he invented A/C and the electric induction motor. Both of these technologies abso fucking lutley revolutionized the whole goddamn world and have been only marginally improved since their invention in comparison to other technologies.

Sure, I think some people over-hype they guy and he was pure concentrated autism but his contribution to the world of electricity is worthy of recognition.

>>60397113
I am aware of that, and I never said he didn't do those things.
But he didn't invent the fucking lightbulb

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>3% said pic related is the greatest innovator of all time
really zucks my chat logs

>>60396995
>I will never not be mad at the damage that Jobs has wrought
Just try and imagine what the IT world would be like if Gates' parents had not been friends of John Akers, the CEO of IBM. The world would be running Unix on Motorola CPUs.
Now try and imagine what it would be like if Jobs hadn't returned to Apple in '97. Clunky music players that hurt your hand to hold them. Flip/feature phones. Still pirating music via Napster.

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>>60397012

Your power level is showing.

>>60397509
>Unix
You mean CP/M. Unix was always relegated to education until Linux.

>>60395786
> three women

>Amelia Earhart
What?

>>60396139

Salesmen sell things. Jobs was a visionary who created things. He had the ideas, engineers and designers made them happen with his guidance.

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>>60398609
>t. mactoddler subhuman

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>>60398609
>go make stuff that's so dumbed down and simplified, even retards like me can use it

>>60396429
More like Top 10 Villians of /g/

>>60396995

>retarded brainlet confused by the new LG Ultrafine

>OH WAT IS DIS
>NO BUTTON
>WAT
>I DUNNO WAT THIS IS
>HURR DOESN'T WORK
>GARBAGE, NEXT

They're made specifically for Mac control you absolute fucking retard. They're supposed to be controlled entirely within macOS, they were made in partnership with Apple. The funny part is you think you're smart, despite your autism and ADHD barring you from understanding the simple shit. You can probably do something pointless like rice Arch, but you can't understand the concept of an OS controlled monitor. Fucking amazing.

Edison is a meme

>>60398650

That's what technology was always supposed to be. A computer is a tool, not a hobby or a test. Its purpose is to serve a function. My architect shouldn't know how to configure his OS before he designs apartment blocks. I dated an animator chick a few months ago who didn't even know what her PC's components were, but she makes big cash working for respectable media houses. Computers are SUPPOSED to be simple and just do the task you want.

This is why Apple is undeniably winning. Look at their performance in the market right now and cry more.

>>60396332
Newton, Descartes and Al Khwarizmi.

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>>60398743
>mactoddler thinks he or his toddler toys are welcome much less belongs on /g/

This is why no one takes you technology illiterate morons seriously. Why are you even here subhuman?

>>60396289
Really made me think.
Only one person vin the list wasn't a hack.

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>>60398743
>performance in the market right now

>>60396668
Bell invented the Telephone and probably other things too if I'm correct

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>>60398743
>i don't even know what pc components are but i want to talk aboiu apel cuz i luv apel and itz technologee xDDDddd

>t. mactoddler

>>60398786

Everything you post is literal spam, you can't even make it less obvious that you're the same 1 angry retarded sperg in every thread about Apple. Stop getting triggered, you're a pajeet and you don't belong here.

>>60398817

>1 editing software

Yeah, Apple makes 80% of their revenue from FCP. Way to prove your point. You can't even see how dumb you are, its incredible. You could have pulled declining Mac/iPad/iPhone sales, but no, you find an article about Final Cut. Nice one.

>>60398862

I didn't even talk about myself, I spoke of someone I dated, she wasn't using a Mac she was using a custom built PC from her cousin. Get some fucking reading comprehension pajeet.

>>60398893
>t. mactoddler

>>60398877
>>60398893
>t. assblasted mactoddler

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>>60398908

This is what happens when Botjeet short circuits or runs out of things to say. You always post from your phone and WinXP prebuilt shitbox at the same time. You're so predictable and so fucking dumb.

>>60398937
>t. mactoddler

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This entire thread is bait, right? One can't be this cocksucking retard, is just impossible

>>60395786
>those women on the list.

I'm surprised Elon Musk isn't mentioned.

>>60399379
it was 2012 meme musk was a nobody to normies

Thomas Edison was a thief.

>>60395819
Well, i wouldn't call tesla an innovator directly.

He's more of a genius inventor, along with Newton, Marie Curie and others.

Thomas Edison and Steve jobs were great innovators, though. They took existing technologies and revolutionized them, while making profit.

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>mfw people still believe in reddit tier Tesla Jesus nonsense from 2014