Would you bang Linus Torvalds?
>>60384477
I do not find him attractive but if he asked I would suck his dick once to thank him for linux
>>60384623
i didn't know i felt this way until i read this, thanks i guess?
>tfw look like a mix of torvoldos and lunduke
>use linux
>not want to suck torvalds dick
excuse me but I knew the requirements going in and let me tell you if anyone thinks they can just use linux without at some point sucking torvald's dick they got something coming
>not wanting to suck stallman's cheesedick
>>60384477
I'd grab and wiggle his shit around for a minute but that's it
>>60384477
If I was a gay man I guess I would. However I'm straight so I would have a beer with Torvalds, we could sit around getting drunk and prank calling Stallman and Terry Davis.
I'd rather bang Sebastian from Linus Tech Tips
>>60384811
I don't use gnu corelibs though.
>>60384477
no because iNohomo
yes
>>60384477
Actually if I could just interject for a moment, you should really be asking, "Would you bang Stallman/Linus," or as I've taken to calling them, "Stallman + Linus."
I would bang him for sure. But only under 1 condition first. That he showered first and let me inspect his anus was clean and fresh. I`d feel a little uncomfortable seeing his face looking at me. But I`d ask him to look away. Also under no circumstances could he laugh at my inadequate penis size. I`d end it if he did.
>>60385532
A freesome?
>>60385926
It would be more like you banging linus while stallman masturbates in the corner spouting about how he contributed.
>>60385926
I audibly laughed. Thanks, anon, this is the first time I've smiled this week.
>>60385532
Please fix picture with green paper rather than grapes.
>>60385962
keked
>>60386784
>first time I've smiled this week.
Cheer up fella. You got double dubs, that should make you smile also.
>>60386784
Cheer up guy, we're all brothers on /g/ (except pajeet)
>>60384477
THICC
>>60388206
Buff as fuck, you wouldn't believe how many shemales this guy has fucked!
>>60384859
kek
this
>>60384859
Prank call Bill Gates as well.
>>60384623
>t. Mac user
>>60384811
do you use bash, Gcc, Emacs anything with GPL license?
>>60384477
He's a fatass, so no. I like my men to be athletic.
>banging him
I would make sweet love to him for hours
Just got a boner thinking about it
>>60384477
No. I would switch to Mac OS before fucking Linux.
>>60388793
fuck steve jobs or cookie & get aids faggot
>>60384477
Already did. His boyhole was super loose though.
>>60388924
He had a nice tight boi pussy before stallman wrecked him.
Die in heck linus you jew worshipper
>>60384477
Yesss!!! I'd sooo get down on my knees if I'd meet him