Well...

>>60362436
Fuck you, Hayley. Get back in the kitchen and make me some sushi.

>>60362436
>ff isn't even loaded the site yet
Ditched windows 4 years ago. It's eternally updated in hell.

>>60362436
or better yet
stop connecting your windows system to the internet

what if this is microshit's plan?
cause fear so people update to the latest version of win10

>>60362436
I just did.
feelsgudman

Microsoft did this right? The ransomware attacks.

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Based Microsoft are now restarting support for XP

Thank you, Satya

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>>60363381
>XP, 8, and Server 2003
So no Vista support?

>>60363417
kek

>>60362509

Or better yet stop having a Windows system.

>>60362436
I tired to update and my speakers stopped working tried drivers and everything else I could think of had to go back a build for my first time ever since using windows

>>60362461
Ok, ok, How bout dis:
Fuck you Hayley, how about you don't go back in the kitchen but suck my juicy cock instead, you're a loser Hayley and when you'll get drunk I'll fuck you in the ass.

>>60363417
Vista is still in normal support mode and already received the patch

XP, Server 2003 and the original version of Windows 8 (not win 8.1) are deprecated and end-of-life and were no longer receiving patches until today

>>60363561
>Vista is still in normal support mode
Oh weird. Do any modern browsers still support it though?

>>60363381
Source?

>>60363580
The patch for Vista and up came out in March. Support for Vista ended in April.

>>60363381
>Security Updates for platforms in custom support
Why don't they release all of these to the public if they make them anyway?

>>60363612
>Why don't they release all of these to the public if they make them anyway?
presumably to not give the impression that they're normal or expected updates

>>60363528
Or better yet stop having a computer.

>>60363165
>NSA hand in hand with Microsoft for years
>force all they can to botnet 10 for even easier NSA access
>update 8.1 8 7 and Vista to the same ""features"" because still many said fuck you
>???
>profit
wouldn't surprice me desu

>>60363689
b-but muh animu

>>60362436
I'd love to, I've been trying for few months but it just doesn't happen.
This is not a freshly installed system either, I've got all updates up until late 2016, but I haven't used this PC for about a month in December, few updates have accumulated and now it's bugged out. I just can't update. It's stuck on downloading updates, 0KB total, 0%.

It uses 100% of my one CPU core, so you'd think it does something, but no.

I managed to update few times this year, last being somewhere in April. Most of the time it just doesn't happen though.

>>60364143
its a known updater bug, lterally just google "windows update stuck"/ "...takes forever etc and theres your solution.

>>60364143
Here's the solution to your problem: http://wu.krelay.de/en/

Install those two updates manually and then check again.

>>60364166
Well aware of it. I've installed several of those that supposedly help.

>>60364182
Which two updates? Just tell me the names.
I'm not clicking on a German link posted by someone who knows that I've got a vulnerable system. It's not that I don't trust you, but I don't trust you.

This is a bug in samba service, right? I have all ports except select few blocked by NAT, so this has no effect on me.

>>60364182
I did google that link though, sorry for doubting you.

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>>60362436
>started to update (important ones though, not all incl. recommended) Windows 7 8 hours ago
>it's still stuck in update cycle
>mfw (doom guy's) I have an urgent work to do in Windows and I started to update on my own
You may laugh at me now, I never felt so dumb.

>>60364216
>Which two updates? Just tell me the names.
Read the fucking page, imbecile. Don't be a lazy fuck.

>tfw still not going to update
The possibility of contracting super Windows AIDs is a small price to pay to not have to deal with Windows Update. p-please don't encrypt muh games, mr. scary hacker man

>>60362436
Fake news!

>>60364243
Read my post, you imbecile. I told you why I initially didn't want to read it, and it wasn't laziness.

>>60364216
Just checked on my phone. Page is in English and with detailed instructions on how to unlock updates if you were stupid enough to disable them ages ago.

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>mfw MS released the randomware to stop people from blocking updates and their Candy Crush demos

>>60364285
I didn't disable them though, they're set on manual and I have been updating until it bugged out.

>>60364261
Retarded mongs like you stuck on "windows XP pre-sp2 updates are bad, disable them" are the reason why updates are now forced on windows 10

>>60364321
I'm on a fully updated Windows XP system.
I don't want to spend $200 for a new Windows 10 Pro and I don't trust these fucking scalpers reselling OEM keys twice or MSDN/DreamSpark keys on eBay and such. A buddy of mine tried that, key deactivated five months later. Never again.

>>60364321
I've never told anybody to disable their updates.
>it's your fault the OS I use that you have no relation to whatsoever is shit!
'kay

>>60362436
see
>>60364217

>>60364341
>A buddy of mine tried that, key deactivated five months later. Never again.
So what, if it was $20 which these things sometimes are, then it's not a big deal.

Don't buy DreamSpark keys at all, I assume that's students selling ones they got for free. They will expire, that's what happens with those keys.

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>>60362436
>people are spooked and want to install Windows 10™
just according to the keikaku

>>60364321
It's not like Microsoft to not make you pay for things, so anything they're giving you for free might be more in their interests than your own

>>60364473
>So what, if it was $20 which these things sometimes are, then it's not a big deal.
Yeah, but in just five scams, I could've bought Windows 10 Home already.

>>60364473
>Don't buy DreamSpark keys at all
No shit, Sherlock. You're normally not informed where they got their keys from.

>>60364567
MS even released patches for this for XP despite it being EOL, so unless you're on something older than that this doesn't change anything

what's the update for?

>>60364724
Patching the SMB server.

>>60364627
>No shit, Sherlock.
No shit, I'm serious. How did you know I was Sherlock anyway?

>Yeah, but in just five scams, I could've bought Windows 10 Home already.
Do whatever you want, odds are one in those 5 selling OEM keys won't be a scam. My freundin from Germany bought Windows 10 key from amazon.de for 17€ and it was fine.

How's that XP treating you anyway? You remind me of my ex work colleague who refused to move from XP. He was 70 at least. Do you happen to be 100 years old as well?

>>60364750
what's wrong with it?

>>60362436
>demorcacy dies in the darkness
Well, that's a nice welcome to a website.

>>60364753
28, about to finish law school.

>>60364764
have a (You) and fuck right off

>>60364790
Law school must be really stressful then. You know what they say how stress speeds up aging.

Stop being 70. Didn't all major browsers drop XP support?

>>60364828
Firefox ESR provides support until September

>>60364808
did a quick search but there's tons of them, which one is being talked about, and why is it different?

>>60364837
Someone at least. I still don't get why don't you move to Linux at least if you don't want to pay for new Windows systems. Even Linux distros must have better software (and hardware) support nowadays than XP.

>>60364753
>>60364828

t. Microsoft shill

The older systems are fine. They are forcing forced redundancy on them. That's literally all it is, making money. There is no obligation to be forced to upgrade to their spyware, restrictive, pay-per-month bullshit.

>>60362436
>WaPo
fake news

>>60364905
I'm not shilling Microsoft, just newer systems. I shilled Linux just here >>60364898

>They are forcing forced redundancy on them
Exactly because of that.

Even going a year back I remember visiting my parents, having a sit down on their computer, and not being able to do shit because nothing I needed was supported anymore on XP.

>>60364659
Most probably, old Windows are just incapable of running this new virus.

>>60365007
systemd forces you to get rid of old conputers, that's how this bloat is big.

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>>60365203
that's not true at all

>>60365234
>makes screenshot of Arch installation
>includes an error
Truly, the quintessential picture that summarizes the Arch Linux experience.

>>60365234
>arch screenshot
>includes an error

Not a surprise really

>>60365259
i did it on a bad hdd, a couple things got corrupted

>Microsoft puts out Windows 10
>everyone hates it because it forces installs
>ransomware comes out that will destroy your laptop unless you update it right now
>thus proving that Microsoft was right to force installs all along

Hmmmmmmm... what are the odds Microsoft intended this all along? Intentionally brick all their computers in order to say, "See! We told you updates were important!"

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>>60365259
>>60365280
reinstalled it on a good disk

>>60363612
Customers support is a paid option. NHS were paying Microsoft £5.5m a year for extended patches to XP until 2015. If Microsoft gave them away for free they couldn't charge companies willing to pay up

>>60366244
>NHS were paying Microsoft £5.5m a year for extended patches to XP until 2015.
Then why were they still using XP systems there in 2017??

>>60366267
If they have legacy drivers that only work in XP for specialist machines then they can't upgrade without buying new expensive specialist machines that are supported on a more modern OS.
Just like how some nukes/missiles and such are still controlled with 1970/80s era hardware and software.

>>60362461
sushi chefs are men.
make some miso instead.

>>60363165
"upgraded" my sister's laptop to 10.
it just werks and less work for me.
i lost my autism 10 years ago and can't be bothered with menial shit.

>>60366313
Yes, but why the fuck would you keep that thing connected to the internet?

>>60366370
IoT is the future dude

>>60366370
They probably aren't and are just connected to the main server to update patent record databases. The problem was that the ransomware would infect the whole network by scanning every system on it.

How long until someone flash your UEFI firmware with a rogue one from Windows?

Normals never update their UEFI firmware anyways.

This should be technically possible.

>>60366387
https://youtu.be/304Lcn0nU3c

>>60364788
>still butthurt over trump

>>60364143
install KB3102810 while the windows update process is turned off (I assume you know how to turn it off) and after a restart it should work fine.

>>60366403
And if well written, make it impossible to flash your BIOS with a clean image so the virus stays resident in the machine until you physically remove and replace the BIOS chip.

How do you get infected with the ransomware? is it through an email or do they just h4x your shit?

>>60366459
Be connected to the internet without having the latest Windows updates is enough.

>>60366475
can i install 'the latest' without having to install like 100 more first? is there a roundup for the last few months?

>>60366491
You need the March 2017 security rollup specifically. The rest doesn't matter.

>>60366524
what's the KB for windows 7 x64?

>>60366548
KB4012215

>>60366548
>>60366680
Don't trust this guy, that KB is the one which has the virus!!!

>>60362436
I did and it crashed halfway through the update like it usually does. Glad I dualboot Linux, may as well just rid of Windows since it clearly doesn't want to do anything right.

>>60362436
>just update your system
>we totally didn't make this ransomware to make you fags update

>>60366762
well shit

It won't even find the update. I just blocked port 445 and disabled sim hoping there's just some delay or something for 8.1

am I safe if my AV is up to date?

>>60362436
Like totally right now? Like. Right. Now?

What a cancerous piece of shit

>>60367345
No, it won't stop infection via port 445. It WILL detect the payload if it's in a file in an attachment, or whatever.

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Here's what your computer will look like in 20 hours. And it's beautiful.

>>60364567
Kek at your pic with post

what if i have the update but one of the computers in my local network hasn't? can my computer still be affected?

>>60367859
Yes. Kill it before it can kill you.

>>60366440
I've installed the other one someone else linked and have been waiting for some time now.

Still searching for updates.

I will let you guys know if it ever finishes. I'm sure it will happen one of these days.

>>60367859
That's exactly how it can be infected over the SMB.
And that's why I've got all shares, NetBIOS over TCP/IP and shit like that disabled, because my ex roommate told me updates slow down his computer and that he hasn't picked up a virus in 10 years. I didn't want his PC to spread germs on mine.

Looked for a new update but I don't see one

Win7 here

>>60369208
>updates slow down his computer
this is something MS need to fix. on most laptops i've seen having windows update set to "always update" makes the computer run like shit even (or especially) if it's brand new.

>>60369356
the update isn't new, it came out in March

>>60369126
Still waitin folks, one of these days!

>>60363165
This can't be considering they rolled out patches for versions they stopped supporting such as XP, 7, 8(.1)

>>60370686
>versions they stopped supporting
>7, 8(.1)
What are you on about, they're still getting updates.

>Not having moved on to Linux

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I'm actually a fucking tech illiterate, I have enough, just kill me THERE'S TO FUCKING THINGS TO UNDERSTAND AND I DON'T WANT TO LOOSE ALL MY TIME FOR JUST A FUCKING TOOL (COMPUTER)

>>60362436
Normally I'd say this is overblown bullshit, but this time its actually pretty fucking bad.

>>60363381
What phone are you using, if you don't mind me asking?

>>60365234
>FX-8320

>>60372772
yes

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>>60362436

dism /online /norestart /disable-feature /featurename:SMB1Protocol

There, I averted the crisis.

>>60362436
Oh man our sysadmin is gonna get so fucking fired over this I'm sure.

>>60362436
Everybody who used CommonSense 2017 got royally fucked lmmfao

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>>60362461
>sushi

You shouldn't read the washington post.

They are a radical far left SJW publisher that instigates debauchery and chaos.

>>60373673
?????