Ask a PHP developer anything

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Do you know any good ways for a junior PHP dev to get a job?

>>60311899

Apply until you get one.

what is best method to get me php?

>>60311820
fat ass
>americans will say its THICC high test etc etc

>>60311899
Have something concrete to show when you apply for a company. Reasonably sized hobby projects with clean code, basic material design looking UI, and a couple of tests are usually enough to land you that junior dev position if you're otherwise an approachable person.

>>60311820
BRAAP :)

>>60311933
How are the potatoes this season?

>>60311987
Currently I do work for several people.
I also have some projects on github and I'm working on an application for real estate agents.

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>>60311820
things in this picture that will trigger /g/
>macbook pro
>ps4 controller
>HIMALAYAN SALT ROCKS
>thicc ass

If there was php in this pic that would trigger /g/ too.

My girlfriend is a PHP dev, ask me anything! Mates.

>>60311820
>Ask a PHP developer anything
are you suicidal? how many dicks do you suck per day? do you pitch or receive?

>>60312058
does she know how to go back a directory in the terminal?
also does she know how to list files/folders in the terminal?

i bet shes a grea #kodergirl

>>60311820
can you tell us about designated street shitting etiquette?

>>60312058
cd code
cd..
cd..
cd..
cd ..
ls
cd code
cd ..
cd

Do you work at MailChimp? It's the only """respectable""" company I know that still uses PHP.

>>60312030
It is literally the perfect bait for /g/

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>>60312030
You mean this?

>>60311820
Who is that? Post more of that ass.
But maybe start a new thread in /b/

>>60312030
i gayme on a mpb with a dualshock 4, too. only openEMU stuff, but still.
>comfy controller that works out of the box
>can move between wired and wireless without restarting the emulator
not sure is windows still does this faggotry, but i fucking hated it.
>nice screen
>10ish hours of battery life while playing PSX games
the 13" MBPr isn't up to post-2005 games, so I do all of my new gayming on my imac.

>>60314032
forgot one thing
>>60313713
>can plug in headphones to the DS4

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>>60312030
Why would someone waste a pizza like that?

Sometimes i hate people.

>>60314131
>papa johns
nothing of value was lost

>>60314145
How far are you to know which company made that pizza?

>>60314285
>he can't identify pizzas
are you even american?

Explain this shit.

$var;
$this->var;
self::$var;

>>60313713
that setup looks comfy af. would use it.

>>60314388
>$var
local variable
>$this->var
variable in an object
>self::$var
referring to a static variable in the _class_ and not the _object_

>>60314465

Of course, I know what it means.

I'm asking you to justify the asinine, inconsistent syntax.

>>60314492
C++:

int var;
this->var;
someclass::var;

?

>>60314686

I don't see any dollar signs there.
Not that there's anything wrong with sigils, but they should be consistent.

>>60311933

>Implying you wouldn't bury your dick inside her.

>>60314131
>Sometimes i hate people.
>Sometimes

spotted the newfag