/g/ humor thread

>>60353739
>3 Billion
Is that true?

>>60356295
Counting android, seems likely

>>60356329
Why is this funny than?

>>60356340
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>60356430
okay

>>60353739
That sounds more like horror than humor.

>>60356340
Masochism

>>60357194
Sorry, I still don't get it. Is it because Java is outdated technology?

>>60357380
It's because it's shit

>>60357380
No, it's just a horrible programming language.

>>60358752
it's funny 'cause your so mad

>>60353816
This can't be real

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>>60358752
>Metallica
>Emo

>>60358752
lmao, every single desktop thread ever

>>60358752
you forgot the anime bullshit

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>>60360651
>>60358752
fixed

>>60356295
Many more, actually. They haven't changed the "3 Billion" image since forever. Current estimates are closer to 10 billion.

>>60360751
You should have drawn it in black and white.

>>60353739
>Bus punchcard runs java
>thefutureishere

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>>60353739
haha

>>60353739
>humor thread
>starts it with a gore image

>>60359950
>>60358752
yeah you should really be less obvious about it

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>>60356340
>>60357380
I found it funny because of the types of devices listed (parking meters, credit cards, etc.), many of which probably shouldn't be running Java.

>>60361005
But they do. SIM cards run Java.

>>60353739
Do you ever fart on someone just to prove you're heavier?

It's so laughable when scrawny little peasants try to boss me around seeming not to notice how obese I am. So much fun to remind them that I'm the one who can afford to eat way too much while they can't even afford enough for their ribs not to show.

Lol it probably smells so bad for them when I pull down my pants and present the irrefutable evidence of my privilege

>>60361031
I'm not saying they don't, I'm saying they shouldn't

>>60361048
what

>>60361005
Kek

>>60357380

No, it's because it's exploitable

>>60361005
Why not? It's better to have an easily auditable codebase of ~100 lines than some obscure assembly thing that only the creator really knows.

>>60363851
security for one, performance for two.

>>60364012
In the case of a embedded device like a parking ticket reader Java is more secure than native code and performance is not crucial anymore.

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>>60360751

>>60353739
Roses are red,
Volcanoes erupt lava,
Three billion devices
Run Java.

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>>60353739

>>60364073
>filename: internet-of-things.jpg

>>60364038
i never did security but wouldnt it introduce a new vector to run code on?
performance is always crucial, and then you have a system that wont allow you to optimise it

>>60360323
it's not

>>60360430
>I didn't read the name of the song

>>60360751
keksimus

>>60360751
>>60358752
this is gold