Why aren't you updating your system, anon?

because it's already updated

>>60366633
Because it's encrypted

There's no current updates in the App Store. :^)

>>60366633

Hit:1 http://debian.proxad.net/debian stretch InRelease
Hit:2 http://security.debian.org/debian-security stretch/updates InRelease    
Hit:3 https://liquorix.net/debian sid InRelease                               
Reading package lists... Done
Building dependency tree       
Reading state information... Done
All packages are up to date.
Reading package lists... Done
Building dependency tree       
Reading state information... Done
Calculating upgrade... Done
0 upgraded, 0 newly installed, 0 to remove and 0 not upgraded.

Everything is daijobu

:: Synchronizing package databases...
 core is up to date
 extra is up to date
 community is up to date
 multilib is up to date
:: Starting full system upgrade...
 there is nothing to do

>>60366633

Ill sort out those updates for you boomer and run some scans and give it a tuneup (using freeware).

that will be a 99$ one time charge.

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>>60366633
> Simplix UpdatePack7R2 для oбнoвлeния Windows 7 SP1 и Server 2008 R2 SP1
http://forum.oszone.net/thread-257198.html
Contains all updates minus telemetry and it's fast. USB drivers too, and can be integrated pre installation as wel.

>>60366748
>Contains all updates minus telemetry and it's fast
>He actually thinks it's possible

>>60366748
>oбнoвлeния oт вacянa
No, ty.

xbps-install -Su
[*] Updating `https://repo.voidlinux.eu/current/x86_64-repodata' ...
[*] Updating `https://repo.voidlinux.eu/current/multilib/nonfree/x86_64-repodata' ...
[*] Updating `https://repo.voidlinux.eu/current/multilib/x86_64-repodata' ...
[*] Updating `https://repo.voidlinux.eu/current/nonfree/x86_64-repodata' ...

>>60366633
Because W7's Windows Update perpetually maxes the CPU and RAM and makes no progress at finding updates. I downloaded KB4012212 last night to rest easy, but other than that I keep the update service disabled. I don't need my shitbox to be any slower than it already is.

>>60366804
Barebones newly installed Windows 7 can't update because the updater needs to be updated first but for that you have to download it directly. Essentially the update system is broken, unless you are already updated.

>>60366836
How the fuck did M$ manage to fuck up the updating system that badly? Do they just want to punish people who haven't hopped on the good-goy W10 bandwagon?

>>60366836
You need four updates to make it work:

> [1] Installing and searching for updates is slow and high CPU usage occurs in Windows 7 and Windows Server 2008 R2
https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/kb/3102810

> [2] How to update the Windows Update Agent to the latest version
https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/kb/949104

> [3] April 2015 servicing stack update for Windows 7 and Windows Server 2008 R2
https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/kb/3020369

> [4] July 2016 update rollup for Windows 7 SP1 and Windows Server 2008 R2 SP1
https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/kb/3172605

Avoid:
KB2952664
KB3021917
KB3068708
KB3080149
KB3184143
KB971033

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>>60366836
tfw TrustedInstaller takes up all of your ram and stays at 1% for hours.

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>>60366850
The goyim know!

Because the updates fail for some reason and I'm too lazy to find out.
There's nothing important on my Windows machine anyway.

>>60366907
Try clearing out the Windows update cache in disk cleanup.

I've backed my shit up and I'm formatting next week, there's no point.

because my windows is pirated and i'm afraid that one of the updates is gonna figure it out.

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>>60366633
Becasue I have Windows 7 on a Ryzen system

>>60366633
Because my system is already up to date.

>>60366633
Because windows updates are broken again. Endlessly 'checking for updates...' Fucking shit tier OS.

>>60367039
Just stay away from KB971033
Why didn't you look into it?

>>60367051
Some anon posted this link yesterday. It helped me fix WU:
http://wu.krelay.de/en/

>>60367063
how do i know that one of those 'rollup' updates doesn't include this update? they can be sneaky about it.

>not wsus offline
I'm getting seriously triggered by the amount of retarded shitstains occupying this board because le crypto.

>>60367079
Meh thanks I guess I could look into it. I pretty much abandoned my windows install already though, it's too much hassle keeping it up to date, even if the updates work as they should.

>>60367087
It's a pain but you you can go through manually in the catalog

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>update 59 out of 73

WHY IS IT SO SLOW
I MIGHT BE HIT BY RANSOMWARE ANY MINUTE NOW
FASTER AGHHHHHH

>>60367269
*hangs and forces you to reinstall everything*

>>60366633
Because the update keeps failing.

Until recently something was up with the task scheduler in my windows installation
It made windows update impossible and installing certain things buggy
A few weeks ago the scheduler magically unfucks itself and I update windows and all my drivers

>>60367328
Nah it moved to Update #60

I can feel my files getting encrypted.

I use the Simplix pack to update because if I enable Windows Update, my computer usually has issues with it constantly consuming CPU cycles.

>>60367488
>I can feel my files getting encrypted.
What does it feel like?

These fucking rollups piss me off, I stopped updating after that shit, but now I have to because of the cryptoware bullshit

>>60366633
Because
>the software on this computer is up to date.

>>60367557
Like losing control over my life.

Windows users on suicide watch

>>60367610
I'm feeling that right now and I'm on loonix

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>>60366633
B-but I am anon.

Because Windows 10 automatically updates without needing my intervention, therefore it's always up to date.

>>60367576
>Windows Security Update
>contains new RSS feature for IE11
GREAT, THANKS

>>60367269
You just need this.

https://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/library/security/ms17-010.aspx

>>60367639
>yaourt

>>60367639
Why the fuck is youtube-dl 220MB on loonix?

>>60366633
/g/ said it was pointless or worse it made Windows worse. Now all my files are encrypted and I owe some guy in Russia $600.

>>60367709
it is comfy
>>60367724
it isn't I had other stiff to update also, which combined was 220

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It's already updated?

>>60367749
>it is comfy
No.
https://wiki.archlinux.org/index.php/AUR_helpers#Comparison_table

>>60366633
because ms isn't holding its damp hand over me

>>60367804
I saw that table, but I don't see any reason to switch away from it still. I simply type yolo which is an alias for yaourt -Syyuua --noconfirm, and I'm done with it.

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>>60366633

thanks OP!

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>>60366748
>для oбнoвлeния
yeah no

>>60366850
No, m$ is legit incompetent. Even if they wanted to be malicious, they wouldn't know how to and they'd fuck it up.

>>60366633
Because I use a mac, friendo

>>60366836
who would be installing a dying OS?
windows 7 is already on its last legs.
975 days left until the OS is finally laid to rest.

I think I'll just wipe my Windows partition for good

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>>60367855
??

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>>60367881
7 is supported until at least October 2021.

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>>60367937

>>60367970
7 is supported until at least October 2021.

>>60368025
okay
im running win10 so i don't care.

>>60368051
Enjoy being sold

>>60366748
Tits or gtfo.

>>60367970
>2020
I'll look at something else then.

>>60368120
I don't want to. Eat shit and die, fuck face

>>60368130
Some dude's on his rags. Have you even installed gentoo yet

>>60368086
i already use google as my ISP
:)

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I am

>>60368150
Enjoy being sold in slices

>>60366633
REMINDER! IF YOU ARE ONLY UPDATING NOW,YOU MAY AS WELL CONSIDER YOUR MACHINE COMPROMISED! NOT HAVING WANNACRY ON YOUR MACHINE IS NOT AN INDICATOR FOR NOT BEING COMPROMISED BY THIS SMB EXPLOIT! ANY HACKER WHO SAW THE SHADOWBROKERS RELEASE HAS HAD WEEKS TO ZMAP THE INTERNET LOOKING FOR EXPLOITABLE MACHINES! IF YOU DID NOT REACT IMMEDIATELY AND TAKE THE APPROPRIATE MEASURES TO SECURE YOUR COMPUTERS, YOU SHOULD CONSIDER YOURSELF COMPROMISED!

Wait, so do you get the ransomware if you use Windows 7 on any internet connection? I never download e-mail attachments.

>>60368198
https://www.grc.com/shieldsup
If your ports are stealth the you are fine, unlessyou deliberately run it. How do incompetents like you browse /g/?

>>60368197
you want a piece?
i spend most of my time on this computer browsing 4chan, facebook, and chaturbate

i download anywhere between 100GB to 150GB of data from news.supernews.com
and that is about it.

im a boring loser.

>>60368186

how did you screenshot?

>>60368239
Enjoy being sold in slices at a reduced price

>>60366633
Because there's no need to.

>>60368235
>How do incompetents like you browse /g/?
I'm the incompetent? Fuck yourself,nigger. This boards full of retards who don't even know what this is. Retards who didn't react immediately to the ShadowBrokers release. They could have spared themselves this last minute update panic. Now they have to live in fear and uncertainty. Updates won't fix a compromised machine.

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>not updating your system daily

It's like you want to be exploited

>>60368218
> if you use Windows 7 on any internet connection?
Not any, but if it has an internet IP, then yes. Don't do it, hide it behind a router.

>>60368358
>internet IP
Don't all computers have an IP when connected to the internet, or are you talking about Windows 7 machines that are plugged into a direct ethernet line (single-user modem network)?

>>60368394
The device could be connected to another device that does connection sharing and thus not have an IP (the other device does).

>>60368262
live image

>>60368394
>Don't all computers have an IP when connected to the internet

With IPv6: yes.
With IPv4: no.

>>60368130
Then change your name.

There are no girls on the internet.

>>60366633
because i have a router that doesn't open its ports by default like some ugly streetwhore

>>60368475
>>60368475

and how did you go from screenshot in memory to an image?

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>>60368530
Fuck off, retard

>>60366633

Hit:1 http://ftp.fi.debian.org/debian stretch InRelease
Hit:2 http://security.debian.org/debian-security stretch/updates InRelease        
Reading package lists... Done                                                     
Building dependency tree       
Reading state information... Done
All packages are up to date.

how do i update my system when its up to date

>>60368332
Did I say anything about updates? Read it again, maybe you'll understand. 7SP1 can be unaffected by this ransomware, unless you deliberately run it.

WannaCry encrypts files with the following extensions, appending .WCRY to the end of the file name:

.lay6
.sqlite3
.sqlitedb
.accdb
.java
.class
.mpeg
.djvu
.tiff
.backup
.vmdk
.sldm
.sldx
.potm
.potx
.ppam
.ppsx
.ppsm
.pptm
.xltm
.xltx
.xlsb
.xlsm
.dotx
.dotm
.docm
.docb
.jpeg
.onetoc2
.vsdx
.pptx
.xlsx
.docx

So only office rats are affected? My most important files have no such extensions.

>>60368631
>.jpeg
> not .jpg
Really? Not even archives?

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>>60368235
>that smug feel when

>>60368708
Ikr (; Click on "All Service Ports" to test the first 1024 ports, it takes less than a minute. But you're most likely fine if those are already stealth

>>60368631
>.java
>no .c or .cpp

>>60368761
There's no reason to infect people with a three digit IQ. Those people have backups, you'll never get their money.. even the ones who created this ransomware realise that.

>>60368658
>>60368761
Must be a work of cryptopajeets.
I found the list here:
https://www.symantec.com/connect/blogs/what-you-need-know-about-wannacry-ransomware

>>60368801
>tfw my IQ is 192 as tested by Mensa
>tfw I don't back anything up
>tfw I still use Windows XP
Feels good desu.

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>>60367791
Why would you choose to open PowerShell from CMD?

>>60368833
>>tfw I still use Windows XP
pics or it didnt happen
also post pic of your current browser
IE hasnt been updated in years
chrome stopped updating a year ago
firefox will stop in September

>>60368851
>wanting to stare at a cancer-blue screen

>>60368877
Then change it?

>>60368832
I have a feeling they did not want to piss off everyone. Most people, in the worst case scenario, would be just fine with a Windows reinstall and most of their media content would be in place. This fucks up some enterprises, judjing by the extension list.

>>60368833
Microsoft releasedpatched this vuln in XP too:
https://blogs.technet.microsoft.com/msrc/2017/05/12/customer-guidance-for-wannacrypt-attacks/

So what happen to window 10 LTSB user

>>60368932
Same as everyone who uses Windows. Patched on March 2017

>>60368932
Windows 10 LTSB users are undoubtedly using the most secure operating system in the world at the moment, so you should be fine.

>>60368932
same as everyone else.

>>60368622
Did I say anything about not running ports in stealth mode? You made assumptions based on literally, nothing. My statement had nothing to do with my configs, it was merely pointing out the futility of updating after the fact. When the ShadowBrokers news broke, anyone with two brain cells should have immediately closed the appropriate ports and promptly updated. We were told this was going to be a serious matter almost the minute this was made public. You can't wait with issues like this when things like Shodan and Zmap exist.

I haven't turned on my PC for weeks (abt 2-3 ago),I usually tend to update but not often,though it automaticly goes on update screen everytime I shut down my computer to avoid being outdated but I feel that its not updating at all desu. I'm running on Windows 7 Ultimate and use a USB Wifi. If I am at risk,should I remove the USB before I turn on my PC and then backup my files?

>>60366633
Because they want to get buttfucked by Ransomware or else they will never have sex

>>60368996
See: >>60366748
"Cкaчaть" = Download. The installer is mutlilangual

>>60369050
>trusting russians
Hownew.ru

>>60369137
But anon, we're the Pyccкиe

>>60369137
Are you retarded? Why would I point you or anybody else to something malicious? If you're this retarded, then don't use it, swallow the shit from microshaft and use the peasant tier winblows update service.

Is it safe to torrent stuff like series and movies?
Yes i'm retarded so help me out.

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>>60369162
>Why would I point you or anybody else to something malicious?
Why indeed

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Already did. Now I got these weird "apps" all over the system.

>>60366633
Because it's already updated?

>>60366633
thanks for reminding me OP.

*** at ******* in ~
↪ pacaur -Suy
[sudo] password for ***: 
:: Synchronising package databases...
 core is up to date
 extra                     1705.4 KiB  4.67M/s 00:00 [---------------------------] 100%
 community                    3.8 MiB  4.53M/s 00:01 [---------------------------] 100%
 multilib is up to date
 herecura is up to date
:: Starting full system upgrade...
resolving dependencies...
looking for conflicting packages...

Package (1)    Old Version             New Version  Net Change  Download Size

extra/clutter  1.26.0+35+g9c4330b6d-1  1.26.2-1       0.00 MiB       1.71 MiB

Total Download Size:    1.71 MiB
Total Installed Size:  16.84 MiB
Net Upgrade Size:       0.00 MiB

:: Proceed with installation? [Y/n] 
:: Retrieving packages...
 clutter-1.26.2-1-x86_64   1752.7 KiB  9.20M/s 00:00 [---------------------------] 100%
(1/1) checking keys in keyring                       [---------------------------] 100%
(1/1) checking package integrity                     [---------------------------] 100%
(1/1) loading package files                          [---------------------------] 100%
(1/1) checking for file conflicts                    [---------------------------] 100%
(1/1) checking available disk space                  [---------------------------] 100%
:: Processing package changes...
(1/1) upgrading clutter                              [---------------------------] 100%
:: Running post-transaction hooks...
(1/1) Arming ConditionNeedsUpdate...
:: Starting AUR upgrade...
:: foomatic-db-gutenprint is not present in AUR -- skipping
 there is nothing to do

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I got an 8.1, can someone explain to me why every time I try to update both windows and mse it says it can't connect to the internet even though I clearly am? I have to end up installing mse updates manually.

I just did although I didn't find any updates from today or yesterday

>>60369421
>8.1
There's no other way of saying it, you're using a piece of shit OS. That garbage has even got two update mechanisms. There's no way of fixing that clusterfuck.

>>60366748
>downloading anything with russian letters in it
kek, enjoy your botnet

>>60369460
There aren't any. The exploit this ransomware leverages was patched on 08.03.2017

>>60369468
I know but it's better than 10 for me.

>>60368631
>not mkv
>not png
>not zip
Hahahahaha
It's fucking nothing
NEETs win again, wagecucks lose again.

>73 updates
>1079MB
wew

>>60369503
I see..

>>60369498
https://forums.mydigitallife.info/threads/simplix-pack-to-update-live-win7-system-integrate-hotfixes-into-win7-distribution.45005/

>>60369421
kys /v/igger

>>60368920
Well some files they would rather not try to encrypt to not accidentally cripple the OS from loading and giving out their message.

I'm on 7 and no new update available. If it was already patched in March then how come all these businesses got the virus?

These are the packages that would be merged, in order:

Calculating dependencies... done!
[ebuild     U  ] media-gfx/inkscape-0.92.1::gentoo [0.91-r3::gentoo] USE="cdr dbus exif jpeg lcms nls openmp spell -dia -gnome -imagemagick -inkjar -latex -postscript -static-libs -visio -wpg" PYTHON_TARGETS="python2_7" 30,491 KiB
[ebuild     U  ] media-gfx/gimp-2.9.4-r3:2::gentoo [2.9.4-r2:2::gentoo] USE="alsa mng pdf udev -aalib (-altivec) (-aqua) -debug -doc -gnome -jpeg2k -openexr -postscript -python -smp {-test} -vector-icons -wmf -xpm" CPU_FLAGS_X86="mmx sse" LINGUAS="-am -ar -ast -az -be -bg -br -ca -ca@valencia -cs -csb -da -de -dz -el -en_CA -en_GB -eo -es -et -eu -fa -fi -fr -ga -gl -gu -he -hi -hr -hu -id -is -it -ja -ka -kk -km -kn -ko -lt -lv -mk -ml -ms -my -nb -nds -ne -nl -nn -oc -pa -pl -pt -pt_BR -ro -ru -rw -si -sk -sl -sr -sr@latin -sv -ta -te -th -tr -tt -uk -vi -xh -yi -zh_CN -zh_HK -zh_TW" PYTHON_TARGETS="python2_7" 0 KiB
[ebuild     U  ] media-video/handbrake-1.0.7::gentoo [1.0.3::gentoo] USE="fdk gtk -gstreamer -libav -libav-aac -x265" 12,355 KiB

Total: 3 packages (3 upgrades), Size of downloads: 42,845 KiB

Huh. May as well.

>>60369801
No one updates windows.

>>60369508
Not even .rar, even my doujinshi is safe.

Top fucking lmao

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>>60368631
>no .mkv
My anime folder is safe

>>60366633
Because I haven't been able to for several months because the updates always fail, and the solutions I've found on Windows' site don't work because of missing .dll fuckery that I don't know how to fix.
pls send help

>>60370243
>>60370019
The updated version of Symantec pages includes mkv MP4 zip rar

>>60370443
Fuck

>>60370443
Can you link that?

>>60369508
No, your animu isn't safe.

https://gist.github.com/rain-1/989428fa5504f378b993ee6efbc0b168#file-types
>.doc, .docx, .xls, .xlsx, .ppt, .pptx, .pst, .ost, .msg, .eml, .vsd, .vsdx, .txt, .csv, .rtf, .123, .wks, .wk1, .pdf, .dwg, .onetoc2, .snt, .jpeg, .jpg, .docb, .docm, .dot, .dotm, .dotx, .xlsm, .xlsb, .xlw, .xlt, .xlm, .xlc, .xltx, .xltm, .pptm, .pot, .pps, .ppsm, .ppsx, .ppam, .potx, .potm, .edb, .hwp, .602, .sxi, .sti, .sldx, .sldm, .sldm, .vdi, .vmdk, .vmx, .gpg, .aes, .ARC, .PAQ, .bz2, .tbk, .bak, .tar, .tgz, .gz, .7z, .rar, .zip, .backup, .iso, .vcd, .bmp, .png, .gif, .raw, .cgm, .tif, .tiff, .nef, .psd, .ai, .svg, .djvu, .m4u, .m3u, .mid, .wma, .flv, .3g2, .mkv, .3gp, .mp4, .mov, .avi, .asf, .mpeg, .vob, .mpg, .wmv, .fla, .swf, .wav, .mp3, .sh, .class, .jar, .java, .rb, .asp, .php, .jsp, .brd, .sch, .dch, .dip, .pl, .vb, .vbs, .ps1, .bat, .cmd, .js, .asm, .h, .pas, .cpp, .c, .cs, .suo, .sln, .ldf, .mdf, .ibd, .myi, .myd, .frm, .odb, .dbf, .db, .mdb, .accdb, .sql, .sqlitedb, .sqlite3, .asc, .lay6, .lay, .mml, .sxm, .otg, .odg, .uop, .std, .sxd, .otp, .odp, .wb2, .slk, .dif, .stc, .sxc, .ots, .ods, .3dm, .max, .3ds, .uot, .stw, .sxw, .ott, .odt, .pem, .p12, .csr, .crt, .key, .pfx, .der

UH OH

Encrypted files will have .WCRY appended to the end of the file names. 
.123  .3dm  .3ds    .3g2     .3gp
.602  .7z   .ARC    .PAQ     .accdb
.aes  .ai   .asc    .asf     .asm
.asp  .avi  .backup .bak     .bat
.bmp  .brd  .bz2    .cgm     .class
.cmd  .cpp  .crt    .cs      .csr
.csv  .db   .dbf    .dch     .der
.dif  .dip  .djvu   .doc     .docb
.docm .docx .dot    .dotm    .dotx
.dwg  .edb  .eml    .fla     .flv
.frm  .gif  .gpg    .gz      .hwp
.ibd  .iso  .jar    .java    .jpeg
.jpg  .js   .jsp    .key     .lay
.lay6 .ldf  .m3u    .m4u     .max
.mdb  .mdf  .mid    .mkv     .mml
.mov  .mp3  .mp4    .mpeg    .mpg
.msg  .myd  .myi    .nef     .odb
.odg  .odp  .ods    .odt     .onetoc2
.ost  .otg  .otp    .ots     .ott
.p12  .pas  .pdf    .pem     .pfx
.php  .pl   .png    .pot     .potm
.potx .ppam .pps    .ppsm    .ppsx
.ppt  .pptm .pptx   .ps1     .psd
.pst  .rar  .raw    .rb      .rtf
.sch  .sh   .sldm   .sldx    .slk
.sln  .snt  .sql    .sqlite3 .sqlitedb
.stc  .std  .sti    .stw     .suo
.svg  .swf  .sxc    .sxd     .sxi
.sxm  .sxw  .tar    .tbk     .tgz
.tif  .tiff .txt    .uop     .uot
.vb   .vbs  .vcd    .vdi     .vmdk
.vmx  .vob  .vsd    .vsdx    .wav
.wb2  .wk1  .wks    .wma     .wmv
.xlc  .xlm  .xls    .xlsb    .xlsm
.xlsx .xlt  .xltm   .xltx    .xlw
.zip

>>60367096
Holy shit that tool looks nice.
I'll give it a try.

I have pirated w7, though. What else besides KB971033 do I have to skip?
And do you have to uncheck telemetry shit manually somehow?

>>60366633
Because I regularly update my windows so it won't bitch that much. Also nice digits.

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>>60370443

>>60371758
WSUS block that update by default. You should avoid these anyway, also filtered by WSUS:

KB2952664
KB3021917
KB3068708
KB3080149
KB3184143
KB971033


And here's the comlete list: (actual powershell command to check against)
get-hotfix -id KB971033,KB2902907,KB2922324,KB2952664,KB2976978,KB2977759,KB2990214,KB3012973,KB3014460,KB3015249,KB3021917,KB3022345,KB3035583,KB3044374,KB3050265,KB3050267,KB3065987,KB3068708,KB3072318,KB3075249,KB3075851,KB3075853,KB3080149,KB3123862,KB3150513,KB3139923,KB3081954
Note that they are not sent anymore


Aletrnately, this:
http://forum.oszone.net/thread-257198.html
On WIndows 7 Simplix pack does a cleaner job than WSUS

>>60371817
fucking based, mate.

>>60368565
THOT

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>>60371817
what do i do

>>60371959
KYS

>>60366633
Not working in my win 7 machine. Its just searching and that's it.

>>60368565
>Alexa
Do you have down syndrome or whatever?

>>60371995
THOT

I got May rollup, but not March, where the fix is,and it doesn't appear on Windows Update, making me download it manually. Good job, Micro$haft!

>>60371959
Run

wusa /uninstall /kb:******

in a PowerShell prompt as administrator

for instance, to remove kb2952664
wusa /uninstall /kb:2952664

Do the same for the rest.

>>60366633
I don't run Windows and don't feel like rebooting

Just block connections to port 445, you retards.

>>60372594
You don't know what you are talking about. Shut up.

>>60372594
Is it really that easy?

>>60366633
>Why aren't you updating your system, anon?
I fucking wish. You can't even disable automatic updates on Home version.

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>>60372638
>>60372594
Actually you'd want al your ports to be in stealth mode - not to respond in any wasy to requests

>>60372618
>>60372638
The ransomware tries to connect to the port 445, the port SMB uses. If it succeeds, it'll use the eternal blue exploit and drop its payload.

Do netstat -an on your command prompt. See if you're listening to port 445. If you're, configure your router or windows's firewall to block connections to it. Voala! No need to install Micro$oft updates.

Unless you're running a server, of course. You'll probably need to use SMB, you can't just block it.

>implying microsoft hasn't done this attack deliberately to force companies to upgrade

>>60372618
You are a girl. Your opinion about technology is irrelevant.

Go make us a sandwich, quick.

>>60366683
>using the smiley with a carat nose

>>60372719
netstat will show port 445 listening even if your router blocks it. the best way to check if the port is open is to use an online tool.

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>>60372697
Did I do good senpai?

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H-help

>>60373034
Yes

>>60373049
See >>60366748

>>60373049
INSTALL IT
THE RANSOMWARE IS COMING
DON'T WAIT

>>60373065
Less talky. More worky whore

>all these fags posting screenshots from their linux VMs
no one cares about linux, just in case you haven't noticed yet.

>>60373096
>implying many people on this board don't legitimately run Linux
How cute

>>60373034
Not that faggot, but, Jesus Christ! Is this seriously a technology board, or is it babbys first computer chronicles? This is such a basic concept it shouldn't even need to be mentioned. The fact that you people are taking advice from a woman, who herself, is using information from a website that is older than most of you, is just mortifying. It's no wonder Microsoft can't reel in it's shitty operating system, it's userbase is comprised entirely of mongoloids!

>>60366748

I actually do use this whenever I do a fresh 7 install, but does anyone know, if I just run the latest again on my existing installation will it just give me the updates from the pack that I don't already have?

>>60373152
Listen, I just come here for the battlestation threads, OK? Now calm your techno tits.

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I updated my laptop yesterday.

>needed to restart system 9 times
>configuring windows, do not shut off your computer, 99% complete
>over 12 hours from start to finish of the updating process
>constant failed updates
>newly discovered updates after every restart which DO NOT download automatically, you need to constantly run windows update to check for them
>reverting changes to preferences, making me constantly fix its fuckups
>can't do any work because system is constantly at 99% memory usage and needs to be restarted repeatedly

>>60373152
>Is this seriously a technology board, or is it babbys first computer chronicles?
You should know by now that 50% of /g/ is crossboarders looking for tech advice.

>>60373193
Moooooods ban this /v/ faggot raiding.

>>60366633
UPDATING? I'M NEVER TOUCHING THIS STEAMING PILE O' SHIT AGAIN!

I'll hop on Linux when we get a distro that flawlessly replicate Mac OS.

>>60373377
MacOS is as bad as Windows was prior to this incident.

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Because I can just do this.

>>60373490
Nah

>>60373550
Yeah.

>>60373526
>2017
>apt-get

>>60373582
How?

>>60366633
>tell Windows to update and shut down
>Wake up, turn pc on
>"please wait 2 hours while i update"
Defend this

>>60373222
The freetard is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a virgin, NEET, commie, ricer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But tell him nogames and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

>>60373526
>cypher

>>60366633
i was gone from using windows for a long time
using a vm with a dynamically sized diskfile
i installed windows 7
and after some time of work i accidentally shut it down clicking shut down
this of course started to install updates
after starting it again windows wanted to configure the updates
an hour later my vm closes because i don't have space on my drive
curious as i was i went and looked at my drive
and oh wonder it was full
i then looked at the diskfile and it was massive 160gb
realizing that windows did some fuckery when i updated i started the vm turned of windows update and then i had to waste time getting the disk file to a proper size

anyways can someone explain to me what the fuck windows was doing while "configuring" the updates? how can it possibly inflate the drive to such retarded degrees

>>60373598
Check out their vulnerability list for last year. It's pretty bad. Is say this as a former OS X shill. Once Apple products became popular, they became sitting ducks. Same will happen if Linux get's popular.

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>>60373636
What?

The assholes at Microsoft made updates mandatory so now I've just disabled them altogether.
Why did they decide to make the update process so damn vague? Just a slider showing the percentage done. Show me the fucking files it's downloading right now, the download speed, estimated time for completion, let me schedule them for certain hours of the day...

>>60373671
so...
never?

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Just installed all the updates
I'm going to be fine r-right?

>>60366748
>Cyrillic

>>60373682
Enjoy mining bitcoins for ivan

>>60373714
>лaтиницa

>>60366633
>Hahahhahaha windows botnet I don't need to update my NSA spyware fucking pajeeets
>wannacry happens
>Fucking Microsoft how dare you not protect my pirated copy of windows 10 and all my files with insurance I'm going to install gentoo tomorrow!

Never change

>>60366850
they do it on purpose... that started happening right after win8 was released, IIRC. the idea was that people would feel the whole OS becoming shit, and move to a newer OS..

>>60373685
That works for me. I like security. I also have a Windows computer that doesn't touch the internet or my network, it only exists for a couple of games.

>>60373717
I do occasionally manually download updates.

how does something like this happen?
i am not well versed on networking stuffs
or networking hardware in general
but doesn't every router block every port except if you open them manually?
and why would people open 445 up to the internet?
also aren't companies using vpns for such things?

>>60373841
It's enough for 1 person in your network to get the ransomware somehow and then all vulnerable computers are fucked.

Why are windows updates so fuckhuge? 1 GB for a non major update with no new features on an OS that came on a 4 GB DVD. I don't get it.

>>60373865
oh that of course is true
i have read that this one was just spreading via random? ips being accessed with the exploit and not via pdf/exe/doc or such

>>60373841
I've read that the virus spreads over email, scans random IPs, and automatically infects other PCs in the network that are vulnerable to ms17-010

>>60373876
because windows is shit

>3 hours SEARCHING for updates

what the fuck

is my machine done

>>60373981
No, wait 8 more hours, then realize that windows update is broken.

>>60373714
And..? Installer is multilangual.

>>60373981
See >>60366748

>>60373981
stick your dick in the usb port
always works for me

>>60372719
My PS2 uses SMB, is it possible to block 445 from internet but allow it for local conncetions?

Does anybody how long it takes after you get infected for the message to appear, or any other way to tell your computer is infected before you get the message.
I was behind router with the port 445 blocked all day yesterday and my system was updated too. But I had to turn on 3 other systems, that were also behind the firewall to update them and turn off SMB 1.

>>60374081
pls respond

>>60374043
Yes

>>60374081
>with the port 445 blocked
As long as the port was not OPEN, then you are probably fine.

>>60368708
>"Does not exist on the internet"
>$ ping $IPADDRESS
> No response
vs
>$ ping asdfasdf
> No route to host

You aren't "invisible"

>>60374323
>you are probably fine
yes, I know
I still want to be 100% sure
The only thing I know about this is that supposedly it changes the extension of encrypted files to .wcry nothing else about it.

>>60374019
>>60374323
Where's my sandwich?

>>60366633
>Not downloading only the security only patches from MS' update catalog directly

Enjoy your spyware.

>>60374081

The kill switch was thrown so if you didn't get the message, you won't. Just disable SMB1 for future attacks.

>>60374462
>The kill switch was thrown
did that really stopped the attacks?
I was just reading something about a guy that put a SMB honeypot out there and was infected in less than 3 minutes

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Do any of these include telemetry shit?

>>60374404
You should see abnormally high CPU usage during the encryption. There is not much else. As I said, you're probably fine.
Download this:
https://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/sysinternals/processexplorer.aspx
Run as admin and Options > VirusTotal > Check. A new column should appear with values of every process checked against VT database

>>60374492
If the ransomware can connect to the server, it shuts down. If there's no internet connection or something blocks it, it'll encrypt your shit.

>>60374462
How do I disable SMB1?

>>60374505
see: >>60366880
>Avoid:

>>60374570
>You should see abnormally high CPU usage during the encryption
I guess I'm fine then. The only thing using a lot of CPU was TrustedInstaller.exe right after the updates for a few minutes but that's just windows update being complete shit.

>>60374592
Oh shit, somehow I skipped over that. Thank you.

>>60368565
You don't get what "there are no girls on the internet" really means do you?

>>60374505
Just download the Simplix UpdatePack>>60366748 it removes telemetry while giving you the important updates. Been using it for years and never had a problem with it, also I think the latest one only goes up to April updates so you'll still have to get May's updates.

>>60374570
I was going to overlook your attention whoring since you're being helpful but since you're linking to russian malware I won't

>>60374652
>TrustedInstaller.exe
Yeah, it will run for probably ten minutes or so after installing updates. STill, you can try Process Explorer, doesn't require installation.
It stores its settings in registry under: HKCU/Software/Sysinternals

>>60374709
>russian malware
Are you retarded or just pretending?
https://forums.mydigitallife.info/threads/simplix-pack-to-update-live-win7-system-integrate-hotfixes-into-win7-distribution.45005/

>>60374570
>>60374592
>>60374716
>>60374736
How many kinds of sandwich can you cook?

>>60374591
>regedit.exe
>HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\services\LanmanServer\Parameters
>create a new DWORD, SMB1, and set it to 0

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>>60374716

>>60374891
Looks fine. But you are running Windows 10..? You got the updates automatically most likely anyway.

>>60368130
Drop your name, fucking attention slut. That's EXACTLY why "tits or gtfo" exists.

>>60374043
You can, but I'd not do that if you have more vulnerable computers connected to your local network. Wannacry could infect one of the machines and spread through LAN, eventually reaching yours.

/g/ should write an anti-worm that uses SMB 1.0 vulnerability to patch the same vulnerability

>>60374949
That result was on my w10, still have 3 w7 machines on my network.
I'll test them later today.

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Because it's been check for updates for nearly 10 hours.

>Downloaded an update yesterday
>Start up up my computer today and it starts installing
>It's been installing for the last 30 minutes
I know I shouldn't be worried but I'm fucking worried.

>>60375130
My PS2 is hooked up directly to my PC through a USB3 ethernet adapter. Is it possible to block LAN SMB but leave direct connections like the adapter open?

Italia been 9 hours since check for updates

>>60366633
Because I only use free software.

>>60367892
This is what people should be doing today.

>>60375486
Or, at the VERY LEAST, re-installing, if you didn't update prior to this fiasco. I hate Windows as much as the next guy, but I'd hate to see any /g/entoomen affected by this.

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Oh boy more bloatware
I think I'm going to slowly learn how to linux, I don't even play that many games these days

Because I have never installed an update on this machine and it will take fucking eons
Which updates do I need for 8.1 and how do I manually install them?

>>60375544
>reinstall Windows
>wait another week for new Shadow Broker zero days which, like almost all this malware, targets only Windows

it does it itself

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Nothing to do here..

>>60375544
And what purpose do you think reinstalling will serve?

>Microsoft released a blog post outlining which patches address which vulnerability exploited by various "Shadowbroker" exploits. According to the table released by Microsoft, "ETERNALBLUE" was fixed by MS17-010 released in March. Interestingly, MS17-010 listed all vulnerabilities as "not used in exploits". Microsofts acknowledgement page does not list a source for the vulnerability disclosure.
This is reason enough to never use Windows again. Call me tinfoil, but this is highly suspicious. Source:
https://isc.sans.edu/forums/diary/ETERNALBLUE+Windows+SMBv1+Exploit+Patched/22304/

>>60375720
You may have been hit with the exploit from another source. This runs far deeper than this shitty ransomware. Google Eternalblue and see how serious this is if you go unpatched or lack the knowledge of how to secure your network, or were just unaware. The internet was being scanned for vulnerable machines almost immediately after the release of this. You may very well be hacked if you waited until today to update.

>>60375851
oh, tinfoil bullshit with 0 evidence
was just making sure, thought you had actual valid info for a second there

>>60375892
>0 evidence
I followed the release of this from the start. There were people here, on this board doing exactly what I described, on the day of the ShadowBrokers dump. Check the archives. Read up on the exploit. I'm not making this up, security experts were warning anyone who would listen. This is an article from 6 days after the ShadowBrokers.
https://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/04/21/windows_hacked_nsa_shadow_brokers/

>>60376037
Note the number of infected machines in this article and realize that this was nearly a month before WannaCry. These were NOT WannaCry infected machines, they were machines infected using the exploit that the WannaCry authors used to spread their ransomware.

>>60375851
>>60376037
>>60376119
These posts may die unnoticed with this thread, but let it be known, I tried to make people aware.

>>60376263
Winbabbies will always think that commonsense is all they need.

Because I'm young and a rebel.

Blumpkin.

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I'm already running the latest build of my daily driver.

>>60366633

23:33:28 [root@media ~]# pacman -Syu
:: Synchronising package databases...
core is up to date
extra 1705.7 KiB 4.32M/s 00:00
community 3.8 MiB 5.81M/s 00:01
:: Starting full system upgrade...
:: Replace mesa-libgl with extra/mesa? [Y/n] y
resolving dependencies...
:: There are 3 providers available for libgl:
:: Repository extra
1) libglvnd 2) nvidia-304xx-utils
3) nvidia-340xx-utils

Enter a number (default=1): 1
looking for conflicting packages...
warning: dependency cycle detected:
warning: mesa will be installed before its libglvnd dependency
warning: dependency cycle detected:
warning: harfbuzz will be installed before its freetype2 dependency
.
.
.
Total Download Size: 449.89 MiB
Total Installed Size: 1987.99 MiB
Net Upgrade Size: 96.18 MiB

:: Proceed with installation? [Y/n] y
warning: no /var/cache/pacman/pkg/ cache exists, creating...
:: Retrieving packages...
.
.
.
(171/171) checking keys in keyring
(171/171) checking package integrity
(171/171) loading package files
(171/171) checking for file conflicts
error: failed to commit transaction (conflicting files)
ca-certificates-utils: /etc/ssl/certs/ca-certificates.crt exists in filesystem
Errors occurred, no packages were upgraded.
23:35:59 [root@media ~]#

>>60366633
>running a mixed shop of OS X, Linux, and BSD
because I'm not a windows gaymen reject