>coder

> computers

>>60341208
>rig

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>white male

>>60341208
You're a coder monkey. Want a banana?

>cloud computing

>gaming

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>>60341208
>code artisan

>>60341592
>code barista

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>>60341208
>da JOOs

>social engineer

>>60341634
>code connoisseur

Coder is the least offensive term I've heard

>>60341718
If you settle for coder and not software engineer you may as well quit.

>coder
>* Artisan
>* fu
>rig
>Horizons
>Cloud
>ML
>Crypto

>OOP as "oop"
>GUI as "gooey"
>SQL as "sequel"
>WSDL as "wizdol"

>go on indeed.com
>search for coder
>3k results
haha stay neet fuck-o

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>>60341208
>he doesnt kode on wednesdays

>>60341208
The only thing cringier than people calling themselves "coders" are the ones who claim to be triggered by it.

I highly doubt those triggered by it are actual programmers lmao

>>60343163
who the fuck can find her attractive?

>>60343999
>He doesn't want mistress katie to dominate him
What are you, gay?

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>>60341208
>programming pistachio

>HTML programmer

>>60343999
Me.
t. mongoloid country inhabitant

>>60343999
I'd hit it

>>60341718
Do you call your doctor a cutter?

>code magician

I'm OK with this

Anytime I hear the term guru I cringe. Often used when someone is shoving work off onto someone else
>oh he's the product x guru, go talk to him

>autist

>application maestro

>software """engineer"""
Holy shit get the fuck over yourselves. You idiots couldn't even pass physics 201.

>>60344409
this

>>60344409
>engineering means it requires physics
lol

>>60344409
Do electronic engineers not count then? What about semiconductor engineers? What about embedded?

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>>60344349
>>60344209
>>60341712
>>60341634
Nice

>>60341712
>>60345519
>code aficionado

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>we need coders for SQL, HTML, PHP and powershell

>>60346550
>we need HTML, CSS, and JavaScript programmers