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Write a C program that does the most complicated thing you can think of.

Contraints:
The program can be no longer than 3 lines of code. No libraries other than stdlib.
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>>60382022
int main()
{
}

Fuck, ran out of lines
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>>60382022
You can't even add two numbers in C. What a joke.
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>>60382104
>his programming language uses curly brackets
Unmount yourself.
>>
size_t n = 0;
while (++n && malloc(n) && !!malloc(n) && !!!!malloc(n) && !!!!!!malloc(n) && !!!!!!!!malloc(n));
>>
int main(){int o=0;--o=o--;return 0;}
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>>60382022
#include <stdlib.h>
int main(void){while(fork());}


does so much shit that freezes your pc
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>>60382268
while(malloc(0));

does the same
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>>60382143
munmap(yourself, YOUR_SIZE);
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>>60382022
:^)
int main(void) {
return 1/0;
}
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