Top Seven Answers On the Board...

>>60326190
They never shill (((Micros**t))) products

Get work done

>>60326190
Have an operating system as simple and safe as OpenBSD.

>>60326190
Shower

>>60326190
Suck cock.

They never install "registry cleaners".

>>60326256
Being productive

>>60326190
get laid

Use Photoshop

>>60326190

YOU CAINT SAY DAT ON TEEBEE

>>60326190
Happily bend over for Microshit

>>60326190
Accept the fact Linux is garbage and move on with their life

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>>60326190
>get cryptovirus
>download and crack every single program you use
>^ by that you willingly join the botnet
>have to install drivers
>have a BSOD
>read messages like pic related
>HAVE TO FUCKING READ MS COMMUNITY SITE FOR HELP

Violate your freedoms.

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Act civil.

Reboot

Niggers

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>>60326190
Masturbate with real humans

>>60326502
>>60326693
>Go to work
>Sit on my windows workstation
>Get the job done, boss is happy
>Go home and enjoy my life.
---------------------------------------
>Use Linux
>"Ok, I need you to do this for me"
>"Ok, ah crap!! Kernel panic, hold on a second....I will try to fix the problem with my OS first, then I will do the job you gave me later"
>Get fired for being a useless piece of shit hipster.

"B-BUT MUH FREEDOM"

>>60326962
>he doesn't realize Linux is more reliable than Windows or Mac

>>60326970
>He doesn't just use whatever it works to get the job done and to make some paper and move on with his life without dealing with any unnecessary complicated craps in the end of the day.

Work smart, not hard you retarded faggot

>>60326190
Install gentoo

>>60326566
> >HAVE TO FUCKING READ MS COMMUNITY SITE FOR HELP
Yeah, you have to read serverfault for help.

>>60326190
Have sex with women

>>60326190
Get off the Microsoft train by not having Windows in a VM or another partition.

>>60326200
I shilled Visual Studio
>>60326256
Wrong there
>>60326263
You are right about that. Fuck BSD.
>>60326265
I showered last night.
>>60326269
I sucked my own cock once.
>>60326284
I don't need to.
>>60326478
I got laid last Friday.
>>60326491
I use it sometimes but there is nothing I would do in Photoshop that I can't do easier in GIMP.
>except circles
>>60326502
Fair enough
>>60326566
+1
>>60326833
Don't be racist.

Buy software

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>>60327134
>work smart, not hard
>use windows

Defragment their hard drive for lack of need, knowledge (ext4) or possibility (ext2/3, btrfs).

>>60326190
Big black cock, Steve.

>>60326190
Accept people use the products they want

>>60326190
infect their OS with malware
call an Indian for tech support
use a shady, cracking tool to activate their OS

>>60326478
/thread

>>60326256
2 books translated in the last 14 months alone, ~1000 pages in total. With school and all.

Debian. Fuck you, nigger.

>>60333344

So you managed to do the work of 50 days in over a year? Yeah, totally productive dude.

>>60326958
someone needs to promise me they will shoot me if I ever become as degenerate as this guy

>>60333344
It took you over a year to translate 1000 pages? You think that's good, nigger?

>>60326958
>is actually using Windows

Says it all

>>60326200
WDDM2 is gud
t. linux user
>>60326566
retrowave glitch
>>60326763
That's pretty close
:^)