IT Stories

>>60345704
>Be me
>17, in Junior year in HS
>Luck out and get tech intern period
>Mostly just fuck off and clean the occasional projector filter
>Take old PCs to the "retiring room"
>About halfway into the year the school rolls out a "1 to 1" program
>Every retard and shit eater gets a brand fucking new 2013 Macbook Air
>It is now my job to service this shit
>OhFuckHereWeGo.jpeg

>>60345776
>Day 1, a week after the rollout
>Redneck brings in his laptop, says there's a bunch of popups when he opens Chrome
>HowTheFuckDidYouGetAVirusOnAMac.gif
>Turns out he was downloading deepweb porn
>Get him suspended

>Day 6
>nigger brings in his Macbook, screen is Spiderman limited edition
>Ask him what the fuck happened
>Says he got mad and punched the shit out of it
>Its insured so just give him a new one

>Day 10, its been less than 2 weeks and these things are already dropping like flies
>Autist comes in with his wrangler
>OhGodNo.jpeg
>Screen is also Spidermanned
>"What happened Mr. Downey"
>Wrangler said he was literally throwing it up into a tree with the screen open and it got stuck, threw a rock at it to knock it down.
>Sigh, here's a new one don't break it this time

This continued to happen for the rest of the year and the entirety of my senior year. As far as I know the school just keeps shoveling money to Apple.

>>60345904
This makes me mad, someone is paying for that shit

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>>60345904
>literally throwing it up into a tree with the screen open and it got stuck, threw a rock at it to knock it down.

I'm sorry what the fuck?

>>60346932
Yep, the local taxpayers

>>60346988
Welcome to the South Eastern public school system