Have you ever saw a good looking female programmer?

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Beauty and brains.

>>60371900

who gives a fuck, go to /b/ you cunt. I cant even imagine what kind of a fuckwad sits behind posts like these

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>>60371967
YES

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>>60371900
>Have you ever saw a good looking female programmer?
Yeah, in a stock image.

>I work as a software developer and I never saw any good female coder that isn't ugly as fuck.
No you didn't.

PS: Your English sucks, Poojeet.

>>60371988
>t. androgynous pajette

I care more about good programmers, male or female.

I don't care about utterly worthless cunts that use their looks to get attention in any kind of subject

>>60371900
There are few beautiful girls in my office but they are working as L1/L2s Linux support. Not sure about the programmers but there are nice looking girls working in IT.

>>60371900
Have you ever seen a good female programmer?

Right, you haven't, because such thing does not exist

Marissa Mayer has a masters in CS.

I've seen some fairly attractive older ones. Usually they just happened to move into programming because they weren't making enough money in the position they were originally hired for (the one that they got using their meme degrees that they got in college)

>>60371900
Only have ever seen one. She was not attractive but not really hideous either.

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>>60371900
Yes.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corrinne_Yu

Most of them end up doing their postgraduate degrees and moving on to R&D instead of working for years in shitty programming jobs though. Your options are corporate shill (Java, .NET) or dead-end web development.

>>60371900
My ex-wife (into marketing) had a sexy friend into JS programming and UX.. but I would not qualify this activity as Software Development.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLsTPHDWoF0

id suck bodil's dick

>>60371900
Yes.

I saw one that was decent.

Just one though, in all of my years of work in IT.

I think she was a web developer, javascript and such, focus on localization.

Everyone else is either male(99.99999%) or an already married woman who looks very meh.

The sausage fest is real.

>>60373190
What the fuck is that thing

>>60371900
I know some sexy CS phd students at my departments who do a lot of implementation for their research, does that count?

>>60371900
http://twitter.com/lazer is pretty cute

>>60371900
There are some but they are either asian or russian/eastern european. good luck in finding a british girl/german girl programmer that does not suck

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>mfw "hey anon, why don't you have a girlfriend, don't you meet any at work?"
>no women in tech
>no women enjoying tech
>no women enjoying talking about tech
>mfw all of my interests are hugely boring to any regular female
>mfw tech events have mostly men, and the women are "tech reporters" without real interest
>mfw when they are anywhere close to decent they are already taken/married

>>60372736
>Yu's early career was as a programmer for the King's Quest series for the Apple II

What the fugg, she must be like 50. Fucking asian genes man.

>>60373339
>>mfw all of my interests are hugely boring to any regular female
This.

>>60372024

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>>60372002
mfw Elon Musk has bigger tits than karlie.

>one of the lead programmers at my company is an ex-marine
>muscular as shit

That and he has a jawline from Olympus.

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>going through interview process for a company
>talking to some HR chick
>she's trying to sell me the corporate bullshit
>starts talking about how "diverse" their office is
>apparently they have women programmers
>OHBOY.png
>get a tour of the office
>mfw not a single female in sight

>>60371900
I've never seen a good female programmer.

>>60373518

You should ask him out for a drink.

Worst case scenario, you're gonna need to get your jaw wired back together.

Best scenario, you get an AMAZING wingman.

Homo scenario, you get a boyfriend.

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>>60372736
>she already mixed to make qt qapas girls
inb4 elliot rodgers

>>60373339
And don't forget that any girl that is actually interested in your hobbies is just doing it for the attention whoring from other betas and she's actually an entry level pleb in the topic as well.

Why is no women in the workplace bad?

I mean, most companies have rules for not romance in the office anyway. Pretty much any "inappropriate" behaviour can land you a visit to the HR section, explaining yourself while 4 women with sticks up their asses are taking notes on what a huge misogynist you are.

It's not worth it.

Go find a girlfriend at... I don't know... tech events?

>>60373662
>Why is no women in the workplace bad?
cause they can't drive your wages down after the work force gets exceptionally big

>>60373339
>>60373425
Bite the bullet and go find one in a church

>>60373683

But I cannot stand religion or religious nuts.

I can't, I cannot. Fuck.

>>60373652

I would be fine with an entry-level pleb in the matters of geopolitics, or aviation, or crypto currencies, or music, or fucking anything I like.

Then I at least have something to talk about, rather than struggle to have a conversation while sweating bullets.

But no interest at all? Jesus christ almighty, there's nothing sadder than talking enthusiastically about one of your interests to a woman that's looking around just seeking an excuse to stop listening to you.

>>60373683
>tfw my cousin goes to one of those weird churches made up by amerifats cause he gets to eat free grub (not mormons or jehova witnesses but something like that)
>tfw he tells me to go there so i can land a pure wife but i don't believe in shit and i think they're probably all ugly

>>60373683

How do you chat up a traditional girl at a church? Especially when you're an atheist/agnostic?

"That sermon was amazing huh? Father Abraham is inspiring me with his strength of faith in Jesus Christ our lord and savour?"

Is that a good pickup line? Do religious people talk like that?

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>>60371967
>fridge/10

>>60373821

>probably ugly

You know, there's real beauty to a woman that has the plain kind of face that does not need any makeup at all.

Also, plain girls are more likely to be loyal long term.

>>60373769
>I would be fine with an entry-level pleb in the matters of geopolitics, or aviation, or crypto currencies, or music, or fucking anything I like.
Hahaha you're shooting way too high on the topic range, you won't find even entry level plebs for those.
Shit, even the nerdy animu girls are all entry level plebs and dumb as rocks.

>>60373846
10/10 for making me laugh today.

>>60373919
OP said good looking

>>60373886
I'm not asking for a 10/10, but i'm not gonna stand for some bullshit sermons every sunday for some 4/10 that you gotta cover her face with a paper bag while you fuck her.

>>60371900
I've never seen a talented software developer that was attractive male or female.

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>>60373919
that bitch ugly

>>60373906

Don't fucking laugh man, this is serious shit.

A traditional girl is the goal, obviously, but a church is not place to pick up women.

It MIGHT be a place to chat up their fathers/brothers and get to do some activities with their family to meet their daughters/sisters.

>>60373935

Well, I think that's perfectly fair. There's a limit to how much religious nonsense one can take just for pussy. She'd have to be at least 6/10.

>>60372193
too bad that all her pics are after she hit the wall

>>60371900
Yes? My female co-workers are reasonable attractive and in a very good shape weight-wise.

>>60373986
Dude, just find Jesus for real. That way loving god is a shared hobby you can discuss, and then you can send her to the kitchen while you try to solder a solar panel to a cat or something.

>>60373935
Example of what you consider a 4/10 please.

>>60373955
>>60373933
When that pic was taken she had nothing like a mustache and she wasnt a ham planet. but you guys are right in the sense that this pic is younger her and since then it seems she has put on a looot of weight. But do you guys even know what she is known for? Shes wanted by US authorities to be extradited back to the US because she made LG.

>>60372736
>Most of them end up doing their postgraduate degrees
this. half of the grad students here are female

>>60374036
>believing in god
I bet you use Linux.

>>60374026

Name of the company and office location, now.

>>60374036
>solder a solar panel to a cat or something.
roflcopter.jpg

Sorry, been atheist my whole life, not a religious bone or cell in me. And I'm too autistic to lie. I hate lying, cannot do it.

>>60374056
>>60373919

>>60374079
> Name of the company and office location, now.
It's in the middle of Russia.

>>60374099

Hmmmmmm, yeah, I'd agree, 4/10 is accurate.

>>60374099
OK. You'll never get laid.

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>>60371900
Samantha a QT

>>60371967
No

>>60374130
Now this is a 4/10.

>>60374130

That's a decent 6/10, I can dig that.

>>60374156

Oh fuck you, she has a very cute smile.

Look at her, her eyes are even smiling.

At least 5/10.

>>60371900
Come to eastern europe m8.

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>>60374036

>>60374157
>puffed cheeks
>slit eyes
>manjaw
Yeah, great.

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>>60374156
>t. faggot

The reason you guys haven't seen attractive female programmers is because literally all of them work at Google.
If you have two X chromosomes and a masters in CS, you automatically get hired by Google, Amazon, or Facebook.

I vaguely recall seeing a girl who was attractive she was like a computer computer science / mathematics grad student at some california university and she was publishing research papers and they where saying she had a pretty good Erdős number but I cant recall the name.

>>60374198
That left one is a 2/10. Christ.

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so a sexist thread turned into a bunch of retards saying to go to church to meet a "pure white" girl.

seriously go back to /pol and /r9k you fucking virgin losers

t. sexy hot rich female programmer with a black boy toy

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>>60374198

>>60374205
>Amazon

I work for amazon. I've seen 3 of their offices, including the main ones in seattle.

Yeah, I saw a few females. Maybe 1 or 2 good looking, plenty of hamplanets though.

>>60374230
No wait, it's too generous. Borders on deformed.

>>60371900
I knew some in college, CS major, 7/10 at best, and they're rare. Most 8/10+ don't have the attention span or the ability to think in abstraction to be successful in programming.

>>60374207
>Erdos number
Unless it's <= 2 nobody cares

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just found this at first page of google image search results

>>60374231
Nice try Tyrone, hot female programmers go for Asian boy toys

>>60374273
no, it was a long time ago when I saw it I vaguely recall the details, I think it was like 6 or so.

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>>60371900
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DykJTKvnSrw

I'm trying to get fit rn so maybe I'll be good looking when I'm in a formal workplace

>>60374254
I'm not saying there are a lot, but they exist. The majority of male programmers aren't 9/10 either.

>>60374278
So this is the state of American journalism huh?

>>60374179
>eastern yuropean
nigga get outta here, they're even worse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hns3WJUDBvU

I've worked with a couple relatively attractive female """programmers""". They tend to do very little actual work and it's sort of quietly understood that they're there mostly to provide a feminine presence

>>60374278
absolutely brilliant

>>60371967
looks like a high elf from oblivion

>>60374333
actually it was from India not America.

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>>60374313

>>60374361
Christ, this SJW shit is all over the planet.

>>60374278

That's actually brilliant.

No, seriously, imagine:

>sitting at the office
>fighting with some really pesky but or trying to implement something difficult
>getting close to the "banging your head against the wall" moment
>a QT3.14159 comes up to you
>"hi anon, what are you working on today?"
>explain the issue, she laughs at your jokes, she encourages you
>in the process of explaining the problem you stumble upon an idea, possible solution
>"I knew you could do it anon, you're always so determined"
>leaves
>spend the rest of the day coding with a grin on your face

It could just work.

The one thing that would have to be implemented though is that you shouldn't see her doing the same to another male in your nearby surroundings.

>>60374341
MILKIES, I NEED THE MILKIEEES

>>60374344
>tfw your gf makes double your salary working in a similar field
>tfw she got into companies you couldn't dream of getting into even though her resume is worse because vagina
>tfw she secretly admits this to me in private and acknowledges how fucked up it is

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also this turned up. was searching google images for women programmers

>>60374344
Really? Is this what I should be expecting anywhere?

>>60374388
this is why personal cheerleaders are needed.

It would be a great part time job for college aged girls at minimum wage

>>60374396

CUTE

>>60374420
>muh asian

>>60374278

This is amazing. Holy shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pe880w5cX80&t=615s

Thread can be closed.

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>>60374396
heres the rest

>>60374409
Corporate culture varies a lot from company to company so I don't know how common it is. But I'm in the midwest US, and my employer basically does this >>60374278 although the women are "officially" programmers.

>>60374278
they do that shit at aliexpress/alibaba too but no one says shit cause they're owned by yahoo and yahoo pays media to give the coverage for their diversity bullshit

>>60374443
you do coding?

I just, I don't even. How fucking old are you? Severely embarrassing.

>>60374443
you must be 18 to post here

>do coding
>lmao
for you it should probably be 21 at least

>>60371967
Shit, just checked her GH. She DEFINITELY has to join our startup.

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>>60374278
here is another article

>>60371900
I watched Dragon Maid, does that count?

>>60374481
>all the delusions

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>>60374559
underage b&

>>60374567
>problematic
Stopped reading there.

>>60374559
Kill yourself you retarded swine.

>>60374388
Real life isn't an anime, anon.

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>>60374567

>mfw I'd be willing to earn less and have this in my office

I guess I'm just a sad, sad nerd.

>>60374645

Not with that attitude.

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>>60374613
also notice the references about diversity

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>>60374670
>tfw no qt programming cheer leader

There's a girl in my school who is pretty and likes debugging, but she hardly codes anything from scratch.

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this one is from uk

>>60374670
>hurr durr why no male cheerleader for lone female programmer?!

Because shes surrounded by beta faglords who would be elated to catch a whiff of her farts.

If she actually wanted any kind of fucking attention it'd be as easy as letting out a frustrated sigh.

Fucking equality faggots and media are cancer.

>>60374791

How... but... wait...

How does that even work?

How can you know how to debug if you don't code?

>>60374817

I don't know but she usually finds the flaws in the code. Maybe she is too lazy to code anything from scratch.

>>60374863

Soooo... why haven't you asked her out yet?

>>60373332
are you her creepy colleague?

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>>60374892

She turned me down

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NPR

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>>60374932

Oh.

>>60373269
It was born in Fukushima, judging by appearances.

>>60371900
I've never seen a female programmer IRL at all.

Assuming they exist, I guess they all get hired by big firms who want to show off their diversity.

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>>60374932

I'm in my senior year of CS now and I've talked to every girl in the department. There is exactly 12 cute girls. 3 of which I would describe as hot.

Yes, my girlfriend.

>>60374995
>I've talked to every girl in the department

Jesus christ man, what are you doing on /g/?

Fucking normies.

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>I had a female co-worker that literally had mustache as she didn't take care of herself. And she was fine as a programmer.
That's how it has to be.

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>>60374937

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>>60374036

>Dude, just find Jesus for real.

>>60371900
Do the cute ones with penises count?

>>60375011

I don't get that image.

>>60375045
That's because you've never money-programmed.

>>60375045
It either takes too much effort or requires a specific kind of person to be a good programmer, it's why all the shitty ones look like "hipsters" and all the good ones are old smelly greybeards.

>>60375117

I've been working in IT for 7 years now. I've been both a programmer and a sysadmin.

>>60375163

Hmmmm, well, I'm a good programmer and I'm not smelly. I dress pretty decently.

Though to be fair, I do know one very good engineer who looks like a homeless person most of the time and is a fat tub of lard with greasy hair, unevenly shaven beard, and one lame eye.

He's like a server room troll.

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Well, I don't know whether they program as a job or not, but my year in EE had about 20 chicks and I would say ~5 of them could be considered attractive.

Pic very related.

No female programmers at work, but we do have a female sysadmin.
She has a great ass and a sense of humor so she's pretty cool to work with.

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slav masterrace here to redpill the grand conspiracy.

99.98% of western females are ugly as fuck - just give up, guys.

the only way you can have a sexual relationship is to marry other guys like other redpilled guys before you did, why do you think west is so liberal in regards to sodomites? now you know why.

so marry a guy and have a good life. it wouldn't matter anyway when we launch icbms at your genetically defective ugly shithole of a country. feuer frei, amirite? cheers!

Yea Ukrainian qts in my java class

>>60375200
>I'm a good programmer
You can't make calls like that in any field, that's purely up to observers. You can be comfortable with your skillset but you should never put a hard word on your abilities, even if you're confident in them, nobody can actually know if you mean it unless they observe it, in which case they will tell you.

>>60375296
why is a slav encouraging homosexuality?
are you ok anon?

>>60375327

I didn't make that call, I say that based on what other people have told me and on the path my career has taken.

I know I have plenty to learn, obviously, but I have enough of a work ethic to produce good results consistently, and enough of an autist, to actually enjoy this dull work.

>>60375368
the less western guys breed, the less ugly females will be produce. you see is strategy for beautiful world

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>>60375222
>EE
>20 females
>in 1 year
Jesus fuck, how many were you in total? 1000?

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>>60375517
500, actually.

>>60375517
Right? There was one when I took EE and she was only there because her boyfriend was there.

They both dropped out toward the end of the first semester.

>>60375009
I say that but here you can really only declare that you're a CS major after data structures. And there's not a lot of women to begin with so it doesn't take much work. I've only slept with two of them if thats what you're wondering.

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>>60375569
It was eastern europe, though.
The lower the adjusted purchasing power is, the more willing women are to take tough careers.

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>>60375640
Didn't think of that. There was one in my year, but we were like 40 total. She had changed her last name to some dragon shit. Go figure..

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>>60374360
That's probably the best insult I've ever heard.

>>60374278
I'd get one for home too desu

>>60374278
Sage my words. This gonna end with murder.

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Wrong.

>>60371900
I actually met a girl in my old company that was sub-contracted along with another guy to do web dev, since the company was short on people and didn't want to go through interviews. She was cute and was actually good at what she was doing, so I guess they exist but are just rare.

>>60371900
>Have a few not so attractive programmer girls.
>They're part of the team like anyone else, nothing special.
>Enter cute programmer girl.
>Managers & consultants suddenly very interested in our work.
>Girl gets obvious extra attention and special treatment.
>She starts going out to lunch with them more and more.
>Within year changes career and goes working with them.
Don't really know if she was a good coder or anything, but the way this shit worked out was somewhat fascinating..

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>>60372193
>tell work-from-home employees to stop working from home
>proceed to build a fucking nursery in Yahoo HQ for her kid and her kid only
>hire nanny to staff said nursery
>some time later
>get sued for gender discrimination against men
I have a special hatred for this woman.

>>60376183
>hueuhwauheuhueuehueuhehu

>>60371900
cd
cd ..
cd code
cd
cd .
cd code
cd

>>60376183
you forgot the part where she built her resume jumping on thirsty larry page's dick

>>60371967
I'm not sexually attracted to this person.

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I'm in EE and just graduated. Our graduating class has about 30 people give or take and out of the 30 we only have 3 females. All 3 are pretty attractive though.

>>60376472
Thanks for sharing.

>>60374932
Pretty ballsy of you to ask, now you know.

Women are deprecated.

i'm female, with a cs degree and i was relatively attractive until like 6 years ago.

>>60377632
did you gain weight or what? Probably still attractive, if you yourself thought you were so.

>>60377716
turning old, shit genetics + shit diet + got married so i stopped trying. could probably go back to a 7 with some healthy changes in diet and activity but why should i bother.

>>60377814
>why should i bother
divorce?

>>60377814
well if you are married now, why bother? if you don't have issues with your self esteem I don't see a reason for trying too look good for guys you (hopefully and probably) won't date/fuck. But eat healthier, for yourself and your hubby.

>>60377927
>>60377952
my relationship with my husband isn't so bad he would divorce me over my appearance lol. besides he's aging much worse.

at some point we will probably start trying harder but we're both busy and lack discipline atm

>>60371900
Yes, but she was a lesbian.