Crashed PC at a pizza shop reveals facial recognition details

>>60319512
wtf is this

>>60319512
Yep.

Probably using amazon's tech.

>>60319512
> Peppe's pizza

You deserve to be surveilled if you eat there.

>>60319512
Oh RIP, the cameras outside are doing more than just recording us, they are all part of the botnet.

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>>60319512

>2011+6
>not wearing a mask in public

ISHYGDDT

>>60319512
The botnet is stalking us even harder than I thought. I don't want to know deep the rabbit hole guess

>>60319512
>>60319523
>>60319552
>>60319646

https://aimsuite.intel.com/

https://aimsuite.intel.com/get-started/how-does-it-work

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>>60319512
>Smile:
>Glasses:
What. You'd think they'd be collecting general demographic info of their customers (as in, their age group and whether they should advertise to men more than women) but what the fuck do glasses and smiles tell them?

>>60319680
Mossad shit from Intel. This is why I'm going amd

>>60319680
It's everywhere.

https://aws.amazon.com/rekognition/

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>>60319680
Even the image they use themselves looks like something from a dystopian future

>>60319512
I wonder if the camera is racist. Would be funny if it didn't recognize black people, or said the "ape face" thing, or recorded all Asians as "blinking male/female".

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>>60319713

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>>60319713
>>60319722

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/sep/08/artificial-intelligence-beauty-contest-doesnt-like-black-people

>>60319722
>>60319740
wtf sillicion valley is contaminated too

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>>60319711
>assuming the gender of your users
But it's 2017!

>>60319796
not even niggers like niggers, why do you think they kill themselves?

>>60319694
glasses help ID, idk about smiles

>>60319713
>cameras installed mostly because niggers rob stores wouldn't recognize if someone was a nigger or not

>>60319740
>AI learns that dark skin is less attractive to humans
>AI is designed to judge human standards of beauty
>AI gets yelled at for doing it's job
>AI is sad
>AI just wanted to help

>>60319830
>you will live to see the day of skynet powered right wing death squads

>>60319830
oh...my god

yea its a trash reference, but there it is

>>60319512
this has been a thing for years, welcome to reality you fucking idiot

test

get a white shirt with lots of little faces printed on it. it will make recognition software poo itself

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>not wearing an anti-surveillance suit

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this works too, as does juggalo shit. so i hope you like ICP

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>>60319975

If I made a hat and put a bunch of confetti on it would it fuck the camera up? Confetti messes wit youtube streams because it fucks with the compression, could the same concept apply to CCTV cameras?

>not wearing reflecting makeup
>not having a hat with IR LEDs

you've already been marked for reeducation.

>>60319999
nah LEDs are 100x more effective.

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>>60319999
>checked

I doubt it, unless it was obscuring your face

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>>60319740
>tfw during the race war AI will side with whites
feels good, man.

>>60320011
the LEDs only fool cheapshit cameras

>>60319512
Jokes on you, I'll just order my pizza online.

>non-free Javascript

Well, guess I'll starve to death, then.

>>60320059
Just grow your own pizza dude

>>60320039
>cheapshit cameras

so like 90% of cameras then. Most non-banks don't like spending money, so they get the off the shelf shit kit for 99 dollars.

>>60320066
he'd have to use proprietary monsanto seeds.

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>>60319512
Here's another company that does this shit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMD1WDbCXhs

Here's the LIVE DEMO... upload pic or use webcam. Show results.

https://face-api.sightcorp.com/demo_basic/

This facial recognition shit is EVERYWHERE!

Just fucking wear glasses/disguise when you're out and about.

Good thing I don't go outside and have all my food delivered

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>>60319512
>>60319680
>>60319740
>>60320107
when did we becomes future

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WAKE ME UP

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>>60320107
>https://face-api.sightcorp.com/demo_basic/
I think it got the age wrong.

>>60319680
It can't happen soon enough.
I would fucking die laughing when passing on front of one of these and I get a dragon dildo ad.

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>>60319711
Reminds me of the Christmas episode of Black Mirror, I knew it was a bit unsettling for some reason

>>60320077
as somebody who was once a walmart monkey, i can assure you they have some fucking james bond level shit installed

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>>60320107
Doesn't seem very good at its job

>>60319512
first it was non-free javascript, now we've come to this, why is RMS always right

>the botnet wants me to starve

>>60320177
So does Target: https://privacysos.org/blog/target-is-really-really-into-surveillance/

>>60319892
wait reference to what i think i know but im not sure

>>60320187
lel, yeah it seems kinda shitty but the stuff amazon, intel, google etc has is a lot more advanced

>>60320201
>That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
kek'd.

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>>60320174
that episode was insane. also, better than the netflix ones.

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can't wait until cyberpunk is reality lads

shouldn't be long now

>>60320066
DNA is proprietary tho

>>60319512
PIZZAGATE CONFIRMED

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>>60320059
opensource pizza when

>>60320315
Sure, until some russian virus hacks my DNA and gives me cancer
Fucking drumpf

>>60320201
>That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
heh

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>>60319512
that is creepy. how do we confuse the cameras?

>>60320406
draw face on your arse, learn to walk on your hands

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Can't go into pizza shops anymore. Proprietary code and privacy invasion.

I'm starving.

>>60320406
you don't. you could cover your face I guess or just try to avoid areas with these cameras, although they are fucking everywhere now so thats not realistic

>>60320424
i can't believe it took this long for this to be posted

>>60320406
makeup and masks

oh and learn to walk differently cause they can use your gait to narrow things down too.

THE PIZZAFAGS ARE RIGHT AGAIN!

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>>60320424
I warned you bro

I warned you about proprietary code

>>60319740
this is proof that the bot is only intelligent as its coder. AI is a control freak's paradise. Fuck these people big time.

how long until those millimeter scanner things at the airport are used at every store?

They will use them in fucking movie theaters to catch food sneaks!

>>60320474
open sores could do this too tho

>>60319591
Most stores will ask you to remove your mask and kick you out if you refuse.

>>60319740
Some should put a 2d in the contest.

>>60319512
nearly every facial recognition software thinks that i'm a woman.
even though i have really short hair

>>60320170
God, I wish I was a boobies analyzer AI

>>60319591
It's illegal to wear masks in some states because muh kkk

>>60320549
Time to [spoiler]trap[/spoiler] yourself

>>60320406
I recall seeing some designer selling shirts that were plastered with fragments of celebrity faces specifically designed to confuse facial recognition software, it was actually really effective against then-current efforts.

>>60320535
>>60320580
Wear a burqa

How long until masks become a part of our wardrobe?

>>60320602
it's normal to wear a mask in Japan

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>>60320602
Will never catch on, normies wont give a shit about this if they ever hear about it in the first place

very expensive camera and software. not something your average branch of any business would have

Realistically is there any way of defeating these that won't get you weird looks in public? An IR reflective hat or some shit?

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>>60319830
I know i've been here for too long when this gets to me.

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>>60320626
as long as i have an excuse to wear a domino mask

>>60320599
This. If the left is going to push for importing muslims so hard, might as well take advantage of it.

>>60320634
wrong, its literally a pizza shop in Olso

>>60319680
We should day zero one of these. You know these idiots connect these kiosks to the web.

The feeling when cyberpunk fashion was born out of defeating facial recognition, and not modern tribal gangs.


https://cvdazzle.com

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>>60319711
DELETE TIS

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>>60320722
I kinda like it

>>60320278
China's "Social Points" scheme is only small steps away from Psycho Pass. It's already here

>>60320599
That's not going to work unless you're a manlet. A 6'2" burqa walking around will attract more attention than ever.

>>60320827
I identify as a woman you fucking shitlord. Say anything to my face and I'll sue your bakery into oblivion!

>>60320820
You mean from minority report?

>>60320174
bit of a spoiler for the episode here so skip this post if you were planning to see it, but I was a bit unsettled by how the used the computer models confession when in a previous episode (be right back) the computer model was insufficient

they did not really dwell on it either, but I can appreciate that it was probably not the point the episode was trying to make.

>>60320827

I used to work at a store with a regular customer who was a massive 6'5" old woman in a Burka.

People would stop in their tracks and stare.

>>60320424

>I'm starving
Go to a farmer's market. You pay cash, you receive food. No software involved, proprietary or otherwise.

>>60320890
Maybe it was actually two 3'2.5'' women in a burqa?

>>60320278
>shouldn't be long now
it's already here

>>60319512
no proof of anything you said, fake and gay

why is /g/ so gullible?

>>60319512
who cares

they could just as easily tell the cashier to write down the demographics of each customer

>>60321011
What are you talking about
>>60319680
>>60319709
It exists and it is everywhere

>>60321026
not proof that that's what happened in OP image, he could just be running it on his own pc

fake and gay

>>60321021
Its the fact that this sort of thing is done in a sneaky way, there is no indication that your face is being watched and analysed by hidden cameras. Then there is the issue of having no way of knowing if the data is stored or sold.

Do you really see nothing wrong with that?

>>60321052
nothing to hide, nothing to fear

i bet you're some faggot ACLU liberal too

>>60321043
>implying a /g/entooman would know a "Female-Young adult" to walk by his camera

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>>60321062
>posting on 4chan
>he has nothing to hide

yeah right nigger

>>60321043
no u r

>>60319512
What the fuck

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>>60321071
you mean 2006?

>>60319512
Disgusting. Do they want me to never leave my house?

>>60320177
When I quit last month we were in the middle of a remodel and they were putting cameras everywhere, and they want you to know your on camera to the extent that most of them had screens showing you the video feed. Baby food aisle, electronics, sporting goods, all had them. Every single self check out register had a camera and a screen that showed you the video.

Im pretty sure we had some of these cameras that with facial recognition too, if you look at the screens with digital ads on them out looks like there are cameras in them which doesn't make sense for something that just displays something that its pre-programed to show.

I think they even had a camera in the back of every single trailer.

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>>60319740
>world average is vaguely tannish skin
>average is seen as beautiful
>light skin is visual shorthand for someone who's rich enough to stay indoors
>"why no dark skin??!?!???"
Really gets my noggin joggin'

>>60321539
trailer?

>>60321585
Woah, I guess Argentina really IS white...

>>60321588
Yeah, the trailers that have all your video games, Sam's choice cola, and ketchup for your tendies, that hook up to the back of those big vroom vroom machines.

>>60321659
i have no clue what you're talking about
walmart isn't a think where i live, afaik it's just a supermarket

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Why did it turn out like this?

>>60321677
thing*

>>60321684
money

>>60321684
Because the spokesman for the alternative was a fat, stinky autist who eats his foot fungus in public.

>>60320374
>tfw cyberpunk larpers light themselves up like christmas trees, making it easier to round up and detain them
amazing

>>60321706
FBI pls go.

>>60321706
MODS MODS MODS

>>60319694
I'd assume they also want to gauge sentiment towards they shops and measure changes in it.
I can already see the next board meeting
> allright people we had 50% less smiles for people waiting in lines last month, what's going on?

I won't provide any proof but my job is to analyze this data and make it easy for marketers to more effectively target you (AKA make you more likely to spend money on their client's products). If you're a Canadian, check out prizm5 if you haven't already

>>60321062
>Nothing to hide, nothing to fear
So you're to stupid to act in your own interests or you have an interest in this narrative?

That wouldn't work for those jihadist women from Arabia.

>>60319740
Funny that nobody bothered to ask why and if there's a biological reason for it.
Black people, including women, have higher testosterone levels in general. That makes the women less attractive to EVERYONE, including black people

>>60321725
Whats the problem, shes 24. It says so right there

>>60321684
they spent all their money on sperging at people who calls linux linux, as well as SJW-stuff.

Little money left for anything else after that.

>>60319975
I'd rather just wear a hat and sunglasses

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>>60321677
A trailer that goes onto a semi truck and delivers merchandise to stores.

Walmart it pretty much a grocery store/pharmacy/clothing store/ electronic store/ hardware store/ office supply store/ arts and crafts store/ toy store/ Dunkin doughnuts

I'd it exists you can probably find it at Walmart at 2:30 in the morning.

>>60321743
It's just like that recent Doctor Who episode with the shitty ending

>>60320905
Maybe it was one man and then a little boy sat on his shoulders with his crotch was facing the guys face and the guy would suck on his little pee pee like a lollipop then take him into the toilets and penetrate his smooth tight boi pussy until he ejaculated and the little boy would cry so the guyd strangle him while he was cumming and when he came out the toilet he looked significantly smaller as the boys dead body had been stuffed in a bin and left, with only his penis and balls cut off and taken in the mans pocket

>>60321790
>Walmart it pretty much a grocery store/pharmacy/clothing store/ electronic store/ hardware store/ office supply store/ arts and crafts store/ toy store/ Dunkin doughnuts
so they're an entire mall?

>A trailer that goes onto a semi truck and delivers merchandise to stores.
oh, that kind of trailer, i figured your were talking about something in store that customers interact with
not surprising that a truck trailer has security

>>60320212
Funny that Target uses high tech surveillance but they can't secure their customers credit card info. I guess the difference is that one helps serve the company and the other helps serve their customers.

>>60321791
I'm sorry, I don't watch Anglo propaganda anymore. Want to tell what happened?

I thought you guys were all aware already that big brother was using facial recognition everywhere.

Hell I bet the snapchat filters are just face scanning software

>>60319571
Dolly Dimple's master race

>>60321842
bingo

Their main purpose is to make as much profit as possible, anything which doesn't directly help them achieve that like securing customer's data comes second. Its just the way it is.

>>60321809
>so they're an entire mall?
Gave you ever been to Walmart before? They're the reason small local businesses sometimes go under. Why go out of your way to go to a different place when Walmart has everything for dirt cheap?

>>60321809
Not exactly a mall, but they literally have a little bit of everything, and are usually open 24/7.

It does bite the company in the ass tho, we regularly would have people grab tools from the hardware department, to break into locked cases with expensive electronics, bullets, video games, car stereos, and such.

>>60321887
>people grab tools from the hardware department, to break into locked cases with expensive electronics, bullets, video games, car stereos, and such.

kek

>>60321879
i mentioned walmart isn't a thing where i live, so no

>bullets
heh, almost forgot we're talking about the USA

>>60320491
Good time to become a practitioner that specializes in cancer treatment.

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https://face-api.sightcorp.com/demo_basic/

>>60320759
time to put on my anti face, poker Ai won't be able to tell if I am bluffing.

>>60321900
There was one guy that comes in every Friday and steals a bottle of boner pills, and leaves the empty bottle in the same aisle. In the 2 years I worked there he never got caught, and never went a week without his boner pills.

One guy that used the tools to steal a bunch of cellphones even went as far as to get spray bottles and clean the counters to get rid of his finger prints.

>>60321083
Everyone has something to hide even if you do not currently possess anything your government considers illegal.

>>60321110
>posting on 4chan
>he has nothing to hide
4chan is not anonymous, how do you think authorities managed to catch several people now issuing school shooting threats even if jokingly.

>>60321790
fun fact: walmart only carries shitty keyboards with retarded layouts and logitech g710+'s

>>60321846
A far-future colony housing what's left of humanity is built out of nanobots trained to maximise happiness. They do this by gauging people's expressions. Things are going fine until the first natural death among the colonists causes some grief. The robots don't know how to deal with it, so they treat it like a disease and get rid of the people suffering grief, which causes more grief, which leads to more killing, etc. That's just the advance party, though -- woken up early to set things up for everyone else.

Eventually, stuff happens and the rest of humanity begins waking up from stasis. The Doctor expects a bloodbath as people realise what happened to their loved ones, and when fighting breaks out, he resets the AI to a state before they saw grief as a disease. He basically says, "These robots are the new indigenous life forms, and also your landlords, and also your buildings which can skeletonise you at a moment's notice, so play nice :^)" and then fucks off in his blue box.

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>>60322043
I know that, just a joke based on the reputation and history of this place

>>60319512
Jokes on them, I don't have a gender. Good luck identifying me

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>>60320201

>>60319512
>Male young adult

Did that facial recognition software just assume my gender?

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>60322063
Paradise Towers from the 7th Doctor's era or was this something from the latest season?

For some reason I feel this was the plot to Paradise Towers, but I have not seen that story in ages.

>>60322266
It's from the latest season. Only a few episodes ago, actually.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smile_(Doctor_Who)

>>60321585
Source for this image?

Also Netherlands and Argentina are prettiest

>>60322340
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2435688/

>>60322274
Ah go figure, now that I think about it the whole thing sounds like it was recycled from "The Beast Below" with the smilers and shit.

I should try to get myself to watch the new season but it's hard to with Moff driving everything into the ground. The only good thing being Capaldi being trapped in a badly written period of the series.

It's like the Colin Baker era all over again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjFS8udI_c8

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>>60320107
Didn't work on judy, though

>>60321706

MODS I WANT TO BE IN THE SCREEN CAP

PLZ BAN THIS PEDO FOR SEXUALIZING 24 YEAR OLDS

>>60320759
They dont need to recognise your face if you're the only one dressed like a fucking fruitloop.

>>60321706
Hi, CIA nigger. Don't you already have enough in your department?

>>60321706
only a faggot would say otherwise

>>60320894
>implying that fatass would know what to do with fresh food

>>60319512
i should implement this

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>>60320894
>go to farmers market
>food was harvested by tractors with proprietary software
>tfw the botnet wants me to starve

>>60323098
Just learn to subsist on toenails like RMS

>>60320170

sorry, ai, those boobs are not a day older than 22

>>60320170
>>https://face-api.sightcorp.com/demo_basic/
>try it out on myself for shiggies
>sadness
>sadness
>try to smile
>happiness barely increases, still predominantly sadness
wtf!

>>60323187
you don't know how to make a genuine smile

>>60323194
no one here knows bud

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>>60319711
>Yfw we're approaching this timeline.

>>60323194
eh, I played around with it a bit more, got it to work.

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>>60323098
you can get plenty of minearls and protein by eating your semen. waste no want not.

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>>60319512
This was no television show, this was the truth. We didn't listen. It's too late.

>>60323225
You're not "getting" anything by eating your own semen. What you really need to do is go to a gloryhole

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>>60319512
>the pizza botnet memes were real

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>>60322185
>Browser window pops up
>Warning! You are viewing an image of a female determined to be underage!
>Please remain seated until authorities arrive!

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>>60322587
>>60320201
She may be the first attractive female over 18 in the history of ever

>>60323098
why does your tractor have software on it?

>>60323641
seriously?
http://hackaday.com/2017/03/24/the-icon-of-american-farming-that-you-now-have-to-hack-to-own/

>>60323439
Samaritan dindu nuffin

>>60323641
Pretty much every modern vehicle has software in it

Any big farm has tractors with software to automate tasks or make some tasks easier

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>>60323216
>approaching literal Syndicate timeline
>chugging head first into the corporate dystopia 2096
>what_a_shame.jpeg
>patiently submit as all computer users are required by law to log in with a retina scan, full body x-ray, fingerprint scan, saliva check, stool and urine sample, cavity search, and invasive full body pat-downs authorized and strictly enforced joo-gle.oy-vey.shekel.gov
>psychological analysts regularly interview and interrogate users every 5 minutes to ensure that they have 0 thoughts of defecting from their new roles in the soon-to-be progressive utopia
>anyone who fails any of these tests is given a free helicopter ride to India to serve the rest of their lives as tech support specialists
>all this hassle can be avoided in exchange for a complete lobotomy, 10 years of mental conditioning (5 at birth), and a direct control module implanted directly into the user's brain/spinal cord designed to spread the word of the multicurturalist wonders of Pooinloo&Stingyjoo Land
>God is dead
>all is lost


>be 2052
>on my way to regularly scheduled 13 hour cavity search conducted by peaceful peace refugees from the peaceful land of Peace-istan
>a pair of odd faced men lure me into an alley way
>they hand me a syringe full of unusual glistening fluid
>I read the worn out label, clearly showing its many years of age
>something stands out about it
>something familiar
>...could it be?!
>my mind, finally breaking the decades of conditioning, reads out "100% pure Bogdabots"
>I know what I must do
>insert the needle directly into my arm
>inject nanomachines, son!
>You_Got_The_Touch.wav
>feel the power of the Bogdanoffs themselves coursing through my veins
>"We...Are...One..."
>become JC Denton
>"We have grown but there is still much to be done..."
>"Many who live in darkness who must be shown the way."
>"For it is the dawning, of a new day."

If there were no God, it would be necessary to invent Him.
-Voltaire

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>>60323719
At first I was like

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>>60323719
>>60323818
But then I was like

OP you retard, that's a digital sign with a camera in the top of it.

>>60319512

>The people at the counter can now use their compute to know I'm a male in his 20s with dark hair.

FUCK, they could have NEVER known this before. Fucking CIA

>>60320549
>even though i have really short hair

Woah that's crazy. Since, as we all know, female hair turns to raw diamonds under 12 inches and can never be shorter so this software has a key flaw.

>>60319975
>tfw I fuck up to recognise face as well
>tfw I'm robot inside

>>60320201
somebody screen cap this pls don't force me too.

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>>60320201
>>60320237
>>60320368
The amount of people that "get it"....

>>60319694
its probably just in there because its an easy thing to identify

>>60319571
>>60319512
Investigate Pizzagate

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>>60324204
This is a forum for the highest class of men

>>60319512
What the FUCK is it with all those KIKES and recording my stupid fucking face all the time?
This, a variety store chain in my backwards country, Pajeets in Win 10.
What the hell!?

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>>60320107
Shit doesn't work yo

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>>60320107

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>>60323216
>tfw manipulated personal information filter bubbles already act like persuadertrons

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>>60321062
>nothing to hide nothing to fear
So about that windows source code

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>>60320107

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>>60320107

>>60323588
>*hacks the police*
>nothing personel, kiddo
>t. Vladdy

>>60319512
Is this at Oslo S? I live pretty close to it. It's supposed to determine ur gender by analyzing you. It's gotten alot of critics in Norway.

>>60325258
>It's gotten alot of critics in Norway.
As it should, gender does not exist, its just a social construct, fucking shitlord

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>>60320107
>>60320170

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>>60319512
You are surprised?
Wow, instead of writing down on paper who their customers are they try to make things a little more easy. Logging like that has existed for decades in such places.

>>60320535
>>60320580
This is false.
Go out more fatass.

>>60325176
kek

>>60319791
Contaminated by gorillas?

>>60321781
Just grow a beard like one of the ZZ-Top guys.
No one knows what they look like without them beards.

>>60325176
>hand is person
>anger, sadness
wow, even AI can recognize the relationship he has with his fapping hand

>>60321062
Give me your credit card details

>>60321764
It is still unfair in the following sense:
>we assume you're right: Black people are on average less attractive.
>AI learns that black skin has negative correlation with beauty.
>AI assigns lower beauty score to a black women, even if she is way more beautiful than the average black women.
>So because we assumed black people are on average less beautiful (that means the distribution of beauty is shifted to lower scores), a black women, which is as beautiful as a white women, is assigned a lower score, because the AI learned, that there is a lower probability for the black women to have this beauty score.

Also I think it is more likely that the data is just biased than an biological reason:
> Majority of the data used is from nonblack people
>Majority of nonblack people think that nonblack people are more attractive
>AI learns that black people are on average less attractive

All in all: An AI learns from humans and therefore can never be really objective

>>60325389
This, /g/ is tinfoil hat central though

>>60325533
fug off faggot, nobody gives a fuck

>>60321851
They literally are face scanning software. They wont work on non face objects

>>60325533
>It's just biased
>Attraction is biased
Hmmmm... Will it take AI for retarded people to realise there is no objectivity?

Or will you people continue to make everyone's life hell as you try and appeal to the tiniest minorities and value everything equally?

>>60323694
>not using old 100% mechanical tractors
Plebs' plebs.
Get and old working tractor.

>>60320135
Living the dream

>>60320011
The most effective way to fool cameras is the use a ton of retarded make up and have a stupid hair style that covers your eyes.

Big black vertical lines specifically hiding the corners of your lips, eyes, and nose. You'll look like a retarded goth.

>>60320143
We need to get our hands on facial recognition technology.

If 4chan had a database of faces or a search engine that could link faces to Facebook accounts, the shitstorm would be so massive the government would have to regulate the technology.

Right now it has no regulation, so we've got fucking pizza places selling your face data. They might as well have your goddamn fingerprint and social security number.

>>60326355
properly motivated 4chan will dox anyone in minutes anyway

>>60321851
They are. I was so pissed when one of my retarded relatives shoved a camera in my face to show me Snapchat. Thanks. Now some company has my info because you have the attention span of a goldfish.

I was browsing a car dealership website using a fresh computer/browser on a hacked AP not signed into anything. No reason for any of my information to be associated.

They send me a text on my personal phone telling me "Thank you [wrong name] for your past purchase at [car dealership] please blah blah"

How the fuck? I never used this PC or AP before. How did they get my number to send a text?

>>60319512
> OP is 12 years old
This is 10 year old news.

>>60325176
>uploading RMS' photo to a face recognition program even though he always asks people not to
Fuck you. I hope your hemorrhoids rub together and hurt and bleed for an eternity; you turbofaggot.

>>60327149
Pedos belongs in jail with horny niggers.

>>60325823
"White" males are the minority, though.

The day 'murricans realize the races they use to define people make no sense, is also the day all the racial tension will disappear.

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>>60327198

>>60325284
[bends happily]

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>>60320107
3

>>60325397
It's 100% true, you dumb faggot. Maybe you can get away with it in whatever tiny hick town you live in, but try walking around in a big city in a mask and see how long it takes before you're stopped by police or asked to leave an establishment.

>>60325823
>hurr everything is subjective nothing is real
Fuck off, postmodernist clown

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>>60320107
4

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Time to become a tranny mudslime and put on a burka to protect my identity, I guess at least in the lords (pbuh) year of 2017 we can modify our burka with r-pi and get cool nightrider effects.

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>>60320107
5

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>>60320602
An eye patch is enough.

>>60319722
>tfw gorillas

>>60319512
>eyes are fucking everywhere and they're recording it all
true
>Crashed PC

>>60327312
>and get cool nightrider effects
possibly a something to do with pineapples to

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Why aren't police using this technology along with face recognition?

>>60327411
If they aren't already it won't be long, it'll be a big investment and the shitty uniform gopro thingies they just spent a fuck load on aren't backwards compatible I imagine.

>>60320894
>(((farmer's markets)))

Actual scam

Just grow your own food desu

>>60327426
Imagine if a law was passed saying that law enforcement could have access to any of these camera's in store along with CCTV and then ran face recognition.

I imagine it would make it a whole lot easier to track down people

>>60320886
There isn't meant to be any continuity between different episodes, which are actually often written by very different people and try to explore different horizons.

>>60320722
Awesome, but also frightening.
Mostly frightening.

>>60327246
Nope, face masks that only leave your eyes and forehead out and pretty common. Maybe you should visit a few big cities and get out of your basement sometimes.

Wait.... can they tell if you're trying to hide a raging erection inside loose pants and a long shirt?

>>60327446
I buy potatoes that won't grow properly in my soil directly from the farmer. I don't see the flaw with this.

>>60319512
>pizza shop
well what the fuck did you expect? it's the best way they have to know three pieces of information that are very important to them
1) are you stealing their pizza
2) do you want their pizza
3) if you already have their pizza, do you like it
get over yourself, it's not like they're remotely sniffing you out for weed or something

>>60319722
wtf I love Google now

it's over guys

n-not over yet boys!

>put on makeup and programming socks
>marks you as female/tranny
>wipe makeup off and eat pizza

>>60320374
it does when you do it properly, you double digit IQ faggot.

Best thing to do is try and blend in. Grey hoodie, jeans, sneakers.
What would be the best way to throw off cameras without attracting too much attention?

>>60328660
Honestly I don't think there is much that can be done.

You could cover your face, or wear sunglasses with a hood up but then you would be attracting attention for other reasons

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>>60320624

>looking directly at devices that aren't yours
>not being mindful of probable camera locations and angles

That alone should mostly cover you against the megacorp big data threat model.

Shoulder length hair that covers your eyes in combination with regular glasses and a hoodie, whenever you can get away with it, also helps when moving in meatspace. You can always tie your hair into a ponytail when you reach your destination / when you think its safe to look slightly more professional and it should look fine if you take care of yourself.

The cyberpunk dystopia is LITERALLY now, stop fantasizing about it like a faggot and start living it.

>>60319722
lost

>>60319512
/pol/lack here, just saw this. Dafuq.

>>60329075
Why did you feel the need to announce that you are from /pol/. Its an anonymous image board

>>60329100
Nice dubs. Some made a thread on /pol/ and crossposted it to /g/. Wanted to see the original thread to gauge /g/ reactions. Also, signal virtue-ing.

>>60328909
>Shoulder length hair that covers your eyes in combination with regular glasses and a hoodie, whenever you can get away with it, also helps when moving in meatspace. You can always tie your hair into a ponytail when you reach your destination / when you think its safe to look slightly more professional and it should look fine if you take care of yourself.

My emo aesthetic has finally paid off!

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I want cyberpunk fashion to take off

I would wear this right now, if not for the fact that everyone would think I'm an edgelord

>>60329242
>cyberpunk

That man is obviously dressed like an anime ninja.

>>60319512

Off the top of my head even small stores use facial and license plate shit to recognize regular customers new customers and sporadic customers. They try to get your email and address at the register so they can automatically send you deals in the mail/email depending on when you come in.

They track your phone in the store even if you dont connect to their wifi so they can see what you spend you time near.

Maybe going around fully masked should be a thing. You can fuck with facial recognition by blocking the parts of your face they focus on but theyll just adapt.

>>60319680
Remember in minority report when the billboards scan your eyes and start talking to you while advertising? Shits coming anons.

>>60327411
Some body cams are net connected and can do facial recognition.

>>60321684
8
YEARS
OF
OBAMA

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>>60323588
Hello there.

>>60329242
black bloc is not cyberpunk

>>60329876
That's funny

What's the white line on the nose indicating?

>>60330093
a line of coke. but a bit misplaced

>>60325823
>Attraction is biased
I never suggested that having preferences is something bad.
>Will it take AI for retarded people to realise there is no objectivity
They clearly thought the AI would be objectiv, that's the reason why they used it. And that an AI can be biased is not as obvious as you may think. One could also expect, that all preferences cancel on average (most probably have, only skin color remained)

You, sir, are easily triggered

>>60319680
https://aimsuite.intel.com/inside-aim-suite/privacy
>AIM Suite technology is sometimes wrongly linked to biometric technologies used for security purposes to look for and identify people, matching faces captured by cameras with faces stored in databases. That is not what AIM Suite does. AIM Suite is Pattern Detection, NOT Facial Recognition.Captured visuals are analyzed and discarded on the fly, with no faces recorded and archived. No personal information is ever kept. Though incredibly sophisticated in what AIM Suite reveals about viewer patterns, it’s as innocuous to consumers as the little wireless beams that count people coming through a retail door.
WHile this may be true NOW, I'm sure it won't be in the near future. They probably already have a "separate" product for surveillance.

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>>60329242
what a first impression of this board

jesus christ

>>60330312
I don't trust them in the slightest.

If there is money to be made selling data someone will do it

>>60330331
Shut up

>>60319947
They might be on to something.

>>60327454
yeah though there are some recurring themes, and some references to previous episodes.

>>60326017
I run a 1942 McCormick W4 year round on my acreage.. these old things never die they're so over built.

>>60326400
So why not make it more efficient?

>>60326355
facebook sure as hell is not giving you access to their billions of photos all at once

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>>60320107
Welp

>>60330576
AI confirms fucking traps isn't gay

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>>60321860
>>60319571

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>>60330646

>>60321585
This.
Why is it such a hard thing to conceptualize, that people, whose informational footprint influenced the outcome prefer the light side of a population distribution? I imagine even in Africa, it would be relatively balanced whether as light as possible, or as dark as possible is preferred.

It should come as no surprise that one particular shade comes out as an average, it would be exclusive no matter where it fell...

>>60319947
How can a person live like this ?

>>60331000
Nice trips, but don't start this shit on /g/. Leave that shit on /b/.

Now, any way to feed some unsecure cams streams to this kind of software?

>>60319947
:')

>>60331227
It's really just a cover sheet for a mechanized body suit. It also has air conditioning and food/drink dispenser.