SMUG THREAD

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>walk in to work
>some idiot clicked the link on their e-mail run
>walk out
>take annual leave

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>>60362437
>take annual leave
Now that's just evil (if you're the IT guy)

>>60362480
I would have probably slaughtered the user for their sheer stupidity, we've made a huge deal about spam / junk e-mails for the last year at the very least. All I would have had to do was recreate their user profile and it would have automatically downloaded their user folders from a back up, but I don't have the patience for it.

>>60362437
It's not a link it exploits SMB, no credentials needed. Then it looks for any other computers with SMB and infects them

If you want to have a paid holiday as any employee, just "mistakenly" bring the worm to your corporate network.
How long until networks get purposefully infected just so people can skip work?

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>>60362387
>mfw

>>60362387
who have the night anon. enjoy the qt ladies

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Lmao at all the inferior Winlets BTFOd by some Russian ransomware while my Gentoo beast is cumming inside hot websites with the force of a billion galaxies

>>60367480
>not using TempleOS

>>60367529
>not using SatanOS

>>60364160
sauce?

>>60362387
The fact that you can bring in a personal PC and direct connect it to the LAN and get internet connectivity is probably a reason why you have WanaCry.

>>60362387
Soon somebody will code the worm to automatically scan for Linux machines and generate a wine bottled version of the encryptor and wreck your shit :)

>>60367825
The internet.

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>>60367825
RMS

>>60367959
please i have a thing for erotic depictions of female submissiveness
i need to see his face

>>60367852
>What is MAC spoofing

>>60367865
You still need a transmission vector. Last time I checked Samba doesn't have the SMB vulnerability.

>>60368081
What is 802.1x port security?

>>60368101
>What is corporate cost cutting

>>60362387
https://intel.malwaretech.com/botnet/wcrypt

>>60368101
>implying the workplace where everyone thinks linux machine can get infected will have 802.1x sec

Smugness aside, it is fun seeing wintards scrambling like idiots asking for help in preventing this shit.

We warned you and you didnt listen.

>>60368028
sorry desu i have rm it
but it was kinda plain like a deer staring in the camera
maybe you can google allie haze expo idk

>>60362387

>hurrdurr Linux master race

I use Windows like a dude who knows security, so i never got infected by malware

>implying that W10 isn't a spyware